Also, can anyone imagine a worse fate than being locked in an inescapable room with the contestants of the apprentice after every single one of them has been secretly told they're meant to covertly take charge of the situation and come up with a solution?
I didn't really get it. 'It was real was about real people in it, doing real things except it wasn't wholly real cos the people didn't look real,... they were like computer simulations of massive arseholes... A wonderful description of the cow shit that is the Only Way is Essex. I couldn't of put better myself.
Hopefully, in five or ten years time, all the 'students' who attended the protests/rallies/riots/whatever you want to call them will look back and realise how truly gullible/stupid/pathetic they all were... Here's hoping.
@ShanksDChopper um. about 99% of the students in the protests were peaceful in ever, single, one, of the protests. and fighting to not be in a 27,000 pound debt plus interest before starting their professional lives, in order to acquire a basic right such as education.
here's hoping that when the system of classes crushes the opportunity of your kids to get a good job, you will look back and realise how stupid you were for not taking their side.
@lauracida To say that 99% of the protests were peaceful is just a fallacy. Yes, plenty of students marched peacefully enough. But they are gullible if they believed, for a second, that their protest march would make even an iota of difference to the way things actually are, particularly given the financial state the whole nation was in. When people are losing their jobs left right and centre and the goverment is bleeding debt out of it's arse you can hardly expect tax payer money to support you
@lauracida Furthermore, education is a 'basic' right, I guess. You went to school throughout your child and teen life, did you not? What about college? So yeah, you're asked to pay for your own university education, is that really so outrageous? If you've got a problem with the cost, take that up with the individual uni. Besides, if you are going to uni to study something you're truly passionate in then you'll succeed and do well enough in life to pay off your debt. Like so many other people...
@lauracida If, however, you are drawn to uni for the 'lifestyle' and you fuck up your course and end up out of pocket... Your own fault, shouldn't have gone to uni. Those students fall into the 'stupid' category. As for pathetic, don't tell me there weren't plenty of fools out there just for a laugh and an opportunity to riot. They are the 'pathetic' category.
@lauracida Finally, my own 'opportunity' to go to uni was crushed before I was born, when my parents had to put themselves into considerable debt, which they are still paying off 23 years later, simply to put a roof over the heads of their children. A much more 'basic right' if you ask me. And you don't need to go to uni just to get a good job. Many gradutates come out into the world to find there's no demand for them, so how does that one work? No, I think I 'took the right side', as you say.
YA know, it would make for a very nice reality TV shit show where you get anarchists to poke nobles with sticks. The one who manages to mutilate the nobles the least gets eliminated. The finalist gets to win the right to beat a royalty over the head with a baseball bat!
Brb, gotta go make a presentation about this and see if I can pitch it to some TV station!
@mipmipmipmipmip No I didn't get a new haircut actually, I quite like my hair just the way it is. I didn't make an effort that day - surprisingly I didn't straighten my hair to impress those at school! Did you acquire any manners in the absence of my reply?
@Vault101Reject indeed. 11's turning to be quite fucked as well. who knows maybe 2012 it all goes to hell and shit'll finally hit the fan...starting to thing maybe it wouldn't be so bad after all.
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confinedspace2006 2 weeks ago
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confinedspace2006 2 weeks ago
"Flying across the room like a feather like bull"
Thats just too funny :)
ThePatch123 2 weeks ago
"Computer simulations of massive arseholes"
lol, Barry Shitpeas is brilliant.
aaron9099 3 weeks ago 3
"bowel with a haircut"...im dying here.)))
thawey 3 weeks ago
OOP best get bob in! Hahaha
TheShakiebreaks 1 month ago
"I hate ICELAND!"
draxzers 1 month ago 2
"My first word wasn't "Mummy", it was "Mummy!"
God, when was HE born? 1985?
MrThecarebear 1 month ago
@MrThecarebear I'm sorry if I havn't got what you were meaning by that but he said "My first word wasn't 'Mummy', it was 'Money!'"
llpalm08 1 week ago
Goblin King.... eeheeheehee
Also, can anyone imagine a worse fate than being locked in an inescapable room with the contestants of the apprentice after every single one of them has been secretly told they're meant to covertly take charge of the situation and come up with a solution?
451harri 1 month ago
"computer simulation of massive assholes" i died of laughter
KoTowaty 1 month ago 4
wooohoo review of 2011 is tomorrow :D
OliveSpider 2 months ago
The final segment and ending fills me with hope and pride. It must be the music.
