Schaffer the Darklord - "The Rappist"

[candystorm9]

was the lad at the end his wife?

[LoveVampire]

White haired chick is hotttttt

[jamesnich99]

Date: 12.8.11 - Time: 5:29 AM - Look, it's like this; I'm a native NY'er; grew up 45 miles east of ManHaT during the 1980's. In my teens saw (yes!) both AIDS, Crack & R. Reagan "Come of Age". Reagan, with his famous So-Called Successes & Shenanigans (Berlin Wall-Gorby Relationship, Iran-Contra). But Anyway..yea. During all this Rap out of NYC became (it can't be denied) what this Hip-Hop/Post Hip-Hop world is Today. But So F'in What? STD..This Vid is Sly, Def, Tasteful, Tre Fun, Etc +

[imonmyswagginwagon]

rofl i love this

[KingDvo1]

"I don't send shout outs, I don't ever Front"

Isn't that sort of a shout out to MC Frontalot? :P

[uberfeeser]

If all rappers were geeks rap would be way better.... less "bitches and hoes" more really awesome intelligent rhymes like Schaffer magically spews out at every line. His part in Bruce Campbell is by far my favorite verse in any song.

[taffysaur]

@uberfeeser mc chris?

[NerfCraft]

ollllllkkkjhyzthyjmnssyrhn mjfhxnrfdhbytjnrysng xcv

[MarkCottrellHD]

Haven't watched this for years now. still love it.

[irndeath]

(God dammit!!) lolz 

[Bosephusable]

When I got in trouble as a child my parents made me read the dictionary. I think 99.9% of the rappers out there should have been made to do the same! Can I get a amen?

[TheCallingToTruth]

@Bosephusable An*

I guess you missed that one in the "A" section.

[sylversue12345]

He looks like my principle Mr.Herman =/

[Bosephusable]

yeah nose rings mean kink on ladies, the vamp is nice too

[Verendus0]

Came for the white-haired chick, stayed for the wicked rhymes. And also the white-haired chick.

[Pivotgirl33445566]

WAT...THE.....HELL!?!

[XXXmonk3ey]

OMG ITS STEVE FROM THE HANGOVER.

[BlackForests]

Omigawd...I thought they were men T_T

[epo3fold]

This song along with Spose: I'm Awesome, make me want to start making fun of rap lmao

[MrJackBurner]

@epo3fold why this shit is serious and i dont think he is making fun of rap he is having fung with rap

[epo3fold]

I love the line "where's queens at! Where's queens at? Dude let me show you on this street map" lmao

[Necrotherian]

I liked the line that goes:

"Man I'll never do that again...

And by THAT, I mean end a sentence with a preposition."

I lol'ed.

[XxBloodyCrumpet23xX]

Best. Rappist. EVER

[ramzarugliabeoulve]

@FatJesusSD Because STD is another abbreviation for "Standard". =P

[ANALOGbryce]

just got this album, its not bad, my fav so far along with mc frontalot's "nerdcore uprising" (dumbest genre name ever btw haha) and mc mr napkins "the album". all good woot woot.

[Burnz2much]

Who is that chick with the white hair.. yum

[jonesy97]

@Burnz2much Can't remember where I read it, or even if it's true, but I'm told that she's his real life wife. If I had to pick, ditto. Yum, indeed. If she can cook, and take out the garbage....wow!

[1l14N4]

mas ta kanes tsourekia...

[MrsWoolff]

WOW 507,084

[faolan1313]

Love your work STD, hope you come to oregon sometime soon.

[kitsunexpvp]

fuck man wish i could do nerdcore ive written some lyrics but each time i see a new mc vid my shit looks like some one shit out of there mouth

[thorish3]

The 5th chick? with the riding crop? lol, she reminds me of my gf...so much...*sigh* ouch...

[phearbot1]

Played this in Carrboro last night. So. Amazing.

[zfleeman]

Just saw this guy live, and he's absurd. So much movement. 

[AnubisEnd]

Well, looks like I'm gonna be seeing you at Cat's Cradle when you come through with MC Chris and MC Frontalot. Time to check out yer musics!!!!

