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  • so if he cant efford a phone.how can he efford a hooker????

  • you can be tracked, and busted.

    Use skype

  • Take your face out of the corner its annoying

  • @92MattGM i totally agree

  • what gun were you ussing?

  • @andytechnodude M16 with Red Dot Sight

  • Kyle: y do u keep calling me silly

    John: JOHN HOLMES

    Wtf

  • "What Do You Do For A Living?" "Im A Cop" *Hangs Up* LMAO

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  • niggest troller just got trolled

  • My name is Jonathan -_- hahahaha weird af

  • 5:07 The moment i missed the whole rest of video because it was so fucking hilarious XD

  • 0:56 LOL

  • LONG JOHN TROLLED YOU

  • this is she speaking

  • <3

  • Hey are you from detroit? Just asking from the hat.

  • I'm afraid to go to bed cause of John holmes

  • I'm afraid of long John

  • i found you because i searched up boobs on youtube

  • Who was John Long? :D

  • "Im a cop" hahahahAa

  • A cop =D best part

  • Ur sexy

  • So what do you do for a living? Im a cop. Click..

  • The POLITICIANS, Politicians, The Politicians. Fuck Ads.

    -Malcolm  (1996-Forever)

  • John Holmes for President

  • I watched this while eating pancakes.

  • LOL 0:57 AWWHHH HAWW HAWW HAWW HAWWWWWWWWHHH!!!

  • thumps up because you came here because the pic..

  • John Holmeeeees

  • ROFL she had a script. LMAO Long John is a stalker lls

  • i love how at 3:11 he says "doggy style" and a dog runs by

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  • no way are you really from tukwila? im from seattle

  • @afroRuben01 I live in Redmond. :D

  • wats the website they use to look at the girls?

  • @IIrangerlolzII I was wondering the same thing, but I didn't want to ask. :P

  • @IIrangerlolzII Oh yeah he said backpage.com

  • BACK PAGEE.COM!!!! YEaaa buddy lol haha

  • i miss black ops :( seriously after mw3, all i can say for blops is that hit detection was a little off and ghost, THATS ALL! just two things messed that game up so much.

  • this is my first video seeing kyle of whever and i pictured him like a gangster all hip and shit

  • LOL THIS IS SHE SPEAKING

  • do a live stream of prank calls

  • Well what about a fuckin?

  • what on earth is a mythical cock??

  • This is LONG JOHN LMAO

  • @billybobjoelicker i look up john holmes he's black ugh......

  • Love the hat bro.

  • WHATS THE SITE :D

  • Lol

  • Is it bad if I recognized my sisters voice?

  • @D1eHD yes lol

    

  • he said my name :D

  • Ha hun huh

  • i lost it at why do you sound like spawn

  • I'm a cop..... *hangs up*

  • John Holmes, Weird guy.

  • I SWEAR when she says hello its just like marvins room OH FUCK

  • @Lucky2BeSyrian omg it does

  • Long John lol

  • That was pretty awesome dudes...:-)

  • i just play the vid and go back on facebook lol

  • Lol "I'm a Cop.." -click-

    

  • Hey This Is John Holmes. I Got The Big C*ck With Purple Vans. Cant Miss Me.. John Holmes !

  • Whhhaat the fuck was that voice...

  • "I come ready-"

    "alright" *trollface*

    XD

  • hey this is Long John hahahahahahahaha

    

  • he can't afford a good cellphone but he can afford a hooker lmao,

    good logic Lmao

  • @AlphaMusicGroup1 Was this you trying to be funny?

  • This is Long John! i was crakin up

  • Have a hooker visit your neighbor lolololol

  • whats the site called????

  • Have a hooker visit your neighbor!

  • I'm pretty sure if you'd gone to university of washington to meet up with "long john" you would have been brutally aped and murdered.....just sayin. lol

  • Kyle was that dude a pimp? 

  • John holmes sounded creepy...

  • dude he be reppin detroit

  • I salut you

  • when do you team up with white boy

  • hahahahahahaaaa

  • Shoul have asked one of the girls if you can bring a friend...

  • WTF was that rapist lol

  • dumb bitches... are you law enforcement? well yes and i want to blow my cover cuz then i can't arrest you.

  • bang out

  • John Holmesssss

  • John holmes

  • Hey! Just a suggestion.... 1) You should put some Modern warfare 2 gameplay:)

    You should also get a hooker to drive for a hella long time, to a random place!

  • Are you drunk?

    im juss sayin you can do better.

  • @SpankyLikesPlanking yes i am

  • @MrTechnicalDifficult part of drake's song :)

  • @SpankyLikesPlanking f that nigga who you love so much

  • @MrTechnicalDifficult dod ur funny as hell man has sombody ever gott very very very pissed at u

  • @SpankyLikesPlanking That song blows. But good reference, haha.

