I always thought Britney and I would have an affair. She would be my girlfriend, madly in love with me and we would have amazing, mind-blowing sex. And now she goes ahead and gets hitched to that weasly manager of hers. I'm disappointed.
But clearly, this corporate ' marriage ' won't last long. It will meet the same fate as Kim Kardashian's union.
And then I will finally give Britney what she's been missing her whole life - the passionate love of a desperate (and horny ) man.
@3434aaaa He isn't her 'manager', he was her tv agent or something like that. (Not anymore, once they connected romantically he left and got another job.) They've been dating for years now and she seems happy, her family loves him and nobody has dug up anything awful on him. (Which they would have if there was anything with how ruthless the media is these days :p) She is happier than she has been in years and I think they will last, atleast I hope they do. She deserves it.
MARK AS SPAM NOW!!!.a few years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room, the said"get the kis out of the house, we don't have a clown statue".the clown statue was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand.
Britney is smoking hot here. ( : If you don't agree it's because you are a fag. But hey, I am not hating on you I am just letting you know what you are so you can stop with the confusion. ( : You no longer have to be bi-curious and you should be happy because of that.
@2011AFilmOdyssey Pretty surprising. I work out and my calves are my weak spot and the one muscle group that's stubborn about getting bigger. I wish I had some he-man calves like kimmel.
@StuUngar Any tips on how to get a fairly decent lower body? No need for be to be as beast as Kimmel it's just upper leg definition because my upper body is in fine shape which means overall I'm quite disproportionate.
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@Blueknightex yhh totally! like her voice, her way of talking and her face(expressions)... i dont know whats going on :( you would think she would be doing better than in 2009/2010... unfortunatly its gettin worse :( .. but i still love her alot tho !
the moment that you judge some one for who and what they are is the exact moment that you tell alot about ur self and for any one who thinks that there flawlees i can point out your frist flaw
shes def not fat! everyone wants celebrities to be stick thin which looks disgusting Britney in the real world is skinny & any girl would want her body! & Britney isn't 20 anymore shes older shes a mom shes not gonna look the same, shes still beautiful & i bet whoever is talking shit isn't even close to as gorgeous as she is , its all jealousy!!
britney isn't fat. in fact she's still hot. but she sure isn't as smoking hot as she was before. she got preggo. twice. okay? give her some time and she'll be able to be like that hot babe she was.
I'm guessing no one here knows the difference between being fat, and having a baby, which she did. She's still sexy as shit and she's about 30. Everyone just really hating on all these celebrities. I know everyone is entitled to their opinion and this is the internet where everyone has a voice. But why not hate on something that matters? Like Terrorism? Come on guy's if you guy's don't do your part you might as well just be dust in the wind. Ever tried doing something that mattered for a change?
Yes shes not as youthful and magnetic as she was 10 years ago, but that just means shes human. Sorry shes not one of those celebs that get botox regularily, shes a REAL woman. I'm surprised any of you people who judge her appearance even do so, She's actually showing that celebs are people too, not stick thin botoxed robots. She is a real human being and is inspriring for people to look up to and not feel alone, because we all know no single human is perfect.
why do gaga fans always look at britney stuff?? britney fans never do that, yall all love her just u dont wanna admit it. and fat old and ugly?? lmao wow if your little gaga monster heard you wouldnt she be upset by that?? i mean dont you guys stand for "equality, anti-bullying and shit??" like wtf calm down brit is no where near fat and for god sakes she fucking flawless so fucking beautiful beyond words and u know it. u wish gaga was pretty but shes not. like enough with this. >.>
@DIJANOtv i can't even find one gaga related username in the comments, so why are you assuming the people dissing britney are "gaga fans"? shut the fuck up.
@jezkon LOOOOOOOL!!! Dude, so funny! I mean, can you get any more hilarious?!? Ripping on Britney Fucking Spears, that is SOOOOOO badass! You must be sooooo fucking proud of yourself, I bet it took you all day to come up with that classic fucking zinger! Seriously, you're fucking awesome. Making fun of a woman who's been through so much shit it's amazing she's still alive...piece of work, you are. I guess judging others is all rich Eurotrash like yourself can find to do for fun. Tootles!
She's so funny I wish I got that close to her
ILoveBritneySpears91 1 day ago
She`s Funny I lOVE!
