NewsBusted 7/17/09

[AmericanPie37]

Harry Potter and the Discount Mexican Vacation!!

[alfredlarue]

The canned laughter is embarassing.

[DD826]

Who gives a shit?

[ThunderDog97]

Jody Jew Miller

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Get a clue people.

[mykol13v]

Go back to Naziville, we don't need stupid haters here and YOU get the big clue.

[ThunderDog97]

Thanks... but I don't let jews tell me where to go or when. Notorious liars and thieves.

Besides... the nazi's are in israel and I don't want to go there.

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[DISPENSER4HIRE]

fas·cism a political philosophy, that exalts the nation over the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government , severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition

Gov control of banks, insurance, car companies, health care, industry, transportation, thermostat setting in your home via a "carbon tax", a government run news media, setting salaries for private businesses, government holding the mortgage of 70% of the homes in America......

[JohannMint]

BUZZ! Sorry, wrong answer...

[pwf2412]

LOL< you are a freakin idiot. That is the definition of fascism. just because you don't like the word being applied to you or your beliefs, doesn't mean you get to change it's definition. Words have meanings, you should learn them before you go around pretending that you have a clue about what your arguing about.

[JohannMint]

Please be honest. Don't pretend you know the meaning of anything.

[JohannMint]

So what did you not like about my answer? Did I say anything that was not true?

[JohannMint]

pot, kettle and black.

[JohannMint]

I did not dodge the question. I answered it. It was an answer you did not like. That does not mean I did not answer.

[pwf2412]

no you didn't. he called you on what fascism is and you have completely dodged the question. which shows you are either an idiot or a liar

[JohannMint]

I did not dodge the question. It was a question that you and the other blowhards did not like. That does not mean I dodged it. Just saying whatever you guys would like me to say would not be much of a debate now, would it? ;-)

[JohannMint]

I just did.

[JohannMint]

It does not relate to those who disagree with me.

[JohannMint]

Is that always your strategy? That's very poor...

[bodryn]

I see McCarthyism is alive and well. Too bad for this country.

[JohannMint]

well if you expected 500 characters to be enough space, then you obviously do not know what fascism is. That doesn't surprise me though, as you have shown many times in the past that you have got a very simple mind.

[pwf2412]

yeah because everyone knows that you can only make one post. If you can't do a simple word definition in 500 characters or less than you really are an idiot.

[JohannMint]

No, it just means that the world is slightly too complicated for simple-minded buffoons like yourself to understand everything about it. If you can't define something in 500 words you're an idiot? Care to explain Marxism in 500 words? Husserl's phenomenology? The American constitution with all its ammendments? The cause of the singularity at the heart of a black hole? In just 500 words?

[JohannMint]

let alone 500 characters?

[pwf2412]

no, you are just incapable of an honest answer. He did not ask for a disertation on Fascism and its effect on 21st century America. He asked what fascism was and you couldn't give an honest answer.

You are truely pathetic.

[JohannMint]

He did not ask me what fascism was. Please try to read these posts more carefully.

[pwf2412]

marx-ism:

the system of economic and political thought developed by Karl Marx, along with Friedrich Engels, esp. the doctrine that the state throughout history has been a device for the exploitation of the masses by a dominant class, that class struggle has been the main agency of historical change, and that the capitalist system, containing from the first the seeds of its own decay, will inevitably, after the period of the dictatorship of the proletariat, ....

[pwf2412]

be superseded by a socialist order and a classless society.

wow, 521 characters I had to post it in two whole posts.

you're right, it just cant be done.

Idiot

[pwf2412]

American Constitution:the Constitution of the United States represents the supreme law of the United States of America and is the oldest comprehensive written constitution still in force and has served as a model for a number of constitutions around the world. its basic provisions were so soundly conceived that, with only 27 amendments, it now serves the needs of more than 260 million Americans

[RUACHMAN]

HEY, pfw2412:

300 MILLION, not 260 million! UHHH,.....OH you weren't referring to the 40 million ILLEGALS?

SORRY!

