72 virgins

[OfficialSatansAngels]

All you guys talking about @allahswagger's comment, here's where youre wrong. It's racist to bash Islam because of terrorists altering its peaceful image. How would you like it if someone said christians are heretic blasphemists or jews killed jesus? Not very happy, cuz its not true. Just like how islam isn't centered on killing in allah's name. Its a peaceful religion. Also, not only does Obama fucking suck as a president for bringing us into an economic meltdown, but he also muslim so ;)

[Th3Hamm3r]

@OfficialSatansAngelsIt might be a peaceful religion but some of its practitioners sure as hell aren't, same as with any religion. And the last time I checked, Islam was a religion not a race. Atheism FTW.

[Sw0rdhavenAdept]

@allahswagger

Fucking cunt, Obama is a great president. U retarded one track mind Islamic fuck worshipping bastards u kill children. Islam is so protective of women? Then why the fuck did Osama have 4 wives? Illiterate Dick, if u gotta problem with Obama, leave the world, cuz guess what, he owns it.

[Sw0rdhavenAdept]

@allahswaggerr

Fuck u Dick motherfucker Obama is a great president fucking rightwing Muslim

[kellyberry]

i wonbder if osama yelled OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA

[thyjesse]

@kellyberry Why would he do that? Why would you wonder that? Finally, there is no after-life.

[M4Tr1XFx]

PRESS (8) 4 TIMES (WHILE WATCHING THE VIDEO)

[TheOnePistol]

Why is it that this video can stay on Youtube, but my Family guy video with the Trololo guy gets removed for copyright?

[dnhodge]

Why does he still have the bombs on if he suicide bombed??

[sebchooo]

they probs want them to be dudes

[PornographicSoul]

yes there are electronic versions of MTG, is that a huge surprise?

[Temuldjin]

I found this clip to be really funny until I realized i had Alt tapped out of magic the gathering to watch this clip.... -.-'

[Marioiswicked]

how does one play MTG on a laptop?

[dangerdantheone]

@Marioiswicked ..mtg DUEL of the planeswalkers...for the pc

[SonnyA89]

No you idiots, Osama is in HELL.

[FreeeeS]

@SonnyA89 no he is in heaven cause he died a martyr in the name of the most magnificent and gracious ALLAH!!!

[usukker]

@FreeeeS hahahhahaha you just are stupid

[Marioiswicked]

@SonnyA89 no, he is nowhere, because he is dead.

[allahswaggerrVEVO]

@SonnyA89 Osama isn't dead bro!.....

[TheSk8circus]

@allahswaggerrVEVO yeah he is

[pmoyer50]

@allahswaggerrVEVO : He's not in Heaven, that's for sure. Neither is . . . well, never mind.

[arttu9]

i thought magic the gathering was a card game ... O_O

[ImSuchaGamer]

@arttu9 Its also on xbox and steam

[ghofspa1]

@arttu9 Seth MacFarlane isn't a nerd, so he wouldn't know. xD

[Terrystearsatlfc]

@ghofspa1 he is though. He appeared on an Episode of Star Trek because he wanted to do it so bad....

Now he´s a terribleterrible nerd ;)

[DarkShadowOblivion]

@arttu9

The online version of the Card Game.

Or Seth didn't really look into it.

[NearCry]

@arttu9 It's actually a PC game as well

[munizrfelipe]

@arttu9 Can can is a card game too, but people play it on the PC, don't they? ;)

[camerabox1]

@arttu9 check steam

[TadzikJS]

@arttu9 There is a PC multiplayer version

[PhilipApraksin]

@arttu9 nerd

[RevenantCheetosx]

Whew...I thought it would only be female virgins.

[NefariousBanana]

He got 72 virgins alright......

72 Justin Bieber clones.

[Tigertomany29]

osama pig laden is a flake!

[echo2006able]

@fatlardass2000 if it is not about right or wrong then everybody is right? OK live ur life & do whatever u want ,but remember that uno body is imortal & only when ur soul leaves ur body u would remember all the things u did in this mortal life & it would be too late to fix ur wrong doings because there is no coming back.

[Tunerdude94]

@echo2006able irrelevant.

[echo2006able]

@Tunerdude94 What is irrelevant??

[Tunerdude94]

@echo2006able your comment.

[echo2006able]

@Tunerdude94 So can u explain how my comments r not irrelevant? cant wait for ur respond

[Tunerdude94]

@echo2006able They have nothing to do with the video.

[echo2006able]

@Tunerdude94 Which one of them?

[Tunerdude94]

@echo2006able Pretty much all of them

[echo2006able]

@Tunerdude94 wow u r the sartest creature in the world. if u track my comments very carefully u would come to know that I was replying to the so called fatlardass2000.Well the video is falsley visualising life after death & I am fighting back by explaining the TRUTH of what happened after DEATH.

