I have white, asian, hispanic friends who wash their hair every two days or whatever and it takes them 5/10 minutes i'm thinking. Hell no.
A black woman hair does not take 10 minz to wash. first you wash it like three times then you condition it- leave in the conditioner then wash that out then blow dry as you blow dry you have to cream your hair after you cream your scalp then comb and even some time strengthen. It can take up to two hours to wash your hair. NO JOKE
well not all black girls i depends on the texture of your hair cause i don't usually put conditioner in my hair and it still stays nice and soft its just untangling my curls thats the problem other than that im a wash and go and i love rain cuz my hair looks better wen it's wet
Rain isn't just annoying for black women with relaxer in their hair my hair is natural and I know that when the rain comes and I get caught in it, then my hair is gonna need to get a wash asap lol and washing your Afro isn't the chore that part is easy its what comes next that takes so bloody long; the blow drying and creaming and oiling the scalp and (if you do this) straightening it and all sorts if you actually want to bother styling your hair lol but I wouldn't have it any other way :)
I can't really say that I can relate to anything that she just said. When it rains, I don't go ducking for cover. And all that crap she was saying about steps it takes to wash black hair is nonsense. I don't do that nor does my sister or any other black woman that I know. Hell, I don't even know hispanic women that do that!! I know its a joke but what she said is a total exaggeration.
@AkuaRising I do sort of disagree with you because I hate weave and ive worn it once in my life and i hated it but the point is that most of the time when rain touches a black girls hair it can ruin their hair sometimes and that's why most of the time some black girls freak. So freak because it just ruins your hairstyle and you can't dry it and put it back in the style it's in like a few seconds. Once your in the rain your pissed..x
*sigh* must we take EVERYTHING that mentions or even hints at perms and weaves as an opportunity to tell black women to go natural. i'm natural, but i watched this vid for what it was A JOKE. relax. laugh. enjoy. i mean, the woman telling the jokes is clearly natural, and it's STILL funny =)
she is so right about rain being kryptonite to a black girls hair. it make our hair go funny and it goes frizzy like mad. at my school when it rains all the black girls run like mad. those shampoo adverts don't meen anything to us cus they don't help us. we use different stuff.
first of all mr or miss 25micjoe..u a straight up dumbasss!!people get lice if der hair is too clean not cuz its dirty so get it rite..n second of all jocelyn neva said anythin bout black girl not takin showers fo 2 weeks. she said washin their hair so once again get it..n third bitch u really just pissed me off...4th..u should try gettin a kinky weave n wash it...if u cant get it straight right after u wash it dats wen u gon kno how black females feel..so once again bitch get bitch right ugh!!!
bmaeda, black heads don't get greasy? Then why does Louis Farrakhan look like he has 2 quarts of oil on his hair? I suppose you think you only need to brush your teeth and wash your armpits once every 2 weeks also. You are disgusting. Trust me, Asians wash their hair every day, you won't die from it. Don't think of shampoo as kryptonite.
TO 25micjoe, you are being extremely rude with your comments. First of all you should listen to the video again. It's not about taking two week to wash hair but she is saying after she washes her hair it takes two weeks to set it, blow dry, curl, etc. as a joke. And that black girls hair turn it an afro in the rain. As far as the Farrakhan look he adds oil to his hair the same way you add styling gel to yours.
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Black girls only wash their hair once every 2 weeks? That's disgusting! How can someone not shower or wash their hair for 2 weeks? I don't care what anyone says, if I had been born a black female I would shower every day, whether other blacks like that or not!
You are either really stupid or just very narrow minded. Of course black people shower everyday, like every other race, with the few exceptions of course, again like any other race! We wash our hair every 2 weeks though, any more often, and you wouldn't have any hair. To put it simply, it would fall out. Try and understand that before you talk crap
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ohfgsmichelle, your hair will not fall out from washing it! Don't be afraid of water and shampoo. People with straight hair shampoo it every day, it does not fall out. To go 1 day without washing your hair is gross, 2 weeks and your hair would be greasy and full of lice! If I were a black female I would leave it curly and wash it every day. I prefer clean hair over straight hair.