[pwf2412]

Phenomenology:

Phenomenology is the study of structures of consciousness as experienced from the first-person point of view. The central structure of an experience is its intentionality, its being directed toward something, as it is an experience of or about some object.

Phenomenology is commonly understood in either of two ways: as a disciplinary field in philosophy, or as a movement in the history of philosophy.

wow your right, it just cant be done. (sarcasm) in case you were to dense

[JohannMint]

1.) You obviously do not know what you are writing about. You completely left out Husserl. Just excerpting a few sentences from an online encyclopedia does not really cut it as an explanation or definition. Same goes for your American Constitution and Marxism copies.

2.) The fact that you just copy things and post them here shows that you do not know what you are talking about.

3.) Calling someone an "idiot" repeatedly shows that you are very insecure about your own intellectual capacities.

[JohannMint]

And you are right to feel insecure about them.

[JohannMint]

1.) There's not enough space to explain in one comment box.

2.) Someone with your brain power could not possibly comprehend a topic of such complexity.

[pwf2412]

what are you 8 years old? don't tell someone they have it wrong and then refuse to answer when they call your bluff. you just sound like a bigger idiot that you already do.

[JohannMint]

lol, look who's talking there! Learn how to use the small words, before telling me how to use the big ones.

[Downie1949]

I love this woman! Is she funny or what!! God save us from the liberal dem-o-craps of this country, she does point out how stupid they can be don't she!!!

[neoldd1]

Thank god there is canned laughter, this way I know when I'm supposed to laugh...

[TheTMA1]

If it were jokes about raping children you would know. ie David 'The Hack' Letterman.

[neoldd1]

Yeah, that was really funny how Palin spinned that one to get some more attention...

[TheTMA1]

neoldd,

Take this from some who cares for the pitiful, the poor and the very stupid - you have a very hard time discerning reality. Seek professional help.

Preferably not someone with your distorted view of the world.

[neoldd1]

Wow, that was beautifully formal, the way you executed your little speech. You forgot to reply to the content of what I said. You think that Letterman jokes about child rape and you think I have a hard time discerning reality. Come on now, don't be silly...

[TheTMA1]

Thanks.

The more advanced the mind the more need for play.

A. Einstien

Being silly is a necessity for really smart people. That is why everyone finds you and every other Lib/Commie/Dem/Pedophile boring. You have no sense of humor.

[neoldd1]

Why are you trying so hard to give the impression of an intellectual? It doesn't work. As long as you are throwing words like "commie" and "pedophile" you don't come across like a smart person. I lived the first ten years of my life in a communist country, you spoiled rich idiots have no idea what communism really is. Quoting Einstein does not make you look smart...don't try so hard...

[TheTMA1]

Hey Commie,

Don't bring your shit here.

And it is well know that dick didn't happen in commie countries. Especially education. So stop trying to be smart and be the nice little 'do what your told when your told ' commie.

[neoldd1]

Finally you are being who you really are, we are making progress! A few more exchange and you will actually be your honest self, well done! You are making the transition from Einstein to Mccarthy little by little. Well at least, you are not trying so hard to be smart anymore....you are succesfully descending to your own intellectual level.

[TheTMA1]

McCarthy was right. What you are trying to relate it to is wrong.

So you have admitted you are a commie dumb ass. Any thing else?

[neoldd1]

Ok, so you are not Einstein, you are in fact Mccarthy. I'm glad we understand each other.

[TheTMA1]

Actually Einstein would love the way I think : here are 2 things for you to consider smart Commie/Lib/Pedophile

1) Is there anything that does not exist?

2) Can 2 different objects occupy the same space at the same time?

Also you reference to McCarthy is still Commie Revisionist History.

McCarthy was dead on right on what he proposed and referenced.

You don't even know what he was arguing about.

[neoldd1]

You are getting back to Einstein again...as I said, it doesn't work.

Just stick with Mccarthy, and keep up putting labels on people - that is who you really are.

[TheTMA1]

old you had your chance ....

2 really simple Physics questions and you blow it

1 easy peasy history lesson and you blow it.

