Michael Jackson is the best. I'm a guy, not a girl. - TheRealParis

[lexie1soccerchick]

i cant tell if this is a joke or if ur a plain out freek..

[Partyrockinx3]

why so serious? live a little dude and no im not trying to be mean u gotta smile

[bornbythesea]

Don't take it too hard bud. Girls will think you are goodlooking until you are 50 something. I mean teenage girls.

[nhatduy1998]

STFU noob what the fuck happend to you people you can dance like him so you try to make fun of him so you dont loke fuking bad if you hate the video so bad or you think him suck than make a video to prove you can dance better than him shit head .

[NFLogan]

Everybody should stop making fun of him because it must suck to be half retarded, a bad dancer, and a girl who thinks their a guy. So please so making fun of this gay ass loser

[mastershujinko01]

ok Kip dynamite....

[barryoneful]

i dont think that is stevie ryan.

[HaKuBoMb]

ssssssssstttttttttttttttttttii­iiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvve­eeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiieee ilove u

[1XxVanityxX]

Make More Scene Kid LOVE!!!!!!!!>:3

[theevanmachine]

its really not that obvious

[Haleyy97]

i love how stupid people are. xDD love you stevie!

[UpperEastHD]

Lol this is so funny that the most dont get it that youre joking xD !!

I love youre Videos <3 !! =)

[zebraXinsanity]

Haahahahahah this is so funny!!

[Zapubak]

Oh god.. that kid is a penis..

[Zapubak]

Oh my gosh!! that kid was raped by Michael Jackson!! I KNEW IT MJ raped couple children around mj's place!!

[maddysonw]

SO perfect.

[TheToragirl]

Dude you look like your retarded in this video. seriously you look slow of mind. This is not rude look up the definition of a retard.

[YourMom341]

You Animal;

Haha Sexyy Beast;

Rawr:)

Lol

[GamerBoy18000]

you look like a frigging trans-sexual and you're a Michael Jackson wannabe>:\

[JoBoMano]

dude u sound like u usin th in ur words like danther but its dancer

[arielangle101]

y u talking wierd u are gay

[raluckaaa]

I sure you are man and because you love Mj you are also a good man with a big heart. Michael will be always the king. Always alive in our hearts. Good luck

[Catslovedogs2007]

@raluckaaa IT'S A GIRL!!! 

[Fr0stedButtsx3]

FUCK. This video was convincing haha. Kudos to you, your acting is great.

[amyownzzz]

Wow this is one of your best!! It is so good, Being able to look that akward even when your not is talent! Sorry about the spelling! Keep doing what you do. I would also like another loca vid please!!

[KillTubbyDead]

omg. yes, I will totally go out with you. xD

[jazwiegele]

sexy beast!

[shijayee]

lol stevie. your hilarious seriously. glad i found you on here! :D

keep up the great and funny work (:

xx

[xxDeliriumGirlxx]

Lmao, I'll go out with you<3.

Sexyy ass beast!

[scrapyscrapyard]

:] <3 !

[SaraxRules]

NICE Stevie.

Yeahhh lets totally go on a date xD!

[MCRrlz]

Well, Steve's not one of them. :D

[PadriacSleeps]

um... does no one get that this is a joke? seriously...

[KawaiiGenocide]

@PadriacSleeps <_< u dont know Stevie Ryan?

[slevel100]

No .Follow your king of pop. But keep to tried and trusted friends like heroin and marijuana.And produce it yourself dont get synthetics of mercedes-driving doctor. Hey!Bud I dont know if you are this or that[ let alone mind] but you look unfit.

[sveet11]

Hahahaha

[renearona]

it obvious that he is cute- spartan300

[MarkieleeJayme]

haha stevie is the best its obviously one of her caracters xD

[7notsolucky]

take off ur taekwondo shirt. ur a guy if ur not wearing anything to cover ur nipples.

[threelittleniglets]

UMMM "IT'S" GOT NO TITS LOL

[threelittleniglets]

Take ur pants off so we can see wtf is going on once anf for ALL U LIL KOKSUKR

[hxcrosswalk]

lol, i love stevie ryan.

[MighterM]

that doesnt make someone a girl, Ive seen many guys with rounded cheek bones and oval eyes and cat eyes and everything else, shes a girl because she has a vagina......

