About the tampon commercial idea: You are, obviously, never going to be bleeding out of your vagina. By your logic, if I ever need to find protection to put on my penis, I will know where to turn. Even though I don't have one. It targets men because men wear them. It isn't sexist, it's good marketing.
Condoms are sexiest because they are promoted to the n'th despite the fact it significantly reduces pleasure for men, no alternatives are ever promoted for women
In fact, look at the amount of sex related products promoted for women (some very technical, well researched), all designed to increase/maximise pleasure for women. The ONLY product promoted for men is the one that reduces pleasure and is still good for women whose only required effort to enjoy sex is "lie back & think of England"
Not only that, but more than often the women shown in these advertisements are white (a huge issue), and are placed in a heteronormative context, or are shown in sexually suggestive positions. Also, it should be noted that black women, or other women of color featured in these commercials are somewhat light skinned, or maintain "friendly and familiar" white facial traits.
Unfortunately, commercials directed towards women are also incredibly sexist. Most commercials for tampons, Victoria's Secret, and shampoos that feature women, typically only feature women who fit into the accepted societal standard of beauty; a standard which is most often unattainable and impossible. This contributes greatly to self-objectification (in addition to the women in the adverts themselves being objectified).
@Azrienoch In truth, Cynicism is not caused by hatred but by indifference. When people say things like," I don't give a fuck about so-and-so- or this-and-that." That is indifference and not hatred for it is when one doesn't care anymore about these evils in society, contempting money and being dog-like for Cynicism comes from the Greek word meaning dog-like.
Though nice video, for it is true about most things.
(Part 2) because the idea is that you don't feel the condom - there is nothing there EXCEPT for the penis. Right? That's what they mean and that's how it applies, right? (I'm only guessing here because I've never had sex myself lol.)
Well, the joke is that when a woman says about sex that it feels like nothing is there, they don't mean the condom. They mean the cock. They mean it feels like not having sex.
@azrienoch Well yes obviously. I do get the joke lol. I just think the point could be made that maybe the condom commercials aren't sexist after all. That's all. LOL.
Lol this was entertaining. I think you kinda made your point in a kinda confusing way. The shampoo stuff might be sexist but tampon commericals/tampons in general aren't sexist because ONLY females have periods/a use for tampons. The condom is going to be touching both the man and the woman, so you're right in that way that condom commercials maybe should be advertising to both males and females. Idk. ;) I think, though, that the "feeling like nothing's there" could apply to both males & females
The condom commercials are terrible too. I remember watching the trogan commercial with the guys who are pigs at a bar until they purchase "Trogan" condoms. An then they evolve into a man. Thats fucking sexist. I think if women walk around without "Trogan" condoms, they should also revert back to pigs as well. That commercial, i believe was entirely offensive to men of all kinds
@AudiGal09 I am a women...and i think any women sleazy enough to fuck a guy she met at a bar is a pig....and deserves an std...personally. Typing fast...really wasnt paying attention to grammer. But congrats for the obvious
And no i dont think your lesbain because of that. I assumed your were a lesbain when i saw your profile picture...Ohhhh...that shit stunggg
@AudiGal09 Well then dont vent at random people...because maybe they are always pissed off like i am. And your not ugly, i just said you like like a lesbain. And lesbians arent ugly at all. A bit masculne, and problably dont wash all the time. But a more then decent face structure.....
i dont get ur argument... or i disagree... ill establish if im for the later statment when the first is answered.... why are condoms sexist??? and how is womans shampoo not??? espesialy the Herbal Essences line .....
i disagree that the concept of a condom not feeling like it is there is not sexist twards women. i as a woman cant stand condoms. i can in fact tell the difference between using a condom and not using one, and much prefer to not use one if possible. (in a commited monogamous relationship while using another form of birth control) now if they can only find a way around the akward pause that always happens while the condom is being applied
the invention of a tampon was from the mindset of a man to deal with the 'dirtiness' of a woman...in fact, most "feminine" products were conceived and designed by a man for a woman...this goes all the way up to the medicalization off child birth where women are encouraged to undergo c-cections and epiderals for the sake of marketing and quicker procedure...