Kousaburo 3 months ago
Can't wait for SW2011
castratedcat 3 months ago 11
'Eyes so large she could see through time.'
Bwahahaha.
goodbyejohnnythunder 3 months ago 3
"... Or worse, turn Welsh." Haha.
jaffacakesarenice 3 months ago
Brooker does a veritable scottish accent...
TheBurtons06 3 months ago
"Computer simulations of complete arseholes"
lol, beautiful.
aaron9099 4 months ago
Barry Shitpeas reminds me of Karl Pilkington lol
JustAboutCrazy 4 months ago 6
AH HAAIT ICELAND!
chrisontheworld 4 months ago
Funnily enough I am actually watching this at 4am in a gay nightclub
loungedemon 4 months ago 2
@loungedemon Back to the wall man, back to the wall....
aaron9099 4 months ago
"The Imperial March" was a fitting theme for the UK government.
The9thAvenger 5 months ago
2011 so far hasn't been as interesting....
MaxButcher 5 months ago
@MaxButcher mmm i dont know its had its fair share of riots... actually no it has been shit hasnt it
Smitamas101 3 months ago
hahahahhaa 'the cun'
epicterror 5 months ago
The rescue of the Chilean minors was genuinely an incredible event—even Charlie's misanthropy can't diminish its glory!
leehmantylerdrew 5 months ago
@leehmantylerdrew "Chilean minors"
qwertyuiopdan1 4 months ago
I didn't really get it. 'It was real was about real people in it, doing real things except it wasn't wholly real cos the people didn't look real,... they were like computer simulations of massive arseholes... A wonderful description of the cow shit that is the Only Way is Essex. I couldn't of put better myself.
Professor6871 6 months ago
@Professor6871 I knew a girl who went on that show - I lost ALL respect for her.
SPeacock 1 month ago
@Professor6871 You know, I've been thinking of launching a boycott/rebellion thanks to Charlie Brooker and Barry Shitpeas... should I do it?
SPeacock 1 month ago
@Professor6781 By that, I mean boycott Only Way is Land of Tiffany, not Charlie/Barry.
SPeacock 1 month ago
awww cringe at aussies next top model *facepalm*
pmccallig18 6 months ago
That woman's eyes can stare into your very psyche.
Tonio31 8 months ago
this guys so awesome, im going to enjoy 2011 rap up
couchwanker 8 months ago
Hopefully, in five or ten years time, all the 'students' who attended the protests/rallies/riots/whatever you want to call them will look back and realise how truly gullible/stupid/pathetic they all were... Here's hoping.
ShanksDChopper 9 months ago
@ShanksDChopper um. about 99% of the students in the protests were peaceful in ever, single, one, of the protests. and fighting to not be in a 27,000 pound debt plus interest before starting their professional lives, in order to acquire a basic right such as education.
here's hoping that when the system of classes crushes the opportunity of your kids to get a good job, you will look back and realise how stupid you were for not taking their side.
lauracida 7 months ago
@lauracida To say that 99% of the protests were peaceful is just a fallacy. Yes, plenty of students marched peacefully enough. But they are gullible if they believed, for a second, that their protest march would make even an iota of difference to the way things actually are, particularly given the financial state the whole nation was in. When people are losing their jobs left right and centre and the goverment is bleeding debt out of it's arse you can hardly expect tax payer money to support you
ShanksDChopper 7 months ago
@lauracida Furthermore, education is a 'basic' right, I guess. You went to school throughout your child and teen life, did you not? What about college? So yeah, you're asked to pay for your own university education, is that really so outrageous? If you've got a problem with the cost, take that up with the individual uni. Besides, if you are going to uni to study something you're truly passionate in then you'll succeed and do well enough in life to pay off your debt. Like so many other people...
ShanksDChopper 7 months ago
@lauracida If, however, you are drawn to uni for the 'lifestyle' and you fuck up your course and end up out of pocket... Your own fault, shouldn't have gone to uni. Those students fall into the 'stupid' category. As for pathetic, don't tell me there weren't plenty of fools out there just for a laugh and an opportunity to riot. They are the 'pathetic' category.
