Silly Juice (Game Trailer)

[hellomoto75]

weaboo garbage

[Periculo8910]

I think I need to go to the hospital.

[dapithapon]

i like the bitch on 0:47, with her tiny white panty with opened robe

[hazer2011]

what the...?

[Kyvach]

I don't get this.. and I am sure I don't want to.

Now ... why did I even watch this O_O

[HeavyVideoz]

Eh... Japan...

[ninedeathsend]

GULP ME UP BABY!!!

[Tiamat4]

lemon in her butt crack

[Jughead251]

what this a game promo?

[mrdanial209]

thumbs up if you came here because of the pic

[sarcasticboredkid]

i want the drugs that are in that soda HAHAHAHA lol

[XeroVector]

play that game in the jap expo.. that game is so bloody .. dont understand shit .. and u got kind of babes for each fatish XD.. i play it .. because it was so brutal.. mechanic is simple but boss are damn though.. is alsways sam .. slay all enemies door open or walk to next checkp. and repeat again .. dont get the point but it seems to be popular for no reason.. no wait .. oh yes i forgot u got boobs XD

[PSspecialist]

I entered this video because of what I saw on the thumbnail.

[AmericanJimmy94]

@PSspecialist yeah me too

[jonathonred12]

MUST KNOW NAME OF GAME!!!!!

[somethingnotdone]

@jonathonred12 onechanbara bikini samurai squad its for 360 its only fun if yourrealy realy high or need it jackoff to when your nets down and you just cant get off to playboy lol

[zikazivac94]

what is this i dont even

[TheLamelyNamed]

Radiation, it can rot your brain. Having two dozens reactors all over your nation can do that to you.

Japan oh japan.

[THEREALDEALDUDE1]

wait is the a game? am confused if it is what is it called?

[ColeVecsion]

@THEREALDEALDUDE1 i believe it's out in the US on Wii in fact

[wallhackergotdammit]

Okey.....

[OmgFtWoW]

i sure as hell want that juice...

especially if it comes with 1 of the girls :)

[omidog06]

@OmgFtWoW why not all?

[itsdida123]

had to be chines

[LittleDevilSings]

Is this for real?

[MajorDudesome]

I saw the picture with the girl and the title and had to click... I'm dissapointed.

[Mrtitanky]

Way to go Xbox! -.-' this is WHY I have a PS3 :D

[accountnumuno]

console games...

[KeusFrench]

this game looks gay

[Dantethedemon16]

i would get it if it was for ps3.

[killerscigars]

WTF WAS THAT!!!!! i mean i thought that was a game trailer not some juice porno! OMG! WEIRDEST SHIT EVER! When did family games go erotic????

[OmgFtWoW]

@killerscigars who said it was a family game?

[killerscigars]

@OmgFtWoW true. however here is a question. Who said it wasn't?

[OmgFtWoW]

@killerscigars obviously if you look at the commercial the creators didnt intend for it to be a family game.

[killerscigars]

@OmgFtWoW Well its not like they blatently said "not a family game" for all I know in japan this could be their daily stuff... Idk.. It just looks weird. Besides... Its advertising juice... Who wants to drink that juice now? I sure don't... What about you?

[OmgFtWoW]

@killerscigars i'd drink the shit out of it if i was living in japan

[killerscigars]

@OmgFtWoW im sure anyone and everyone would. lol. but lol it is a pretty wierd question.

[CropCirclePictures]

So gay

[Haseo7329]

@cptOMFG

You are so right lol.

[boblester122]

wtf game lol

[Locdogx86x]

i love that game

[happybond655]

this is a movie u can watch for all who want the game

[makakofalvi]

and like every perverted game, it's for xbox and...wii.....lol (they don't know how to use a pc what the hell?)

[DoomExtreme1]

This. Ad. Was. AWESOME! My head... Blown.

[darrinstampe]

WHAT THE FUCK

[YukitoOnline]

lol it's "Onechanbara"....(Zombie Slasher game)

[Shdow1]

o.O

[brucenatelee]

HOT... FUCKING... DAMMIT!!! Now Youtube is doing Japanese commercials? And it was a minute and a half long! Where's the fucking video?

Jokes aside, they should remake this and make it play like Red Steel 2.

