Devastatin Dave - Zip Zap Rap (Original and Best!)

[sevendrunkenknights]

rip dave great man

[jocam32]

1-800-FRE-BASE?

[hardmous]

don't SMOKE that coke!

[nazyligger4]

thanks for getting me here /v/

[GrindStreetMusic]

I bet this was the JAM back in the days. LOL.

[dmsanct]

is there a cocaine hot line? do they handle deliveries?

[morze10]

Sucks listen to biggie and tupac

[gmrios]

@morze10 Who?



[Heruka72]

MY MAN, DD...KEEPIN' IT REELZ HOMIEZ.

[Justamethod]

Mad love for this track... Lol! I just can not believe this song is over 3 min long.

[chofer09]

Devastatin' Dave, telling what's up.

[bbarggren]

yeah right

[Virtuoso80]

I'd seen the album cover before, but I truly had no idea of the horrors that lay within...

[Nombitable]

so fucking horrible

[shawnmutant]

I had this record - we sat around and philosophized at the deepness of these lyrics

[Yebisu22]

if this is the kind of music that sober people make, I think I'ma keep on doin drugs

[cichriz]

smoke cocaine?

[loupremo]

not that bad

[AdmiralCirno]

Court ordered as fuck.

[Mesarphelous]

This image was my desktop for many years.

[MegaScabs]

omg... lisntening to this makes me want to do drugs...

[braeduin]

I think I need drugs to be able to understand this.

[jmjmjmYOYO]

what a douchebag... who wrote this... Nancy Reagan?

[beastieboy3455]

@jmjmjmYOYO dude, this song kicks ass

[egset33]

Turntable Slave....I lul'd. Fuckin Tom

[muffmaster71]

ZIP ZAP CRAP!!!

[ThirdEyeOpen123]

@muffmaster71 you just dont understand it's intellectual content.

[fourmidgets]

3:13*

[fourmidgets]

1:29 Literally pissed myself laughing.

[TheMrEMeat]

I didnt know Lil Wayne's father made records.

[pappabuljo]

Holy Jesus!!! AAARGH!!! *Throwing laptop out of window while crying*

[Jclove7]

Parfait...

[sappyhead]

ROFL@ all these comments!  Classics!

[nostanova]

What a dude!!

[gino6680]

WTF? this is horrible 

[TheBimmyandJimmy]

Remember kids, don't do drugs like crack...

just smoke weed.

[ambientandroid]

all these people are dicks and dave is the man. period.

[vids721]

This guy is the Turntable Slave? More like the Turntable Maid.

[culwin]

I am devastated.

[EpicAryanAnderson]

Getting high and driving a car got me to the moon.

-Niel Armstrong

[randomwowjunkie]

@EpicAryanAnderson and the funniest comment on youtube award goes to!...

[johnnyboy11000]

I went through my late teens (17-21ish) addicted to crack. I was disowned by my family, was in and out of jail, lost all my friends and committed some unspeakable acts, all for crack. It culminated in a suicide attempt in which I planned to throw myself from busy overpass. As luck would have it, a car crawled past just as I was about to jump, with this very song blasting from the speakers. As soon as I heard the lyrics, I immediately quit crack there and then. And went straight to school.

[Offspringfan64]

@johnnyboy11000 In all my years of youtubing, I have never read a comment as amazing as this. Spot on dude.

[YoshimitsuBloodPedal]

@johnnyboy11000 This song would've made me jump...

[BillyTheBastardChild]

@johnnyboy11000 cus on a busy overpass, you'd totally hear the lyrics over the sound of the cars...

[akiratubo]

@BillyTheBastardChild

Such is the power of Devastatin' Dave.

[EquinoxxSwe]

@johnnyboy11000

sorry to say it, but if i heard this, standing on a bridge - i would have jumped sober.

[cuckooforcocopuffs]

@johnnyboy11000 That's a joke, right?

[guitarismusic]

Zip zam wam bam this song put me in the hospital for thirty days

[snugglybear182]

Devastatin dave is my father

[OrgrimFreeman]

At my funeral, I want Devastatin' Dave to rap my eulogy.

[xsk3l3t0rx]

at least he had the decency to wear a belt. i mean cmon, when you're devastatin' like this here chap, you can't leave out minute details like a belt to hold up your fancy leather pants. excuse me, while i go light up a fat rock....

[ericblair113]

i couldnt handle this shit 

[BigLouieLittlePhilly]

kurtis blow ?

[PapaPinotte]

@BigLouieLittlePhilly

Don't you go comparing this to my man Kurtis.

Is that Human Beat Box (AKA Buff Love) at 3:12 or just a rip-off?

[BigLouieLittlePhilly]

@PapaPinotte rahzel ?

[odiamemascom]

i email him a couple times, and the last time he replied back "im tellin on yo mama" hahahahaha he is a complete douche....

[Hydromorphism]

@odiamemascom you've been emailing Devastatin' Dave?

