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  • The Predator + Samoan + All Black = Tana Umaga.

    That is one scary motherfucker bruh.

  • grandiosi!!!!!!

  • Somebody stole that black dudes rugby ball

  • @paddy1198 :Tana Umaga?

    He's not black.

    All-Black,yes.

  • 176 needed to change their pants after they watched this video

  • forever strong (2008) nice movie

  • this reminds me of the movie Forever Strong, when highland does the haka infront of Scotland they were like wtf? haha.

  • Leônidas and the 300 making schooll! Haka owned!

  • Only one for SA that holds his own against NZ is Percy Montgomery

  • This is THE greatest haka I have ever witnessed. And when you watch this with the Fox Sports commentators, their exhalations says it all. Capt Umaga, one of my top 3 ALL time Blacks with Jonah Lomu and Christian Cullen,

  • the other team definitely had to change their underwear after that

  • Ooh do it again! I think it's sexy! I take one of those guys back to the locker room just to calm him down..mmm that's right...I love the Haka!

  • which team ended up winning?

    

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  • fuckin tana is fuckin intense in this one....

  • I'm doing this before my chess game

  • Sick

  • shit, 00:27 best moment :DD

  • @Uanor hell yea!!! scary as a mother right there!

  • this is what the mrs does to gee up before sex

    

  • steroids tends to have this effect on people..

  • @whosh0tu steroids are related to cultural traditions?

    I think not.

  • fuck you american football!!!

  • release the fua

  • N.Z must be the only nation in the world to be able to name their national sports team the All Blacks and soccer team, the All Whites without bein critisized for being racist. NZ lead the way for race relations even having an all Maori sports teams. All hail NZ!

  • Invictus lol

  • That last guy thought: I don't wanna play, I'm too young to die!

  • Wow! I'd really like any group of guys who do this dance to "protect me". It would either confuse or scare an American criminal!

  • @exceladventures Yes because americans are the all powerful people and a person should be praised if they scare one of those Americans.

  • @Vibrantvibeman, An American Criminal is a bad person who is a thief or a killer or something else! I believe the HAKA would come in handy to keep a woman safe on the streets!!! Thanks vibrantvibeman!

  • @exceladventures Shit somehow missed the criminal part at the end my bad lol. Thought you were talking about Americans in general.

  • @exceladventures I was going to pass this up for so many reason, but its too good a comment not to reply to.... how will a Maori wardance keep you safe from a criminal who may have a weapon and is focused on killing you and where do you live that has criminals that are scared off by war dances? But please don't let me stop you learn the moves and the chant and post the results of your crime fighting on Youtube I will be among the first ones to watch.

  • Racists? the all black brand has nothing to do with racism you stupid troller. your argument would suggest that the guys in black should have silver skin. Where does that leave the All Whites soccer team? huh? Apparently the words black and white upset you, i suggest you move back to Mars alien troller, be gone

  • Funny stupid but racist all blacks why are they called that not the silver ferns cause the colour of their skin mfkrs ban the racists for life

  • im gettin scared watchin it on d internet imagine hw i wud ov felt if i waz der i wud ov shitted my trousers and run

  • hihi bin ne sau

  • najo meine brüste wachsen

  • men vs animals

  • @Song4Alex: There are only men here, only the blind see animals.

  • i think england should do the "la macarena"

  • @9tigertankrhys or morris dancing

  • lmao!

  • i just love the passion on Tana's face. he leads the best haka

  • this is exactly why man love war. this is the fucking beauty of war!

  • you know, right now, behind my computer screen i was laughing at the faces the player made...but if i was on the other team about to play them, I cannot lie, i would be SHITTING my pants...D:

  • Learning this 4 pe its fucking sick

    

  • To all them Americans playing NFL trying to come up with their so called 'haka.' Watch and learn how a real haka is done by real men!!

  • This is BADASS!!!!! I would totally shit my pants.

  • what the fuck ?

  • Tana umaga... gives me shivers just watching this.

  • they make me remember warriors from 300

  • Did they win this match after?