[Tunerdude94]

@echo2006able okay, but this video is a joke. Also how do you know what happens after death? Did you die? No one really knows what happens when you die so, your comments are still irrelevant.

[echo2006able]

@Tunerdude94 This video is an offensive joke against Islam. No I didnt die but as A Muslim we have an idea of what happens after death, which is mentioned in the HOLLY TRUTHFULL QORAN. Furthermore, my comments are stronglly related to the video because this wrongfull video claims that a suicide bomber ends up in heaven with a bunch of people who plays magic the gathering. In Islam if a suicide bomber kills inocent civilians(of course not armed civilians) he is more likely to go to hell.

[Tunerdude94]

@echo2006able I agree its offensive, I'm not muslim but I can see how it's offensive. I also agree that killing innocent civilians will most likely send someone to hell. But this video is off of the show Family Guy which is often times very offensive. In fact I dont even really like this show. So I'm sorry, you;re right this is pretty offensive.

[echo2006able]

@Tunerdude94 OK & I apologize if I was rude with you. Please forgive me.

[Tunerdude94]

@echo2006able You're fine. I was rude to you, seeing as I commented you first. So, I'm sorry.

[alinesoarescatao]

LMAO So funny! LMAO

[MegaJason423]

yeah y would osama be in heaven he should go to hell

[KxBuLLeT]

But why would Osama be in heaven?

[nikzombi]

but who screwed Osama???

[EedDeryi]

what episode is this?

[DarkSignal59]

XD never thought of it this way,well played Seth McFarlane

[Bigcrusha16]

BUAHAHAHAHAH ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wildifepro]

Is it weird that I instantly thought "magic the gathering is a card game not a pc game"?

[ponico90]

@Wildifepro There is a PC, PS3 and XBox360 game, too.

[Wildifepro]

@ponico90 Oh yeah, there are games on the consoles and PC, but it's just that it is really a card game.

[Zefurion1988]

72 virgins? No thankyou.

72 Hot sluts? Holy crap where do i sign up!?!?

[haghaghaghaag]

There is no 0:13 !

[0y3lou]

@haghaghaghaag neither 0:15

[MrAngryfart]

hahaha...i will never understand that....why would u kill ur self for 72 virgins?

for me two were enough-never again!....72 virgins=HELL!!!!!

they should change the script for more modern way of thinking-72 well oiled porn actors with big tits=HEAVEN.

[nygfan567]

18 people are suicide bombers. 

[nygfan567]

wow lokkipower......... wow..

[lokkipower]

osama isn't dead morrons...

[ms18occ]

@lokkipower Didn't you hear the news? He's been dead for a month or 2!

[NightMaReZ67]

@remotecontrol99aJJI, Allah offers us whatever we want in heaven, not just a palace and 72 virgins. If u kill a man, ull most probbably go to hell. Ur not allowed to evun hurt an ant. In paradise, u get what u want. All u have to do is believe in Allah and pray and stuff. Thers no killing in Islam, don't forget that. I hope I answered your questions..

[F1GHTERS]

the funny part is there is a new game out Magic the Gathering XD

[choma90yo]

16 people don't like Magic the Gathering

[whitelightmoon4ever]

i didn't know there are Comic Cons in heaven!

[echo2006able]

@fatlardass2000 Well wait till you die then you will find out what awaits you....then whatever what you were doing in this world shall be reflected back in your grave

[comprimiser]

that suicide bomber is at peace now i expect lol

[EnvelTheTrader]

lol at the uneducated people commenting. first off NOT ONE muslim believes in 72 virgins, its not in the quran. and two usama is in heaven not hell. lol in americans eye if ur an enemy of america u go to hell. funny over 70% americans go to hell.

[Indiaexpress]

@EnvelTheTrader lol! did u yourself went there for a visit to see osama is sipping the wine from the goden cup?lol!

[EnvelTheTrader]

@Indiaexpress the holy books tell u wholl go to heaven or hlel

[Indiaexpress]

@EnvelTheTrader so holy books tells that americans go to hell! lol!

[EnvelTheTrader]

@Indiaexpress uhm not what i meant... most americans arent religious and sin alot. that is why.

[Indiaexpress]

@EnvelTheTrader and u r super sure that god will let 'u' enter heaven! well that's the confidence and belief almost every person carries on this earth ,even osama, who was a great lover of porn films but ofcourse ' if ' islam doesnt prohibits watching porn! lol!

[EnvelTheTrader]

@Indiaexpress uhm first off it was magazines and it was in his mansion.. meaning it couldve belonged to the other 10 guys living there like the young boys but again thats just on tv. and i dont believe anything tv says

[jwidz8309]

@EnvelTheTrader you're stupid... I'm 70% sure that suicide bombing isn't in the quran either...and where do you get those mind bottling statistics???