ShanksDChopper 7 months ago
@lauracida Finally, my own 'opportunity' to go to uni was crushed before I was born, when my parents had to put themselves into considerable debt, which they are still paying off 23 years later, simply to put a roof over the heads of their children. A much more 'basic right' if you ask me. And you don't need to go to uni just to get a good job. Many gradutates come out into the world to find there's no demand for them, so how does that one work? No, I think I 'took the right side', as you say.
ShanksDChopper 7 months ago
anyone know who the annoying continuity announcer is @11:48? the most skin-crawlingly smug voice i've ever heard.
timothytiptoes 10 months ago
@timothytiptoes Haha i agree, what a cretin.
chronicriminal87 9 months ago
Nothing like a bit of John Williams
tberwick1 10 months ago
John Sergeant is good looking damn!
mariotaz 10 months ago
YA know, it would make for a very nice reality TV shit show where you get anarchists to poke nobles with sticks. The one who manages to mutilate the nobles the least gets eliminated. The finalist gets to win the right to beat a royalty over the head with a baseball bat!
Brb, gotta go make a presentation about this and see if I can pitch it to some TV station!
JenxRodwell 10 months ago 2
GRIT!
FCBSERIS 11 months ago
wat music is that at 00:55
filmmakerkenny 11 months ago
"All in all it was a delightfully festive end to wonderful year"
hititandquitit69 11 months ago
What's the name of the Irish christmas tune that starts playing at 7.00?
consistorialeclectic 11 months ago
@consistorialeclectic in dulci jubilo
OasisDublin 11 months ago
@consistorialeclectic jingle jangle jewelery, youtube it
jackotheripper 11 months ago
I'm the girl who "disguised herself as someone from 1983", and I get ripped for this all the time.
janayzh 1 year ago 11
@janayzh you did get a new haircut in the meantime I hope?
mipmipmipmipmip 10 months ago
@mipmipmipmipmip No I didn't get a new haircut actually, I quite like my hair just the way it is. I didn't make an effort that day - surprisingly I didn't straighten my hair to impress those at school! Did you acquire any manners in the absence of my reply?
janayzh 9 months ago
Now I'll never be able to enjoy 20th Century Boy ever again.
I hate Iceland.
451harri 1 year ago
LOL @ the Shaft theme song cover when he's talking about the Chilean mine rescue.
MacraStraba 1 year ago
a grumpy ferrero rocher hahahahahaha
nmscot 1 year ago
'Oh right yes an authentic rasclart weapon as traditionally used by the rasclart noblemen of King bumbaclart's court.'
Genius.
BodaciousWickerman 1 year ago 5
Ah hate Iceland
thenewzidane5 1 year ago
2010 was fucked. lets hope 11 is better
lordofbaraddur 1 year ago
@lordofbaraddur not likely. Look at the latest new "singers" out at the moment, the reactors in Japan, Bieber's movie..
We're all going to hell.
Vault101Reject 11 months ago
@Vault101Reject indeed. 11's turning to be quite fucked as well. who knows maybe 2012 it all goes to hell and shit'll finally hit the fan...starting to thing maybe it wouldn't be so bad after all.
lordofbaraddur 11 months ago
@Vault101Reject with biebers film, the japan disaster ,charlie sheen and reebeca black i think the mayans got their date 2 the apocalypse worong
filmmakerkenny 11 months ago
Oh whoopee, Camilla got prodded with a stick. The media made a big fuss out of it like she was Zeus or something.
EvilgidgitReturns 1 year ago
Eyes so large she can see through time
loungeok 1 year ago
Is it me or would Charlie Brooker make a good Doctor Who?
WaunGronChampion 1 year ago 7
Anybody else spot the newspaper title at 07:38 if you add the 't' from top.
artspooner 1 year ago
i want to chew on nick cleggs oesophagus
scotdawg01 1 year ago
@scotdawg01 kinky.
babuwhite2011 1 year ago
Most of those students probably have their parents pay their tuition fees.
agentk1986 1 year ago
I need to know the name of the song at 7:00, it's such an amazing fit
haloginger 1 year ago
@haloginger Ïn Dulce Jubilo, Mike Oldfield (I´m not sure of the spelling)
losarman 1 year ago
fuck! i never realised how close that fire extinguisher came to hitting people
beefdlo 1 year ago
You can see he's just about to laugh seconds before the credits!
up4sumfun067 1 year ago 81
The eyes on that woman are fucking insane.
eddyk3 1 year ago 6
It's a RASCLART WEAPON!!!
sach3 1 year ago 66