Opie and Anthony: Joe DeRosa rant on women

[RebirthOfPhoneix]

Sounds like what Tom Leykis would say.

[MrDylaneric]

I swear I've heard alot of this stuff on bill burr's podcast. . .

. . . . whatever.

[MRxLOKI]

Ted Bundy was the second coming of Christ

[brastmonkey]

rapey?

[hpighgaiopgdahpi]

poor van helsing

[GhastlyCretin85]

DeRosa looks like a cannibal.

[ReximFavor]

Joe DeRosa is swarming with RealTalk

[Rocksteddybelmont]

@ReximFavor joe is too right

[MotherNikita]

How come every time you criticize anything about some slutty cunts, people always think you're targeting all normal and decent women. And the only arguement that counters everything you say is "go get laid"? I know most animosity towards woman is backed up semen, but come on, try to prove to me those kind of slutty, hollow women don't deserve to be treated like the bitches they are.

[dkthg]

@MotherNikita Oh mother....

[texasB666]

Most women really suck, man. This girl i know totally has my ex-friend by the balls and even changed the poor prick. They avoid me as if i'm a terminally sick person. Weird. The older i get, the more i look around and the more i realize i'm starting to really hate women. I'm turning into some Schopenhauer or something... Women can fuck you up. Especially if you're trying to be creative. The worst part is they are fucking boring.

[raymondleeleggs]

this was hilarious.

[dontleademsomuch]

rapey?!

[jhohcable]

The one thing that bothers me the most isn't Joe, or the fact that these pictures aren't him. It's that heart with the knife through it shirt. Is it just me, or is the tip of the knife totally uneven from the top part?

[MrBrightglory]

These are all Nick Kroll pictures. They should probably be changed to the guy who is actually talking.

[thefbc4201]

Joe DeRosa this fuck is raciest at the gathering of the juggalos Iv got video of him telling jokes about black people only eat chicken and when we turned on him and called him raciest he said and I quot its sad to see all you wight people acting like N***ers grow up and act wight for a change and called this girl that heckled him he said shut up you N***er Lover so fuck this Fuck

[RetardedKid09]

@thefbc4201 ICP & juggalos are raciest

[wtfbbqhacks]

@thefbc4201 Wut?

[henderson75able]

@thefbc4201 joe derosa is egyptian you idiot and btw all juggalos need to fucking kill themselves EMINEM 4 LIFE

[PeterJNovins]

@thefbc4201

Absolutely untrue. DeRosa has never once used that word on stage. ICP fans are pathetic enough, don't add "liar" to the list of things you're known as (along with "idiots," "people with the worst taste on earth," "good argument for Planned Parenthood," "The reason Hot Topic somehow stays in business," etc).

[PeterJNovins]

Also, if you can't learn to tell the truth, at least learn to fucking spell.

[psyconetwork951]

@Ciopoppa182 Virgin Alert.

[swbArchive]

holy shit this is spilling with truth

[Alufear]

Unfortunately humility isn't a very prominent female trait these days... :/

[Cioppa182]

Holy shit pause at 5:29 .

[hisoj]

derosa's bit about bridezillas is excellent, but I can't find it on youtube

[xtrasauce]

...And don't get me started on the idea that women are lacking the ability to invent anything useful or to be entrepreneurs. Read a book sometime, you ignorant women hater.

[Nulishanma]

@xtrasauce Haha, nazilesbo ftw

[xtrasauce]

@Nulishanma I'm a heterosexual male, but thanks for confirming to everyone your ignorant preconceptions.

[xtrasauce]

Poor Tiger Woods, his life was destroyed by those blood-sucking whores. It's not his fault that he cheated on his wife with a DOZEN fucking women, he is a victim. What a mysoginistic asshole that Joe DeRosa guy is, seriously. How many women have to be blamed for what happened to Tiger? It was inevitable for the truth to come out eventually, which is that Tiger's marriage had absolutely zero chance of succeeding because of his own behavior.

[LawsonComedy]

if you guys like Derosa fans, you should get his album "The Depression Auction," came out last year. It's fucking great. And no I don't work for Joe, I'm not an internet salesman, I just love comedy and hence, Joe Derosa.

[joeyshabadu187]

DeRosa is great, I wishthey would have him on the show more often

[rqbuchanan]

DeRosa's a very funny comic and I like his rants, but he's like the nerd archetype who's been deprived of sex for so long that's he's been driven insane.

Nice guys finish last.

[wwe2dragon]

WTF is up with all the Nick Kroll pics?

[LaCokaNostra81]

@wwe2dragon i wanted to piss people off

[MoPapparani]

@LaCokaNostra81 didn't really work....I had a fleeting thought that it was a very thin Joe Derosa, haha

[dkthg]

@LaCokaNostra81 Mission acomplished....you motherfucker you...

[soad19152003]

LOL this is funny, but yea woman can be annoying, really.

[MustangManiac1115]

Hope joe keeps getting opportunities. He is one of the best standups ive heard and his riffs are always great

[thefriendsociety]

the guy that came out to try to tell him that shit hes probably just a pussywhipped asshole who came out cause his girlfriend kept texting him some bullshit

[mochopz]

First 25 Seconds hell yea, i like where this is heading

[shaunyb0i]

who's the chick at 4:07?