[kennedy072]

@SydneySilly101 no its scary in so many lvls

[sephiroth21347]

ok well....i want both silly juice and that game( bikini saamurai squad :D giggity

[TheTheTaurenman]

grrrr

[TheTheTaurenman]

grrrr

[BlightCrusader]

Thats...thats...exactly what japan would make both the game and commercial -_-;

[DavidAnthonyRuiz]

Giggity Giggity

[XLRO8]

im typing this with 1 hand!

[takatoekoe]

@XLRO8

hahahhahahaha xd

[Lightboxes]

Holy S**t... 0:57 is awesome!

[gangbully]

the chicks in this are smoking hot

[neinar1996]

0:28 make me wanna buy it :3

[uhuya]

0:47 bitch just got raped by a lemon

[TTTTeccktonik]

0:46

[Hershey2553]

i jizzed in my pants

[neonWHALE002]

japanese commercials are so intense that they give me nightmares

[Hyperbladex7]

0:29 im scared D': q.q...

[Cheesemast3r413]

my brain are fuck

[TheFree33333]

Hoorahh for cheesy Japanese advert!

[xIegionx]

It's not even a real commercial for juice nor is it a game. Nor are the japanese audience reactions real. They're all fake to try and make japanese look weird, which they don't need to since this type of stuff is common

[xjxm]

@xIegionx Onechanbara is an actual game (released in the states, too). I believe this commercial is a joke by Machinima. Also, as a parody, I don't believe this sort of commercial is oh-so-common in mainstream Japanese culture. Not that I'd know about Japanese advertising but I think most are only knowledgeable of the exceptional sort that make it across the Pacific.

Let's not base a culture on a slice of its most hyped up nonsense.

[xIegionx]

@xjxm Actually becase it's a parody it's an attempt to tease their common mainstream commercials

[xjxm]

@xIegionx I understand your logic, I did not consider that train of thought. You may be right;again, I am ignorant of their norm.

Thanks for your thought-provoking reply.

[xIegionx]

@xjxm cool

[darigon1]

uh is this a commercial for a drink or a weird japanese video game

[Hrel88]

I'm so confused

[threat1024]

the mixure of two my two favorite things hot japanese girls and killing of zombies

[checkerknights2]

I don't mean to sound like a fanboy. but I think the Wii game looked better then the Xbox game and had a better soundtrack.

don't get me wrong. its just that the Xbox game looked real doctored up since it came from a PS2 port realy. though it did have main game two player and other boss monster that the Wii game didn't is it wasn't all bad

so Wii looked better and had better soundtrack. Xbox had better two player mode and end stage boss battles. I'm justr glad I got both games though XD

[ios000roman]

what games is this? >_>

[Sablicious]

Too bad the game has no multiplayer - it have been worth pirating.

Oh well... *yawns*

[supercat2621]

......theres something big in my pants...

[LuxxyLux05]

@supercat2621 ur head

[fshasdwe]

Derek ಠ_ಠ : WHUT THE FAWK.

[TheAnimefan112]

this i actually pretty normal by japanese standards.

[TheMetalreborn]

giggity

[SwK4Life]

@TheMetalreborn giggity goo

[biopollo96]

wow that was retarded.silly juice ?

[Mrpanda567]

SIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUICCCCC­EEEEEEEEE



[IIdream1]

OMGWTFBBG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[havebrainsmust]

wtf

[CrysisSB2]

wtf...

[Cyrunix]

lol @ the song playing, "sex clothes i like to wear, the men would all stop and stare" LOL

[caston116]

......I want it.

[cptOMFG]

0:28, the only reason japanese games make any money

[13lackfriday]

@cptOMFG tantalizing melons indeed...

[PoliticalSuntzu]

@cptOMFG Very ture

[Charliem1994]

@cptOMFG For pervs, yes. But for serious gamers, the story, graphics, gameplay, soundtrack and atmosphere.

[YeGraphicFilms]

@Charliem1994 I hope you were being sarcastic there....

[Charliem1994]

@YeGraphicFilms No I wasn't. Haven't you heard of ICO or NieR? Those are good examples.

[YeGraphicFilms]

@Charliem1994 What are those, If I may ask?

And hence that I meant the games with half naked pixels in them not original. story-driven RPGs.

[Charliem1994]

@YeGraphicFilms Ico and NieR are games with emotion and heart. Amazing stuff.

[digtram]

@Charliem1994 games with emotion and heart are for fags... men like blood, gore and naked hot chicks in they games ICO and NieR are for your bitchy girlfriend

[Charliem1994]

@digtram Wrong! Blood and gore are for the conservative, ignorant type. Open minded mature audiences play ICO and NieR, which I guarantee you know nothing about because NieR is pretty damn bloody!