Hey stupid....d'you really think that if black girls had lice that they wouldn't wash their hair everyday. infact i dnt even know any black girl who has ever had lice in their life. and unlike the otha races, black heads do not produce as much of the natural oils, that's why it doesn't get "greasy" and it doesn't need to get washed everyday
People with straight hair wash their hair everyday because its oily, their overactive oil glands in their scalps is what makes their hair straight to begin with. If you were a black female and you washed you hair every day, due to the fact that black people have naturally dry hair, you would have a ton of split ends and your hair WOULD fall out. Water does have a drying affect, that's why when some people get out of the shower they have to put on lotion, because water does dry skin out.
i would just like to say even though 25micjoe is being very ignorant, it is possible for black women to wet their hair everyday (NOT SHAMPOO, but maybe cowash) and not have it dry out and break off. natural black women co wash or spray water on their hair everyday as a part of their hair regimen. however, it would not be practical for a black woman who wears their hair straight to wet it everyday b/c their hair WOULD dry out and break off not b/c of the water but b/c of the heat to restraighten
25micjoe you are so fucking stupid!! Of course people with straight hair shampoo their hair everyday because it gets oily! African Americans have dry hair our scalp secrets very little oil and the oil it does produce does not make it to the ends due the hair being tightly coiled. Relaxing our hair does not solve this problem because it is chemically straighten which dries out the hair also. Go read a fucking book about black hair before you open up your pie hole
Depending on the texture of your hair, you may not need to wash and excessive washing would damage it. Most everyone who has naturally curly hair does not have a scalp that produces too much oil. 2 weeks to a curly haired person is your one day so instead of being ignorant... learn the facts -_-. And, if you were black... your hair would dry out, then fall out because you would be damaging it through excessive wash, lol.
We shower idiot. But washing our hair everyday will make it dry up and falll out. Have you ever I repeat have you EVER seen a black woman with super long hair? NO! why? Because our scalps are naturally dry meaning hair breaks off very easily. Why do you think black girls spend so much cash on weave and tracks? Jeebus talk about ignorant.
OHHHH MY GOSHHH U EEEDIAYT - NAH IM SORRY SHE IS TAKIN DA PISS - TEL ME SHE IS JOKIN - let me drop sum knowledge on this B**** - 1.are u tellin me u have no black friends? 2. blakc ppl are probly one of the cleanest ppl on this earth! we shower everyday - its called wearin a shower cap - thats how we dont get our hair wet...we wash our hair as often as our hair can take - have u not heard of the word HAIR TYPE!!
BLACK PPL have completely different hair TO THOSE OF U THAT are asian or caucasian therefore we maintain our hair in different ways - our hair does not get greasy unlike other races (that in actual fact is DISGUSTIN) our scalps dnt generate grease in fact pur scalps or dry which is why we put a grease type product in our hair if we washed out hair everyday it would continue 2 dry out u idiot - we dont have greasy hair therefore y would we wash it every day!!
I dont even get why this bitch is on this page.. i dont even care if she wrote dis a year ago.. some one should kill her.. i would love to.. i feel sorry for this skank 25micjoe i think this bitch has racist selective hearing out here.. who let her out of the basement?
Like so true I can never wash my hair and go you must be mad. All the blow dry jell and so much more. Live it so much
TheCutiepiett 1 month ago
Love her accent and delivery. I gonna check out more of her gigs
mookyezz20 5 months ago 2
what she said is true
I have white, asian, hispanic friends who wash their hair every two days or whatever and it takes them 5/10 minutes i'm thinking. Hell no.
A black woman hair does not take 10 minz to wash. first you wash it like three times then you condition it- leave in the conditioner then wash that out then blow dry as you blow dry you have to cream your hair after you cream your scalp then comb and even some time strengthen. It can take up to two hours to wash your hair. NO JOKE
chungychunge 6 months ago
well not all black girls i depends on the texture of your hair cause i don't usually put conditioner in my hair and it still stays nice and soft its just untangling my curls thats the problem other than that im a wash and go and i love rain cuz my hair looks better wen it's wet
greengreen4lyfe 6 months ago
Rain isn't just annoying for black women with relaxer in their hair my hair is natural and I know that when the rain comes and I get caught in it, then my hair is gonna need to get a wash asap lol and washing your Afro isn't the chore that part is easy its what comes next that takes so bloody long; the blow drying and creaming and oiling the scalp and (if you do this) straightening it and all sorts if you actually want to bother styling your hair lol but I wouldn't have it any other way :)
koriikorii 8 months ago
like her accent.
