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  • Smart guy.

  • @corr14 Or maybe we laugh because it's actually funny, there's that too.

  • I'm sure McDonalds has a "underwear go inside the pants" policy.... even though they don't in force it very much(;

  • this is an amazing song that is so true

  • I agree with everyone EXCEPT the obesity part. I personally love McDonald's and I love that we have millions of choices and options as far as food is concerned. The product is NOT the problem, however... It's the people and their lack of personal accountability. If they are too lazy to hit the gym for 30-minutes a day, then that's THEIR problem, not fast food's. Eat less or workout more OR just don't buy the food and save it for those who can maintain themselves. Good vid though aside from that.

  • @Thetolan87 *everything* not everyone. ;)

  • @Thetolan87 @Thetolan87 Mcdonalds is absolutely disgusting. I doubt you even know what you are eating. Let's just take 5 seconds and go to google and type in McDonald's chicken. Go to images and click on the strawberry ice cream picture. Oh wait thats the chicken and bones they soak in ammonia then later add chicken flavoring to and color it to look like chicken again.

  • @huckey2010 Regardless, no one is forcing you to eat it. Alcohol is even worse for you than McDonald's, but I enjoy that on occasion too. You dig what I'm saying? Obesity is about life choices. If people went out and ate sticks of butter they'd be fat too probably... That's not the butter company's fault, it's just stupid people's decisions.

  • Terrorist Masterminds!!!

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  • The great obese epidemic of 2004

    How'd you get through it grandpa?

    Oh it was horrible johny there was cheesecake and pork chop everywhere!

  • this is real shit here. spoken truth

  • all these rappers talkin about 'real shit' like slapping hoes and shooting people with a gun they dont have towards any body who doesnt beleive him, hell no thats not real shit, if you wanna listen to a song that talks about 'real shit' then listen to this. idk im not that politcal but to me this is dead on

  • @monkofzammy This is the comedian Greg Giraldo sampled over a hip-hop esque beat, but, yeah.

  • finally somone puts what we see everyday in a fucking song. you think anyone is going to do anything to improve the quality of life though... probably only .01%

  • really good spoken word dude

  • I want a 55 gallon drum of Coke...

  • Barack Obama has 41 youtube accounts?

  • this is amazing.  Yes, he's being funny---but he's making a point. And that's what irony is all about. Maybe he should run for Congress.

  • I miss Greg Giraldo

  • I. love. this. song.

  • Why do all the cool people die?

  • All people die, cool or not ... @cleny217 

  • This song seems so much more meaningful now that Greg Giraldo died.

  • "oh it was horrible johnny there was cheese cake and pork chops everywhere"

  • This is a similar video to the TRUTH in assassins creed revelations...

  • hrm. If I were to think like a politician, and I heard the words "Legalize Marijuana!", I'd have several things that would stop me from even suggesting it. First of all, even if I agreed that its a good idea, if I were to even suggest legalizing it, I would probably ruin my reputation, and my career. Its practically a miracle that medical marijuana is legal. I say, if you want to legalize it, you'll have to go into politics and do it yourself, cause the self-serving cowards we have wont.

  • @tirangord2 i once got in trouble for raping a watermelon in the ass

  • Love the diiiing sound like "we have a solution" when they show the marijuana leaf hahahaha xD

  • Wow whats astonishing is the fact that Greg Giraldo of this song, overdosed on LEGAL PRESCRIPTION drugs and died because of it.

    Legalize Pot.

    RON PAUL 2012

  • this song is the most truthful song ever . I love it

  • this is called THE TRUTH...

  • He talks about prescription drugs in this video and thats what killed him... God does have a sense of humor

  • HE SPAZZ LOVE DIS SHIT IS 2 FUNNY

  • I Still Love This Song After All These Years

  • so true... LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!

  • best lyrics ever written in the history of music best damn song made me have chils when i heard this wow my hero

  • There is so much truth to this.. RIP bro

  • RIP Greg Giraldo.