[limbdarkening]

What year did this come out?

[cold187e]

hah

[notjackiechan]

i do lines to this song.

[anthonypeeples1138]

you know that nigga was boss back in 83

[simmyludilo]

hello sense?

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

I never wanted to try crack more in my life.

[usernameclassifeid]

Obviously this guy was clean when he decided to dress like that.

[skintrade]

reminds me of 'will smiths clean rap' on family guy

[logic8368]

ZIPPA DIPPA DAP! DONT BE SMOKIN DAT CRACK !!! YOU KNOW ITS BAD!

[scotthutson19]

Devastatin Dave had a very positive impact on my life, at a very important time I might add. I heard this song shortly after procuring a boulder of cocaine. I still smoked it all, but cleaned up quickly after the heart attack.

[frommyeyesflow]

This song is the shit when ur high

-cmb

[KingPivit]

The swap meet is legit

[TheGodParticle]

He would look like stevie wonder if he had a white stick.

[quote55]

lol, you cant smoke cocaine

[odinsragess]

@quote55 in rock form? This was the early 80s... maybe some still referred to it like that.

[quote55]

@odinsragess Maybe idk though cause cocaine has baking soda in it and crack is just pure cocaine salt basically

[odinsragess]

@quote55 "Crack is a lower purity form of free-base cocaine and contains sodium bicarbonate as impurity."

[ogierepier]

What could've been if he did do drugs

[Prosthetics100]

lol, Devastatin' Dave , The Turntable Slave

[0m]

zoom boom boom, zip goes your brain, you know it's only cuz you been smokin cocaine

this man is a scholar

[Ivannnz]

anyone know songs similary please ... 

[DrunkenBlur]

zap crotch

[Wyndstarthedruid]

@DrunkenBlur lmfao

[DrunkieCupcake]

this video just made my day.

[TruckyNiggets]

Everybody has sense, so use it golly!

[HappyGirl691]

why ZAP is in dick?!?!?!?

[BladeLemonMilk]

ZIBBA DIBBA ZABBA BO ZABBA DAB A BOOGIEE

[ChromeTruckNutz]

Devastation Dave. The Turntable Slave.

Yes. Just yes.

[Perfidion]

Sure, he's wearing shit clothes and has hilariously awful hair, but unlike rap of today, you can ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S SAYING. It's a novelty.

[tripleraven]

Devastatin Dave is better then soulja boy and lil wayne

[Saetreee]

SAY NO

[ChuckFeren]

fuck it, I'd still rather hear this than soulja fag or lil wayne anytime anyday

[licariman]

he's kinda kick a**

[JonasPlanck]

I need drugs now.

[infinitepossibility]

Better than Soljia Boy. At least this is entertaining.

[kdixon7783c]

At least this is better than some of the crap thats out now... OK no it's not.

[steinafl]

this remminds me of that south park episode where the "butt out" guys preform at theyr school and makes them start smoking. This guy could esaely take theyr place lol

[hansen6102]

He's right. Stay in school, and don't do drugs, or else you'll end up like him.

[thewindsrequiem]

Don't get high and drive a car, cause you won't go very far... ok.

[wyattdawg]

i feel like i've just looked into the eye's of God for the first time in my life.

so drugs are bad BUT if you're rich enough to have a limo driver then they're cool again???

[smrdimud]

that could change the coarse of your life!!!

[tcbp]

Epic

[EclecticStranger]

i love the stay in school bit... he's such a prime example of what happens if you leave..

[localboyrlm]

This makes me wanna take drugs so I'll forget I ever heard it.

[0scarisaiah]

Zip dip zap, a zip wit a wabbit. Zippy dipa wippa got a cocaine habit.

[frankheardable]

First time I heard this i was extremely high, I loved it, it changed nothing, but I still loved it.

[Verceti1]

i'm glad this bloke didn't totally rip off the sound and themes of the sugarhill gang only fucking horribly

[Mikey1970G]

I like how the Zip Zap Rap font looks like lines of coke.

[TheTonator]

Zip zap rap, holy crap

[kevinbrueck]

"Do you think the base is taking away from the vocals?"

[MyFatUncle]

wow that seems like he was on cocaine when he made this song and was like what could i make with zip or zoom

[MARSHOMEWORLD]

This is ALMOST as good as DD King's rap album.

Almost.

[bryanw91178]

Once the royalties from this record was spent, he changed his name to Rehab Rob

[TisallabitBarmy]

Reagan puppet...or turntable slave if he insists so....

[bedwinpark]

He looks like hes been smokin pipe

[lerainperry]

I just cried because I laughed so hard.

Turntable Slave....

[SilentNight700]

You gotta love this ...Only the late 80s/90s coulda pulled this off(lol) Imagination was everywhere and the spirit of kids was live! XD

[coatduck]

uhuh....

im a little stuned to be honist

[raydio27]

Smoking cocaine? I think he's the one on drugs!

