The GREATEST Mad Lib EVER: The Farmer

[TheThinkingGremlin]

I suck because I was masturbating to your picture? Great.

[itsmemichaelhaha]

You got me a Shit pickles

[Vhetration69]

i teared

[foof811]

I'm gonna start spraying my plants with orphan tears.

[MarkNESStarFox]

Yes.

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

when with the next mad lib be held!? I want in!

[evilcat71]

Lol but I can own dat still

[xxxassasinatedxxx]

this has been said athousand times on this video but....yea...i suck

[RyanXmX5757]

Omg i rarely laugh at youtube videos but that is the funniest mad lib ive ever seen

[mrdanb94]

It's so beautiful!!!

[hieldjiv]

"Yesterday, I went out walking with Archie, and somehow ended up in Walmart. I saw Balls and Penises -- it was HOT! But I started getting LONG hungry, and needed to find my way home. No matter where I went, I couldn't find the way. I decided to go around the HAIRY Pubes up ahead, and discovered that it led back home! I was fucked. At dinner, when I told my orgasmically story, Santa looked at me with a very Cleaveland Steamer expression. I was never allowed to go Jizzing again!"

[ragnarock0100]

OMG EPIC WIN YOU ROCK ARCHFIEND!

[dmaster400]

I cried it was so funny

[YogurtArchangel]

I suck, because I have a job.

[TheArchfiend]

@YogurtArchangel

Correct.

[IrishZionistJTF]

If I knew what Mad Lib was I would be a little more interested.

[TR9O]

I have to admit. You had me at "Used Jizzrag". LMAO!

[Grungemarch]

That piece of paper may be worth more than the constitution. (Its Angelic)

[TheOnyxSpy]

Beautiful. Probably the best Mad Lib I have ever heard in my life. You are a genius.

[BranwynCheesentim]

Damn I wasn't there. That was absolutely GLORIOUS! Leonardo Da Vinci is in Heaven right now crying from reading that!

[secretbadger2]

u lot of ur gay friends like u can spam me its free advrtising 4 me channell

[TheArchfiend]

@secretbadger2

Free advertising to your channel? And what exactly do you get? Money? Subs? A life? None of the above?

[burf12345]

@TheArchfiend probably none of the above

[silentgamer213]

@TheArchfiend You need to throw the orphans into the burner and make ice cream chocolate with them too!

[secretbadger2]

@TheArchfiend no just the views and u h8 me so y dont u go and cry cause u done 9/11 u killed all those innocent ppl

[Dimitrius07]

@secretbadger2

You mad ? "!!!!!"

[secretbadger2]

@Dimitrius07 i am (CS)MADKILLER! if that answers your question

[Cannarea]

@secretbadger2 Hey, question. How you in college? You can't type for shit. Is this because your brother or sister tried to mate with your mother and/or father? And the resultant outcome is a monstrosity such as you? Yes you say? Ah. Thought so. :)

[secretbadger2]

@Cannarea im in college due 2 the fact im smart enougth to get there unlike u

[Cannarea]

@secretbadger2 LMFAO. Youre so funny! Man, y u so mad? x'D! Btw im in college too. So yeh, get fucked :D

[blackoutworm]

YOu should put it up on Amazon.

This will be a best seller, trust me.

[UberDouchClanLive]

wow that secretbadger2 guy just got owned Lol.

[secretbadger2]

gay nigger you fuck gay little kiddys and fuck sheep ur car is a DB9 that is limited to 1mph cause u suck ur mummas cock

[TheArchfiend]

@secretbadger2

LOL @ you doing this all day to my videos.

Nice life, bro.

[secretbadger2]

@TheArchfiend 1st time i ever commentted and i been not online all day u gay cunt

[TheArchfiend]

@secretbadger2

Suuuuuuuuuurrrrreeee....

[secretbadger2]

@TheArchfiend and u h8 illegalling downloading then u will h8 me i downloaded a lot of games and tv prgorames ILLEGALLY so stuff that and i were @ college till 4pm and got off the coach @ 6 and got home just half an hour go so there

[TheArchfiend]

@secretbadger2

I hate illegal downloading? Since when?

[secretbadger2]

@TheArchfiend since a MrNintendocollecter started his orignal channell

[TheArchfiend]

@secretbadger2

Ummm... K?

[secretbadger2]

padeo

[MrDJHandex]

Well i had a choice, visiting my sick father or watching the archfiend.

[TheArchfiend]

@MrDJHandex

Well, the answer to that is obvious and I don't blame you.

Thanks for stopping by to see the live show. I'm sure your dad understood.

[aapinator]

I will never understand these things.. It's just a load of swear words combined and heaped up.. Where's the joke? (inb4 you ARE the joke, John)

[PKFlashBeta]

And then the same 23 people were killed by The Archfiend in their sleep.

[PKFlashBeta]

23 people had their dogs killed by the dog murdering bushes.

[JeffroTV]

I don't suck. I had to work....got to pay the bills.