MsSiAn93 9 months ago
she`s the truth black gurls don`t mess with their hair
INFAMOHINC 10 months ago
She actually looks like shes going slo-mo LOOL
WhitneyHouston96 1 year ago
please please tell me why cant black women go in the rain with their hair????
CaligirlSofia 1 year ago
@CaligirlSofia because it washes out the chemicals that make it straight (relaxer)
MrRossical 1 year ago
@MrRossical with a relaxer? i thought that thing lasted a month? so do they wash their hair when they have a relaxer on ?
CaligirlSofia 1 year ago
@CaligirlSofia you wash your hair with relaxer, but not regularly.
when you have relaxer you also put oil into your hair to keep it from becoming dry, rain will just wash all of those products out and make it frizzy
MrRossical 1 year ago
@CaligirlSofia because it goes all afro-ey...:/
Uloaku100 11 months ago
so fuckin true. my hair has a life of its on. preach sister.
MYheroMJrip 1 year ago
I can't really say that I can relate to anything that she just said. When it rains, I don't go ducking for cover. And all that crap she was saying about steps it takes to wash black hair is nonsense. I don't do that nor does my sister or any other black woman that I know. Hell, I don't even know hispanic women that do that!! I know its a joke but what she said is a total exaggeration.
BellaGrl89 1 year ago
If it's not raining !! hahahaha.
Maurayne 1 year ago
@AkuaRising I do sort of disagree with you because I hate weave and ive worn it once in my life and i hated it but the point is that most of the time when rain touches a black girls hair it can ruin their hair sometimes and that's why most of the time some black girls freak. So freak because it just ruins your hairstyle and you can't dry it and put it back in the style it's in like a few seconds. Once your in the rain your pissed..x
xxEdenFxx 1 year ago
i love her
beauitfulwoman7 1 year ago
i no man wen i have ma hair in a bun when i swim its crazzy!! haha rain is lyk cryptonite (or summot) to a black woman!
spicey002 2 years ago
lol...on point...had me cracking up
lottaluvncr8tivity 2 years ago
rain still sucks when your hair is worn natural, it has nothing to do with weave/perm .. i wear my hair natural, and the rain is a bitch .
LilMamma005 2 years ago
LOL! oh I wish we could actually just wash and go though
mcflurz 2 years ago 4
then GOOOO.....if it's not raining
GGGIRLGGG8181 2 years ago 5
its true, omg my hair in the rain...i cry
whizzchic 2 years ago 6
i needed a laugh.
"what are you doing babe?"
"just arching my back in ecstasy."
beingme009 2 years ago
If more sistas wore they're hair natural and stopped putting dead hair weaves on it we wouldn't have to worry about rain.
AkuaRising 2 years ago 8
*sigh* must we take EVERYTHING that mentions or even hints at perms and weaves as an opportunity to tell black women to go natural. i'm natural, but i watched this vid for what it was A JOKE. relax. laugh. enjoy. i mean, the woman telling the jokes is clearly natural, and it's STILL funny =)
mcamurray 2 years ago
@ akuarising that not true my hair is natural and i hate going out in the rain. i think ur comment is rather ridiculous
lottaluvncr8tivity 2 years ago
Well I don't. I think I'm rather on point. Water is your friend.
AkuaRising 2 years ago
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the kryptonite bit is stolen from an american comedian
the1bc 2 years ago
& gooooo...if its not raining !! LMFAOO !!
krazykool18 2 years ago 3
oooh my goodness this woman is sooo funny
MissyMay85 2 years ago
Haha too funny "Wash N Go!" yeah right! & the rain really is like kryptonite lol. She too funny!
aneblett08 2 years ago 3
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lolllll very very true!!!! sh*it, it aint funny being a fuckin black bitch lol.
LIFE478 3 years ago
Only women
TSquared2001 3 years ago
lol thats true
Xx0Dime0xX 3 years ago 2
GINA YASHERE did a sketch identical to this, i wonder who copied who ???
