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  • Press 2 and watch the woman throw her eyes to heaven at the though of effort and the woman to the right start chewing

  • Keep pressing 8 over and over. Derp.

  • @imapikachuloveme I hope you know that not all christians are like that. Sadly its the smaller, more extremist group of christians like this and westboro church that make us all look like dumbasses.

  • I wish becoming a pokemon master would give me power to control him to quit being a douche.

  • i was a dark realm pokemon trainer when i was young. then i got older and i understood... i had real power at that time

  • this guys is a fucking stupid he should go die

  • Don't be mad cause you lost a Pokemon battle

  • yup cause i walk onto my street and take out my +35 magic steel sword

  • wow give me my 3:34 mins back....

  • why? Why? WHY? WHIIIIIYYYY???

  • Teh fuck is this

  • I have this on dubstep

  • D:< Teh fuck is this guy smoking?

  • im a christian, i play pokemon, its a fun entertaining game...i know ppl like this guy who have gone as far too say "it promotes evolution" but i dont think iv ever heard demons...play the games b4 u condemn them....js

  • This guy has seriously haven't played pokemon.... its not witch craft.... its legalized animal fighting

  • ナイスなコメディーショーだ。高評価。

  • well... I'm apparently a "Witchcraft master"...  not bad.

  • Mhmmm, what we do in our brains....will effect our eternity.....righttttt. Well....didn'[t he just condem all those catholic prechers to hell already then? Oh, but no, lets forget about the alter boys, and instead focus on the children playing with the colorful toys that make cute noises. You can tell he probably got the belt as a kid, and if his standers are anything to mesure by, played with a ball of yarn to occupy his time...

  • LoL THIS GUY is a dumbass

    he says a master is a person who controls people and what to do

    THIS IS WHAT THIS OLD FOOL IS DOING

    hes a godamn PREACHER!!!!! he wants you to follow his ideals

  • LOL RELIGION

  • Pokemon is fantasy. You can watch Pokemon, Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings knowing that it is fantasy. It's the tens of people who do think it's real. But I'm glad he put thought into it.

  • Damn fundamentalist christian. Pokemon doesn't teach children to befriend 'demons' . Pokemon taught me the importance of being there for your friends when things get tuff and to always treat every living thing with resect and dignity.I'm not a christian but that's not pokemons fault nor digimons, it was down to my own choice and it doesn't make me evil. I don't hurt people and respect all things (a vegetarian who wants more animalrights and always puts litter in the bin I'll have people know).

  • Everything mentioned in this video is completely insane and NOT in any way what REAL and LOVING Christians believe. Besides, all of these arguments are completely invalid now. The only mention of "Demons" and "Pokos" ever implied were by radical christians in the late 90's. Pokemon has still been popular for over ten years and Nintendo hasn't made the slightest hint for thier games to mean anything other than a stupid fun pet collection game.

  • 2:57 Why Why WHYY...... Cuz i can control spirits by playing Pokemon.

  • What kinda Pokemon have you been watching? Since when was this fucking WoW or RuneScape, Pokemon is about battling using MOVES not fucking "Psychic" Powers dumb fuck, And blowing eachother up? How did you find out about GTA before it came out? And Gangs Vs. pokemon Are you FUCKING RETARDED? Theres Christians and theres im a christian obsessed fag and can't leave it alone, everything is devil

  • LoL at Jigglypuff being "the devil"...

  • When did this stabbing over Pokemon cards take place? I never heard of something like that. Next he'll be ranting on Magic: The Gathering and Yu-Gi-Oh being occult.

  • This guy is a fucking retard. He should just shut his mouth because Pokemon is just a game for fun. What the hell does it have to do with magic. I hope this guy goes to hell for saying shit like that.

  • EADC

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  • if Shin Megami Tensei was as popular as pokemon he would have a seizure

  • well i'm not one of those christians that believes in "evil spirits" or whtever, and i dont think we are in danger of children lerning "magic", thats just silly. However i am concerned with the way it teaches evolutionist propoganda to kids. I played pokemon yellow nd enjoyed it, however i was at the age where i understood the creationist points of view as well and i could mke up my own mind. I just worry younger kids might not hve that same option

  • @peachesAndChrist I'm guessing you pressed B every time! :P

  • Omg

  • How bout you play grand theft auto rant about that not pokemon

  • he obiously has no idea of what pokemon is, seriously he has know idea what he is talking about.