[TheArchfiend]

@JeffroTV

Lame.

Quit that job and get your priorities straight.

I bet nothing epic happened at that dumb job last night. On the other hand my live show had at least 5 instances of total epicness. Priorities man... priorities.

[JeffroTV]

@TheArchfiend You're right, you're right. Must've been too high.



[rodrigopacheco12]

you cant seriously like these Mad Lib, archfiend.....

[TheArchfiend]

@rodrigopacheco12

I find these to be rather funny.

Cereal.

[ultimateanimefighter]

So the creation was greater than the end result? IMPOSSIBLE!

[tinahesse186]

i laughed lol. good job everyone! i wasnt there to watch though. =( i wish i were. i was watching the walking dead. i love that show!

[GearsX]

that got a chuckle outta me

[darkstarselereth]

I was there. I remember when you laughed really hard at the "dead hooker babies" suggestion Archfiend. I say, good times.

[himpllx]

unsubbing

[TheArchfiend]

@himpllx

Everyone wave goodbye. 

[InquistiveJoe]

@himpllx *Waves* Bye! I miss you already!

[XTheOverseer]

LAWL! pure epicness

[theepiclegendoflink]

Lol, shit pickle.

[firebat42]

I wasn't there =(

I'm going to go turn on my car and let the exhaust fill up the garage. It shouldn't take too long. I have one of those old school cars with v8 engines so the room should fill fast. Excuse me for a second......

[bheemabachus]

I would find it funnier if everything wasn't offensive.

If I was one of those idiots who watched nothing but P0r/|/ and AVGN, I would find this the funniest piece of $#!T that ever landed on the planet.

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

That's interesting...

[WhenCornAttacks]

HAHA ALL DA KOOL KIDS PUT LOL AND LMFAO INSTEAD OF TYPING "THIS IS FUNNY" BECAUSE WE R KOOL LOL

[butterchicken4]

LOL!

[YTWatchKatMasterMynd]

Masterpiece to end all masterpieces.

[ImNIClK]

Did somebody say something?

[xMaRkzHD]

i just Jizzed Everywhere

[xxYumix]

TOO MUCH PERFECTION.

I CAN'T STAND IT.

[TheArchfiend]

@xxYumix

It is rather overwhelming.

[DrGnockerz]

This inspired me to become a farmer. :)

[jackbandit22]

Wow, mad libs with bad words in them. How hilarious.

[xhowlingsoul]

This Mad Lib is even better than the India one.

I never would have thought it possible.

[jediscum11]

Very funny! Kudos to you and your fans at the chat ,Archfiend!

[GermanZ5]

Fucking lol'd

[Eric9923]

I need a farm like that.

[Bloganon]

I must say, that farm has to smell like burning carcasses.

[TheArchfiend]

@Bloganon

Most likely. 

[MandaloretheYoung]

I think any farmer would be suicidal if his job was as described in this Mad Lib.

[MattGraeme]

um, isnt this a day in the life of Chris Bores?

[DaveTheUseless]

@MattGraeme Indeed!

[DayBreakization]

Somebody needs to make a animation of this.

[mechadonkykong]

i cant help it if i live in england and have to get up a 3am just to watch it

[iscrewy]

@mechadonkykong

One guy who hasn't missed 1 Archfiend live broadcast has to get up at 4am.

[mechadonkykong]

@iscrewy wow! dont you sound determand

[iscrewy]

@mechadonkykong

It's not me...

[bannedagainfromutube]

@mechadonkykong Learn how to spell you worthless sack of shit.

[mechadonkykong]

@bannedagainfromutube get a life

[mechadonkykong]

@bannedagainfromutube this the last comment i read from you because your just fucking wothless

p.s go hang yourself and dont bother replying to me

[bannedagainfromutube]

@mechadonkykong Lol. Fucking dipshit. Go hang yourself.

[GigaGabo]

I guess I suck.

[TheArchfiend]

@GigaGabo

Yup.

[slipknotmaggot4eva1]

I bow before the mighty awesomeness of your Mad Lib. I especially liked the anal warts.

[ForbiddenHaze]

I jizzed. 

[WESKERfromEVIL]

My name is Solid Snake, and I am...a Splinter Cell.

[XxTryHardnameXx]

I'm speechless.... The poetic amazingnessly-is that is "The Farmer" truly is a masterpiece.

[TheNightcloudHATER]

i was there to make it :D

[KingYoshi2010]

Sorry i wasn't there. i suck.

[hamalinzor]

Ghey

[ShyGuyXXL]

Meh, it's all right.

[TheArchfiend]

@ShyGuyXXL

What?!  WHAT!? !?

?! <---

[ShyGuyXXL]

@TheArchfiend

I said: *pulls out megaphone*

"IT IS ALL RIGHT!!!!"

Got it, Farchiend? >;)

[FictionAbe]

Its impossible for me to be there i live in sweden and i have school the other day :(

[TheArchfiend]

@FictionAbe

So you're saying school is more important than my live show?