  • Weird hearing Greg Giraldo talk about how weed is great, and pills are bad, and he died from overdose on pills

  • @Shizzmoney74 He's not talking about how pills are bad. He's talking about how society views pills as okay and marijuana as bad.

  • This is a stand-comedy bit by Greg Giraldo. He's trying to be funny, not trying to preach, so please don't make this some bullshit idealistic view of how the world is fucked up.

  • @ksemoboi But isn't that kind of what it is? He's being funny by talking about how fucked up the world is. You think if George Carlin thought everything was all candy and rainbows he would be a good comedian? This is comedy; pointing out the obvious injustices that the rest of us are too stupid to notice. The natural reaction to that is laughter, because we're too insecure to be intellectually honest and realize that we're part of the problem.

  • @ksemoboi he is doing both at the same time smarty pants

  • this song changed the way i thought about how music can be made

  • wow this entire song is nothing but greg giraldo talking haha

  • @jasondesante Preaching the truth, yes.

  • Spell check much?

  • RIP Greg.

  • I really wish i could get this mp3 somewhere. Anyone?

  • @longlivespfx vidtomp3.com

  • @Gen3tx Thanks!

  • @longlivespfx if u still want the song , i have it , add huidu_gaboru yahoo

  • @FuriaRoshie  I got it already! Thanks tho!

  • Head-shot! +50xp

    boboman was annihilated by utter genius

  • No hope. I love having no hope

  • I would like to comment but the video already said everything on my mind.

  • Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?

  • R.I.P. >>>> greg giraldo and fat people are imoral

  • @WrathofBong420 Fat people are imoral? What?

  • R.I.P. >>>> greg giraldo

  • greg giraldo, underrated comedic genius, this world is not as funny without you dude, rest in peace

  • @brettalodeon Greg was the modern Bill... Both left us way to soon.

  • Is this a real song? ...

  • @Trumavarium Yes it is.

  • @EriDawez perception vs reality, I'm guessing you grew up in a sheltered environment

  • such a beauty sonng haha good video by the wayy 

  • 33 people blew a goat on the internet

  • Co Za Asy!

  • RIP Greg Giraldo, we miss you

  • Thats what I'm gonna use it on!

  • Gotta love Greg Giraldo :D

  • It was so bad we had to wait in a line of cars in our S.U.V. just to eat,,,My God what the hell.

  • That is the greatest disease ever! How do you get that?!

    That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy!

  • pimpoof if ur saying everthing he said was a lie or stupid can u giv reasons to prove it?calling other people ignorant w/o giving any reasons or backing to ur arguments only shows ur talking out ur ass and ur the only ignorant person here.

  • RIP greg geraldo

  • So whomever made this plasters all sorts of credits all over it and the voice is Greg Giraldo, who killed himself. See any irony here? Greg was a hysterically funny genius, where's the credit for his contribution to this video? Put it in there douche bag.

  • @kurtisbrainjensen He OD'd on perscription meds. I don't think calling it suicide is actually accurate, as he wasn't planning on going into a coma.

  • @pimpoof wtf are you talking about dude?

  • R.I.P Greg

  • wow this guy is dumb and knows nothing at all, just some blind ignorant kid with limited views that happen to go a little further than average, but as long as your stuck in that point you'll never really know anything at all

  • @PimPoof the guy talking in the song is a harvard graduate...

  • @jgrimmer44 rofl, that may tell something about his knowledge in education, but if you think for a second that has anything to do with knowing and seeing the truth, you are just as ignorant as him

  • @PimPoof What exactly do you take issue with in his song? Rather than simply calling him an idiot, refute some points. That is if you want to have an actual discussion.

  • Everyone laughs at this song, but it's fuckin true, sad..

  • @x3301x what do you mean, who laughs at the song? what's there to laugh at

  • @SvenTheDark Its funny because its true. Of course, I have a dark sense of humor, so......

  • always have loved the song and own it but never knew who it was. Thanks for the post!

