@diogeneslaertius666 Do you mean because he did a tv show? If you know Doug Stanhope you know he will gladly classify himself as a whore, paying the bills is paying the bills. Just listen to him talk about his time hosting the man show.
"You can get another wife, they don't even make that model in a station wagon anymore"..Fucking Genius! and the line about the beer, hilarious! Truly a master comic!
Well . Those bitches who would take such a job are so phoney in real life ,are the phonies we see in our lives. I see it as karma on earth. Beautiful !
LOL. Definitely not the same style as Hicks or Carlin, but god damn this is awesome. You can always get a new wife!....Let's just send the flowers to the autoshop ROFL
these women have their hearts in the right place, their pocket books in the wrong place, and their heads up their ass!
seriously, you have to be as dumb as a bucket of rubber nails to buy this. its funny, but come on... at no point do they start to doubt that this is for real?
all applicable sails tax?
if anything hapened to my bobble head dog ill die?
the sister ontop of the rest?
come on ladies! if you believe that i have these majic beans for sale....
Why did these women give a shit what the card said or where they were sent? If I worked there, I'd be saying, "you want flowers sent to your car, you got it"! It's a BUSINESS; give him what he wants and shut the hell up.
I guess it's the difference between men and women. Women are over-emotional and men are practical.
i don't find this funny. my wife was in a coma, and the only way i could afford to send her flowers was to charge it to my gay vietnamese boy friend's credit card.
"Oh you can get another wife" hahahahaha.
weeweeeewee 1 month ago
great until the cheesy reveal at the end.
legatodnl 1 month ago
fuck these bitches "i wont write that"
thatguy1479 7 months ago
you used to be funny doug
and now your a NWO shill
wish i had the capital to allow you to not be a total whore - i used to love your work.
-Joshua Roberts
diogeneslaertius666 7 months ago
@diogeneslaertius666 Do you mean because he did a tv show? If you know Doug Stanhope you know he will gladly classify himself as a whore, paying the bills is paying the bills. Just listen to him talk about his time hosting the man show.
Metalhead197 7 months ago 2
The sad thing is that this show probably would have been a hit if it had a laugh track because people only like the goofy shit like that.
NWG92 8 months ago
"i dont feel comfortable... i want you to say something to your wife"
what a cunt rofl
RPsheep 10 months ago
"You can get another wife, they don't even make that model in a station wagon anymore"..Fucking Genius! and the line about the beer, hilarious! Truly a master comic!
CaptainNuggetKG 11 months ago
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CaptainNuggetKG 11 months ago
I really didn't enjoy this. Maybe he should try ambushing some tsunami victims or something. (yawn)
CuddlyBadger 1 year ago
Hilarious. If you haven't seen it look up drunken paramedic or ambushing asians. This guy is AMAZING!!!
ITHEREONETHATHASNT 1 year ago
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All his shit is fucking hilarious! His standup is WAY better. if you ever have a chance to see him DONT pass it up!
CaptainNuggetKG 11 months ago
That was so awkward. If he didn't reveal himself at the end it would of been even... better.
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nadeeraist 1 year ago
...it took them 90 minutes to get the steering wheel from around her neck, (crying louder, says) "I hope they saved it". Lmfao!!!.
Doug, you're in a league of your own!!! I thank you for that, too!!!
Mrwill2kill 1 year ago
i wish i had the balls to do stunts like this... guy must have been liquored up pretty sweet
MatejaBrevic 1 year ago
Doug Stanhope is GOD
theTOOLshed1 1 year ago
99.95 plus applicable sales tax! lol
aurlis2012 1 year ago 3
this is fucking awesome i had no idea about the show... wow.
tittomnstr13 1 year ago 2
This is just plain rude
eldorado61guy 1 year ago
Well . Those bitches who would take such a job are so phoney in real life ,are the phonies we see in our lives. I see it as karma on earth. Beautiful !
eldorado61guy 1 year ago
LOL. Definitely not the same style as Hicks or Carlin, but god damn this is awesome. You can always get a new wife!....Let's just send the flowers to the autoshop ROFL
Lateralus8808 1 year ago
horrible, yet hilarious
vidclown 2 years ago
Awesome, though it's a shame you couldn't see his facial expression
Afroded 2 years ago
Classic! That was good!
GoGoGadgetBeer 2 years ago
lmfao!!!! fuckin GOLD
dnbjarhead 2 years ago 2
the smallest cheapest=lol
MrSweetPotato 2 years ago
lol i almost turned this off, then i heard where it was going lol.
kanzzzz 2 years ago 5
This is just more than hilarious. Imagine the look of horror on those women's faces!
Obinna1 2 years ago 5
..."you can get another wife" and the older sales lady quickly walkes away.....lol.
Turco949 2 years ago 6
"they don't even make this model anymore" LMAO!
miamimanni 2 years ago 6
it had carburetor problems but nobody is perfect
LOL
days4phoenix 2 years ago 5
these women have their hearts in the right place, their pocket books in the wrong place, and their heads up their ass!
seriously, you have to be as dumb as a bucket of rubber nails to buy this. its funny, but come on... at no point do they start to doubt that this is for real?
all applicable sails tax?
if anything hapened to my bobble head dog ill die?
the sister ontop of the rest?
come on ladies! if you believe that i have these majic beans for sale....
publicdrunkeness 2 years ago 2
I wish this show was still on.
badxradxandy 2 years ago 3
this shit is amazing!!! Loved every minute of it!!
sikntwzd 2 years ago 2
what a bunch of cunts.
jvilla21 3 years ago
fuck u
greenempress1 2 years ago
" and it had carburater problems..but nobodys perfect"..hahaha
poice1013 3 years ago 5
"do you think this is a good time to tell her that i got her sister pregnant?" fucking classic
thegdin 3 years ago 26
"lets skip this and just send the flowers right to the car"
Ahahah, Doug is a legend.
Mirrorrim 3 years ago 6
"It was 1979 Dodge Aspen Wagon..."
Brilliant!
samkumo 3 years ago 7
The funniest part of it all!
Indrius 3 years ago 2
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jungabungaa 3 years ago
When He CRIES.. it is ALWAYS FUNNY..
tuggy66 4 years ago 4
i just had to change my pants! Doug, you are the man!
gutrage 4 years ago 3
Why did these women give a shit what the card said or where they were sent? If I worked there, I'd be saying, "you want flowers sent to your car, you got it"! It's a BUSINESS; give him what he wants and shut the hell up.
I guess it's the difference between men and women. Women are over-emotional and men are practical.
JoshSitar 4 years ago 8
Fucking ALL HAIL DOUG STANHOPE. The ONLY comic of today who ranks among greats like Carlin and Hicks.
esroberto1 4 years ago 50
David Cross is super good too!
Indrius 3 years ago
@esroberto1 I do not consider Bill Hicks a comedian. HE was more of a funny commentator. I loved him but Doug is flat out hilarious
guyboxerdog 4 months ago
Fucking Hilarious Plain And Simple
leftoverchronic 4 years ago 2
i don't find this funny. my wife was in a coma, and the only way i could afford to send her flowers was to charge it to my gay vietnamese boy friend's credit card.
brentdos 4 years ago 4
LOL
coop2230 4 years ago
Hahaha... "You can get another wife... they don't make this model anymore!" Stanhope RULES.
HobbesFly 4 years ago 2