  • far tana umaga the man !!

  • I gotta say no matter how many of these videos of the Haka that I see, fuck, this is awesome!

  • other team "oh shit!"

  • @KerrDogga no, the boks kick ass

  • Damn, that's fucking intense and scary.

  • God I miss Tana leading the Haka...

  • What r they saying?

  • @MrCrazyboy118 Tana Umaga is instructing them what to do , but it's something like "I die , i die , i live , i live" .

    But it's a war dance that they used to do before a battle

  • @KeananJ141 kl thanks,

  • @KeananJ141 This one is Kapa O Pongo made for the Allblacks.

    Let me become one with the land. This is our land that rumbles. And it's my time! It's my moment! This defines us as the All Blacks. It's my time! It's my moment! Our dominance. Our supremacy will triumph. And will be placed on high. Silver fern! All Blacks! Silver fern! All Blacks!

    This clip is of the 2005 Tri-Nations vs South Africa in NZ. It was the first time the Allblacks had used this haka. Was n is still the best performance

  • What r they saying

  • bloody love it when they do the haka it bloody gets me fired up even if i am on the other side.

    You gotta love it thumbs up if you agree

  • tana umaga the man! all backs world champs 2011

  • Mann , this is offically the sickest thing to do before any, or most sporting events!!

  • i think this is awesome...rugby is no joke. I think any american football player would crap his pants if he was standing facing them. a real sport, take off the pads and see what it feels like to really get hit. so badass

  • @hokiesuck you underestimate the psychology of american football players. they're no wimps....i can promise you that!! its a different sport with different rules and no point in comparing them.

  • @palangikai no point at all. rugby > american football

  • they been to a black greek step sshow and got this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • love you kiwis

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  • Who actually won that match? I think I would be laughing so Hysterically at the black team during the game.....

  • So you can't have an opinion on any countries tradition. Some countries have traditions of sacrificing animals for guests, can u not say that's stupid just because its old.

    People like you are oxygen thieves & a burden to society. See in both of our countries we have a law called ''freedom of speech'' its called being free u idiot. & I never called them little, I said little in a saying genius. Ohh & I run my own business, i'd concentrate on getting a brain & stop being a burden to society.

  • SICK.

  • Fuck the Haka is bunch of bullshit. These guy's do their little dance & other team's have to watch it and your supposed to be intimidated, please. A bunch of bullshit.

  • @AFFTL its just a tradional war dance, why the fuck do u think u have the right to say its stupid. some people dont like it and some do its just something the team does before a match, its more or a show. people expect tehm to do the haka every match

  • @Wildtrexkid Umm i've got the right to say its stupid, because i've got the right of ''freedom of speech''. Yeah I gathered they do it before every match, and I think its stupid. If you get scared by a bunch of meat heads yelling rubbish & acting crazy, your pathetic.

  • @Wildtrexkid right on

  • @AFFTL for u to say its stupid is pretty racist. its a traditional Maori dance and its a tradition to New Zealand. calling it bullshit is disrespectful. ps, the guys arent little, and u saying u r means ur just an intimatidated little pussy that sits on his computer all day trolling on peoples 1000 year old traditions. for u to stay that is fucked up

  • @AFFTL  dirty rascist cunt

  • @THEREALQUANTUMGUNNER OHhh really, why. I didn't say anything racist about the people, I just said I don't like this dance. That's called an opinion, not racist towards a race. People like you need to grow a brain.

  • @AFFTL "other team's have to watch it and your supposed to be intimidated" - which shows how much you know. If you can't speak knowledgably on a subject, why speak at all? The haka is a challenge, a welcome and a mark of respect, and other teams are entitled and expected to respond to it, but it's not compulsory. NZ players being proud of their cultural heritage is something you obviously find threatening - that's pretty pitiful

  • @AFFTL It's New Zealand's way of challenging their opponents, and we are proud of our country's culture and want to keep it alive, and this is one way of doing it.