[OnThe246]

These comment must be a joke. This is clearly Paris! Yet another one of her characters. DUHHHHHH!!! Bitches<3

[CamilaHerrera09]

lol i love u stevie ur awsome lmfao

[ilovehannah14]

u the biggest fag ever go suk a dick gay guy

[htmlninja]

HAHAHA dumbass^

[xDeadOnx]

You idiot. This is STEVIE RYAN. She is "lil Loca" and "Sceney Scenable", and this is HER channel. She is both a model and comedian.

People are stupid.

[nuramber]

@xDeadOnx so stevie is agirl? im srry im confused bcuz off all these comments

[ShallowThoughts]

Maybe he's a guy. Whatever .. I'd do her

[RyGuyFridays]

so wait you are a guy?

[blues405]

I think its so funny how people are actually starting conflict over this. Stevie made the video. Obviously after she got some comments asking "Are you a guy or a girl" If she didn't already state that. IT IS STEVIE OK? So enough about "Girls can have facial hair" WTF. Of course she is wearing make-up. Ive already had enough of these douche bag comments left on Stevie's videos.

[SingingStar124]

dude r u forreal here?

[45005415]

´how cute XD

[XxXpurpl3r0ck3rXxX]

hehehehe XD this was funny

[Spartan3oo]

it is obvious that your a retard

[abcPinUpDoll]

this is stevie!

[rajel2006]

Chick!

[GossipJay]

haha people were hella getting worked up..

nice stevie, nice :]

[katieBUG12300]

duh you are a guy u have a beard

[TheNerdyPotato]

incase you didnt know girls can have beards too, its usually with foreign races with increased hair growth

[mark727111]

you are a girl! no doubt! you have a womens voice! maybe you had surgery but you are a chick and people arent jealous they dont ask on other videos just yours because they cant tell but i can so shut the fuck up with your boo hoo bullshit you know you where born a women and dna doesnt change! so your a chick no matter what you look like on the outside!

[xxwallisxx]

It's a character :L

[Bizkits000]

this kinda sux...

[greatprokaryote]

is that taekwondo uniform? Lol :D

[sunlight27]

i love the beard,

yea.. i'm so jealous

[BlackHelloKitty18]

If your trying to make a joke, it isnt funny!

[itsbertbitch]

hahaha stevie did it again.

[sheffboialex]

lmao

this is a girl

[FreeHeathen]

and it looks like ur retarded lol with ur long pauses. rofl

[FreeHeathen]

lol. u sound like a girl HAH.

[craigemc]

youuu.

[oodamarasengan05]

fucking lol ur so damn funny

[lilBELL42O]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH HOLY SHIT

[LoneStarJesse]

lol you look like this lesbian slut I know named Mayra Lozano! BWAHAHAHA!

[born2bewild67]

ROFL I don't know why this is so fuckin' funny xD

[tommiisan]

Hahahaha, why is your head like that? Lol. Silly...

[NY811]

your hot!

[hottiemchottserz]

hahaha, i love u stevie

[kadenlover11]

lol nice video dude

[MueraTelevisa]

ha,ha,ha,ha very funny GIRL!

that taekwondo jacket is cool, why don't you just probe us that you are a real man by showing us your strong male chest?

[TheRandomAlex]

you do make a hot guy...and you are a hot girl so its perfect.

[neonbarbies]

be my boyfriend??

[mindphlux]

you are fucking weird dude

[Ang0996]

Your a tranny you have a beard.

[trinitykiller2]

omg this dude looks like a trans sounds like a girl and acts like a fucking person about to commit suicide! oh btw that is hair or a wig if u look down at your cam you can see

[mayflowerbaby]

i love michael jackson too! who are you? and is that a hat or your hair?... OPTICAL ILLUSION {echo}

[mybuthurts123456789]

i want to fuck u hard suck me dick

[boogaloobooboo]

I'm really confused.

Are you trans?

[dropxdeadxdinosaur]

No, it's a joke.

She's a girl.

[boogaloobooboo]

aha, yeah I figured it out just after I commented

[onlyfare14]

jerks all people who leave rude coments are just retared

[tob1203]

number one rapest

[radolf123]

am ha ha , i would love ya to try tickundo on bed with some one who love you iam sure you would not resist to get on your speedo

[signofme89]

Stevie...simple words.

YOU FUCKING ROCK.

-xo

[theepic5150]

yeah creepy but shes got some funny shit like the radio one lol...

