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  • When I want to pick up a girl I just drive by with my car door open like "HEY BITCH GET IN THE CAR!" seems to work so far.

  • she is pretty as shit!!!!!!!!!

  • @OnlyOneFatansy 3% out of many ignorant women like you would say some dumb shit like that. That's why you don't have anyone to love.

  • if I were immature and desperate, then I'd be saying, thank you thank you. But I'm well endowed. I don't need to pick up women. THEY pick me up! :-)

  • Let's go out then. lol.

  • i hate paying for women but i have to do it if i wanna get laid. that and pretend to care about anything they're saying by nodding in agreement every 10 seconds.

    but i wish girls would say or holler "hey, shorty! wassup, baby.." to me on the street. i've never heard a chick say that to a guy, at all, ever. i would not get offended at all.

  • What cats are throwing bricks at Females? That is the funniest ish I've ever heard! Lol now way!?

  • Fantasy?? bwhahahaha

  • very beautiful....both her and the advice

  • Gettin bitches is not important. Get money. Bitches want money, they don't give a fuck about you. SWALLOW that, because it's the truth. They look to males for protection and being a Providian. AGAIN, they DO NOT give a FUCK about YOU!!! They will fuck ya friends. Don't believe me, go away for a little while, you'll see. Women lack loyalty, because it is not a means they use for survival! Biggie told you, and he wasn't talking about sex. FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY!!!

  • @Moneymarkmathematics i agree about as much as a brutha can agree

  • @Moneymarkmathematics * This is how some women "TREAT YOU",not all men get this treatment.Some men are wanted by women,because they are kind,and nice,and well educated,and artistic.I have NO problems with them.This one thinks that she is gods gift to men,she is not.A big fish in a little pond.

  • @Moneymarkmathematics lol you are not lying.

  • @Moneymarkmathematics lol damn u are one jaded dude.

  • look bitch when a man try to talk to you you give off the a-tude that he already did something to you!! so what the fuck you think gone happen!! he dont know you you dont know him but you come off on him like he shit!! would you like someone to do you like that(no!!)

  • ...the funny thing I find about real cute chicks is they always gravitate towards dusty niggas while saying they want a dude to treat them right and nice. There are more dudes like that out here that are single so if they really wanted one they'd have one. The full sentence should go like this "they want a dude to treat them nice and do right by them AND look like this acting/singing/modeling nigga.." besides most often the real pretty chicks get fucked over cuz they lack in other places I.e. t

  • thats a nigga bro

  • Damn girl... what kind of dudes been chasin you? LOL

  • How to get girls..

    1) Be an "alpha male" and a leader (make decisions, be confident etc)

    2) Demonstrate higher value (you can do this through stories)

    Example, if you meet 2 people and you're told that one is a janitor and the other is an owner of a nightclub .. who will you respect more?

    Everyone wants to align themselves with high status people and you need to convey this.

    A guide I'd recommend..

    MackMethods. com

    .. it helps me figure out her "type" by asking specific questions.

  • @johnwilst87 John, my friend uses that MackMethods. com program too.

    Actually, he just recently told me about it. The dude has been pulling the hottest girls lately and wouldn't tell me what he was doing for the longest time.

    Now I see you hyping it up, I'm going to have to check it out for sure.

    I need to get laid bad so I hope it works for me too :)

  • @kenotrovta Ya John, no doubt.. that MackMethods. com program is sick!

    Been using it for 4 weeks now and already slammed 3 girls (working on the 4th right now on messenger haha)

  • @riicardo5 I dont fill these chicks head with that bs! When you do, she thinks she's better than you. I remind my chick all the time! I care about ya but dont get it twisted, you jump that line and I can grab another one, JUST LIKE I GRABBED YOU! You see the problem is women have us thinking about this game from the jump when we meet them! Eventually, the game gets old! Why get a girl like that if you have to work daily just to keep her? There are other things in life more important!

  • I just use a greeting ..... such as good morning ma'am you look nice and ut kinda goes the distance from there...

  • is this came right of a porn set?

  • OKAY ? WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU?

  • "hi how you doin, I think youre beautiful" works?????????? are u serious?????? boy did u just tell us what we were missing all along!!! how about never telling you you're beautiful so we dont make u feel validated and your ego doesnt go up?!! or how about giving you an innocent backhanded compliment to make u feel insecure? I think now we can fuck compared to "hi, youre beautiful" and never getting laid. but thanks for your advice!!! only fools will take it!!

