When meeting women online avoid dinner & movies on first meet up (meet up at free/low cost places like bookstores/parks/cafes), never co-sign/mix anything legal, show less interest to women to attract them, no illegal immigrants/google marriage fraud, avoid long distance relationships, no single women with kids at home/it's a package deal, avoid fat chicks that collect stuffed animals, have no attachment with women/stay single, learn to pass the check, never lend money to women.
how long you've been married,15 years you'll see,see what remeber when you said til death do us part yea later you'll realize you're actually setting a goal
See this lovely young lady sitting right here at the front row this gorgous young thing do you see her do you see her? Yeah...? Oh well xD thats a classic
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When meeting women online avoid dinner & movies on first meet up (meet up at free/low cost places like bookstores/parks/cafes), never co-sign/mix anything legal, show less interest to women to attract them, no illegal immigrants/google marriage fraud, avoid long distance relationships, no single women with kids at home/it's a package deal, avoid fat chicks that collect stuffed animals, have no attachment with women/stay single, learn to pass the check, never lend money to women.
dontgetmarried999 3 days ago
i guess the wife disliked the vid
Rolfchoppa007 6 months ago 12
how long you've been married,15 years you'll see,see what remeber when you said til death do us part yea later you'll realize you're actually setting a goal
MegaTanner24 10 months ago 2
He said he ran over a guy that parked in a handicapped zone because he couldn't see that the passanger was on crutches.
MegaTanner24 10 months ago
I love Jeff Dunham he HILARIOUS!
SlurpeeGirl1 11 months ago
I love Jeff Dunham especially when peanut (my favorite) makes fun of Jeff's name or Jefafa Done Ham.coooom lol good pee my pants moments!!!! ;-)
SlurpeeGirl1 11 months ago
*nag-n-nag-nag-nag-nag-BIIIIIIIIITCH-BITCH-BIIIIIIITCH!*
Schabziger 11 months ago 2
1:20 I ADORE how he makes himself laugh with this, it just makes their conversation seem so real!
Shadowabliss 1 year ago
See this lovely young lady sitting right here at the front row this gorgous young thing do you see her do you see her? Yeah...? Oh well xD thats a classic
kellyovmurton 1 year ago
I said a few of these things to my family. a lot of them laughed, though my cousin said (after laughing her ASS off) that I'll never b married.
WeirdAl45231 1 year ago
She's aging like milk!
luistrejito1 2 years ago 9
lol dunham is so fucken funni
bukethd1223 2 years ago
OMG...this is hysterical. I will never drink a frozen drink like a slurpee unless I think about this. Too funny!
lovinlifeintexas1 2 years ago
AWESOME DUDE!
Cakelover666 2 years ago
haha she is aging like milk! XD
Matiasporrascool 2 years ago 19
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not funny
madison10385 3 years ago
Hah, get on your menstralcycle, bitch =P
DogsonaRock 2 years ago