  • Is it not the irresponsibility of the parents to teach their kids to distinguish between fantasy and reality, or else no cartoons, books, comics,tv or............BIBLE.

  • What an ignorant man

  • 1. he is misinformed

    2. Pokemon don't die they faint

    3. This guy has it mixed up with harry potter

    4. If I ever meet him a few seconds before I met him will be the last few seconds that he sees daylight

  • 1:21 everyday im shuffling

  • Yeah I hate people like this ( I'm a Christain).

    I had to stop playing Dragon Quest VIII ( I freaking love that game) because it had a Godess, my brothers had to get rid of all their Star Wars stuff, because they "worship" the force.

  • Pokemon rock idiot!!!

  • It cause of ass-hats like these my father banned all pokemon from my life T_T But now I'm an adult so yea in your face dad >:D

  • only ignorant american suburbs would believe this xD my Charmander is rly good, he helps me burn idiots like this and stuff

  • This wolf is leading his "children down the wrong path. It gave me one hell of a laugh lmaoooo. Im christian. I play pokemon. So i guess that means my mind is incapable of realizing the difference of fact and fantasy. this guy needs to be shut down.

  • HAHAHA XD

  • This guy needs to take a chill pill, I am obvioulsy a killer cause I play pokemon. I am proud to say I am a christain, but I can also say i play pokemon, and that doesn't affect me in any ill way.

  • this guy is making alot of sense.

  • pokemon is awsome, this guy dosnt know what he's talking about

  • Seems not all priests stay away from drugs...

  • Fuck him

  • lol this guy would shit himself if he ever saw a game like skyrim or world of warcraft

  • WHY? because i play pokemon

  • Does any one else feel dumber after having watched this I sure do

  • Nice eyebrows

  • It's a fucking game where you put animals in balls.

    HOLY CRAP, CALL THE POPE.

  • is that george bush? Ö

  • not witchcraft energy charges IDIOT

  • preacher is AN IDIOT supernatrul my jigglypuff

  • WTF

  • You stupid mother******** bitch you know what I would be the most sensitive in the world. But I'm not BECAUSE OF POKEMON

  • Is it channeling when you just yell at them what to do?

  • Where does a child get a '45?

  • Wow, the Christian church has come to this

  • If pokemon is evil then dora is the devils embodiment on earth. this guy has lost it.

  • I'm not Christin nor atheist or any religion the only thing i believe in is family and god which believing in this is awesome don't have to go to church, no one judges you because you still believe in god. I met some hardcore Christians in my life and dang how rude some can be if you make a mistake.

  • Pokemon > The Church

  • Reason #34 I am atheist.

  • Why does he get to say who goes into Heaven?

  • WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.

    

  • Laughing my balls off, wtf is this :D

  • but everyone comes out alive in pokemon... only one person comes out alive in russian roulette... ps if satan punishes the bad how does that make him the bad guy?

  • @Zezimaswifty69 I'm not sure if anyone has already responded, but Satan is the "bad guy" because he is the one who causes you to do bad things through temptation.

  • okay I'm a christian and i think this is stupid

  • @SakuraChan73 Agreed. Pokemon is FANTASY. Fantasy is not intended to be realistic. It's pure fiction. We play Pokemon, and watch Harry Potter, Star Wars, etc. for ENTERTAINMENT, or simply to experience an interesting storyline. We all know that they aren't real. It's the few people who DO believe that they're real who have issues.

    I guess this guy deserves some credit for being willing to question pop culture, but he clearly needs to gain more insight on the subject first.

  • @SakuraChan73 That preacher guy is a total jackass who doesnt understand the concept of good vs evil in fiction

  • people*

  • XD laughing so hard and those's peoplw were like yes i belive you (derp)

  • When I shoot my friends they just respawn.

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  • I'm no fan of Pokemon, but this guy has invalid reasons for calling Pokemon an evil game.