Tareasdetacher 2 days ago
what phone did she have in her hand?
supersmash29 3 days ago
I think he got Jimmy for real.
batrama310 1 week ago
@MsBritneySFAN jajaa BRITNEY IS THE BEST!
BRITNEY FOR EVER! <3
VickySubidon10 1 week ago
britney spears is the best!!
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MrPhdcandidate 3 weeks ago
I always thought Britney and I would have an affair. She would be my girlfriend, madly in love with me and we would have amazing, mind-blowing sex. And now she goes ahead and gets hitched to that weasly manager of hers. I'm disappointed.
But clearly, this corporate ' marriage ' won't last long. It will meet the same fate as Kim Kardashian's union.
And then I will finally give Britney what she's been missing her whole life - the passionate love of a desperate (and horny ) man.
3434aaaa 4 weeks ago
@3434aaaa He isn't her 'manager', he was her tv agent or something like that. (Not anymore, once they connected romantically he left and got another job.) They've been dating for years now and she seems happy, her family loves him and nobody has dug up anything awful on him. (Which they would have if there was anything with how ruthless the media is these days :p) She is happier than she has been in years and I think they will last, atleast I hope they do. She deserves it.
2OOPoVstrechnoy 3 weeks ago
@3434aaaa You guys know her boys can read this. So Juvenile. Give her some damn respect and class. Shes not a whore.
MrPhdcandidate 3 weeks ago
I would fuck herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
NotoriousBIG1997 1 month ago
haha i think knoxville acually hit jimmy?!?!!? ahahha
GHoxSonix 1 month ago 3
Britney Spears is starting to get old...
forgottenwinner 1 month ago
Are those real tattoos on jimmy's calfs?
watchmen715 1 month ago
Did anyone else notice that the Britney Spears sign to the left of her door changed while he was in there?
Andrego1991 1 month ago
@Andrego1991 How??, from white to silver?? i think its the reflection from the light of the camera.
jorgearchc 1 month ago
@jorgearchc
Ah, yeah, at first I thought the text was different, but I guess I was just stupid ...
Andrego1991 1 month ago
@Andrego1991 It was not, just a simple curiosity, that's all ;)
jorgearchc 1 month ago
wow dhe totally looks like her sis here. almost thought it was her >.> (*ignoring the title of the vid*)
ChocoChip1993 1 month ago
yup she is such a milf!. i would f her sooo hard...if i ever had the chance.iv never eaten out a mom yet but her i definitly would.
1WhoMee1 1 month ago
She´s so funny!! I love her!!!
Josephs1012 1 month ago
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tyier12222 1 month ago
I called it 10 years ago, Britney Spears is indeed a milf like I predicted she'd be
jenniferxcheck 1 month ago
what did she say at the end?
andreaxleste 1 month ago
Hottest milf ever..
mesuhlikemusic 1 month ago
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Britney is smoking hot here. ( : If you don't agree it's because you are a fag. But hey, I am not hating on you I am just letting you know what you are so you can stop with the confusion. ( : You no longer have to be bi-curious and you should be happy because of that.
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CheddarBob39 1 month ago
Anyone else notice she's wearing the same thing she's wearing in the Johnny Knoxeville scene? Including the necklace?
anolds24 1 month ago
Id love to tap that
onthebits 1 month ago
I don't care what anyone says she is still smoking hot.
DrPoon 1 month ago
i met her at a party with my family.
dbkingable 1 month ago
Britney MILF :)) she kinda looks older than 30 :-/
DPSspoon 2 months ago
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FaboulousManster 2 months ago
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
npSharky 2 months ago 3
love you britney!!! :D
sls9924974 2 months ago
GAH! I want her lol
blackangel025 2 months ago
you can hear the nut cup when johnny hits jimmy lol
NaturalXSuper 2 months ago
De lo Mas SeriO!
Saludos desde ( LIMA ) PERÚ
StanleYMaSNaDa 2 months ago
Yeah she's still in good shape after all these years...she's still pretty after all the hard drugs, divorce, and all that shit. amazing.
pixelated111 2 months ago
Dude that nut tap had some force. ouch
tmasters27 2 months ago
What fine calfs he has
2011AFilmOdyssey 3 months ago 4
@2011AFilmOdyssey Pretty surprising. I work out and my calves are my weak spot and the one muscle group that's stubborn about getting bigger. I wish I had some he-man calves like kimmel.