  • dat plastic on the couch gets hot as hell in the summer

  • I was riding on a semi packed bus one day going home and i seen this black guy trying to talk to a black chick.It wasn't looking so good for him so when the bus stoped the black chick got off the bus (pretended to get off) and the black guy got off and then she jumped back in the bus and the door closed.He punched the bus door with his barehands while calling her names lol.The old people on the bus was like "its her fault for leading him on" .I was like O_O some guys really do that.

  • Dam ill fuck her on her N her moms house.....

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  • YO SHORTY

  • well its quite easy to pick up black women, all u have to do is be tatted have money and make bad decisions lol

  • Damn lets fuck girl

  • and take the god damn plastic off the couch lol

  • Damn you been using sign language  too long, you startin to sound like a deaf mute

  • i've seen a woman get hit in the head with a bottle because she wasn't giving a guy no rhythm. It was the funniest shit to me maybe because i was about 19 or 20 at the time, but i think i'd view it in a different way now that I'm older.

  • Forget all the small talk. Can I?

  • what ever bitch,dudes are on european and asian chicks now.yall sorry ass black hoe's ARE PLAYED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Period. Sorry to be the barrer of bad news food stamps. Have a nice one.

  • Throw things at her? Pull up your pants? Calling Women "Shorty" ?!?! What in the same hell kind of trash loosers do you hang around with? If you have a problem with guys acting like that, you don't need to give advice. You need to move to a better neighborhood.

  • Yeah, that's pretty vague. Most men know that being an absolute arrogant asshole and be rude to a woman is not getting them laid. But neither will begging them and pleading them for a lay will do it either. The tried and true method probably as far as any success I ever had was being cool in the conversation showing interest, but when she offered to go back to her place, I said no originally. Most men don't think that way, and holy shit was that effective.

  • Very beautiful!! holla back

    

  • Sugar, for real, who are you talking to? Those are the behaviors of men. That's the behavior of overgrown fatherless boys.

    And if all a woman wants is what you say, I would suggest that you are really talking about overgrown fatherless girls.

  • This bitch is fyne and crazy. Tru meaning of eveything that glitter's isn't gold. Just becuz a nigga in the back, front, driving, or follow the car, doesn't mean he doesn't have one. While you are so quick to prejudge, you just let a big dick nigga or a good man pass you by. Next thing you know you're saying how there's no good men around.

    "Chew on this"

    Just becuz I talk educated in the job interview doesn't mean thats how I'm going to talk when I'm hired.

    Ya digg!

  • I hit a girl with a Honey Bun once. You sound like you get approached by young dudes.

  • I watch these videos because it's funny to read the comments ^_^. But, I must say, this advice you're giving men is pretty basic, middle school material. "Don't throw things". lolwut?

  • @wuzbornready0k Whatever makes you feel morally superior at the end of the day. I'm happy you changed your attitude, it weeds out the truly kind, noble people from the fake ones who feel they deserve something for being "nice".

  • Fuck you, who cares what you cunts want??

    This video is for Maganis only, who are willing to put up with these domineering skanks, in order to get a sloppy BJ.

  • you are pretty

  • What's wrong with the dude talking with you from the back seat?

  • I almost threw a brick through my computer screen at this person.

  • @jab7168 loooool

  • A brick?! looool wtf

  • You are tooooooo gorgeous, and I love the accent. Peace.

  • Haha thanks for the advice

  • Please tell me that is not plastic on that couch.

  • ur from NY ayeee

  • idc id totally nail that

  • this has to be the most un helpful vid every and only hood ass niggas do that and you aint got no man so shutup geez

  • Is that plastic on her couch in the year 2008? Rollin!

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  • MAN....watch my video "How to approach a woman" ...not tryin to take views away from her but honestly...mine is informational and entertaining at the same time...TRUST ME!!!!!

  • IM A 16 YEAR OLD MAN AND WATCHIN MY OLDER FRIENDS GET REJECTED BY WOMEN IS FUNNY(THEY HAVE NO GAME)

    CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL

  • Beat her over the head with a spiked bat and drag her back to your cave

  • @CeazeThaBeast hahaha lol

  • @CeazeThaBeast Thank you, this is how men dealt with women in the ancient world, we didn't come with "game." Hell most people don't even know where the term "best man" came from. It came from the celtic age during the dark ages when a man would take his best friend(best man) and go into another village and literally took a woman of his liking while his bet man(bodyguard) fought off the family of the woman. Those days will come to america when martial law breaks out, sooner rather than later.