[EnvelTheTrader]

@jwidz8309 70% is prob a low percentage. should be 80% but uhm suicide bombing has nothing to do with the quran or islam lol... thats like me saying dropping millions of bombs every decade isnt in the bible or american constitution...

[lildizz98]

OSAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Heyprinny]

Hell Yeah! Magic the Gathering for the win!

[ThePeterson21]

15 suicide bombers hated the video

[echo2006able]

to mikebrew150.....u dont know me to claim that u r living a better life than me or not. Well will find out whether God exist or not in ur last breath in this mortal life.

[destinlover88]

I wonder what Seth MacFarlane is gonna do to make fun of Osama bin Laden now that he's dead.

[ghofspa1]

@sourabhshetty Yup, congrats on repeating what was said in the comment with most thumbs up in order to get some.

[sourabhshetty]

@ghofspa1 When I had commented, it showed different top comments. I see the one you are referring to now.

YouTube does that -_-

[sourabhshetty]

@ghofspa1 Btw, what software did you use to take this scene from the episode?

[ghofspa1]

@sourabhshetty This video isn't mine.

[MultiEvgin]

well ges what...Osama is dead

[walatalalaw]

@MultiEvgin he must be a little pissed off right now...

[gio957]

he's dead now i'm sure he'll join you

[Graydondrummer]

Hope Osama brings his 21 sided dice when he gets there...

[jiciyang]

osama be chilling with bookies in heaven

[iradicate99]

i bet this is how osama feels

[angrypuffballs]

Osama is dead. Put your turbans in the air cause we did it on em. ;)

[ChryI]

Why, yes. I would like to participate in said action!

[grkmalaka12]

OSAMA HAHA

[zambimaru]

Enjoy your Nerds, Osama.

[undertakerofevil]

@zambimaru Problem is, they don't have viagra in hell

[suomitapani]

@D0wnWithTheSickn3ss ahhh so true. Id like a body as well.As well it just makes the US just as bad as his organization for triumphing over his death. Capture him and put him in jail. Thats worse to suffer than death.

[Mandell220]

@suomitapani Not even close. Osama killed 3000 innocent Americans and bragged about it.

The United States stands for freedom. Al Qaeda stands for killing the innocent and depriving people of freedom.

[777Chaosworm]

@Mandell220 or you could think like this:

Al Qaeda stands for freedom. In order to accomplish freedom against such a massive power as the United States are, violence is necessary. The United States, on the other hand, have the power to manipulate people into thinking whatever the United States does is freedom.

There is never a good side and an evil side in war. There are always two evil sides.

Also, I stand for humanity and nature. Looking for freedom at the cost of others is just selfish.

[TheDeadGunslinger]

@777Chaosworm actually there is no good OR evil in war. there is only power and those willing or not willing to fight for it. there is no such thing as a country that actually stands for freedom, otherwise there would be a country where noone was ridiculed and noone was force to do something against there will.... the worlds pretty much gone to shit ever since christians came around.

[racer98765]

Rot in hell you motherfucking cocksucking shit packing shithead asshole of a butt pirate Osama. Have fun with all the anal rapage you will be present for the rest of ETERNITY!

[originalnab]

That's exactly what happened when Osama got there, except the clouds were made of fire...

[darkstar220]

Congratulations on your well deserved death Bin laden. Hope you enjoy those 72 virgins.Better hope they don't stick the D&D dice where the sun don't shine. FUCKA! =D

[nark123123]

welcoem to hell you motherfucker woohooo!!!!

[THEAUBURNFANATIC]

Boom Osama dead

[nickincardone]

It's Osama's turn now. lol

[dougiefreshny]

Thats fuckin awesome,it would be even better if it were 72 rosie o'donnell's

[TheRealKitsune]

@dougiefreshny

lol at Rosie O'Donnell being a virgin.

[MetalFanx2000]

Hilarious! I hope that's what happened to the 9/11 bombers!

[megatown]

Sick perverted pack !

Let the children in peace. THE CHILDREN ARE HOLY !!!

There exists no compromise for the heaven when it comes to the children. Either you're on the side of the pedophile barbarian, or on the side of our children and it is 5TO[20]12 !!!

OGMIOS -biblical Spirit of Truth 24.04.11

[A2DaZMc]

@megatown umm he said qu'ran?? not hadith, two different things i think

[megatown]

@A2DaZMc

Islam is an indivisible compound of quran, hadithe, sharia. Hadithe are even more important than quran since they not only contain the allabout the bloody pedophile barbarian his life and which is the 'perfect' example to be followed by every of his 'withnesses', but are even the most important source for islamic barbaric sharia law.

YOU guy will be veeeery good adviced to wake up, since thegame is over and the clock shows 5TO[20]12 !!! Ogmios -biblical Spirit of Truth 24.04.11

[megatown]

Muhammad BRUTALLY HITS his child bride Aisha.