StuUngar 1 month ago
@StuUngar Any tips on how to get a fairly decent lower body? No need for be to be as beast as Kimmel it's just upper leg definition because my upper body is in fine shape which means overall I'm quite disproportionate.
2011AFilmOdyssey 1 month ago
sheee loooo goood, makin' a mofo wanna do the Steve Stylez fist pump dance!!! shee sexy and she knows it! :}
sparklegirls58 3 months ago
LISTEN TO THAT CONNECTION! OUUCH
xReBorNDarKness 3 months ago
Best Part 1:40
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ehehehcom 3 months ago
thats not britne
zackam1306 3 months ago
@zackam1306 IT IS HER :L
divasfan9 3 months ago
Im glad to see she got her life back on track. Lindsay Lohan should take note.....probably too late.....
thagrtstuvawltyme11 3 months ago
jhonny knoxville the best jajajajajajja
MrJuankitico 3 months ago
jesus everyone is getting old, damn
reiniervanbergen 3 months ago
in the end, was she pretending to be christina or?
AnnaVosch1 3 months ago
Just think if she could had worked with Phil Spector.
It would be PRICELESS
TL250Rider 3 months ago
she washed the poo shirt hahhaha
gekkegerrettrolling 3 months ago
Nice calves
BboyAdflicto 3 months ago
she's soooooo sweet
Regina46433 4 months ago 16
you guys who think she is 'hot' need to stop playing with yourself and get a woman. I have a woman better than that sleeping in my bed already
AikenBruce 4 months ago
@AikenBruce yay for you. Lame
drobinson1012 3 months ago
@drobinson1012 What is lame is a some weirdo drooling over an image. Sick, perverted, and obviously depraved.
AikenBruce 3 months ago
i love britney.
Thirzaagirl 4 months ago
@Thirzaagirl It's cool for you.
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ChinaloongTattoo 4 months ago
haha johnny knoxville
rockriver53560 4 months ago
Id shred brit.
yeah1eye1skate 4 months ago
Hahaha "Shhh. You're getting on my nerves." :D
spng157 4 months ago
WHAT A QUEEN...
now BOW
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WeekendattheCabin1 4 months ago
man she is prob one hell of a fuck in bed!! i mean come on, she shaved her head voluntarily. Crazy bitches are awesome in bed!!!
foureleven86 4 months ago
shes amazing! got to love her!!
dana35524 4 months ago
LOOK CRIMINAL IN VEVO AND VOTE FOR BRITNEY IN THE VMAS EMAS
estevejustin 4 months ago 5
OMG THE BEST SINGER OF THE WORLD
estevejustin 4 months ago
hes got nice calfs
Opticlights 4 months ago 3
BOOBIES!
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broshowto 4 months ago
her eyes look sooo tireed and sad :(
christielion 4 months ago 3
@christielion I know right. Britney's really changed a lot now don't you agree? After Circus she's just..wow different now.
Blueknightex 4 months ago 64
@Blueknightex yhh totally! like her voice, her way of talking and her face(expressions)... i dont know whats going on :( you would think she would be doing better than in 2009/2010... unfortunatly its gettin worse :( .. but i still love her alot tho !
christielion 4 months ago 6
@Blueknightex Shes not a girl shes a woman. What the hell is wrong with all these dumb observations about somebody maturing..
MrPhdcandidate 3 weeks ago
she's beautiful
BrigitteBrit 4 months ago 216
She looks so old...yak
KohviKruus 4 months ago
She kinda looks old in this vid
Nikoleiable 5 months ago
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i wanna lick her tits
allLightsonme 5 months ago 172
@allLightsonme me too.
ChaseDominyTv 4 months ago
@allLightsonme fucking quuer
TheSpaztictoad 4 months ago
@allLightsonme congratulations
PleaseInsertHirn 4 months ago
@allLightsonme your tits
weemandiesel 4 months ago
@allLightsonme
lmao she is f*** hot...
jon0441 3 months ago
@allLightsonme i wanna lick her pussy
ilovemoviesuk 2 months ago 4
@ilovemoviesuk @allLightsonme I wanna lick her tits pussy and fuck her
TheRoeyboy 2 months ago
Lol dude Britney's funny at acting she. Should start acting.