World here is another Commie/Pedophile/Dem/Lib with the only 2 things to offer the world - contradiction and accusation with out substance.

How typical.............

All you Lib/Pedophile/Commie/Dems have got to find a new seminar to attend. This repetitive rhetoric is old.

Speaking of old - old....

Next time don't bring a knife to a gun fight.

I win. You Lose.

[neoldd1]

Did you say repetitive rethoric? How many times have you used the following labels:

Lib/Pedophile/Commie/Dems

Now this really is repetitive rethoric.

First I thought you are just stupid, which is not that uncommon; but I am now convinced that you have a serious personality defect...

[TheTMA1]

So what?

[JohannMint]

Now, that was a failed attempt at comedy. Instead of lecturing and patronising her audience, the host might want to try telling a joke or two.

[TheTMA1]

Junyamiss is the life of the party once again!

Do you ever get tired of being disliked?

[JohannMint]

:-)

I thrive on the fascists' hatred.

[TheTMA1]

So? What's your point?

Is it - 'Being an ass is a virtue'?

[JOBRAIL1]

Good old Al. What an idiot. How could anybody vote for him?  Not Gore, the new idiot Al Franken.

[LordAtrocities]

tomturntx, do you also apply new OBAMA "One Big Ass Mistake America" stickers?

[mattayeaux]

Jodi? will you marry me?

[EnemyAce88]

The Chad Johnson joke was the best one today.

[TheTMA1]

Some may be wondering why I add 'Pedophile' to my Lib/Commie/Dem it is because they are trying to pass legislation to protect Pedophiles as a minority Group. They should be publicly burned but the Dem/Pedophile/Lib/Commies want them as a voting base.

In every term this is vile! So all Dem/Commie/Libs are Vile as far as I am concerned. If they are not then make some damned noise about it or quit your party.

I quit the Repub Party for far less.

[ToddonCapeCod]

Truth is like a cross to vampires, when shown to leftsits

[MoshPitZombie]

Senator Byrd was in the KKK.

but Democrats are not racist.

NOW hates Sarah Palin

but supports all Democrat women.

hahaha, dopes.

[WERTY317]

To be perfectly honest we need a two party system for check and balances. You guys need to get your chit together. Either single party alone will pull the country too far to the left or right cuz those diehards run the primaries. I was a repulbican and actually ran for the state house as a republican. Honestly I would love a stong moderate, middle of the road common sense party... but won't happpen

[TheTMA1]

Dead wrong twerpy,

No country needs your communism.

[WERTY317]

good... you just reaffimed my decission to leave that dead dick party.... and if you're are talking about the Russians use a Cap C.

[TheTMA1]

Nope ... just commies in general - that is general with out the Cap C.

[mykol13v]

...yea

and I've got some prime farmland in California central valley to sell ya all.

zonk!

[To the idiots, this is not spam, it is called a "retort" meaning a comical response to the posting, begin your laughing now.]

[andyandymax]

I'll trade it to you for this bridge I bought....

[TheTMA1]

We don't need parties we need Statesmen who understand the Constitution not interpret it - it is not written in Greek. And apply it as written.

This 'do it the way I think it should be done' should lead to only one conclusion - Firing Squad.

Nancy, BO, Harry and all the others, R, D & I, should face it if they ever voted for anything not empowered to the Fed by the Constitution. They have violated their oath.

That is Treason.

That is why this country is failing.

Let's take it back!

[Veycen]

How do you propose we do that?

[TheTMA1]

When the Vets rise up - rise up with them..

They have blood invested in this country and they will not allow communists to take control.

They have taken an oath to defend this country - not this government and the oath they have taken you can bet your life they will fulfill it.

[pwf2412]

lol, again with the I used to be a republican, but now I am a huge liberal...

really, It amazes me that you actually think people will believe that.

If you were ever a republican, you were a RINO, because no real republican goes that far left.

get a clue and a life and get the courage it takes to just admit you are a liberal

[karryf]

Well, I used to be a hard left liberal but once my eyes were opened to the REAL world I gave up that utopian bullshit dream and became a Republican. Never again in my entire life will I vote Democrat. What a bunch of clueless losers!!!!