[elfwiseangel]

yeah~ Hey S.T.D. i will see u soon @ Emo's in ATX~ thanks 4 comin 2 my town 2~ I'm just another peach tart wannabe~

[cricketjam]

Brilliant! I would be your animator if you'd like.

[ChristianMott]

Schaffer, because of you I have hope for music.

[tmeyers23]

@ChristianMott

I couldn't agree more!

[NotAnUndercoverCop]

@ChristianMott Seriously, guys like this will make the future of music. I'm so happy there is stuff like this out there. I hate all this other garbage that's out there. I wouldn't hate crappy music so much if good music like this wasn't so god damn GOOD!!

[RyaenTheForgotten]

your better than any other rapper/rappist i can think of, except for Frontalot. i love how this genre has just sprung up, maybe it signifies a wonderful new counter-culture departing from musical direction hip-hop has taken(i.e. lil wayne and soulja boy, bollocks to both of them)

[Dhammond5]

@RyaenTheForgotten

I love rap music but Lil Wayne and Soulja Boi SUCK BOLLOX

Nerdcores sounding awesome aswell because i love sci fi aswell haha

[lulu123m]

this is so great ^-^ !! you are funny and serious at the same time. this song was kinda making fun of other rappers. i like this so much better than "rap".

[menaminah]

huge fan <3

[nicky1204]

Are you friends with YTCracker, Mr. Shaffer?

[jsmith6503]

What a great music video. Smart, simple, catchy, fun. Never knew how awesome STD was.

[DARKMETL]

This is awesome. I wish Enter Soundman was up here...how about it STD??????

[Nikomarete]

Well. That was about as amazing as amazing gets. xD

[elfwiseangel]

do you do jazz hands?

[elfwiseangel]

i wannabe a tart~ jk



[VampirexVickii]

gotta love nerdcore!

[elfwiseangel]

peach tarts!

[Atari26]

See him on the 17th at SXSW. Can't wait, both he and MC Frontalot will be at Karma Lounge here in Austin.

[dakpigs180]

dam ur fuckin lucky wish i was there

[GreeceOTOT]

epic

[THEeaterofdreams]

Lol!!

like a cross between Eminem and my math teacher !!!XD!!

[mt51784]

WOOT NERDCORE!!!!!!

[rubicscube007]

haha. pretty good ^__^

[Hali359]

I'll never battle rap, or rap like a black... ( GOOD ONE )

[TheDeedler]

so awesome.

[EatPurgeBeHappy]

<3

Fantastic.

[ramco69]

love it, kicks ass, period!

[Otmann94]

im buying this album.

[GinoTheSinner]

A heavy name. Kind of like Diablo 1 boss material

[F0rkb0y]

yo,as far as im concerned this white shit owns,he can actually ryme the english language,insted of having to come up with more slang shit cuz he ran out of shit to ryme!lol!

[NotAnUndercoverCop]

@F0rkb0y OMG!! Thanks for saying that. I hate all these made up words. Fucking rhyme, don't make up words because you suck. Jesus Christ, Thank God someone else gets it.

[OSOK995]

We need more rappers like him, you never see a rapper wearing a suit now adays.

[Stizzylicious]

@OSOK995 what about kanye? andre 3000? fonzworth bentley? jay-z occasionally wears one. diddy does. mos def does. lupe fiasco does. b.o.b. wears the most nerdy stuff though ;)

[TheCrowbar1987]

@OSOK995 He's not a rapper, that is rather inaccurate.

[OSOK995]

@TheCrowbar1987 LMAO!! That's true. I'm sorry.

[ShogunShineko]

Excuse me!

but did you mean Rappist? @_@

[rockmusic26]

@OSOK995 he isnt a rapper...he is a rappist

[itachi4466]

@OSOK995 you mean rappists

[kilik380]

@OSOK995 i think you mean, we need more rapists.

[Bahamianchild1970]

STD a sexually Transmitted Rapping Disease!

[itsamarioable]

he moves sort of like front, but instead he just points everywhere. awesome song btw

[peppilepiu]

Ahhh...life is good...I like the cheap tity -bar location LOL

[MsIcanfly]

2 close 2 rapist lol

[AkiraMusic]

Way to miss the joke.

[alexkool69]

dangerously close to "rapist"

[Cooffin]

umm i think it's supposed to be that way

seeing how he calls himself STD

[alexkool69]

wow people hate me lol dillagaf

[vonzingyouth]

dude your the shit!