When sleeping with Aisha Muhammad surreptitiously left his bed and went to the graveyard at Baqi; Aisha spied and followed Muhammad; when Muhammad learned Aisha’s misdeed he hit her (beat her) on her chest that caused much pain to Aisha…4.2127

[megatown]

@GnosticReality

Aisha (Hadith sources even say she was allowed to bring her dolls [Book 008, Number 3311] to her 53 year old husbands house because being an infant she didnt have to follow the Islamic prohibition on dolls), and he had the right to sexually molest her [Bukhari 6:298]but not penetrate her until she got her first period which the Hadith sources say was between the ages of 8 and 9 years old

[megatown]

@GnosticReality

... The slaughter that began in the morning lasted all day and was continued by torchlight in the evening. After having thus impregnated the market place with the blood of seven or eight hundred victims and after having granted the order to smooth the earth over the bodies, Mohammed left the terrible drama behind in order to go to bed with Rihana which husbands and all male relatives had just been slaughtered in the massacre." The other women /children were sold into slavery.

[zeemmou2476]

no one said they would be be girls and the ones that where girls you would have to spend forever teaching them how to ...

[SrilankanBoy250]

OOOOSSSSAAAAMMMMAAAA!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!



[MrSaeedted]

LOL!

[Blktalent]

Religion kills, science kills, non believers kill, so can we all just drop it and enjoy the comedy that is family guy

[StuartGilliganGriff]

@Blktalent Religion causes good people to kill in the name of their religion. GTFO

[Blktalent]

@StuartGilliganGriff if they were really good i don't think they would kill

[StuartGilliganGriff]

@Blktalent It says in the Quran it's good to kill infidels.

[Blktalent]

@StuartGilliganGriff hahahahahahaha thats the most retarded responce to what i said, like everyone does what they read hahahaha

[StuartGilliganGriff]

@Blktalent If you follow the Quran you should. Religions fail.

[newyears912]

@Blktalent how dare you for making a generally true statement!

ill kill you in the name of peace!

[majidbox]

And Third of the world = 2.6 billion pig.

[khaosbreed]

You're all heaps intelligent, arguing over politics and religion over a cartoon. Well done. Really making a difference for your causes...

[theUKatheist]

@davidls11 imagine the 72 virgins in this clip, would you prefer them or the raisins , tough one , atleast they had laptops haha

[TomMinderson]

This is what voting Republican is like. "Tax cuts will get you 72 virgins".

[skeena42]

It is said that only nymphomaniacs can become female suicide bombers.

The idea of being with 72 male virgins would be a lot of work for most women.

Praise Be To Allah!!

[1991MRjesse]

why do funny videos have to get hijacked by political bullshit?

"OH MY GOD a suicide bomber is featured in this clip. now i must tell everyone my racist and judgmental comments about muslims and the arab world."

bloody hell...

[sushanalone]

Funny enough it is not mentioned if the virgins would be male/female, humans/goats!

[Vampresschickaroo123]

Funny as hell

Imma a virgin....but I'm a natural so I'm experienced. ;)

[1danyol1]

I don't want virgins, I want whores. They've got experience.

[ruifromportugal]

@1danyol1 Yeah, but they're secondhand...

[RayKalmNiam]

What a fail. We Muslims don't believe in "72 virgins" after death, nor do we believe in blowing ourselves up. Not written in the Qu'ran. Above that, why shout out to Osama?

We worship God, and God alone.

[LeGrandGoblin]

I think that geek should said " We plaied World of Warcraft". WoW and a sexual life is like an univers completly made in Rice. It's can't be.

[Neko3Noskire]

Actually they are playing mtg. Either through mtg online or lackey ccg engine. Hi ima virgin @LeGrandGoblin

[LeGrandGoblin]

I think that geek should said " We plaied World of Warcraft". WoW and a sexual life is like an univers completly made in Rice. It's can't be.

[gtkesh]

:D

[Shockerz1000]

11 ppl disliked it, didn't get they 72 virgins.

[Faeden]

I bet you a million bucks that when the Islamic martyrs get to paradise, they will be met by 72 virgins, 72 Nuns holding shotguns and a tub of Vaseline. But at-least God kept his promise.

[yaronoooo]

lolol

[metaldave08096]

I play MTG too

[MRdmob60]

honestly what could anyone do with 72 virgins. you cant have sex with them because yoy would go to hell lol

[TheShadesOfGrey1]

@MRdmob60 kitchen..............

[Plugmasters]

LUL. What episode is that from?

[GrimHeaper460]

He didn't expect the virgins to be hot, did he? Or female?

[slim22rj]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OSAMAAAAA

[FullDeck13]

Magic players aren't generally that nerdy. Don't get me wrong, I see em, it's just that most people I play with are pretty cool.