JcDino22 5 months ago
Her tits are huge
joshnuts1 5 months ago
Britney, too much make up
alinapol 5 months ago
Thums FUCKING up!!!!!!!!!!!!
ivus123 5 months ago
Wow, Britney Spears is a badass. I did not expect that from her. She is actually quite a good and entertaining actress.
horsefucker1680 5 months ago 4
She got OLD.... but i would still fuck her in every hole she has!
NewWorldCali95 5 months ago
the moment that you judge some one for who and what they are is the exact moment that you tell alot about ur self and for any one who thinks that there flawlees i can point out your frist flaw
livedetih23 5 months ago
she kinda looks like brian molko
Trojanmanjw 5 months ago
I love this so much lol! I wish she would show her personality more often these days
xxxointerrupted 5 months ago
u culd tell kimmil was wearing a cup by the sound but either way it still hurts just not as much!
JEFFREYOFFICIAL1 5 months ago
Britney Looks so beautiful here !! <3 <3
:D:D
HeavyMonsterNynn 5 months ago 6
She's not fat, she's just not as skinny as before. Her body was sexyy as fxck, but she got pregnant twice da fxck you expect
candyyycanesz 5 months ago 3
johnny and jimmy look the same
blessUsatan 5 months ago
Sshhh shhhshh youre getting on my nerves
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musiconfigure 5 months ago
shes def not fat! everyone wants celebrities to be stick thin which looks disgusting Britney in the real world is skinny & any girl would want her body! & Britney isn't 20 anymore shes older shes a mom shes not gonna look the same, shes still beautiful & i bet whoever is talking shit isn't even close to as gorgeous as she is , its all jealousy!!
PortugueseDoll 5 months ago 7
Shh Shh you're getting on my nerves.
wowzers78 5 months ago
not a fan of britney but.. americans calling britney fat? shes way below average
BannedMann 6 months ago 5
this girl look guds
fijiankilla 6 months ago
FAKE AND GAY
xLetniChamskiPodryWx 6 months ago
why did K-Fed have to ruin her? she still looks pretty hot but not a good as before.
kizwiz6 6 months ago
Jimmy Kimmel shaves his legs
a1chrisryan1a 6 months ago
britney isn't fat. in fact she's still hot. but she sure isn't as smoking hot as she was before. she got preggo. twice. okay? give her some time and she'll be able to be like that hot babe she was.
carylgatapia08 6 months ago
fatass
ProtonPivotXD 6 months ago
britney is so funny as a comedian
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tyguy0256 6 months ago
shes actually kinda hot.
RemysWebpageMaker 6 months ago 5
this was put on utube on my bday. NICE
thecreeper1337 6 months ago
Tha words are the ones who appears in my "I Wanna Go" femme fatale tour version xD
gamexlover94 6 months ago
LMAO
Azinoskateteam 6 months ago
hahaha yu could hear thee cup when johnny jock punched him! ^_^ ahh actors
BMG575 6 months ago
lmao
tonynana1 6 months ago
press 9 repitidly orgasm
D3ViLz98 6 months ago
Johnny looks hot.
EmiWaysChemicRomance 6 months ago
Britneys not fat.. i wish i had her body! -____-
dinovidal123 6 months ago
shes not fat, shes just curvy :)
stewie6fan 6 months ago
Britney just so sweet & she doesn't look like 30
superlittlemonster12 6 months ago
I'm guessing no one here knows the difference between being fat, and having a baby, which she did. She's still sexy as shit and she's about 30. Everyone just really hating on all these celebrities. I know everyone is entitled to their opinion and this is the internet where everyone has a voice. But why not hate on something that matters? Like Terrorism? Come on guy's if you guy's don't do your part you might as well just be dust in the wind. Ever tried doing something that mattered for a change?
JayZar12 6 months ago
@JayZar12 You my friend, are so wise, Look at you, with your eyes wide shut.
MultiMetaphysics 6 months ago
nipples
piscisvirgoedd 6 months ago
whats going on, come see the... jb new viddeo i found on my page
nancyxgrace3 6 months ago
I wish i was as fat as britney then i would be just pretty
Foulio13 6 months ago
wtf...she isn't even fat
shadrougeluver 6 months ago 7
right in the sack.