  • oh my

    i seem to have shit my pants

  • ha I am a Hot 18 Girl and I am here to have fun

  • I dont think anyone would have enough time to complete that before a real battle

  • And then the Goa'uld showed up.

  • bloody hell....i love the heat!

  • @jahloved14 i love you.

  • @xxafijrxx i love me too!!! :P

  • @jahloved14 nah, youza bitch :)

  • @xxafijrxx bak atchya :)

  • @jahloved14 NO BABE

  • @xxafijrxx NO WAY :) sorry bout it

  • thumbs up if you thInk Football is BULLSHIT..and Rugby is a REAL MANS GAME!

  • hey guys, what would you think the score would be: All black Vs Barça ;-) loooll

  • THIS IS... RUGBY!!!

  • kayy i have a question why are people hating on a culture and tradition ? like come on now have an open mind! stop being haters only haters dont have lives so grow up! if you dont like it then why did u watch it? come on now people have some common sense ! i think this haka is sick!! and its cool to see that the maori is doing that... haters get off the video and find something else to watch plain and simple quit your bitchin no one cares!

  • Every time I see this!

  • Look how scared the green team looks. The Maori want to cook these mothafuckas. I love you all Blacks!!!

  • Mean job Tana! Those locks and your intensity accompanied with Te Kapa Pangolin, simply awesome!

  • OMG DUDE ON 0:37 I SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS :O

  • @LYrIcsMaN146 Piri Weepu's Face is so scary!.

  • @LYrIcsMaN146 hahha

    

  • I wouldnt wanna be on the other team i would go hide in the changinv room

  • looks like an attempt at doing the chicken dance

  • @akasuperted I could really care less about tampons, football, helmets, even sports in general. As a bystander so to speak, the Haka just looks like a threat to the opposing team, which to me, is just bad sportsmanship and disrespect. The opposing team come off as cowardly because they just stand there and take it.Just because it's tradition, doesn't mean it's good, otherwise there would still be human sacrifices. But I have to admit, it's entertaining. Twisted, but entertaining.

  • @marylou178 it's national culture, not just tradition. Which requires an understanding of its nuances, or at the least a sense of respect.

    By mis-understanding its meaning and interpreting it through "western glasses" you're completely misreading the subtext.

  • @marylou178 You openly admit you don't care at all about sports, yet you watch a video on the Haka, one of the icons of the sport of Rugby Union, and have the audacity to claim it is "just bad sportsmanship and disrespect"?

    I don't even know where to start..

    You don't play the sport.

    You don't watch the sport.

    You don't understand competitive contact sport.

    Why did you even post? You just made an ass of yourself by blatantly flounting your complete lack of knowledge on a subject.

  • @BAR901 You responded to me.

    what does that make you?

  • @marylou178 It says absolutey nothing about me. Nice try though. Spastic.

  • Most intense haka i've seen..

  • i would find it hard not to laugh at that lol

  • @Moc870 okay. you'd be shitting your pants.

  • @VegAllDay its just an angry dance to me, its like headbangers at a rock concert.

  • FUCK THEM AUSSIES UP!!

  • @khaotix1 you wish! :D haha

  • @SammyKTA he said guy with with dreads and that was ma a and tana so we both right

  • since when was the haka a dance its a challenge

  • Do the other team have to watch the Haka? Maybe they should just ignore them and continue warming up.

  • @roby1211 Honour and respect are a big part of rugby.

  • Nonu looks really scary

  • Hi from France... We are coming.... be careful All blacks... ;)

  • @beckettissime your ranked 8th new zealand ranked 1st do the math?

  • @David2010Kenyon : So we are waiting for you in the final... Remember 1999/2007

  • can never remember the name of the guy with dreads.... anyone?

  • @FleetwoodMacUK Tana Umaga

  • @FleetwoodMacUK ma a nonu

  • Who's the number 9 of All Blacks? It's VERY sexy.

  • @Millonmilesofwater Piri Weepu

    

  • ..... HEY MACARENA

  • How can anyone dislike this?

  • I feel bad for anyone who's against them...

  • @ES183 Its a maori declaration of war, designed to destroy the will of the enemy tribe.