[TheTMA1]

Hey tom......

We all know what the typical Dem/Commie/Pedophile/Lib comment is going to be:

'It was just a mistake an over site. It is the kind of misjudgement anyone can make. Dem/Pedophiles sure seem to make a lot of the same misjudgements. Oh .... I mean rip offs, payoffs, cons, scams, lies , more lies, thefts, bribes, switches, etc, etc, etc, etc, .....

Hell, they will even come into your town and murder your citizens ---any one remember Waco, Texas.

But they are shinning stars of virtue.

[pepeledog]

I always look forward to the next edition!!!!  Very good!!!

[kaziqbal]

"there is still no word about when the US will formally withdraw from Detriot"

LOL !!

and check out the article on Keith OverBite at 1:50

[bertly71]

As always, great humor and satire.

[LordAtrocities]

Great episode.  Obama, One Big Ass Mistake America. Twitter is run by a bunch of slack jawed liberal fascist morons. I hope all there private info is published.

[thomaserossi]

Twitter suspended their account because they're Liberal Fascists.

[philblunt420]

J. Crew is next to go bankrupt then be given a bailout.

[bpentium]

too big to fail?

[philblunt420]

They have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt.

[TheTMA1]

They have to keep throwing gas on the fire or it will go out.

[philblunt420]

lmao

[jhualexc]

She's tilting her head in a weird angle in this episode.

[FlyingFreak67]

Bengals suck. GO STEELERS!!!!! We own the AFC North (and the whole NFL too...)

P.S. F*** Twitter

[jjsalmiya]

Great stuff! And Obama has to go. IMPEACH OBAMA - and the rest of the Dems if we can.

[joebrueske]

Oh, I wish we could, but I don't think the Supreme Court would go for it.

[chattingcat]

Best newscast anywhere. ♥ Thanks again!!:)

[joebrueske]

Oh, I don't know.... They have some good competition with the onion.

[dirtyblondny]

the birth certificate issue would go away if Prez BO showed it to the world. Till then we have a right to suspect him. BTW what is left in Detroit to defend ???

[TheTMA1]

Axiom - As long as there is doubt the question will always remain.

WHERE"S THAT BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

[takerdust]

Twitter is a waste of time

[sakahowdah]

Wouldn't it be grand if everyone were as perfect as you..!

Sorry 'bout your obesity.

[Kwestshunmarq]

Wait... what? You only came here to talk shit about the video? Really? That's how pathetic you are? WOW! Talk about a worthless waist of life. "Hey ma... you carried me for nine months, birthed me, wiped my ass, fed me and raised me... all so I could grow up and hide behind my computer talking shit about videos!" If that's not an argument of why some women shouldn't be allowed to procreate, I don't know what is!

[Mahooak]

sounds familiar doesn't it? Democrats and 2000 comes to mind. 8 years later, srsly? But hey that's politics.

[TheTMA1]

Did Werty just pull another hit and run?

Werty - that is a cowardly tactic - use caution:

I am Bigger, faster, stronger, smarter ( the capper ) and I have common sense.

Don't try running into your house - I'll just come in after you.

You lose. :(

[WERTY317]

I never .... never lose.....

unlike your party which is seems to fight the last war with the misfits that now run your party.... ouch

[TheTMA1]

Sure you do Wert. Your Prez BO The Muslim Turd is Losing support in every state ( Ohio is now below a 48 % Approval ). Even Blacks are coming out and apologizing for voting for this Turd. If he passes everything he is trying to get through you will massively lose and if the Election was held today he would lose.

You support the turd 100 % - that make you a loser. He's a loser - your a loser. Hell, even his teleprompter knows he is a loser. that's why it committed suicide.

[Robert697]

you never lose cuz u'r too chicken to get into the race

"He who does nothing makes no mistakes."

[Robert697]

My guess is that under the feet of the robama it says, "Made in Kenya".

[shimauma42]

LOL!! I think the robot has more personality. It doesn't need a teleprompter to speak.

[emilioTOMASbarca]

lol