Bootleg Transformers

[Fuzzthefurr]

Now everybody will know that The Hulk was actually an old god of exploding throwing-sticks.

[Chubbstain]

Magic Hammer Jeff <3

[Zardman45]

SHUTUP AND PUT MORE NAILS!

[mrDennisDB]

they click like rubix cube

[olaren1]

40kr is about 4dollars

[wafle14]

Y can't I stop laughing?

[U23Drocs]

the first product is a interesting IDEA but a horrible implementation in my opinion

[renovawolborg]

mjonlnir!

[Gazulolima]

there are the only king of toy i can buy in my country!!! crap!!!!

[slimjimism123]

"Yee, their he his with his erected...um... moving swiftly along!" :D

[TheEmoLyrics757]

@slimjimism123 what time was this at? :)

[bokiller33]

You have gun in your ear

[TheKelldragon]

8:07 so funny XD

[Jevon177]

Great Scott, the car is the Delorean!

[kyon813]

Well, at least there's no Noseybonk/Stig stinger at the end of this.

[Vulcanix723]

The cat part is what got me

[TheSnowyBeaches]

lol

[DrFunk98]

if this is from doller tree than i get it

[redwv]

@DrFunk98 Poundland.

[DrFunk98]

@redwv -_- oh

[RamboStu]

Wow, the second Transformer is an exact clone of the first Devastator combiner from the 80s.

[TomAlexWhyte4SALE]

ohhh ashens you do make me laugh.

[renovawolborg]

@9:08

gynoid

[renovawolborg]

i have the real one and i have venom

[Zeral488]

what's the music at 13:45 ?

[LeetHydrtalisk]

Gawd, I had the real version of this toy! There was a sudden nostalgia rush . . .

[fabbeian]

40 :- is like £4

[sightsboy]

9:23 and 18:32 notice anything, anitomical?

[motorola113]

magic hammer jeff!

[vadfan123]

Dollarstore is a Swedish store. With lots of cheap bootleg stuff.

[electroscandal]

@vadfan123 we've got some in the u.s. and it's not bootleg stuff, it's just american made shit.

[vadfan123]

@electroscandal Bootleg, cheap stuff, potato, tomato.

[chray815]

thats one piece of crap plane isnt it

[diecastreveiws]

His erect uhhh... Thing

[ShrubbyNerb]

I love how everyone thinks a crappy flash cartoon invented a saying that was around before TV was even invented.

Oh internet, you bring such lulz.

[Sithkiller39]

did anyone notice the actual decepticons symbols on these pieces of crap.....?

[Exotl]

I had the completely official "Generation 2" devastator, and it didn't have the spring loaded hands! Why does this crappy knock-off have more features? I feel retrospectively ripped off.

[kj7409]

"that's what transformers would be like if you lived all your life in hell" funniest thing of all time ever.

[urbanoslaj12]

thups up if you agre that the nail should be a film star :D

[sslaxx]

TFW2005 loves to talk about the knock-offs.

[mattakudesu]

that nail was the shit.

[DaemonTFO]

40:- is 40 crowns. about 4 euros.

[narutozmen]

it will be awesome to brack all the toys whit a hamer after the show, for no reson

[byron8595]

Ashens the green constructicons are basic the ones you get at Mcdonald's not the ones you would buy at stores that is why they are so much smaller then you remember. 

[WorldOfNothin]

wow i can't stop laughing......ill glue this and transform it then comeback......epic failure.....rofl

[meowandmeow]

magic hammer jeff.... hahahaha

[DerpyDeagle]

Oh ashens. BRONY 4 LIFE,

[ashguy3000]

Actually I don't need Heinz to liven up my lunchtime. I've just had a chocolate brownie and it was delicious.

[mimkyodar]

Oh the Alien Terminators... They keep coming back!

[I3attleFieldHero]

Thanks for the review! I was asking for this for my birthday! Saved my parents £7 :D

[aidwin85]

Oh yeah..... Devaster from Transformers 2....

[iSmashUriDevice]

SPoiler alert!!!!!!!

It All Breaks Oh And scroll back up enjoy the explosives

[mongolianape]

@iSmashUriDevice this is a spoiler?

[iSmashUriDevice]

???@mongolianape too soon

[mongolianape]

@iSmashUriDevice really? its not a spoiler! he even broke the amstrad penpad!

[ambers4life]

lool what ever i commented got too many negative votes 

[ambers4life]

im sorry but i dont even know what i posted or even remember watchin this vid m8??

[XXxJMJAKTxXX]

when he said crane digger thing i thoguth os simon on the yogscast :P

[JBLOCK18]

LOL mission failure

[badoilcan111]

warning...there watching you!

[TheCIScommander]

Mixmaster is the leader.

[Chotahater]

@TheCIScommander He's also the DJ for all their parties. Get it? DJ Mixmaster...sorry for the bad joke.

[TheCIScommander]

@Chotahater Lol. Heard that one, but thought no one else knew about it.

[Chotahater]

@TheCIScommander Haha. I feel better knowing I'm not the only one with bad jokes.