[BloodyHarrow]

AHAHA XD love it just love it

[habadasher99]

this is amazing

[BryanReaper]

Weird Al's son lives.But he does not copy, good beat Schaffer

[OStarRaps]

Ohhhh! White as Nilla and with tha skillz!

[YardGnome195567]

i loved it. too bad its not on myspacee.:(

[almfacebooker]

hababababahababaaha  :B

[kittenless]

1:23 her cellphone is the exact same one as my mom's. xDD why is it that I keep seeing it everywhere??

[LordofSpam]

if im not mistaken it looks like a motor razr. pretty common phone, as it was trendy as hell when it first dropped

[maggieumbra]

That was funny shit dude! Those girls are hot!!!

[AlkaponX57]

see i all ways thought STD was a horror core rapper i guess cause i first of him in "do the bruce Campbell"

[jonesy97]

Nerdcore! Lol. I wanna create an all nerd deathmetal band. Hell's Pocketprotector.

[GTBAnime]

How about Breaking The Mathematics?

[peppilepiu]

great  image jonesy...you should write.

[drumsforhands]

@jonesy97 im in

[thegamer589]

@jonesy97 now that would be epic

[Kijekatana]

@jonesy97

DOOOOO IIIIIITTTTT... O_O

[saiyrus]

I think I'm seriously in love.

[edrhrd]

WTF?? hahahaha...step the fuck back lol

[BamBamNinja]

xD

Step the fuck back lol

[mrdizzle42]

found this guy lookin for coolzey this guys good!

[porcelainROZE]

i found this on some random ass person's profile and freakin' fell in love!!!!!! ~

[LittleMissEMOtional]

the chick that the end has like the same face as the dude?

[tinytaelor12]

OMG!!! haha my last name is Schaffer!! are we related????

~Taelor SCHAFFER!! woooo!

[MohammedEatsDicks]

are you an obnoxious jew that hangs out with hot chicks?

[stevenwesley]

This is a good video. I only really heard about this guy because I was looking for rappers like MC Lars and Nerdcore (The Movie) came to my attention about MC Frontalot.

I purchased the album with this song on it and the album as a whole is better than a lot of what is released today.

[rulebook]

the movie is Nerdcore Rising

[HighPriestSatanis]

i don't really listen to rap or hip hop, but i give your video 5 stars. cool, man.

VS

[RetardedSpiceBar]

This is the first song I've heard by him, but I'm definitely going to check out more.

[teyegris313]

lol

[Schism299]

love this man lol

[Hato94]

STD is awesome!!

[yerk3]

Awesome. This guy's a genius.

[chrisculler1]

hes good but hes no mc frontalot

[dbyrnerulz]

hahaha i love dis loser.

[StarF68]

Hey, Schaffer lied! "I don't rap about the ladies, all or individual." But he did on the song Nerd Lust.

Haha, I forgive him though, because this song and that song (As well as the rest of his work) is fucking AMAZING! :D

Love this video too. :)

[XxHikidashixX]

he also claimed to not rap about him smoking weed; yet he exclaimed that he rarely writes without it.. ^_~ [but agreed.. STD is godlyness]

[RuntCake]

Isn't that the point?

[makithinger]

I just saw STD at Nerdapalooza 2008 and that's how I was introduced to his music. I absolutely love his work.

[bailon707]

yea i just started listen to this guy but hes pretty great tin man is a great song...

[Sarkasta]

Good work, Im a fan. Anyone else think he sounds a bit like Weird Al?

[Wrathbone13]

@iiibuzz

Just having the guts to make his own music, especially something as unique as this, means he's probably gotten more pussy than a toilet seat...or at least more than you ever will.

[lordofnightmares]

Dood, he's married and his wife is HOT! and a doctor.

[RifleMatthew]

that may be true, but you have to admit that he knows his stuff...

[hoodrat462]

lol my last name is !!!schaffer!!!!!

[bobskamali]

Schaffer the Hoodrat! Woot!

[n3rdbear]

Dater girl # 2 is fucking cute.

[fratetimoteo]

yes she is. I'd see the Peach Tartes just cos of her... well her and the ghostblonde 2nd to last...