  • 'for all you haters

    out there look at the dislike

    bar and your penis look

    the same

  • What about some fucking.. shakes headd

  • This is long john lol funny shit man keep it up

  • Funny as fuck

  • The no blocked calls part made me rofl.

  • Im 10 and this is still funny!

  • ask if you can use a paper bag on them :)

  • Haha you laughed like a french guy. Oh huh huuuh

  • it's porsche not porschere :L

  • @TheViperFletch911 he fucked her name up on purpose

  • @MrTechnicalDifficult omfg! He acctually replied but anyways I meant as-in the car like . Lots of people say it porsche then people say it lie 'porscher' . I knew he meant to fuck it up cause you were talking about whats the weird way to say it :p . Good job btw lads! :D .

  • @MrTechnicalDifficult Your hair was still wet :D (just joking around, ur fking funny lol)

  • @MrTechnicalDifficult should a 11 year ols be enjoying this as much as i am?

  • quality :D

  • JOHN HOLMEEEEEEEES

  • the john holmes part was funny hahah

  • I come prepared and well equiped that's really sexy

  • Are you in any way affiliated with law enforcement?

    ...yes you caught me

  • FUCKING LOVE U BEST VIDS EVER

  • fucking john holmes lol!!!!!!!

  • French mode engaged 0:57

  • haha hookers seem so nice

  • Are you in the law enforcement?

    ya.

    im a cop.

  • Where does he find these numbers? :O

  • @monkeyboy600 Backpage.com

  • 00:54 hahahahaha

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  • Great gameplay

  • Dude this is fucking HILARIOUS LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!

  • u r so funny legends

  • John Holmes is fucking scary 

  • OMFG!! I know someone named John Holmes and he is mentally retarded lol...he is in 7th grade but should be in 9th ahahahahahaaa

  • Lol

  • the girl always sounds the same?

  • "BLAARGHHH YOU EVER TAKEN A BIG MYTHICAL COCK IN YOUR ASS??!!" hahahaha

  • like this if your not even paying attention to the gameplay lol

  • @turkwarrior2

    I listen to this shit while doing my homework.

  • @turkwarrior2 Its really hard not to watch the gameplay too :(...im gonna try and do this :)

  • long john hahahhaha

  • @CelebrityGamer just cause im a girl doesnt mean i dont understand it..... if he wants to put the cod background on then fine its not like i hate it. cause i dont, its just i thought it would be better. my own opinion just like u have yours. ....but whatever (:

  • hah i have your shirt XD

  • that guy said he had a big cock like four or five times

  • John Holmes has the mythical cock. HAHAHA

  • Hahaha

  • mythical cock

  • @CelebrityGamer i wasnt trolling.. i love kyle hes awesome. i just thought as the hooker prank calls arent anything to do with cod.. he might as well just show a full video of them doing it.. but it was just an idea......

  • John Holmes sounded like creeper on Xbox Live

  • @MrTechnicalDifficult Do you have names for each of the characters you play? like do you have a name for the Creeper?, the Anoying Kid? etc. that would be cool.

  • Who was john Holmes !!??!!?? Fucking stalker

  • btw john is one of our clan members hes a riot, hope you had a good time

  • Kryzoid?

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO "long john"

  • LOL at the creepy fucking voice

  • BEST VIDEO EVAR

  • A F*cking love theise guys! awesome gameplay, and hookers...

  • Looking for people to reqruite for my clan NBD message me if u want too join Xbox live gamertag lilmar16

  • Could u add me as a friend on Xbox live gamertag lilmar16

  • You should try to speak like Long John in the a hooker prank call

  • Trick is that girl in the BEST HOOKER CALL EVER video getting her revenge

  • this made me laugh so hard

  • oh lol didn't read the end feel like a twat....

  • you should of given them the address of your neigbour or something then watch her knock lmao

  • Dude you have probably the most funniest call of duty videos on youtube.

  • 11 people went to get a mystical cock put up there ass

  • Woah....hookers have WEBSITES???

  • John holmes will forever haunt me

  • can i have the website link plz?

  • @knockerhead6 backpage dot com ........bitch

  • Why do you sound like spawn? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O im subbed

  • Hiiii.

  • Im Long Jhon Holmeees Dont Mess With My Name My Parents Called Me Like That. See You Tonight I'll Be In Your Bed Waiting On You ;).

  • LONG JOHN NEEDS TO BE A MEME!

  • long john XD weird cause i just met someone on minecraft whose name was biggerjohn

  • Holy shit that was scary. Long John. Wtf? In his wet dreams. ;D

  • LONGG JOHN

  • Long John meets the Creeper.

  • now im actually wondering if the jhon holmeeees wasnt trolling them...lol

  • You should correct the hookers grammar. Like when they finish sentences with prepositions you should correct them.

  • When they ask you for your address, say you next door neighbours address and video tape it ;) LMFAO

  • why did you ring seananners MUM