[bowbowyoyo]

WOW this brings back some memories. I actually had the last 5-in-one figure. Mostly what did it for me were the space-shuttle and the military green/orange truck.

[FullMetalAlcohol]

@bowbowyoyo For me, it brought back memories of John Thaw, Morse and Home to Roost.

[jason123456789210]

22:05 made by manufacturer of the thomas transformers and a knockoff blackberry also from poundland

[EnriqueCancel]

the worst part with the little knockoff of Bruticus is that the official one now called "Ruination" (aka "the official Bruticus that we never sold in the past and we recolor for the Armada saga") suffers from the same little defects

[T4nm4y]

@11:30 his legs are just the two wheels, I don't think he can walk... :P

[xxNailFirexx]

LOL @9:22!

[FullMetalAlcohol]

I'ts Morse you bastard. JK :)

[2k8naruto]

i loved that nail so much it is now the background to my desktop Thanks ashens!

[soulandmotown]

6:41 'nope, pretty sure thats one of Rupert Murdoch's newspapers not alien terminators' nice! :D

[matanui23]

the last looks like candied transformers

[Hatchling101]

bruticus maximus

[GenaTrius]

SPACE SHUTTLES

DO NOT GO

TO THE MOON

MICHAEL BAY

THEY DON'T

[DoctorKarnage]

"HAVE SOME FUN LOOKING AT A NAIL STUCK IN AN OLD WALL!"

*NAIL IN A WALL*

*SCREWED UP MUSIC*

"Sorry to end your nail viewing early...."

Favorite part in the entire thing.

[TheTrueMetal9]

...i remember my iron man being able to turn into a battle axe

[gameboy281]

i use to have one of these. except in different colors

[ToastMaster623]

I wonder what was going through your head when you typed into google: "Nail stuck in wall"

[ZanderAkiraYurami]

oddly enough, the pics on the back are the REAL toys

[foodlovingpig]

4:48 You murdered Thor!!!

[oishiininja]

I think I WOULD collect them : P

[LoopyLeFaux]

Aww, I was hoping to hear you say "Funtastic" in a sarcastic voice around the twenty-two minute mark :(

[jason123456789210]

the minicons are made by the same company behind the thomas transformers

[orindark]

i think the helicopter is actualy a submarine

[Ammit5]

I used to have the actual military constructicons. I don't remember what they were all called together, but the flat bed was called Mega Octane, the helicopter was Rotor, the tank was Armorhide, the jeep was Rollcage, and I think the shuttle was Jetfire.

[Gamecreator916]

The dollar store where I live is always selling bootleg toys, except mini marvel figures and bakugan

[VitaminRage]

24:03 - 24:31

You gotta think outside of the box, ashens. Clearly the gun spins so fast that it creates lift, all the while shooting. Its brilliant!

[scapheap]

24:02

ashens: "ten seconds flat"

me: 0_0 "my little pony? nah it got to a coincidence."

[Morpun]

@scapheap GET OUT!

[JonnyJinx04]

@Morpun no u

[Snip3rNife]

@scapheap My thoughts exactly!!!

[DerpyDeagle]

@scapheap Brohoof /) * (\

[TheSPARTANJ13]

@DerpyDeagle You win.

[creaphoenix]

@scapheap Ten seconds flat is an old friggin saying... ._.

[julcek]

@scapheap What?

[kisser0011]

not if you say it in the original languages of danish (or swedish or norwegian)

[Freddetron]

I like how you can hear the plastic creak.

[PoshMurder]

I liked the boner.

[hughcri]

it even has the decepticon symbol

[hughcri]

is the four one a repcakaging

[christiancp97cas]

shoot shoot, bang bang, tank, yes!

[nerfskateboarder1999]

the shuttle robot looks like a penguin

[Pivoteer435]

The Hulk looks like it turns into a combine harvester with tank tracks.

[AfroJumper]

lol naught to three onions XD...i dont know why but whenever he says it i have to laugh

[freakunique]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that can't pronounce the hammer's name. Very witty review as always

[sub2me4areview]

@freakunique I think it mah-yol-i-nir, or something like that.

[kisser0011]

@sub2me4areview its mjoelner ;)

[Sprigo11]

@kisser0011 no, it's mjolnir ;D

[TheAmazingPixel]

Your sad onions jokes make me laugh every time! xD

[tunahanguler100]

all the money that he spends to this shit

[Jericho437]

where's your head at

[LukRacer]

Press 7 for an cheap plastic air shooting toy tank

[jinxedmodder]

9:09 Ashen sounds like the Pyro.

[nukeboy14]

@jinxedmodder nah, pyro is more muffled up

[jinxedmodder]

@nukeboy14 To be honest, any sound coming from the Pyro sounds more definite than Ashen

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[soulhunger1]

Oh wow, those at the end are HORRIBLE. How could anyone sell this crap?