[omggeorge]

omg u gay bastard is that ur hat or hair? (hi sUe) fuck off u dick get shoot ur a gitl hahahahaha if i ever see u im gonna spit in your face!!!

[intelligenceisnot]

You'd be cute and pretty if you shaved that mug.

Not enough to be a sweet looking girl though.

You have to gross viewers out with that growth.

[sanderz666]

Is that a hat or your hair?

[Zeroshooter2]

Lol Bullshit Faggot

[JamisonCents]

hahahaha, bullshit, youre a chick.....Hey I got it! if you really wanna prove it, show us your chest...can't do it? yeah...thats what we allll thought pat....its a reference, look it up.

[queerion]

lol ur so sexy xD hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[sarbear020]

ccccccccrrrrrreeeeeeeeepppyyyy­yyyyy

[lexenmoon]

You people are complete idiots. Stevie.... you rock. Lets get hitched.

[livnaparty]

wow u ppl are amusing... its stevie ryan shes acting!

[gmwoodworth]

what the fuck is wrong with ur speech...and why is ur head funny? Not to be cruel or anything, but do u have a physical retardation or disability? Again, I don't mean to be rude

[sanderz666]

I love the start when he says "I think it's obvious I'm a guy." Oh the laughter!

You seem to think that people are just jealous of you... what exactly are they jealous of?

Your masculine good looks? Your love for a kiddie fiddling freak? Or the fact that your head seems to be permanently stuck at a 20 degree angle to your shoulders?

[kiana13hallie]

LOL

[slowface6756]

id hate to blow your cover :)

but i know the truth

[chickenchoad]

haa I love you

[hockeygod55]

dude shave be4 u make a vid like this!

so stupid!

[TheVoice22222]

If it looks like a girl, it's a girl.

[drunkandbloated6969]

Krusher33900, WTF???

[sponkoo]

did Bowie even leave a comment on this video??

[NatalyaAF]

@owkiller

You can't even spell... wtf are durgs? If TheRealParis says he's a guy then he's a guy. No questions asked.

Paris don't take their crap.  :| Keep posting. :)

[thefatguy111]

ya girl you rock that wig

[chocojian]

stevie, you're awesome

[Broadwayskin]

I love you hair girlzzz!

[shorterac989]

wait is this funny... cuz thats a girll

[owkiller]

you are a gay and on durgs

[timash110]

ur a girl wearing a wig and weaing bears lol

[AEAEROrox]

remember micheal J. is the best!!!!

NOT

hahahahahahahaha..stupid video

[pupycat00]

gay

[pupycat00]

you sound guy and your a girl

[kinkashito]

Best things to do with hecklers are to ignore them, or call them on it and heckle back. XD

In all seriousness, are you a FtM, or bio-male? Curiosity.

[ItsCrown]

haha youtube is great. i've been following up on all of stevie's videos and i can't get over the drama on here. seriously though its getting late and there are just so many video's and characters... i really should be getting to bed. but stevie i love you. keep up the great work.. i get it.

[Sammy214]

You guys are dumb, lol, this is Stevie Ryan! A chick! You guys are gullible.

[jtgsclik]

lol...okay he does look like velma from scooby doo but its mean to talk down to him like that. he does have a weird voice tho

[HappyGav89]

hey all you haters, does it matter what gender he is? i mean seriously???

dude, don't listen to them.

[PhanDemus]

You're a little ugly girl with a weird freakish beard

[youngconservative]

are u a guy or a girl?

[spongebob89000]

hottie with a body!!<333

[goldplatedballs]

Hot.

[blahwhatever987]

yuor really ugly and you haven't gone through puberty yet cause your voice is like a woman

you have got to be kidding me your not a guy

[braziliana5]

Uhm..this is a GIRL disguised as a GUY. Come on people, you're not that dumb.

[papalgoose]

Oh yes they are! sheeple breed sheeple in the sheeple farms of the gov.

[LeeValentine001]

This was too lifeless in my opinion. The humour was clever though, and you raised a good point. MJ is a great artist. He's no longer the great person he once was, but his music is unrivaled.

[kinky0barbie]

That looks like that nerdy bitch off of Scooby Doo <3 lol i love this chick

[al5ali3]

ok ok we buy what u say

take off your taekwondo dress

[Cubekou]

I love MJ too!

[Vamoalla]

LOL This is pretty funny. Who is this guy?

[nonenuna]

lol it's Stevie Ryan, a lovely actress! (known as littleloca on youtube)

[luckyluvver]

ya i luv stevie ryan. U GO GIRL!