Nilo1992 3 years ago 2
she is so right about rain being kryptonite to a black girls hair. it make our hair go funny and it goes frizzy like mad. at my school when it rains all the black girls run like mad. those shampoo adverts don't meen anything to us cus they don't help us. we use different stuff.
vintagewannabe94 3 years ago 7
beautifull cheekbones
benigcoca 3 years ago 4
LOL This is hilarious! I'm now addicted to watching her videos! "If its not raining" LOL I freaking love her!!!!
EuzeoAipnak 3 years ago
word 25mcjoe is mad duumb of cousre we shower dumbass there is something called a shower cap !! mad ignorant... and they said asians were smart...
Teenizzle 3 years ago 2
first of all mr or miss 25micjoe..u a straight up dumbasss!!people get lice if der hair is too clean not cuz its dirty so get it rite..n second of all jocelyn neva said anythin bout black girl not takin showers fo 2 weeks. she said washin their hair so once again get it..n third bitch u really just pissed me off...4th..u should try gettin a kinky weave n wash it...if u cant get it straight right after u wash it dats wen u gon kno how black females feel..so once again bitch get bitch right ugh!!!
ja2gurl 3 years ago
lol if its not raining....
nipishe 3 years ago 2
rain is like kryptonite to the black woman. ah so true!
xsqueefluffx 4 years ago
"just arching my back in ecstasy" LoL
cumfristicated 4 years ago 7
since I can't post my FULL COMMENT...
1. Nice vid
2. 25micjoe... SHUT UP!!!
Msnakiapoo 4 years ago
dis gyal is a jowka
yeyeyeye4 4 years ago
black women be proud of yourselves wear your hair natural. You will be more respected.
emulateandsurmount 4 years ago 6
She's very good! Big upps to her
sosickofqpons 4 years ago
she is so funny it's great to see black women doing there thing!
SNOWYLADY 4 years ago
Lets just put it this way, the only way you'll really enjoy this and understand it is if you're a black female.
The naivity in this world never ceases to suprise me.
But yeah, that clip had me in tears! I was laughing too hard!
Lyndanwike 4 years ago 3
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bmaeda, black heads don't get greasy? Then why does Louis Farrakhan look like he has 2 quarts of oil on his hair? I suppose you think you only need to brush your teeth and wash your armpits once every 2 weeks also. You are disgusting. Trust me, Asians wash their hair every day, you won't die from it. Don't think of shampoo as kryptonite.
25micjoe 4 years ago
TO 25micjoe, you are being extremely rude with your comments. First of all you should listen to the video again. It's not about taking two week to wash hair but she is saying after she washes her hair it takes two weeks to set it, blow dry, curl, etc. as a joke. And that black girls hair turn it an afro in the rain. As far as the Farrakhan look he adds oil to his hair the same way you add styling gel to yours.
myAFRICANstory 4 years ago 6
woooooow ur mad retarded
LaToytoy 4 years ago
asians? lol u make me laugh muthafusker, ya'll so dirty that words cant even describe how dirty u muthafuckers are.
adenola 4 years ago
i cant blive 25micjoe; u sed dat. u must b so naive
yuceeo 4 years ago 2
u r stupid and ignorant
Mattonna 4 years ago
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Black girls only wash their hair once every 2 weeks? That's disgusting! How can someone not shower or wash their hair for 2 weeks? I don't care what anyone says, if I had been born a black female I would shower every day, whether other blacks like that or not!
25micjoe 4 years ago
You are either really stupid or just very narrow minded. Of course black people shower everyday, like every other race, with the few exceptions of course, again like any other race! We wash our hair every 2 weeks though, any more often, and you wouldn't have any hair. To put it simply, it would fall out. Try and understand that before you talk crap
ohfgsmichelle 4 years ago
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ohfgsmichelle, your hair will not fall out from washing it! Don't be afraid of water and shampoo. People with straight hair shampoo it every day, it does not fall out. To go 1 day without washing your hair is gross, 2 weeks and your hair would be greasy and full of lice! If I were a black female I would leave it curly and wash it every day. I prefer clean hair over straight hair.