[Mateo11]

Who the hell smokes cocaine? Aren't you supposed to snort that shit?

[dfesta]

He's talking about crack, which is made from cocaine and smoked.

*The More You Know*

[tokyodave1982]

or sheets. aluminum foil spread with a mixture of water and coke and then rolled up like a big cigar then placed over a flame and twisted while you puff. I never tried it ; )

[wildboy789789]

lol

[csrocker101]

"Zipa zipa zapa gonna spend ya whole check!!"

LOL!!!!

[Pinkgalinfca]

What just happened here? I seriously need a joint now!

[nschenk]

@Pinkgalinfca LoL!!

[williamdonner68]

Zip zip zap, his rap is crap!!

[koolkidde]

wtf no, this is the best at everything

[sranks06]

I haven't laughed this hard in about a year.

[coffinfeeder2007]

how could anyone including devastatin dave actually think this was good, i mean damn

[jimmygggg]

what are you talking about.

this shit is tight

[dfesta]

I love how this starts out as an After-School-Special kids song about not doing drugs and ends with the screams of nuclear armageddon.

[edmega332]

is this guy black? or Keith Hernandez?

[biteitoff]

F.R.E.S.H.

Fresh, Fresh, Fresh - Yo, that's FRESH!

[Tauptu]

Word

[csrocker101]

After the lack of success of this single..it is safe to say Devastatin Dave probably did some crack.

[bugwar]

Fucking hell... any one fancy a line? Need summat to get through this... Fucking hell

[seanofthedead666]

annnnd mixtape intro

[OrbGoblin]

Wow... I'm speechless

[rok1ime]

i think dave is proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that he is indeed, the one who needs to zibble dipple dap and leave them drugs alone

[wildboy789789]

hahaha

[itsDIM]

mofo'en bad-assery!

[Lorbera]

lfmao i love clean rap XD

[fiend4dnb]

god i wish I had this on vinyl, original gangster shit right here... this guy would burn krs one in a battle

[rok1ime]

i love devastatin dave's insightful look into the world of drug addiction...

."ha chickie cha like chokin on a bone, a zibble dibble dap, you better leave them drugs alone".

"dont get high and drive a car, you wont get very far."

"what im saying is really real, like at the swap meet."

jewels.....

[hilldn87]

ROFL!!! Zippa zappa wappa, you gonna spend yo whole check.

[NegroMente]

This is my call of duty screenname

[unangemessen]

oi sayeth yes to drugs.

damn, drugs drugs rule!

Alle Macht den Drogen!

[dissected133]

O.G. original gangsta.

[CorporateCockSucker]

Ha-ha, yap!

[bmi100]

the original king of rap.

[RealReelTV]

Devastatin Dave made Asher Roth

[AOKONE]

"the turntable slave" lol

[Viic88]

Hahaha! Cheeezy! :D

[ThaG0DFATHER]

i spoke Devastatin' Dave afew yrs ago lol,last i heard he was doing Dee jaying in some clubs

[bdevarooney]

When is he coming to Europe? That would be a show NOT to be missed!!

[ryanq41]

wow the intro on Guitar was not even right are you fucking joking the singer sucked and the only part that was not even that bad was the drumns and still that was not to good that was an epic fail!

[Indierocklova]

What the fuck is his talking about?

Zip zap zoom dabba dee doo Scooby doo? He really gave no effort into writing this rap.

PARTY OVER HERE, PARTY RIGHT HERE!

[ev8d8]

Devastatin' Dave is, dare I say it.... DEVASTATING!!

[RabidNozomi]

This is the best anti-drug song I have ever heard.

[XDproXD]

dude this dude is wiggity whack yo

[CharlesRaine92]

He should tour with Esham

[KurtWinger]

Devastatin' Dave > Vanilla Ice

[cthomer5000]

whip diddy whip

[jbrown1169]

This mess is wiggity whack yo.

[raynarch]

Word, dog.

[toddrocks]

ZOOM ZOOBE DOO A ZIP ZOP BOP

[woodyrulesok]

Now that's what I call advertising.

Someone rack 'em up!

[Fernoe]

it's probably the most obvious thing to say but, it's ironic that this song sounds like the person who wrote the lyrics was high on drugs when he/she wrote them.

[bladzerok]

LOOOL ZIP ZAP RAP!!

very funny

[tokando69]

"the turntable slave" HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

[elburritox]

This is fresh

[rebelbhoy1888]

knows it is safe as fuck

[Ballowall]

I miss these days. Back when rap was worth something.

[sm0k3ms]

I think its funny that this anti-drug song is the funniest shit when u r high lol

[wehat]

Everything I know about drugs I learned from Devastatin' Dave.

[CastlevaniaMoogle]

I think this made more kids take drugs than stay off of them.

[vonbylov]

It got me

[FreudsC4t]

As soon as I heard it I became an addict......to anything....just turn it off!!

[Hasbone]

way better than today's top 40