You disgust me!!

[Dalek22comments]

I'm putting this on the news.

[mrbob091]

0:17 Why did I shout "Captain Planet"?

[Hardstylerocka]

I came, I watched, I came.

It's so beautiful!

[lazdaxx]

lame

[MoRgUe27]

well...green anal warts ARE pretty easy to grow, i think we can all agree on that one

[bloodsuckern]

not very epic. or good.. in any way.. pretty gay

[CrazyAzdaja]

i suck :(

[krhysthy22]

I cried

[TheArchfiend]

@krhysthy22

It's impossible not to.

[SoleyNSilent]

...A bit disrespectful to farmers,but ok.

[SuperKamiGuru13]

A true indian masterpiece

[TheArchfiend]

@SuperKamiGuru13

Agreed.

[mytoastismine]

Is the farmer from India?

[RedSuperSonicNinja0]

This is made of pure genius

[koopa12345678910]

LOl nice Lib

[Pasalaqcua]

what.

[xMehL]

farmers are an hero

[TheGotikEngel]

pure EPIC LOLS

[juggleboy360]

I suck.

[TheBlackFox666]

This is a lols

[D4ffPower]

lmao. most funny mad lib ever heard ^^

[iusethelancer1]

PHUCK

I missed the mad libs tonight

But I did get an extra 2 hours of sleep to that means I am great.

[samusaran11]

Im going to tell my children. I say i was part of the greastist madlib ever

[crowbarftw]

Thats not political incorrectness, thats ultra-political incorrectness! Anal Cunt eat your heart out.

[jonak961]

I suck :(

[Callahan420]

The Bears! That is all

[CroGamer002]

I suck. :-(

[strikedeathscythe]

When is the movie adaptation coming out? I smell an Oscar.

[Laplantis]

I suck. ;_;

[pjiskool]

10 people lead suicidal lives

[RDNintendo]

lets do it again, i think with two mad libs we could kill gawd.

[Jakeallen86]

Wow, I SUCK!

[TheArchfiend]

@Jakeallen86

Well... you are a Redskins fan.

[Jakeallen86]

@TheArchfiend Ouch.

[Vaulkai28]

Is it possible to have two boners at once? Myth confirmed

[tsukasa2k6]

That was epic my good sir !!!

[masterminded78]

*died of laughter*

[AwesomeEnoughTV]

i rofl'd for hours

[dabearz27]

You should do more of these, Archfiend.

[TheArchfiend]

@dabearz27

Agreed.

[TheCoolPainguin]

hmm, chocolate salty balls

[ChakaGon]

Words do not do this piece justice. So I shall some it up in one, OUTSTANDING.

[Bardock772]

what the hell your thumb in this looks all 3D .. like something you'd see in a n64 game

[Xplayer007]

I have truly underestimated the power of the awesome Archfiend fanbase. I have no choice but to succumb to the flames that have ensued. *waves white flag* I take it back. I give. Whatever.

[risingstarc1]

i could die right now and from watching this my life is complete :D

[SteelKiller75]

I couldn't stop LOLing i love you Archfiend ur the best XD

[deejay114]

my life is complete, time to go slit my wrist 

[TheArchfiend]

@deejay114

Aww... how sweet.

[cavegoat13]

This needs to be put into a history museum. This has definitely become the GREATEST piece of artwork, ever... hands down.

[snaredrums123]

...Fucking masterpiece.

[risingstarc1]

IM CRYING FROM THIS HAHAHAHA

[burf12345]

so beautiful

[TheGobsicle]

Of course, the one time I don't attend your Live Show, something epic happens. Murphey's Law, I tells ya.

[TheArchfiend]

@TheGobsicle

You missed my live show? You sir are pure evil. For shame!

[yuyuyu92]

thats awesome lol

[Shmeepazoid]

why should you even leave us to the decision archfiend, IT IS A MASTER PIECE!!!!

[PivotMasterD2]

EPIC EPIC EPIC

[thelastisfeld]

how did you reach the pinnacle of this masterpiece?!

[cgtherash]

Damn, I need to get some more orphan tears.

[TheArchfiend]

@cgtherash

I hear they cure cancer.

[TheCryptkeeper6]

Is it someone's full time job to make orphans cry? I'd be down with that, I wonder what it pays?

[TheCryptkeeper6]

Is it someone's full time job to make porphans cry? I'd be down with that, I wonder what it pays?

[KroenBarrage]

I always use orphan tears for my heroin..now I know where it comes from.

[BigT4489]

i think this should be taught in schools since it is such a work of literature

[shartdartfart]

i couldn't come. i was banned

[Zerrith]

I giggled like a schoolgirl the entire video. That was truly a masterpiece of Shakesperian proportions.

[Hitmonchan107]

lol, Mad libs can make even themost unfunny of jokes into pure comedy gold.... unless you're kramer.

[Ultran122]

I came orphan tears.

[thesparta1812]

this ad lib is better than life itself

[Vaprogyne]

thumbs up if "you suck"