@MissxBxMundane because men are too ambarrased to use a product that is in any way marketed twards women. i have had several boyfriends that would buy mens shampoo and conditioner and it would sit unused in the shower because they truly prefer my products but would never admit to other people that they use them
they are awful, i do think women products are made much to a better standard, but then i use unisex natural products which work best from both so.. I know a few boys who aren't gay who admit to using women products, its cute to say the least.
I'm not sure. But Youtube has been screwing with me lately, both intentionally and unintentionally. I've been getting notifications of comments and subscriptions DAYS after they happen, and they wouldn't allow this video to have ads. Apparently I'm indecent.
I have to add my $.02 and say I prefer the videos without the camera moving so much. Did you attach it to your chair or something?
I gotta give you credit for keeping your presentation fresh, though. How about some more kinetic typography? (I don't even want to know how long those things take to make...)
Keep up the great videos. I love your linguistic style.
But that's kind of hard. I mean, I have to roll it on, and then pull it off, and then turn it inside out and put it back on. Not exactly easy if the condom is a tight fight.
I'd rather just not use them. More pleasure for me AND her.
you should check out current - target women. There is a whole series about advertisements targeted at women that are sexist.... in that they stereotype.
non scented tampons (yes they exist), are actually fantastic for nose bleeds. You will often see them being used on sidelines and ring side. And you can use them at home!
I did enjoy this video, so I watched it a couple of times. My reward? The "recommended for you" box on my home page is now filled with condom commercials. Thanks Az.
I was very worried that you were going to claim that the very idea of condoms is sexist, and was fully prepared to, as the kids say, "get ugly up in here." I'm glad you were more specific. And I do agree. I tend to zone out during condom, ED pill, and feminine hygiene commercials because being confronted with those things during an episode of "Glee" makes me unspeakably uncomfortable. But now that you mention it, they are rather sexist.
since when did "sexist" become a dirty word. Some things in life are sexist...as they are meant to be. having separate bathrooms is sexist, technically speaking..I mean you wouldnt tolerate separate rest rooms for blacks or gays or hispanics, but we tolerate it for men and women, oh how sexist. It's an over simplification, but sexism in and of itself is not necessarily bad. Like the word discrimination is not innately bad. It's how these words are used and applied.
I'm not sure what vendetta you have against me lately, especially in a case like this where a little attention to the punchline would show that we agree, but I don't like it.
No vendetta at all. Love your vids. Lately I'm down cuz I miss your lengthy literary essays. Miss your laborious video editing. You have to admit, lately you've been sorta phonin' it in from that big comfy lazy boy (relatively speaking. I'm sure these vids are hard work also)..Really, though, I'm sorry if I have offended you. Keep up the great work.
Apology accepted. The lengthy literary essays and laborious video editing didn't ever go hand in hand. I do more work with these, doing so many takes and picking just the right ones, timing them to get exactly the pace I want, and working the sound and color, all on a netbook. If it doesn't take as long, it's because I've been using the same technique for over a year, and it's easier to be meticulous now. I'm really not being lazy, and it's too bad that that's how this came off.
A few annoying elaborations (youtube's good for those).
Lesbians use condoms on their dildoes because a partner has been honest that a former husband or boyfriend gave them herpes. A lesbian sometimes gets a husband because she 1: falls in love with a guy (which isn't much related to sex), or 2. gets a boyfriend because hetro sex is better than no sex for the sexually active (even if its not preferred).
Aside from that 5*s for energy and entertainment.
On one hand, the demographic that purchases on a regular basis probably is thinking along the line of sex sells, and marketers do try to relate on the lowest assumed intellect, but a common reason for not wearing condoms is that it doesn't feel good, so saying that it doesn't, doesn't feel good, may be an incentive for people to buy.
All four of those appeal to the lowest common denominator--that last one even manages brilliance.
I'm not grasping at straws. Firstly because I'm making a joke, not arguing, and it's not even the whole of the joke. And secondly because any slogan that self-depricates when you add "That's what she said" to the end of it, is not a good slogan. "It feels like nothing's there. That's what she said."