[platinumbong]

amazing! im a fan of stds' haha!

[Kargmark]

Gets better every time I watch it.

Are you planning on releasing any more music videos?

[XFrostByteX]

I've never heard anything better than this.

Listen to it everyday...

Schaffer for the WIN!!!

Keep it up man.

[equus180]

mann i looked up the lyrics for this song and tried to sing a long..

so hard ... =='

i even got a headache at the third last stanza.

[LowLefty23]

rofl this guy is a bit like me.... apparently we both connected the dots.

rap artist can be "rappist" or "rapist"... nice rhymes too, i give nerd core some respect

[blackjoker12]

Love your songs STD But a few I kind of don't like listen to it alot because of the "Cuss words" but you are very Talented and Keep up the good work! ^-^ Its good to see something difrent for once!

[stockvillain]

Original, killer, and great sense of humor. I totally dig it.

[JunkFX]

People stop saying this is a parody song. STD is a nerdcore artist who is the living shizz. This is an anti-"stereotypical" rap song. Have you ever listened to his other stuff, he's great!

STD! Keep listening to your box, hopefully we can open a show for you one day!

[twocom]

yea just awesome

[alecmonkey86]

That's really original Schaffer, I don't think I recognize any outside influence...

Not "Wierd Al" in any way.

[alecmonkey86]

The hell???

[JadeyChi]

I still love this song Schaffer. You're great, and I hope you'll eventually do a gig in NYC at a time when I don't have tons of exams...T_T

[dbyrnerulz]

hes like weird al but not funny , sorry mate ur no weird al

[schafferthedarklord]

Weird Al writes PARODY SONGS, mate. So, yes, I'm no Weird Al, because I DON'T write parody songs.

[Meir67]

yea Idiot.

[DirectorN]

This was absolutely brilliant! and to think i haven't seen you perform yet in NYC....now i think i need too..

seriously....f'ing brilliant

Agent N

[thewesterly]

where's queens at?!

[ladylovelyj]

the tartes + the darklord = yum! Awesome job on this puppy, as I have said before.

[prrmiddledivision]

Would not the term "Crappist" be more appropriate?

[schafferthedarklord]

Indeed. The term "Crappist" WOULD be more appropriate for a 51-year-old toy train enthusiast. Hats off!

[thewesterly]

Thank God for model trains. If they didn't have the model train, they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains.

[Keejchen]

You show him mr. Schaffer!

[Keejchen]

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prrmiddledivision

[apitimimorexx]

lawl.

[korndud]

lol yeah this IS whack as fuck

[pointsur]

that's YOUR ignorant opinion.

[schafferthedarklord]

To whom is this comment addressed?

[pointsur]

sorry, there was some guy that said the video sucks and really put it down. it thought i was putting my reply under his comment.

[knickie07]

funny!!!!! :)

[orgeluse]

I just downloaded this on i t u n e s and am the HAPPIEST GIRL ON THE PLANET! Yeah to the rappist...

This song is über-awesome!!

[UnDeux]

lol look at his eyes! hes like an iraqi!

[PoloClassic880]

lol those girls were white as hell!!

[sparky8211]

Awesome!!!

[sonicdeath10]

You suck.

[fanouriss]

This guy is fucking funny!!! hahahaaha!

[jrg98]

Wow, this is wack as fuck.

[chuckadile]

ba ha ha...word

[thekakihara]

epic.

[effektsauberkeit]

It seems as if my neighbor does rapping in his free time. But it is cool. Go on Spießer!

[imaflid]

Dint like it at the start - BUT igot into it and i really like it. GOOD JOB!

[nukunukufufu]

I love the part where all the shemales came out of the curtain. So Bill Gates raps in his free time wow

[Xost]

LOL there are alot of cool geek songs but this is one of the best rap songs of its kinds

[DontCallMeBaby19]

THATS WAS GREAT!!!

[jacqsav89]

Ha lmao!!! this song is great the only good geek song in the world!!!

[vanillOUT]

Man. I actually love this song.

[B0nnie07]

LOL~ this was GREAT!

[checktheemails]

STORM TROOPERS OF DEATH = STD

[starvingnerd]

That's SOD, dipshit.

[arenonearer]

this is pretty rad