[SergioSource]

@digtram you are entitled for your opinion

srry 4 bad eng

[TeamKitoStaff]

@cptOMFG and 0:49

[malevolenceXXXensues]

@cptOMFG demon's souls didn't had sexual references in it though and it was pretty good in my opinion

[catlitta]

@cptOMFG japanese games are the source of games. casino machines r all japanese, super mario is japanese, gran turismo is japanese... playstation is japanese, nintendo is japanese. japan made enough of money even without anime tits

[traveller89]

@catlitta japan is the shaolin of games.

[catlitta]

@traveller89 japan is the best

[bf2lover42]

@catlitta You know how Sega still gets profit? Because they are part of a company that also makes slot machines. They split the money equally trough sister companies.

So we won't get rid of rubbish Sonic games so soon.

[catlitta]

@bf2lover42 Sega and Nintendo are the parents of videogames

[bf2lover42]

@catlitta What does that have anything to do? A Japanese company made money with slot machines and that profit is used to make games destined to make more profit for Japan.

And if you still give a damn about Sega, you'd better give a slap to yourself. It will hurt less than being disappointed, trust me. Shame that the Dreamcast failed, but I moved on - unlike Sega.

[catlitta]

@bf2lover42 I give a shit about ur opinion. Japanese games and movies are awesome

[bf2lover42]

@catlitta I don't give a shit about yours, because I NEVER MENTIONED any other company besides Sega, and I am only referring to RECENT games, not old ones. Steve Jobs was considered more influential in gaming than Miyamoto by industry "professionals", so you can tell the Japanese industry is in the shit right now.

Come on. Long ago was the time of Ghost in the Shell, the original Resident Evil games, etc.

Final Fantasy XIII was made for western markets.

Japan is not "Japan" any more.

[catlitta]

@bf2lover42 Tell this shit to somebody else. I told u I give a shit about ur opinion... Japan is Japan, and Japan is amazing. They make awesome games and movies, and many other things.

And btw... "who-is-steve-jobs . com"

[bf2lover42]

@catlitta Japan is NOT Japan. Resi Evil 5? What the hell? Final Fantasy XIII? Japan is NOT Japan any more!

Face it, old-school producers are having trouble trying to go back to what the Japanese industry was.

Want to prove you are right? Name a recent, Japanese made, cyberpunk themed game/manga/anime that is at least as half as good as Ghost in the Shell.

Name a JRPG in the last 2 years that is at least as memorable as FFVII.

The Japanese developers has admitted it, it's a moot point.

[catlitta]

@bf2lover42 Its enough now. I ignore your posts now :)

[catlitta]

ah btw. Deus Ex: Human Revolution is made with the cooperation of Square Enix ;)

[bf2lover42]

@catlitta Ignore? What the hell? I WAS ONLY JUSTIFYING YOUR COMMENT. Since you are too dumb to understand, IT MEANS I WAS AGREEING WITH YOU.

But now I see you're just blind. I have a gaming magazine with a good article that explains in several pages what happened to the industry in Japan.

And Squeenix did not develop Deus Ex: HR - it was Eidos Montreal. Squeenix only published the game, like they did with some other western games. And even if they did help, it was a Western game.

[catlitta]

@bf2lover42 you are justifying yourself :)

[catlitta]

@bf2lover42 lets be friends in another life

[bf2lover42]

@catlitta But I don't have any problem with you! You just think that by stating the facts I am assaulting you. I'm not. Simply Japan is making more and more games to appeal to the Western consumer.

[catlitta]

@bf2lover42 hehe ^^

[ANNIHILATIONist]

i feel sorry for anyone who actually bought that game. Those $60 were just an excuse to ogle Asian girls in half naked clothes...then again...

*starts playing Onichambara*

[NSACLAN]

OMG. IM BUYING THIS GAME FOR ALL THOSE TITS

[Skullomaniaaaa]

Are all of these clips from Onechanbara? I knew it involved chicks in bikinis slicing up zombies but I wasn't expecting a crazy bitch wearing a bandage for underwear and girls getting dressed together... dunno why I'm surprised considering the "chicks in bikinis slicing up zombies" part.

[DarkGlenn13]

WIN!