First, I'd like to start by saying I am a fan (obvious by my subscription) and find you to be funny and spot on.....most of the time; however, I think your grasping at straws here.
I don't get it, Az. Are you saying women prefer to feel the condom? If so, why? I'm not sure I understand why a woman would prefer that (to feel her man is wearing a condom).
It seems to me that "it feels like nothing's there" is good for men and women.
Sure, this was funny and amusing, but where's the point? Or, forget the point, how about some effort?
C'mon, Az. As much as you may hate it or deny it, you've been slacking lately. I only subscribe to four channels, and you're one of them. How about a decent video?
Jeff, I was not expecting that last bit. I was so shocked that I fell over backward and hit my head on a filing cabinet, which as it happens occupied that same space. I have since sought the services of a doctor who has applied several very expensive drops of pharmaceutical grade super glue to the wound/chasm in the back of my skull..
the background is making me dizzy but this is awesome
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VadimCAE 3 months ago
i give this two thumbs up i lmao
eddie1823 5 months ago
Your sexy looks are quite sexy.
RachealBrigid 6 months ago
I get it I like it I do think it's funny but it can go both ways because I know plenty of girls who like it bare back just as much as we do.
tiberias111 7 months ago
About the tampon commercial idea: You are, obviously, never going to be bleeding out of your vagina. By your logic, if I ever need to find protection to put on my penis, I will know where to turn. Even though I don't have one. It targets men because men wear them. It isn't sexist, it's good marketing.
sesskikofan 1 year ago
Condoms are sexiest because they are promoted to the n'th despite the fact it significantly reduces pleasure for men, no alternatives are ever promoted for women
In fact, look at the amount of sex related products promoted for women (some very technical, well researched), all designed to increase/maximise pleasure for women. The ONLY product promoted for men is the one that reduces pleasure and is still good for women whose only required effort to enjoy sex is "lie back & think of England"
skeletorphd 1 year ago
Female condoms. And some women prefer sex without a condom of any kind.
VCat2006 1 year ago
Not only that, but more than often the women shown in these advertisements are white (a huge issue), and are placed in a heteronormative context, or are shown in sexually suggestive positions. Also, it should be noted that black women, or other women of color featured in these commercials are somewhat light skinned, or maintain "friendly and familiar" white facial traits.
ChetCelebration 1 year ago
Unfortunately, commercials directed towards women are also incredibly sexist. Most commercials for tampons, Victoria's Secret, and shampoos that feature women, typically only feature women who fit into the accepted societal standard of beauty; a standard which is most often unattainable and impossible. This contributes greatly to self-objectification (in addition to the women in the adverts themselves being objectified).
ChetCelebration 1 year ago
wait..ur gay?
Bandido9911 1 year ago
haha ''that sound's fucking terriable.'' ~ loved that part.
btytrthfrdmlv 1 year ago
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tgspace 1 year ago
Trust me, lesbians have plenty of uses for condoms
tgspace 1 year ago
@Azrienoch In truth, Cynicism is not caused by hatred but by indifference. When people say things like," I don't give a fuck about so-and-so- or this-and-that." That is indifference and not hatred for it is when one doesn't care anymore about these evils in society, contempting money and being dog-like for Cynicism comes from the Greek word meaning dog-like.
Though nice video, for it is true about most things.
DalikastheStoic 1 year ago
hahaha, funny logic is always the best form of logic I think ^^
yousuckatlyfe 1 year ago
(Part 2) because the idea is that you don't feel the condom - there is nothing there EXCEPT for the penis. Right? That's what they mean and that's how it applies, right? (I'm only guessing here because I've never had sex myself lol.)
luvtheheaven3 1 year ago
Well, the joke is that when a woman says about sex that it feels like nothing is there, they don't mean the condom. They mean the cock. They mean it feels like not having sex.
azrienoch 1 year ago 3
@azrienoch Well yes obviously. I do get the joke lol. I just think the point could be made that maybe the condom commercials aren't sexist after all. That's all. LOL.
luvtheheaven3 1 year ago
@azrienoch Quick question, what's that song at the end? It makes me happy.