25micjoe 4 years ago
Hey stupid....d'you really think that if black girls had lice that they wouldn't wash their hair everyday. infact i dnt even know any black girl who has ever had lice in their life. and unlike the otha races, black heads do not produce as much of the natural oils, that's why it doesn't get "greasy" and it doesn't need to get washed everyday
bmaeda 4 years ago 7
People with straight hair wash their hair everyday because its oily, their overactive oil glands in their scalps is what makes their hair straight to begin with. If you were a black female and you washed you hair every day, due to the fact that black people have naturally dry hair, you would have a ton of split ends and your hair WOULD fall out. Water does have a drying affect, that's why when some people get out of the shower they have to put on lotion, because water does dry skin out.
velvetkitsune90 4 years ago 5
i would just like to say even though 25micjoe is being very ignorant, it is possible for black women to wet their hair everyday (NOT SHAMPOO, but maybe cowash) and not have it dry out and break off. natural black women co wash or spray water on their hair everyday as a part of their hair regimen. however, it would not be practical for a black woman who wears their hair straight to wet it everyday b/c their hair WOULD dry out and break off not b/c of the water but b/c of the heat to restraighten
mcamurray 2 years ago 3
i hope what i said makes sense to everyone. just trying to help the situation =)
mcamurray 2 years ago
25micjoe you are so fucking stupid!! Of course people with straight hair shampoo their hair everyday because it gets oily! African Americans have dry hair our scalp secrets very little oil and the oil it does produce does not make it to the ends due the hair being tightly coiled. Relaxing our hair does not solve this problem because it is chemically straighten which dries out the hair also. Go read a fucking book about black hair before you open up your pie hole
thagan07 4 years ago 2
Depending on the texture of your hair, you may not need to wash and excessive washing would damage it. Most everyone who has naturally curly hair does not have a scalp that produces too much oil. 2 weeks to a curly haired person is your one day so instead of being ignorant... learn the facts -_-. And, if you were black... your hair would dry out, then fall out because you would be damaging it through excessive wash, lol.
EfikZara 3 years ago 19
We shower idiot. But washing our hair everyday will make it dry up and falll out. Have you ever I repeat have you EVER seen a black woman with super long hair? NO! why? Because our scalps are naturally dry meaning hair breaks off very easily. Why do you think black girls spend so much cash on weave and tracks? Jeebus talk about ignorant.
MrRadaikon 4 years ago
OHHHH MY GOSHHH U EEEDIAYT - NAH IM SORRY SHE IS TAKIN DA PISS - TEL ME SHE IS JOKIN - let me drop sum knowledge on this B**** - 1.are u tellin me u have no black friends? 2. blakc ppl are probly one of the cleanest ppl on this earth! we shower everyday - its called wearin a shower cap - thats how we dont get our hair wet...we wash our hair as often as our hair can take - have u not heard of the word HAIR TYPE!!
NubianPrincessN 4 years ago
BLACK PPL have completely different hair TO THOSE OF U THAT are asian or caucasian therefore we maintain our hair in different ways - our hair does not get greasy unlike other races (that in actual fact is DISGUSTIN) our scalps dnt generate grease in fact pur scalps or dry which is why we put a grease type product in our hair if we washed out hair everyday it would continue 2 dry out u idiot - we dont have greasy hair therefore y would we wash it every day!!
NubianPrincessN 4 years ago 3
i swr ur a prick - ignorant and narrow minded - u need 2 educate ur self darlin - u are the epitomy of STUPID!
NubianPrincessN 4 years ago
I dont even get why this bitch is on this page.. i dont even care if she wrote dis a year ago.. some one should kill her.. i would love to.. i feel sorry for this skank 25micjoe i think this bitch has racist selective hearing out here.. who let her out of the basement?
MzBr3ezy12 3 years ago
loool
BabieBumtingz 3 years ago
fool
TCt83067695 2 years ago
joceylyn gee love her sooo much. soo funny reppin nigerians and the uk brap!
MizzDiamonds 4 years ago
What happened to the clip where she was talking about her mom? Did you take that one off?
ghanboy 5 years ago
Youtube took it off. but i will put them back shortly.
myAFRICANstory 5 years ago
HAHA!!!! Funny shit!!! And true too! I should know. ;)
MagicBarrier 5 years ago
LMNigerianAO...Jocelyn never lies
crml7672 5 years ago