[gunnare123]

Women suck.

[howlbigbadwolf]

06:57 Epic Win!

[Rocky183]

"That never would have happened if I wasn't so drunk last night."

"Well good for you, you're a skank, now get out of my house."

[sniper6081]

Some people might think this is sexist. That's not it.

Here's the deal,

We want to be equal, but so many women want to go beyond that and get a free ride. It doesn't work that way. We're either equals or we aren't.

[caltrof]

Right on the money!

[buttermore11]

Why do they keep showing pictures of Nick Kroll in this video?

[Superman5000The]

Fact of the matter is, the type of broad Joe is talking about gets away with this shit based off of the fact that they don't face the threat of being backhanded across the face for being complete assholes. It's like Burr said, women get away with tons of shit because it's not socially acceptable to suplex them on the hood of a car.

[BlackScorpionSkull]

shallow worthless whores. money money money. looks looks looks.

[JimmyPSX]

the Katy Perry clip at the end is awesome

[djangledoobledangus]

who's the bouncing tits at the end?

[crazydharma]

why are these all photos of Nick Kroll?

[rogerchromes]

there's definitely an increase in whores in our society and there getting younger and younger, i blame the low life welfare infested parents, the scum of society.

[FayeValentine666]

@rogerchromes Really? not the feminists?

[trickster0zero]

good god, the ass of whatever chick you put pics of. i like how subliminal it was. i was playing chess on a window in front of firefox and i swore i saw tits for a split second, then click on the screen and it's nick kroll's head. then it happened again and i had to rewind to see how many flashes of it i'd missed. nicely done.

[RayPinpillage]

The key is you're not supposed to respect women. I used to be a great guy and it got me nowhere. Now I'm a complete scumbag and as much as women say they do not want that, guess what? They call me non-stop now. I don't think that is a woman thing either. When you shit on people in general, they always come back for more. Just look at LOST fans.

[MAZ1N00]

@RayPinpillage lol and boom out of nowhere.

[bijouxmiu]

I agree with everything he's saying and im a woman, im a woman who HATES the type of women hes talking about because they make it hard for women like me who actually have respect and courtesy and a strong work ethic. Unfortunatley the gold digging ego manic school girls out number the women who act like adults. Its embarassing! im embarrassed to be represented by this paris hilton parade of idiot twats!

[Brettwbeyer14]

more people need to speak up all the time like this guy. This guy hits it right on the nail here.

[Roguemember]

Does he really think facebook was such a great invention that required much skill and finesse? Good grief! It's the computer programming equivalent of the Pet Rock. There mini sites like facebook LONG before there was facebook. They just didn't have the Harvard connections to make people care about it.

[Skelaxin]

@Roguemember Who gives a fuck? His point was a woman wouldn't be in that position making that statement.

[wh33z3r]

Fuck whores.

[angela1894]

Joe DeRosa = idiot

[dbfro1]

@angela1894 everything hes saying is true

[TxBoarHunter]

@angela1894 Ahhhhh, it's been a while since I have come across one og your bitchy comments Angie. So sad....

[theolajide]

that's the dilema of the 21st century being a heterosexual man and the only choice we have in this part of the world are vacuous narcissistic women on some level or otherand they say the male ego is out of control they act no better than 3rd world dictators

[ksim43]

@theolajide Have no idea what kind of women you hang out with, but that doesn't describe the women I know. Often, these complaints are due to the circle you travel in, which means if you don't like what's around you, change where hang.

[Freshhhhh1982]

@theolajide Then you have shit taste in women.

[jonathanpqsi]

lol skinny joe derosa

[Skelaxin]

Nick Kroll is DeRosa post-chinfat removal.

[leegle]

I agree with some of the points he's making (i.e. lack of responsibility) but you can tell this is coming from a state of pure bitterness. screw it I'm bitter too.

[cope030]

Joe DeRosa fucking Rules

[harrisw]

this is the greatest rant on OA history

[ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

Joe is the best. The Dracula rant had me rolling.

[mentalillnesstalking]

Joe DeRosa is talking about what pig a woman is for giving her number to two men in one night to a guy who had a girl hiding in his closet while his girlfriend was in the same house lol. Men do all the same shit women do wrong. Insulting people they fucked, cheating, turning gay halfway through a marriage or dating women while they're on the DL, stealing money from women they're dating or married to...stop being so passive aggressive Joe and no one will walk all over you anymore. Boo Hoo!

[ShantyIrishman]

A sexist is merely a man who hates women as much as they hate themselves

[dkthg]

@ShantyIrishman Amen.

[Lamtitude]

Oh, I didn't know somebody already post that.

[Lamtitude]

That's not Joe DeRosa in the pictures, it's Nick Kroll. Great upload though.

[SeaTac411]

Joe should have just said "I dont hate women, I hate bitches".

[xXHalfAsleepXx]

lol at the death wish bill burr

[koredebt]

These photos are of nick kroll. Matbe you knew, I don't know.