  • thats kinda sexy speach impediment

  • Well black men are known for acting like animals.I'm a black woman and I've noticed this.It's best not to date them.We're both attractive women and I'm being honest.You can do better. :)

  • You is not all that!

  • Man every girl is different. Just have to break her down.

  • this dumb nigga will always be single

  • No throwing bricks? No following women in my van?

    Uggh no wonder I'm not getting the ladies :(

  • Man fuck what this bitch is saying, although i dont stalk bitches, everything else she said still works on these bitches. But i dont do the stalking tho, thats a no-go

  • I tried what you said and it worked 100% . Every girl I don't throw stuff at likees me a whole lot . Thanks. Hey shorty what's yo numba

  • yOUR VOICE IS DEEP. DID YOU CHANGE YOUR SEX?

  • Hey look its Beyonce.

  • @2pacisthebest1 shes better than beyonce

  • everybody is an expert.... garbage

  • 1. Mute the girl talking above.

    2. Ask the chick out you like.

    3. If she says Yes So What! if she says NO So what!

    4. But whatever you do don't bend over backwards for these hoes...Amen& God Bless..

  • can i throw a fit?

  • How to pick up women......Have money, a Nice car, and a bedroom to take them home to that same night.

  • I love you 

  • did anyone notice that mutt at 1:36 lol

  • Do's and dont's about pickn up a man like me: got to have allot of money bitch, as easy as that.

  • moving on.

  • i only watched this coz youre cute ..

  • Were do you live? I always thought you give them a nice smile, crack a little joke and if they have a brain engage them in a conversation. I guess that's why I've been single for years.

  • @blthetube1 lol.. women are strange creatures my friend. But seriously if you live in a smaller town it is more difficult to find a woman compared to living in a larger city. I found if your open your prefferences it dramatically increases your success rate with women.

  • It's the good looking guys that are the true controllers of pussy! this is the reality on this planet. If it wasn't for the egyptian queen Cleopatra inventing seduction I think all women on the face of the earth would be lost and just at home slaving away for man no matter how beautiful the woman. This is how the ROMANS managed their ladies.LOL

  • Hahahahah...it's too simple! Just look good and you get all the women.shure you might have to say a few things,but hey that's the reality of it. all women want to be with a good looking dude.If a guy is looking good well then he is in control and the girl is sucking up LOL

  • :58 i throw monkey poo at her when she walks away.. WHO THROWS STUFF

  • Keep in mind that what a woman says that she wants and what she's actually attacted to are different things

  • @PADon69

    Truer words were never typed. You pounded that nail all the way in with one swoop of the keyboard.

  • @phuckoffanddie thanks for your feedback

  • @PADon69 This is EXTREMELY true and any guy who doesn't believe this is a fool and likely a virgin.

  • TY FOR THE DAVICE LAHQEESHA *gives watermelon

  • Lmfaol really! throw shit hahaha!

  • hahahahhaha goodness folks actually throw stuff? over a woman saying no?

  • She lookin good as hell in this vid though

  • I've given this suggestion to lots of brothers. You're so right... but I differ with just keeping it moving when she ignores... try one or two more times...

    try a joke... but definitely talk with respect. I like your whole suggestion and dudes.... TRUST ME IT WORKS AND I"M NOT TRYING TO HOOK UP.. I GOT A GIRL by following these guidelines

  • somebody like me would not be offended if a girl turns me down why because i am one that is always focusing on improving my self asteem

  • some guys are...the worst.....rude mean obnoxious...just not fun...

  • "How to pick up women" are you forreal?! I mean you're beautiful and all but I think your advise is totally wrong. Let me just put it like this to you, you could literally fall for a bum - Ever heard the saying "Luv is blind"

  • men who brag about cock @comment below the type that can't even get it up during the holidays not that you should cause life isn't all about what's in between your legs duh

  • I would physically disembody a nicca if he tried to hit me or throw something at me smh

  • i'd hella throw shit at females, one time i threw a cup of beer at a woman before

  • Just the don'ts matter. Don't care about her. Don't ask her how her day was. Don't treat her like a human being, but only as someone to have sex with. Don't give her money. Don't spend money on her. Don't do nice things or tasks for her. Don't be willing to talk to her about her problems. Don't be willing to drive her around when she needs it. Don't be nice to her at all. Don't show interest in her, she will constantly crave attention. You will be successful with women.
  • @QuirkyGengar it's funny because it's true....