  • Want 30 burgers for a nickel...You FAT Mother F---- Take It! Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? ...Its only 3 more cents! LOL!!!!!

  • You know...I could like this song more...if Greg had made any money off of it.

    God, I miss you Giraldo.

  • @powerpc127 this is Greg Giraldo Dane cook is shit

  • RIP Greg Giraldo...... will be missed you funny fucker!! =(

  • whyd he have to die, why couldnt it be gabriel iglesias

  • @cooliovasquez Or dane cook or Kat Williams or Carlos Mencia or Bill Maher or Andy dick.

  • @truthwillbetoldjig bill maher is ok isnt he? i havent really listened to much of him

  • Dingo ate ma baby!

  • rest in peace you magnificent bastard!!!

  • RIP Greg Giraldo

  • Whats the name of the song in the background?

  • We miss ya, Greg. Now, go throw a few back with Mitch Hedberg. Much love.

  • RIP Greg, Tell Carlin I said Hello...

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  • RIP greg giraldo. :(

  • RIP You were one of the funniest people on this planet. You will truly be missed.

  • R.I.P. Greg Giraldo.

  • R.I.P. Greg.

  • Super....Cold hard truth is right...Rock on Lazy Boy and Greg Giraldo!!

  • i really hate that this is true...

  • Great stand up. videos alright. kinda gay

  • we need more hot chicks to have lower self esteem so I can expand my favorites on porntube

  • @bLitz72 Agreed

  • @bLitz72 LOL!!!

  • @bLitz72 ...pornhub is the way to go lol

  • I agree with the self esteem and porno reference.

  • THIS IS GREG GIRALDO! A visciously Raw and REAL comedian! someone just turned his stand up act/rant into a "song"!

    go watch Greg Giraldos stand up videos! hes the shit!!! :)

  • @joeyg420 its such crap that people try and take credit for shit like that

    greg giraldo is genious and deserves all credit for this song

  • @llamasausage damn straight. pisses me off when other people steal some ones hard earned shit and use it for their own...i GUARANTEE Greg did NOT allow this rip off to happen!

  • And the whole medical resources being dedicated to wrong things, and marijuana being illegal. It is all part of this government bullshit. All the problems in this song can be solved by eliminating our big fucking government but they brainwash into thinking this shit helps. This song is funny and has good points but don't think this shit can't be changed. Society these days is so fucked up. Brainwashed nations......

  • And he is dumb for thinking 9/11 was terrorists and that that's why we are in the middle east. It is proven scientifically that at least the story the government told us about 9/11 is false, and we are in the middle east to force our New World Order government and force our democracy on them. We kill their women and children to force our government on them while invading their domestic territory and they defend themselves and they are the bad guys.

  • Wow raising minimum wage does nothing because artificially changing the value for something just makes it so everything increases in price to match it. The market naturally sets prices, minimum wages just raise the standard of living and deflate the value of the dollar that is printed more to meet the higher costs of living. If minimum wages help, why not raise the minimum wage to $100,000,000,000,000? Then everyone would be rich right? No.

  • whoever made this video doesn't know how to spell "gonna".

  • ya know what i think is funny... the fact that you think anyone will ever change.

  • y did u put that like anyone is going to change

  • I really need a instrumental somebody help me!!!!!!

  • i found everything funny except the comment about teaching children to have high self esteem and how we need low self esteem people to work slummy jobs like being a stripper... i honestly think the world would be better off with no strippers and everyone having respect for themselves, but that's just my opinion. the rest of it was pretty much spot on.

  • @hotsw4p yes, i agree, i found this sick and wrong. his biting hatred for children should not go unattended to. let's gather a lynch mob of ignorant dickheads who don't understand humour and chase him down with pitchforks and torches.

  • @hotsw4p yes, i agree, i found this sick and wrong. his biting hatred for children should not go unattended to. let's gather a lynch mob of ignorant dickheads who don't understand humour and chase him down with pitchforks and torches.

