Worlds fastest mechanic

[ukaxeman]

@brandon9966 This video is nearly 5 years old, and to this day this bike still does not leak oil ! and it runs like a champ

[halfpipefreak]

i so love this song !!

[DedhedWaldo]

That's a great song, never heard of those guys.

[BiteDoctor]

good vid. do those bolts not need to be torqued to specs?

[starguard]

30 Cagers did not like this video.

Personally...I LOVED it :thumbsup: :-)

[laphant]

i am really good,but i am only about 3/4 as fast ....hahah

[scottclements78]

Not getting paid by the hour.

[hebay2]

if it was a harley it would take twice as long...cost twice and much and still be a crap bike

[bmcb82]

@hebay2 bah

[Michiganborn1969]

I liked the part at the beginning where you say your bike is marking it's terratory lol if you ever get stopped for tailgating tell the cop "I wasn't tailgating, I was drafting" he he he.

[diabolowho]

pretty bike

[Kolosina66]

i wonder if he can fix my one, i would pay. you got the love

[ukaxeman]

@Kolosina66 Poland is a long way to go to fix an oil leak LOL

[Kolosina66]

@ukaxeman im in uk but nevermind

[TurboBoostTurboBoost]

non sense! the bike would go faster if it leaked oil, cus that'd be a weight reduction! lol

[freefallin1970]

kool song

[jgibson111]

Nice work.  But the most surprising part to me was; a Honda that leaks oil?!??

[assphincter]

RTV Blue kicks ass. Gaskets are for girly men.

[ukaxeman]

For all the crap I got on here for using Blue Seal, I just want to say that this video is nealy 4 years old, that bike still to this day does not leak !

[anactofdog]

Love that new soundtrack. Hope someone can identify the tune & artist.

[misternineincher]

Your bike doesn't leak oil?

It marks it is territory?

You should have used; its'

Not; it's

It's is a contraction of "it" and "is" and you make no sense...

Just saying.

Way to look like a fool for millions of users to see.

[lane83180]

stfu.......................

[charlie0595]

And a way for you to look like a pretentious asshole in front of millions.

[pmullen]

5 stars because the song is awesome. :) I've never seen someone get so much use out of a claw hammer while working on his bike before. =)

[ukaxeman]

note that by the end of the vid, I am using an even bigger hammer !!

[ralekriver]

@pmullen You can tell a mechanic not necessarily by the size of his tool box, the oil on his hands, or the dirt in his eyes. The way you really tell, is by seeing how many kinds of hammer he has.

[drewkuch]

I can't find this song anywhere online...if ya find out, let me know! :)

[justinity]

Whats the song Man????

[ukaxeman]

I have no idea, You Tube told me to take ZZ Top off the vid this was a free song they provided

[hiliter556]

@justinity Song writer is Jesse Altig Performed by: Andy Tabb (It's my youth)

[YoDaddie0]

@justinity if this is true, you ought to change the ZZ Top attrib...this song rocks, and the artist ought to get credit (and sales) for it instead. DRM and the strangle-hold of copyright be damned!

[ukaxeman]

@YoDaddie0 your wish is my command, credit where credit is due

[justinity]

Good job

[MrWindspeed]

Hey, what's the osundtack on this, tapping my foot watching this!

[ukaxeman]

I have no idea, it is somthing You Tube offered for free after ZZ Top got mad at me having their music on here

[WHOSYOJEFE]

lol me too!

[sdanville]

Thats a public Sidewalk pal !

What would it be like if I fixed my

trail blazer oil leaker on the walk way.

[uraijit]

Looks like a private walkway to me...

[idc1233333]

go for it... if i saw that id start laughing

[skillz03784]

actually it's not the sidewalk, its the walkway to his front door

[tornfromgrace]

ur a dick its a private house take another look

[nandoanalog]

HAHAHAHAHA! it marks it´s territory!!

[DeathJr2006]

my question is, wth was wrong with it?

[thristy4chicken]

it has AIDS

[starbucksmunky]

Lol like a VW.

If it isn't leaking, check the oil.

[jojomoor]

haha lol

[terry2490]

that was so gay i just shit my pants

[bmxican9991]

that was shit show it in realtime and it wont be 3 minuts

[grizzlysnuffdiper]

that was gayer than eric

[HarleyTrikes]

I am happy to see that leaking oil is not just a Harley thing anymore.. LOL Great vid.

[tubeben22]

Cool. No everyone can do that! Just another opinion like az.......ols.

[landyacht06]

you need power tools, cordless impact, makita

[ukaxeman]

All donations are accepted ! LOL

[landyacht06]

sorry i just bought my snap-on cordless 1/2" and 3/8" that broke the bank big time. sorry

[makotze]

why did u record it? dumb

[pippomanca]

cool looool :P

[timberland1108]

nice whats the song

[shadowrider1962]

Honda VT1100C Shadow, easy bike to work on, and a real beauty.

[candyraved]

That's an awesome way to spend the day :D

-awesome vid yo

[samfisherman007]

hope you didn't loose any screws in the grass, doesn't look like a good spot to be working on your bike.

[ukaxeman]

your right, it was not the best spot, but when you live in an apartment you made do with what you have. And no I did not loose any bolts.

[oceaneagle1]

lol...sif that dudes fast...got air compressor?!? ...lol at end when he has too stop the video to fix wot appears to be the only thing wrong with the bike...lol

[FuentesSantos]

A day wasted!