[okamichamploo]

おもしれぇ

[flakade]

i have that game :D i lovew it

[Beinggreatfull]

@flakade is their boobs in it xD

[shutup735]

GOD DAMNED HALO REACH ADDS!!!! we all know when its coming out, EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING WORLD KNOWS!!!

[av3nger3]

@shutup735

Thank god I don't?

[llPROTOTYPE]

@shutup735 yeah but doesnt it look sick though?

[Zerud]

that was silly..... juice....

[weeagona]

I was hoping for some hentai >->

[everybodyclapurhands]

my god.... i would buy this sorly based on the comercial

[eastreddragon]

good lord, that game was hilariously bad, never buy it. borrow it if you can, but don't ever buy it.

[darkscare13]

0:30 O....M....G O.O

[robskalas]

Superior Construction!!

Gulp Me Up Baby!!

LOL!

[fartsam08]

LOL

[alBoorack]

That voice from the start ---was the god from "shadow of the colossus".

[piwister]

i just wonder what the f**k is goin under the minds of japanese peaple

[Nerdnginger]

Is it so wrong that i now have a boner?

[attackthem5]

OneChanbarra is actually an interesting premise: having to be covered in blood to enter a sort-of "rage" state to improve power.

And they included zombies and scantily-clad women, to boot.

[midgerm]

you know ill bet this kind of stuff actully happens in tokeyo

[MrsAshleyCA]

It has vitamin awesome!

[xxCyylonexx]

*buys it*

[MovieMakers100]

FAP FAP FAP FAP

[unachi]

@MovieMakers100 LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[redfoxbennaton]

This game was bad.

[robloxdude33]

silly juice tthat's silly

[someoneandme1991]

ummmm...fap?

[choclatemarshmellowz]

omfg

[ghostx325]

:[] wtf?

[PwntWafflez]

That just wrong....

[accountnumuno]

otaku juice

[reconmeee]

this video was funny as and kool as

[YuukiKaminari]

Where can I get some of this canned Silly Juice?

Looks incredible juicy ;D

[SerugioSan]

HAHAHAHAH! NICE!

[rrtt1]

my bud tells me the game sucks and the girls arn't even that good to look at while playing if you want boobs in a game get a dead or alive game :/

[PazouwhProductions]

WTF did I just watch?

[hayategumo]

I'm just staring at their sexy body only.. O_O

[GlibBluedevl64]

@hayategumo  who wasn't?

[powerrob10pk]

i rofld so hard XD

[Grasslander]

Such a Quench!!!  =)

Maybe they could email an American all the slogans and ask if they sound all right, before they put something on the market.

[TheMrsako]

they make this game look awesome but everyone says it sucks and it truly does

[Korlashclan]

@TheMrsako I've bought it, guess what? I love the game lol, its nothing like God of war 3, but so what? If its different than thats good for me, I want to play a different type of game, its pretty fun... I also watch the japanese movie base off this game and it was soo sweet. Btw I don't like liars, this game didn't sell a lot of copies so why are you say everyone?

[TheMrsako]

@Korlashclan that's right it didn't sell a lot lot of copies wonder why.

[NipingNipe]

@TheMrsako everyone? what the fuck are you talking about, i doubt you even play the damn game so I feel like I got my money worth the game is really fun, its cool i really didn't see anything wrong with it

[RoadwarriorSIXX]

haha this ad almost made up for the game XD

[Runamations]

i think i just had a seziure

[olliedabomb999]

@Runamations Are you shaking on the ground and foaming form the mouth? If so, then yes, it's a seizure

[Runamations]

@olliedabomb999 well..biologically speaking..those 2 symptoms could correspond to a number of physiological or physical ailments...the characteristic symptoms are usually lowered, little or no nueral response , erratic movements coupled with abbarent or anomylistic ( not to be confused with "anamalistic) behaviour. :D

[olliedabomb999]

@Runamations "I understood what you just said." I didn;'t

[christoph0077]

@Runamations In English please. In other words. Use simple English, not bombastic words.

[DOOMVSHALO]

if i made this i would sue the company for wrecking this trailer ;)

[reslipguy20]

whats the game Dead or Alive??? or it truly is obackenchuquwa?

[Caboose2793]

@reslipguy20 its called onechanbara

[Tyrannohamstersaurus]

Nothing says "party" like a 12 pack of Silly Juice.

[AmberAmaranth]

I need this game in my life.

[XlightninX]

well this game.... seems.....*staaaaaare*

[shadow60923]

O_O