REPCLONE 6 months ago
niezle
matuszekm5 6 months ago
Brit and Johnny-2
Poor Jimmy- 0
Lexxiconification 6 months ago
FOLLOWME IN TWITTER @ESTEVEJUSTIN
estevejustin 6 months ago
<3
estevejustin 6 months ago
AWWW <3
estevejustin 6 months ago
WE LOVE U BRIT
estevejustin 6 months ago 2
shh..SHHHHHhh...you're just....getting on my nerves. :T
jaxamoto 6 months ago 2
hahahahahhahahahah!
Kandybaby420 6 months ago
owned
jonatanmiii 6 months ago
"Shh.. just... just... you're getting on my nerve" Oh God I'll totally use that from now on!
MrLasveguinhas 6 months ago
if that's what you call ugly and fat and old looking , well damn i wish i was her (: ♥
ViviSpearsable 6 months ago
Yes shes not as youthful and magnetic as she was 10 years ago, but that just means shes human. Sorry shes not one of those celebs that get botox regularily, shes a REAL woman. I'm surprised any of you people who judge her appearance even do so, She's actually showing that celebs are people too, not stick thin botoxed robots. She is a real human being and is inspriring for people to look up to and not feel alone, because we all know no single human is perfect.
tubilicous 6 months ago 3
why do gaga fans always look at britney stuff?? britney fans never do that, yall all love her just u dont wanna admit it. and fat old and ugly?? lmao wow if your little gaga monster heard you wouldnt she be upset by that?? i mean dont you guys stand for "equality, anti-bullying and shit??" like wtf calm down brit is no where near fat and for god sakes she fucking flawless so fucking beautiful beyond words and u know it. u wish gaga was pretty but shes not. like enough with this. >.>
DIJANOtv 6 months ago 88
@DIJANOtv somebody is a little obsessed with Britney Spears....
GhettoBlaster100 5 months ago
@DIJANOtv i dont find either hot. there both fucked up in every way.
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CuteB22 4 months ago
She doesn't look fat, she just looks extremely old.
No1Complainer 7 months ago
@No1Complainer oh my god If 30 is old... what is this world coming to?
l0vey0u1 6 months ago
@No1Complainer hmm maybe because shes almost 30 and had two kids, and guess what, she still is fucking amazing!. I LOVE HER <333333333333
ktinalovesyou 6 months ago
I love the tattoo of a kiss on Britney's wrist, soo cute. <3
hellokittygroovy 7 months ago
is this during the burping/farting/flashing/not bathing phase?
getoutofmyway01 7 months ago
MAS REPRODUCIONES
estevejustin 7 months ago
FAN #1 OF BRITNEY
estevejustin 7 months ago
<3 FOLLOWME IN TWITTER @ESTEVEJUSTIN FAN #1 OF BRITNEY
estevejustin 7 months ago
<3 FOLLOWME IN TWITTER @ESTEVEJUSTIN
estevejustin 7 months ago
<3
estevejustin 7 months ago
she doesnt care what you think about her weight, did you listen to "Piece of me?"
silenthillmaster755 7 months ago
Jimmy has some toned legs
joelopez641988 7 months ago
fake and gay
9393andersson 7 months ago
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"You're getting on my nerve" ! xD
Simpson3488 7 months ago
SHE'S SOOOO CUTE I WANT TO MARRRRRRY HERRRR THUMPS UPPPPP
mariopatai 7 months ago 179
@mariopatai you say marry i say fuck
303Recon 5 months ago
@mariopatai o and what guy says cute
303Recon 5 months ago
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dleifraggirl 5 months ago
@303Recon How do you know it's a guy? ;3
dleifraggirl 5 months ago
@mariopatai Actually, they are called thumbs.
MrMazzmosis 5 months ago
@mariopatai you wanna marry a piece of shit or are you talking about Jimmy Kimmel ?
jezkon 5 months ago
@jezkon LOOOOOOOL!!! Dude, so funny! I mean, can you get any more hilarious?!? Ripping on Britney Fucking Spears, that is SOOOOOO badass! You must be sooooo fucking proud of yourself, I bet it took you all day to come up with that classic fucking zinger! Seriously, you're fucking awesome. Making fun of a woman who's been through so much shit it's amazing she's still alive...piece of work, you are. I guess judging others is all rich Eurotrash like yourself can find to do for fun. Tootles!
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