  • one of the richest countries in the world.......minimum wage is lower now than it was 35 years ago

  • its underwear goes outside the pants!

  • Oh it was horrible Johnny

    There was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere

    ROFL!

  • I hope you all realize these aren't "lyrics".

    He sped up Greg Giraldo comedy bits and removed the laughter.

  • wow this is unbelieveable. And just to think, everything that he said is true. and nothing has changed at all since this song was made and its been over 6 years. We have so much Juxtaposition in our world its not even funny! Sad thing is, is in 6 years you could listen to this song again and it will more than likely still be all true.

  • Six years since this song was made.

    Nothing's changed.

  • So many good points

  • One of the best lyrics EVER

  • one of the best songs of all time

  • By far the best made slide video I've ever seen. Next to the animal abuse commercial, it's so sad.

  • sad thing is, its now what, 4, 5, 6 years since this was released? Every point he makes is still relevant. what has the world achieved

  • its sad to realize how stupid most people, we can even properly use the things we have. its depressing when you really thing about it.

  • this song still rips pretty good, heard it 4 yrs still luv it

  • Very well done!

  • just found out that insurance companies pay for cops radars. helps bring them in 9-15 more billion a year

  • hell of alot of harsh truth lol

  • 0:39

  • does anyone even realize that the "artist" is Greg Giraldo (might have spelled his last name wrong) he's on all the Comedy Central Celebrity Roasts...lol someone just took his ranting comedy and set it to the beat of a song. if you heard this stand up routine without the backbeat you'd laugh ur asses off...funny shit right here

  • lol I didn't until I saw this exact act on Comedy Central. I thought it was funny as hell. I'm glad to see another person who knows who the real genius here is.

  • yeah i was just about to ask if anyone noticed that and then i scrolled down to see your comment. Check out my songs that i write about my friends...they are funny.

  • I have to agree with fletchdies, the artist is simply expressing that something needs to change. I thought the video was intriguing regardless of his grammatical errors.

  • the dude that made this needs to learn how to spell. real talk.

  • You... Cannot spell.

    That said.

    I LOVE THIS SONG.

    Thankyou Eddy. ^.^

    You miss so much of this if you listen to it while stoned.

  • At the end you say "whilst there is still time". Whilst means during, at the same time as- you really should've used the word "while". The word whilst is antiquated. Sorry to be a grammar geek.

  • What a terrible video, the song is great...

    Video ruins it

  • video? it f***ing CENCORED sh**!! Goddamn the cencors!

  • Representative of a counter culture in todays world which is as much moving in the same duality as the prev. 'counter culture'

  • but what the fuck are you doing about it? its nice n easy to make a youtube video, a lot of views, feeling happy about yourself- whats next? youre ranting as much as the guy who asked the bum to go get the job, just got a righteous halo. its all nice to say give him the money coz im gonna spend it on drugs anyway. maybe dont buy fucking drugs and give it to the Red Cross if you got money flying out your ass.

  • You are sorely missing this artists plight.  It is an observational, topical, analytical rant/song, et cetera.

  • makes you think, very true facts, what are you gonna do?

  • I've never heard that before but excellent shout on devoting much of your time to tributing it

    so true

    x

  • I like this very much.

    I've always liked the song, but you've represented it really well. Nice one!

    Anyone who's interested in the Truth...

    just google Money as Debt and watch the video.

    THAT is what's wrong with the world.

  • problem is..most of this is 100% true

  • Great video, thanks dude. :o)

  • im sure its a loosely enforced policy...

  • this song is so real, so true.....

    really lets you see the world.

  • I love it!

  • This is the best song ever made. It reminds me of jonlajoie on youtube's songs x

  • sounds kinda like, sxephil

  • Pandora FTW and this song rocks

  • HAhAHA SAME HERE LOOOL how did u find it? i typed in day n' nite

  • @Bishopx360 same here! lol and that guy above me! lol

  • love this song, heard it on pandora

  • same here ::D

  • me tooo =]