  • What you talking about RWC 2011 is Englands for the taking they've been playing shite conceding penalties all the time (as usual) this world cup is between NZL, RSA and Ireland maybe Wales have a good chance as well

  • @5flamvile Typical limey

  • Don't know zip about rugby, but this was pretty cool.

  • @5flamvile Yea man that's why they lost in the Quarter finals in 2007 and lost to Ireland in the pool matches eh? lol now they're gonna verse SA in the Quarter finals and have to verse the All Blacks if they even get past Bokke

  • @NBALJFan23 aus will struggle with thier lack of depth

  • Excellent performance from samoa... If thats what the defending champs SA have got???? then they should start packing their bags.

  • @5flamvile i reckon the all black's won't bottle it - the only way's if fate says that 1 day the're on-form & the foe ain't & then next day it switchs round! the all blacks r (& have been for god knows how long) in the top 3 teams & probably always will be! & b4 u hate me 4 saying it, i wish it weren't so (being an english fan), but that's how it is, NZ & OZ ruled since b4 the 70's & then RSA joined them in the mid-90s as a power, but nothern squads have faded in & out of the stats!

  • If we were about to go hand tot hand combat in a war with bayonets and knives after the bullets have gone, and the enemy preforms this I would propably shit myself. NO JOKE.

  • lol Do you want to see how far I'll go for you? nothing is too crazy

  • For some reason I can picture John Belushi doing the Haka

  • ohh the joy of playin for new ealand i wanna play for them now :)

  • Why be respectful? It is an intimidation dance, a war dance. Why then cannot another team dismiss it as part of their intimidation strategy. I think any team should be able to turn away, laugh, whatever. If the All Blacks don't like it take revenge on the pitch but don't tell people to 'respect ' the Haka. Its their choice to do it, nobody should have to pay attention, its not part of the 80 minutes of play.

  • @ritaleiaac well Italy tried that and got raped. Wales tried it and got raped. England tried it and got raped. Every team who has faced up to the haka with dignity; respecting the challenge laid down by the haka has always performed the best against the all blacks. It isn't "intimidation" its a mark of respect; "you are good enough to play us and we honour you for it". Its the people like you who try to whine about intimidation who get destroyed; pussies don't last long in rugby.

  • Nice dancing fellas

  • The Haka the New Zealanders perform is without a doubt intimidating. You could see Bryan Habana a little shaken there. Sadly what the Haka originally stood for has changed and so has the war dance itself. The slitting of the throat was never part of the original war dance. Nevertheless, I love it. I long to stand on a rugby field facing the New zealanders watching them perform it...

  • @Shamielvigland only someone who didn't understand the haka would still think that motion has anything to do with slitting throats

  • tana is a savage

  • those who dis the haka are jealous because they have no haka of their own (particularly Wallaby fans)

  • I'm from australia and i CAN truly say how jealous i am we don't have a haka or war dance.

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  • ho

  • The best declaration of war ever!

  • third world apologetic shit

  • @cirosuperiore hey guess what? Why don't you face them. Go up to them and say that, you ignorant, stupid, hate filled cunt. Third world? You'll get fucking smashed

  • @cirosuperiore see you can't say anything coward. These guys had a history and a culture before your country was even discovered.

  • The Best Haka for me !

  • Tana looks like a man possessed!

  • faaa

  • Best call to battle I've ever seen!

  • The basques are the original europeans they gave rise to white people and brought civilization everywhere..not bad eh? Dont believe me? Ask any honest scientist etc.The basques are atlanteans thats right and guess who else was an atlantean? JESUS...yup...the evil romans resented and envied the peaceful and wise atlanteans and concealed alot of history regarding who schooled who.When will those frauds be unmasked? You can help by passing this on

  • @TheBasqueLand Really? Are you insane? Atlantean? The Basques may be the oldest culture in Europe (disputed by many), but they are not from a mythical sinking island and would only be distantly related to Jesus if at all. Sort of the way I am related to Basques or Kenyans, by being a person.