[cesararturodiaz]

cool

[paddysboys]

in real time it took 7hr,s hehehe

[cmanbone]

Gods own private mystery why people respond with things like-" Dude that was soo fake, you sped it up I can tell"

[fredtheshark]

he sped it up duh no one can do it that fast didnt you see the woman walking by?if you didnt your blind and this vid is a scam

[ukaxeman]

Damn you figured me out!

[turbodiesel88]

what a wanker......

[bassboy1516]

i know it is so gay

[skyman06]

maybe you two smart guys should read the info on the video before making dumbass comments.

[wildacex187]

awesome i wish i could work on my bike like that

[staysick01]

3 hours to reseal a clutch housing and primary is not that bad for a novice who works on his own bike. Good job, keep learning, and keep riding.

[ukaxeman]

I am not so novice, I have been doing this for a few years, I prefer to think of myself as more a shade tree mechanic.

[staysick01]

then keep up the good work, and keep on the road.

[bryantgkal]

love zz top

[Mtrhd0024]

Hmmm thats unusal- A Honda leaking oil?? Lol-I love Hondas though, as said, they last forever. Dad and I currently own around 12 Honda bikes, rangeing from the 60's into the early 2000's and we never have problems with them. If ya maintain em properly, they last forever. We've got a 10hp Honda outboard which sat under 20 feet of salt water and sand for a full 48 hours before being revovered (Hurricane) and after taking it apart and flushing everything out, it now runs good as new!

[savagexhaley14]

honda engines are so tough me and my friends tried to kill a 1.5 in a civic and we couldnt no matter what we did you could shut it off and start it back up again no problem

[124mz]

HE IS GOOD BUT HE IS NOT FESTEST.

[124mz]

This is truth my blade english speling is not good.I need more practice.Sory mate.

[124mz]

He need more practic.

[jasonstred]

i think there's an 'e' on the end of 'practice' mate. just letting you know. maybe you should practic spelling more....

[jamesmungo]

hey, where did you get the time lapse camera? i have been looking for one of those things, or how did you make the time lapse work? and for all those people leavin dickhead messages, just remember they're sittin at home wankin it, hating life, nice video!

[ukaxeman]

Thanks for the comments, it is just a regular camera and in the editing software I cut some of the really dull stuff out and what was left I sped up 400 times so it looks like a time lapse.

[gob2003]

I have a 1973 Honda XL125 and I love taking it appart and putting it all back together! Your right, Honda engines really will last for ever! My bike also leaks oil, the oil seal ring on the shifter side leaks every so slowly. I have had it stored for 3 months now and maybe 20 drops worth have hit the floor. Nothing to panic about, I might not even bother replacing it if it doesn't get worse. Nice bike and good choice of song! ZZ TOP!! Saw them in concert 2 years ago, awsome show! Keep on riding!

[ukaxeman]

Honda engines do last forever, I have built a few bkes using honda CB type engines and I love them for just how damn reliable they are.

[heawycock]

nice job, but do the lickuid sealing actually work?

[ukaxeman]

It does but only if you get any dirt and debris off the joint, then the trick is to put it on think on both sides and let it setup for about an hour before putting it all together.

[haros540air]

wow you know how to take some parts off a motorcycle and put them back on good for you

[ukaxeman]

Wow! An there I was thinking this was just a bit of fun with high speed and a quick fix for a small oil leak. You apparently think this was supposed to be more than that.

[haros540air]

well buddy you listed it as worlds fastest mechanic so what was i supose to think

[SirJazz]

U look like a sims figure. nice :)

[EASTWOODO4]

what did u fix the clutch cover gasket whoopty do.thought u were gonna show a tear down and rebuild!

[GaijinNH]

It turns out engines run much better when they're not built by Harley Davidson...

[Sweety83626]

lol...

[axeman748]

fucker runs better and longer if you put oil in it,what a numpty

[JefftheSuckaChump]

wow.

[zoso4230]

awesome vid.... its gives us aspiring mechanics a chance to see some goo work being done...thanks!

[MRMITCHELLZ]

very entertain vedio!...an the bike sounds nice too

[Sergiu88]

very nice the bike :)

[sniper152]

why use that blue silicone crap?

I hate that shit, I bet your oil leak came back within 6 months,you should used a new gasket, it would of lasted years properly installed.

[browny057]

i agree, i used that stuff once on a valve cover gasket and it started leaking within months. back to real gaskets from now on.

[kingfiisher]

RTV silicone is better than a gasket.

You gotta have clean faces, get rid of ALL the old gasket an de-grease the surfaces.

You obviously didn't do the job properly you wanker.

[sniper152]

you're the wanker. I have been wrenching on bikes for 30 years and NOTHING is "better" than a new gasket, PERIOD!

Now go to Kragen's and help support Permatex. HA

[blackturbans]

sniper152..You don't know shit.

RTV silicone instant gasket works better than any paper shit gasket.

kingfiisher was right you're a wanker.

[hobotechMASTER]

sweet video. makes me want to make one. i dont own a bike though. i must be lazy since i bought air tools cause once you started taking the bike apart i said to myself "why doesnt he bust out the air tools and fly through the dissassembly?" lol

[mtncur]

I ain't really "into" your choice of ride, but I love your attitude. Anybody that don't nurse their own ride, don't love it, and deserves what's coming. When you leave it to someone else, it's coming.

[ukaxeman]

I am indeed a shade tree mechanic. I am am award winning bike builder, but I always build using honda engines. I just like them, they are indistructable.

[mtncur]

Used to wrench on Brit bikes. When they didn't drool, they were empty. Triumph actually sold an "absorbant pad" and tray to mount under the crankcase.