SRWM #5: Weddings

[drcano2012]

meghan please please please do more rant videos!!! these are just HILARIOUS!!! I've watched the srwm a million times and still laugh my ass off!!! you are amazing and I would just love hanging out with you bcd you seem funny as hell!!

[bluenalu7]

Lol, no Jesus didn't buy you a gift from Bed Bath and Beyond, but He died for your sins...I'd take that anyday :)

[SamBamKablaam]

LMAO.

[SizeIntervention]

This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I love it!

[cameron944]

ahaahhah I LOVE YA ahahahahha

[goateeeee]

Hehe, nothing like a good old rant!! If you want a kindred spirit check out Doug Stanhope's marriage stand-up material, either here or on google video. I think you'll like it.

Congratulations on your recent Ellen appearance, I'm loving you, your music and Project Lifesize xx

[98sarahmiller]

Love this........Right there with ya girl hate it

[Solomon43822]

Okay that's just it. If I have a wedding, (which will probably never happen because I'm only seventeen, reclusive, and scoff at relationships when I'm feeling cynical) I will happily pay you at least one hundred dollars to come because I have a sick snse of humour and you will make it fun with all the dreadfull decor and the awful tragedy should I have to dance and listen to either rap or hip hop during the most rambunctious day of my life. Peace XD

[Solomon43822]

@Solomon43822 And with that, with bated breath and trepidation I await my awful demise should it befall me.:D

[selena528]

I think Open Fucking Bar are better than those other three little words every desperate bitch waits to hear. Fuck love, bring on the rum.

[collectivelight]

Haha, these are great. You should do more rants. 

[starwarsnaomi]

all the hopes of these woman I am glad that you were able to crush there hopes of being the next one in line to get married

[starwarsnaomi]

This is one of the best videos ever. What happens when you are 5 11 standing in the front that is so damn funny. Hope to see more of your rants. You are the best one.

Take care best video really funny

[zanara3]

so funny!!!(^_^)

[guybourap]

you me love you

[breakingbenjamin1]

I agree with all of what you said and I would just like to add something. I hate when the bride thinks it's all about just them and no one else. Uh hello did they some how forget about the groom they are marring? It's not just the brides day it's the grooms day too it's both their days and it's really annoying when the bride thinks it's just all about her. News flash it's not about you moron the groom should be in there too.

[emilia21]

OMG! I agree! I'm 26 and I feel the same way! I'm 4'11" tho so I have no chance. eh but I'd rather be single and free then married to someone I can't stand and miserable. lol nice video

[rebeccafloodatlanta]

I kinda agree with most of this, but if you really want a party--throw it for yourself and spend all the money you want on you. Go into debt over it if you want. Compare apples to apples here. If you ask me, by not being married yet, you've saved you and your family lots of green.

Other than that, you crack me up. I happened upon this video as I was finishing your Adele cover. One word. Amazing. Two words (I lied). Absolutely amazing.

[artsierthanme]

This might very well be my favorite video of all time. I'm borderline creeping myself out with how many times I've watched it.

[120kre]

OH MY GOD!!!! I am so glad I stumbled across your channel, totally made my night!! I will definitely be watching all of your videos LMAO

[AmandaRexus]

Hahahaha I F*cking Love your attitude!!

[lilme4321]

Looool! Did it ever occur to you that you really don't HAVE to go to these weddings?? :p

[carolg1405]

Hilaaaarioussss!!! Yes, "open f***ing bar"

[Antienetta]

Never wear that dress again... Please.

[Antienetta]

Never wear the dress again, please.

[ByTheWayImMe]

a wedding and a cd release?! hell yeah. make sure it's in chicago!

[mattyinsherby]

I f*cking LOVE you !

[Guccibear100]

Im not getting married... I'm 25, alot of my friends have either gotten married or are engaged. Alot of my friends have kids, have finished college, have bought houses... It just feels like everyone around me is moving on and I'm still the big goofy kid. I haven't settled on a woman, even though i could potentially be married. i'm just sitting infront of this big viewing window watching everyone be normal. i hate it, but at the same time I love it too. I'm still doing what I want.

[stephenpaultaylor]

this is brilliant ;)

[emixvol20]

OOHHHH my god, i cant stop laughing. LOVE this ladaye

[TheMilitaryLife]

We got married at the Justice of the Peace 13 years ago. People were so surprised to find out I got married and had kids and never told "all" my friends from years past. Why? I'm pretty sure if I hadn't talked to them in years, then it wasn't relevant to tell them??

[DJAToronto]

I am at a loss for words.

I think u r my soul mate.

We should be friends. (not in a 'im gunna stalk u' creepy way)

[joannadark1]

lol, touche ^_^

[memeow10]

HAHA! This is amazing and exactly how I feel. Congrats on catching the flowers though, that is perfectly evil genius!