    Now, those kids who kill each other for cards. This happens for EVERY kids' card, like Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever. This guy should have never brought this topic into that church, because now the parents are going to take away an innocent fantasy game from children because this guy has the wrong idea.

  • This is why the world hates America.

  • Yea, we cant distinguish between fantasy and reality... C'mon this isnt inception >.<

  • Just Wait Until He Learns About Sabrena.>:P

  • Ignorant bible thumping rednecks

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Beware the pokemon street gangs! The devil lives inside a jigglypufff! It's funny how he takes almost everything out of context or just makes it up.

  • wtf

  • A) Pokemon doesn't involve witchcraft or spells.  B) Kids don't kill themselves or others over it. C)The game is harmless. They don't "kill" in it, they make another Pokemon FAINT. My own explanation: Pokemon is a role playing game from the company of Nintendo (whom have never published a game above T rating) about a 10 year old boy/girl training to become a Pokemon master. They travel around the world searching for Po

  • Hey dude, fuck you.

    YOU HAVE A VAGINA! YOU HAVE A VAGINA! NICE HAIR GEL, YOU HOMO!

    - CM Punk

  • Let's harness the power of Magikarp!

  • Hey! I can say safely that everyone that I stabbed for pokemon cards has survived! >:/

  • 1:42 *shows picture of Jigglypuff* "Your children need to know, there's a devil and he hates them and he wants to ruin thier life."

    O_O Jigglypuff is the devil!!

  • I like how he says kids have stabbed each other for cards and people have committed genocide for religion. 

  • Goddamn this guy is so stupid

  • as a Christian i cant stress the fact that this guy lies,

    " you can't be saved, some of you cant go to heaven "

    He is making a mockery out of Jesus sacrifice.

  • thumbs if you made it snow. :)

  • I remember when *I* used to stab kids for pokemon cards...

  • ignorants!! X)

    hehehe Xp

  • I really hope that this is a parody..

  • Wow this is gay this guy thinks too holy man he kinda knows its a game im play it right now and kickin satans ass

  • i love pokemon this guy is only talking about negative this guy sucks

    they have nothing better to talk about

  • i'm playing pokemon right now, and it totally makes me want to "pump my friend full of bullets"

  • Bro, I hate Pokemon too, But I don't take my hatred too far.

  • what i thought i played pokemon when i was littel, what the hell was i playing back then

    and how can i get the pokemon game he is talking about

  • Wait. I have never killed anything in pokemon. YOU CANNOT KILL ANYTHING IN POKEMON.

  • Hahaha I'm gonna make my Charizard blast him!! Hahaha

  • shut up

    

  • i love pokemon he is so rang

  • He kinda makes sense...

    ..Oh wait, I forgot to turn on my brain.

  • Those Pokemon gangs that run our streets, guys please stay safe.

  • Why? Why? Why? Why!? LMAO, that part makes my life. :p

  • POKEMANS ARE THE DEVIL!!! trolololololol

  • Wtf is this

  • you gotta looooooooooooooooooove paranoia

    anyway nothing a few years in a psychiatric asylum can't solve.

  • forgive me for saying this, but a mass like this is more horrible to mankind then pokemon will ever be. id like to send a pikachu thunderbolt straight up his ass. TY

  • Y do think Pokemon is a game how to you no your world is not a game explain to me

  • whats going on with his hair?

  • Why you hate ?

  • Omg this is on a song lmfao

  • Pokemon is evil in a more Michael Vick sort of way than demonic. This guy's sadly misguided.

  • crazy bastard

  • Woah you just knocked out my Charizard?! YOU MOTHER FUCKER *pulls out Desert Eagle*

    Yep. Logic. Get you some.

  • what's this guy's problem with Pokemon?

  • Whehhh? Whehhhhh? Whaaaiiiiieeeehhhh? I love the way he says why.

  • u r on ckrack

  • Its not really witch craft if they use technology(a ball that shoots a laser to capture pokemon) to capture them. Hmmmm......... This guy lives in cave.

  • yep i think im going to go shoot my best friend because my snorlax just got knocked out.

    or or or ill use my witchcraft

  • It's just a fucking game... Lol.

  • Alucard I chose you. 