"Fighters in disguise!" They disguise themselves as military vehicles with guns, so nobody will know they are fighters! They disguise themselves in bright colors you would NEVER see on military vehicles, so they just blend right in! And when they break their disguise and transform to their true forms, they're so awkwardly built that they'd just fall over and not be able to get back up! I'd be pissed if I got these as a kid.

[GamergirlT12]

I would not give that to a 3 year old!

[BrocxMalaak]

Okay I laughed too hard at the nail in the wall.

[natsirt109]

erecting a despencer

[Vivimord]

I took the liberty of doing a barcode scan @ 1:18 and "Absolute TAT" was the result.

[Theninja347]

40 swedish "kronor" would be what, 3,5 pounds maybe? So roughly the same prize as the yellow robot-horrible-rip-off

[setomj]

lol erect

[Rolie619]

Erecticons!

[MegaNedward]

Please make a video of all your knock offs and I might buy a few cause I kinda think there funny if u don't throw them away pls say where u get em and out all of them on ur couch to say their names thanks

[lazysammich]

Im sure i've seen a review of the constructacon ripoff before... hmmm

[KamikazeOrange]

What's weird is that the transformers on the back actually exist, and are a Marvel/Transformers crossover series.

[blueluny]

I think ashens should combine with those guys with the laser death ray to put all these things to the end they deserve

[Agerasia]

Hulk turns into a Tank, a "Tank" is the archetype that hulk is :)

[itachi1217]

I got that same yellow devestator for $3 :) ... :(

[Xxrickibee94xX]

he should make a video of his trip to pooundland

[Kenkoyful]

(◕_◕)-----> Alien Terminators.Yeah.Its really G1 Transformers Devastator

[Sandor981018]

press 3 for a transformer falling apart

[Thegamerwalkthroughs]

Presumably a head or something

Google translate = Sindicato summertime granulated garlic.

Yep, exactly what he said.

[Simowl]

Just made my Youtube account.

You were the first video I watched on this account and person I subscribed to.

[nukeboy14]

@Simowl Now Ashens will tell you that you have brain damage for liking him

[Simowl]

@nukeboy14 What's wrong with liking Ashens o.o

[nukeboy14]

@Simowl nothing, but he is very delusional and thinks everyone hates him, nah jk there is no prob

[ambers4life]

29 people mistook Dislike for Dis-I-Like

[ObsceneAntichrist]

@ambers4life

You're not original or funny.

[RedlineAngel]

@ObsceneAntichrist Your mum's not original or funny.

[outofslumber]

@ObsceneAntichrist

Does a review of cheap imitation toys have to be funny?

Is his purpose to amuse you??

Douche!

[guitarheroSJJSD]

@outofslumber he wasn't talking about the video, douche!

[outofslumber]

@guitarheroSJJSD

Thanks for pointing that out.

I do feel like a douche. Though Id feel a bigger one with a guitarhero name.

:P

[acemace3618]

@ambers4life I bet you thought you were going to get likes, but the guy who insulted you got likes...

[carman24007]

i almost pissed myself laughing at the erect thing hahahaa

[cea2nes]

The Jeep part was my favorite ={)

[DeepPuzzlement]

@metaflex whats the D stand for?

[pawel1818]

:D What were they THINKING?!

[VampierMSX]

wikipedia: "In Norse mythology, Thor (from Old Norse Þórr) is a hammer-wielding god associated with thunder, lightning, storms, oak trees, strength, destruction, fertility, healing, and the protection of mankind." Ashens I would say.. it's hammer time :)

[JosiahDH]

The "minicons" are based off real minicons

I had the last one and the tank

[Milesprower1100]

bootleg thor

[L1meoo9x]

Ashens plz do some more transformers vids :)

[IamtheHatMan]

Spider-man turns into a motorcycle based on the new Spyder bikes, being fast and maneuverable, Hulk is a tank based on his size, strength, and defense. Venom is based on the Bugatti Venom, possessing abilities similar to Spider-man and greater strength but sacrificing mobility. Iron Man is based on the planes from the movies as well as the NASA Puffin prototype for one-person aerial travel, being fast and destructive. Cap is all-American, just like a Humvee. But you probably already knew that.

[mightyfurry]

iam from sweden the 40 means crowns tha would be 6 dollars

[Rossthatguyfromthere]

The latest transformers movie was the best one so far.

[shadow5692]

yup, rebecca black's in the suggestions. *suicides*

[MrCynicalbastard]

I must find a way to use "I know, let's not give a shit and do something else...SPACE SHUTTLE!" in a different context.

[huynherexpress]

Brings new meaning to "CHEAPO!" (in reference to Ashen's old videos).

[Sephazon]

Eidolens from Final Fantasy XIII meet Transformers?

[jonathan9700]

@Sephazon

You do know a good majority of the Summons were inspired by something else, right?

[Dther99]

20:55 The folks at the head enrichment center said no one would notice!

[braien334]

The first toy i was like:

No, let me do it, but when i saw it in pieces, i tough to myself:

Close enough.

[doctor38who]

transformers more than fails the eye

[Ectoplazmie]

That was one EPIC nail!!

[RetroGamer1000]

9:20 ROBO BONER!!!