[ibidman]

You need a real acting gig.Awesome!

[deaftyperr]

its a shame stevie ryan doesnt get paid for her acting here on youtube. she is so talented, versatile, and so damn cute(maybe not as this character as much as the others). i consider myself lucky to be able to watch her videos for free.

[xoDaRyLlLeEox]

amen! to:<elpuncho89>

[ashforrest]

HAHAH i love how people respond to this all seriously. some people shouldn't be allowed to use the internet. great video, anyway. as usual.

[Cresantstar]

nope that isnt a guy its a girl

[jiblies]

also why is your head tilted to the side and those glasses are girls glasses aswell. and also you say that you love micheal so your either gay or a straight girl

[ArtisMaximus]

Good for you... I'd hate for you to hear... erm... see this, but... I ish a guy and have respect for Michael Jackson. Before you ask... no I'm not gay.

[spongebob4400]

actually u don`t have 2 be gay or a str8 girl his family got love for him his fans got love for him i kno actors and comedians and singers and all these famous ppl have love for him

so ur theory is completely false sweetie

[jiblies]

haha yeah were all jealous of someone that everyone thinks is a girl. and you might be a guy but your definately a homo i can tell by you voice. and also dont try to act tough by saying its a tai kwon dou robe cause my friend takes it and his looks nothing like yours. yours looks like a wet t-shirt thats too big for you

[hurleygxrl182]

Not a guy.

[michaelsupremacy]

okay you are the kinda fucking fags who are ruining america. i think you should all go to hell because you are a fucking fag and i hate people like you who believe that micahel jackson is good. you michael jackson lover are complete fags!!! i hate this video. i see nothing wrong with gays, but this is pathetic!

[elpuncho89]

calm down there michaelsupremacy

if you have nothing wrong with gays dont use 'fag' as an insult! lol.

o thinks theres far more worse things ruining america rather than MJ lovers.

[Cresantstar]

its a girl not a boy so it cant be a fag

why would it have the name realparis

[twilightsbella]

I'm just jealous of your nose.

[LaBellissimaNotte]

Sorry, not a guy.

If so, it would have taken what.. .2 seconds to open the robe.

Yes. ROBE, that was NOT a gi, or dobok.

If you are a dude, drop trou and prove it.

[dioncdotcom]

AHAHHAHAHAHAA Omy fuckiing GOD. this is so funny I cant even laugh (no im serious, this is such a WEIRD kind of funny)

[aablob1]

im confused are u seriously a guy?? wow.....

[basketcase49]

man, you're a little faggot-ey.

[mrtime02]

lol ur lieing ur a verrrrrrrrrrry ugggggggly girl

[CoNtRaCtKiiiLLaA]

WOW U SCARE ME

[gumandpoop]

(big scissors) <---()()

[ROLEROX]

No one in the world would be jealous of you!Sucker yea MJ its coll he dances very well he rocks but you DONT! you UGLY Chick

[kawaiigirl4life]

it's a girl! Congrats!

[americanpunkdudet5]

yup it's a boy

[salamand0s]

lol jelous of his moves thats pretty funny... silly little boy..

[Zephirodt]

lol she/he sounds like those people on radio talk shows who just keep on talking crap for hours straight rofl, hate it =D

[ThisCoolKidx]

is it a guy or a girl hmm??? maybe hes bi! so its easier to get ppl~

[thief1985]

u need to recieve medical care

[jumpnleprechuan]

you are a huge douche

[krystalputz]

lol i idc if its a guy or a girl, but all i know, is its a person with no life xD.. oh, and michel j. yeahhh.. hes not number 1.. IM NUMBER 1!!! :D

[bambambam91]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[richardrich05]

Is that a wig or what?

[teamsuper2]

im freaked the fuck out

[SARAH0227]

omg u cant possibly be a guy ur not fooling any body i mean the slow down voice some1 ur age wouldnt have a low voice like that AND THE FAKE BEARD THINGIE whats up with that

[enchiladah]

ur a girl ur not fooling anybody

[ninjaseeninjado]

Apparently, these people don't know anything about Stevie Ryan.

[ClubMichaelJackson]

YES MJ IS STILL NO.1 - always will be! You should check out the club! clubmichaeljackson dot com - you wouldn't get rude comments there :)

[Neosixsixsix]

No One Is Jealous of you