[sonikasme]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!! I laughed so hard watching this....I know how you feel lol damn baby having married bitches!!!

[xXxangelicsinxXx]

So - I just watched this, And i'm Going to have to agree with you on this one hahaha. However, If i do get married ( doubtful but the slight chance of 'if' I do. ) You shall be invited, and We will enjoy the open bar together. And hell. I will even pay for you to go to my wedding. <3

[jessicafreymusic]

this totally just made my morning. haha

[ChristopherMast]

Fuck you too...

Luvs ya :)

[Gir0flee]

Also, I can't believe I JUST found your 2nd channel. I'm so lame...

[Gir0flee]

100% AGREED! I admire you more for this! :D

[evmoneyTV]

I also feel the same way about weddings... but only because I'm legally not allowed to :)

[ktdreams510]

lol open fcking bar

[CrownedWithLaurels]

You channeled Justine a tiny bit here! "I'll give ya three guesses, think about it really hard." Love it XD

And you NEED to throw a singles-party. Well, not THAT kind of singles party... you know what I mean.

[woolife]

I AGREE!!! Hell yah!

[pporkypigg]

you have reached a new level of awesome Tonjes ;)

[rosheeen09]

you are amazing.

[squareturtle]

i am in love with you now. we can get married. im good for next week, let me know if your free.

[NichisStuff]

You are right. So right. Freaking weddings... as a gay guy it's not only annoying, it's like a 12h pity party in addition.

[chichikills]

lmao ohhh shit i love you!!!!

[blackbird163]

XD omg ur hilarous! woot go single girls!

[Memnochenkil]

The power of jpmetz is strong with this one.

[yellogurl3]

@Memnochenkil hahah tru that

[JennerBabe]

Yes. Brilliant.

[poetrymom24]

for some strange reason my boyfriend thinks we could be sisters ...............im barley over 5 feet so no idea where he seems to think that ......... love the video totally agree i give 2 dollar bills cause there suppose to be good luck and well its only 2 dollars but on the whole feel the same

[adamantix]

I just love this video!

[Autumnxxlove]

i fucking love you

[e3754]

5'11"? so nice, i am 6'7" still waiting to have dinner lol

i have been all over this freaking planet. i have seen thousands of women, northern lights in alaska, norwegian sea in tromso norway, ruins in rome and many more, and as beautiful as they may be, there is not one person or place that can compare to you meghan. (True)

[deswong77]

You're so cute and hilarious! <3

[DarkPhoenixBlood]

if i ever get married, i am inviting you, paying you, and having an open bar just for you

[surge337]

LOL!

[emilyxisxbomb]

marry me meghan?

[bubblejiggle]

its like the episode of sex and city when carrie registers at Manolo Blahnik when she marries herself!

[IvanTheCountertenor]

@bubblejiggle lololol. definitely

[LAly99]

hilarious!

[lilapop36]

Holy f#cking shit u crack me up

[sandero2007]

i threw up on a bride once cuz of a open bar but i was practically foced to go so... hehe dont invite just anyone if ur going that far something is just waiting to happen

[bigbopper99]

Now I know why someone came up with the phrase "shutup and sing" . . .

[354ever]

"Bitter- party of one..."

Actually, I thought this was seriously funny. Sex and the City actually had an episode expressing something similar.

[kellbell1987]

your awesome..... <3 it.....

[qx773]

You are beautiful, Meghan. I think that you will find someone for yourself if you haven't already.

[mascho1979]

that was PRICELESS :p

[trosper]

u are dreamy i sent you a video response

[eeli1]

Because it's Meghan-FUCKING-Tonjes . . . . bitch. :)

[ogre11rugby]

Wow your bitter.

[Ph4r40hy4m1]

Oh Honey! Tell me about it. It doesn't take a wedding for this though. I live with my friends, and I love them dearly, but they are a couple and I get to see every cutsie moment they have, and it just reminds me that I have no boyfriend, and is very depressing. Depressed Singles of the World Unite! Lol

[loverlei79]

omg! I love you!

[divaesmi]

OMG THANK YOU FOR FINALLY EXPRESSING WHAT WE SINGLE GALS FEEL EVERYTIME WE HAVE TO HAVE TO GO TO A GOSH FORE SAKEN BABY SHOWER, BRIDAL SHOWER AND WEDDING!!!!!

[zeehundred100]

never a truer word spoken.. :L i just had this convo yesterday with my mate :L i laughed the whole way through this... its all so very true.. love it :D c

[TheTemplemans]

Weddings blow. Vegas FTW.

[MmmayuT]

hahha you're like Jpmetz in this vid. :D