  • It's cool. My Pikachu will thundershock his ass!

  • looks like their scaping the bottom of the barrel to try to discredit anything that their imaginary deity would find bad.

  • He sucks.

  • omg XD is this guy serious or a fucking troll cuse this is the ultamente fucking troll speech right here XD

  • Wow. I grew up in church with a pastor for a father and I never once thought this nor did my parents. Heaven forbid that I play call of duty and not have any desire to shoot some one. I must already be corrupted.

  • What the hell. My gob that just bully shit

  • me

    

  • uh through pokemon yeah right

  • This has to be anywhere after 1998. Why the fuck does it look like it was shit in the 80s?

  • "They're so into this make believe world, they cant distinguish between fantasy and reason"

    Pot???

    Kettle???

    Black???

  • 1:23 I love the chick nodding like any of this makes sense. lol.

  • PPPRRAAYYYSSSEEEE THAT LAAAWWWDDD JAAAYYYSSSUUUSSSSS.

    Oh wait. Pokemon is better.

  • hence why religion is fucking stupid

  • O.O.... everything in life is real? EVERYTHING!? NOWAI!?

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  • Entering the world of witchcraft and how to cast spells?! Obviously he hasn't watched it. Pokemon only use their powers in the wild and when they are commanded. There's no spells involved. This guy is so retarted...

  • @ZaDrlovah They are saying elemental powers are magic

  • He reminds me of Sheldon Copper when he says "Why" :P

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  • *Troll face*

  • @buizelrulez01 I dont get it Buizel...do you mean this guy?

  • @MegaSuperdude2 haha, its to how rediculous this guy is XD

  • 1:18 entering the world of witchcraft and how to cast spells. Is he retarded?

  • but I love being a spirit master

  • 1:20 *nod* *nod* *nod* *nod* *nod* *nod* *nod*

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........­... That is all......

  • @CreepinTooMuch

    True Story

    Also jiggly = devil

  • you have to be pretty stupid to think that jigglypuff will posses you in your sleep and make you wipe out humanity or something

  • Wow, does he really have nothing else to talk about? Like aren't there more important problems going on? Flag pins, stem cells or god forbid gay marriage? He really belongs in the loony bin. There could even be a game show where it would to see how long somebody could watch him without laughing. He should be a star stand-up comedian really.

  • @MrPugasus How the fuck are stem cells a problem?

  • @oBLACKIECHANoo They aren't... I was being sarcastic and condescending...

  • @MrPugasus what u have with gay marriage? if they want to get married let them get married.now this guy just made himself look like an retarded because of this video.God bless people who aren't idiot enough to belive this guy

  • @Tykysor9614 I'm all for it actually. I was just saying this guy is really taking absurdity to a higher level than ever before.

  • POkemon is fantasy really pokemon is as real as god.

  • some one needs to make this guy watch higuashi or school days lol

  • Pokemon was sent by demons. Yep. Yep. Hes got it right folks *__*

  • JUST because of this video, I think I'm going to go out and start a gang called the "Squirtle Squad."

  • What the fuck???? Pokemon is the least violent anime show. Why is he complaining about people killing eachother over pokemon when more people kill themselves because of their k/d ratio in COD? jk :D

  • If you saw the very first episode you may remember that ash gets struck by lightning. Years from now In the last episode after the last big battle, ash will wake up a full-man(around age 23-26)and all of his adventures will be all a dream.

  • @Sunnyside186

    What?

  • lol. i literally was laughing my ass off thinking this was the funniest crap ever!! then i realized he wasn't joking...... he's seriously just a dumbass. I shall pray for your intelligence Sir.

  • Lmao. This guy is dumb. Pokemon was a big part if my childhood and kept me out of trouble.

  • The guy next to her is like.. "on shit, I hope my wife doesn't,find my red version."

  • I hope this fucker gets ass raped by Satan.

  • 1:20 I just love how that woman is nodding while thinking

    "this all makes a lot of sense..."

  • I love Pokemon...

  • "Why , Why , Whyyy" XD

  • I'm a christian, and I happen to know pokemon is a fun and harmless game. I am disappoint at how some of my people tend to blow things out of proportion.