  • @DesertEagle175 Sad isn't it?

  • @QuirkyGengar I love your list. As crazy as it sounds, it works.

  • cock like a baby's?

  • I don't pick up women. Women pick me up cos I'm a successful, handsome young man with a cock like a baby's are squeezing an apple. Happy days. That's all.

  • Why do I got a feeling she doesn't have a man?

  • huh what did you say what was this video about again? i only liked the video cuz she fine

  • @alphathewolf hahahahahhahahahhahahah lmao

  • @alphathewolf lmao i was gonna post the same thing until i seen you did it first

  • These hoes, they aint about shit. Believe me you fuck 1 you fucked em all.

  • wait this sounds like what not to do when you get dissed... lol SMDH

  • be true to yourself this is another trick why the fuck would you listen to a bitch on how to pick up a bitch she aint martin luther king and if a nigga is that mad enough to throw a brick at a bitch obviously you got a ten foot pole you need to take outta your ass real niggas see through the bullshit anyways it's clear who you don't fuc with but putting all these standarts up like one womans opinion matter she got a stank attitude and no emotional control ima fuck her and leave point bank period

  • PAUSE THE VID PEOPLE. NEVER TAKE ADVICE ON HOW TO ATTRACT THE PREY FROM THE PREY SMFH LMAOROTFL

  • I'd be like.

    H-hi.. I.. I am.. *clears throat*.. Oh god... I am sorry.. I am uhh.. *sniffles*

    Works every time.

  • Man this girl has a lot of extensions.

  • @nagone11 Yes damn shame lol

  • exatly, i will do what you said dont do...thank you for the adavice

  • can't get*

  • ah damn hoes always tell me to f off.. I think thats coz I listen to ppl like you and am too nice to them

  • Woo some men can't STAND when a woman has standards huh? Oh well, hit dogs will holler. Keep fucking with the low self esteem bitches who let you approach them any kind of way. Don't listen to her. What you're doing is obviously working for you. No really, keep up the shitty work.

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  • @lecifbaby, by ratcheting up your standards to insanely high levels - demanding that your man look like a supermodel, have an 11 inch dick, have at least 100 million in the bank account, be funny and charming constantly, be free of any personality flaws, and otherwise be a god rather than a man - you only attract sociopaths who give the illusion of having these qualities, since no man on Earth could ever measure up to your standards.

  • @lecifbaby, besides which, most women want the qualities I listed in my first comment - the 11 inch dick, the 100 million dollar bank account, the supermodel body - in combination with sociopathic qualities like arrogance, violence, unpredictability, stupidity and the incapacity for love, guilt or remorse. You can insult women who want good men by calling them "low self-esteem bitches", but these women have a heart and a conscience, something most modern women lack.

  • @KhagarBalugrak What the fuck are you talking about? Did you even watch the video? That's what I'm responding too. It's not to much to ask to not approach me like a thug. It's not too much to ask not to give off creepy stalker vibes.

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  • @KhagarBalugrak And NO most women DON'T require those things. That's just some shit men who can't the women they want tell themselves to heal their bruised ego. "Oh they must have impossibly high standards." NO! Be real with yourself. Most women would be perfectly okay with someone who's handsome and in decent shape, 5.5-8 inch dick (I can assure you 11 inch dick does not feel good), 20k+ in the bank and earning 60K+/yr, a great sense of humor, and limited personality flaws.

  • @lecifbaby, considering the average length is 5.5", and that the average person makes 20,000 a year, and that the average guy's sense of humor is...well...average, even the standards you listed are pretty damn high. If 75% of men make under 40,000 a year, that would mean that 75% of men are totally fucked if all women thought like you do.

    Let me ask you this: for all your demands, what do you women have to offer us?

  • @KhagarBalugrak Blah blah blah! Who cares if you've been unable to attract the kind of woman who can offer these things. You women? We aren't the same you fool! You need to get out more and ffs, instead of crying about how women need to settle for average how about you just strive to be above average? This is getting ridiculous.

  • @lecifbaby, you obviously didn't even read m