TheInfernalSpark 1 year ago
@azrienoch oh. I thought you meant, it feels like it (the condom) isn't there. The condom isn't on. Pregnancy time!
rayogram2 1 year ago
Lol this was entertaining. I think you kinda made your point in a kinda confusing way. The shampoo stuff might be sexist but tampon commericals/tampons in general aren't sexist because ONLY females have periods/a use for tampons. The condom is going to be touching both the man and the woman, so you're right in that way that condom commercials maybe should be advertising to both males and females. Idk. ;) I think, though, that the "feeling like nothing's there" could apply to both males & females
luvtheheaven3 1 year ago
If Condoms are sexist, then what are the Injection, Pill, coil for women? Sexist towards women? if true then does that not balance the sexism out?
phillitupp 1 year ago
no thats what pregnancy is for!!
JOHNOOH 1 year ago
The condom commercials are terrible too. I remember watching the trogan commercial with the guys who are pigs at a bar until they purchase "Trogan" condoms. An then they evolve into a man. Thats fucking sexist. I think if women walk around without "Trogan" condoms, they should also revert back to pigs as well. That commercial, i believe was entirely offensive to men of all kinds
submissivelover 2 years ago
sexism hurts, doesn't it. try being a woman today.
And it's Trojan not Trogan.
and you probably think im a lesbian for supporting my half of humanity dont you.
AudiGal09 1 year ago
@AudiGal09 I am a women...and i think any women sleazy enough to fuck a guy she met at a bar is a pig....and deserves an std...personally. Typing fast...really wasnt paying attention to grammer. But congrats for the obvious
And no i dont think your lesbain because of that. I assumed your were a lesbain when i saw your profile picture...Ohhhh...that shit stunggg
submissivelover 1 year ago
Ladies, ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around.
azrienoch 1 year ago 15
hahaha :) that's good. that's very good.
AudiGal09 1 year ago
duuude sorry i was in a bad mood earlier today and youtube is a great place to go to vent
im glad you think im ugly. i already am on medications for depression so that's really good for me. thanks gurl
AudiGal09 1 year ago
@AudiGal09 Well then dont vent at random people...because maybe they are always pissed off like i am. And your not ugly, i just said you like like a lesbain. And lesbians arent ugly at all. A bit masculne, and problably dont wash all the time. But a more then decent face structure.....
submissivelover 1 year ago
@submissivelover grammar
adygondal 1 year ago
@adygondal I dont think that is very important at all.
submissivelover 1 year ago
@submissivelover are you embarrassed hunny?
adygondal 1 year ago
@adygondal Not one bit, i am more apathetic versus embarrassed
submissivelover 1 year ago
@submissivelover You're a women, not a woman, right?
notessimodude 1 year ago
@notessimodude I am not sure how to answer that....Women....WHOA MAN,,,,,is that whta your trying to do?
submissivelover 1 year ago
@submissivelover women means many. WomAn means just 1. You called yourself many. :\
notessimodude 1 year ago
@notessimodude I'm sorry...i just stopped caring right now
submissivelover 1 year ago
@submissivelover You just stopped caring right?
notessimodude 1 year ago
@notessimodude LOOK DOWN AGAIN...RIGHT NOW, IT SAYS RIGHT NOW!!!
submissivelover 1 year ago
@submissivelover If you stopped caring right then, why did you reply? :]
notessimodude 1 year ago
@notessimodude To let you know i dont give a fuck what you say to me, it doesn't matter at all
submissivelover 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@submissivelover You're replying to my comments over and over. You give a fuck.
notessimodude 1 year ago
I've made you saying "Ding Dong! Hooooot-Dog!" into an Mp3 ringtone.
Email me if you'd like to hear it =)
SomeDudeThatRants 2 years ago
thats like the opposite in the UK you would think condoms were made just for women
manticore117 2 years ago
i dont get ur argument... or i disagree... ill establish if im for the later statment when the first is answered.... why are condoms sexist??? and how is womans shampoo not??? espesialy the Herbal Essences line .....
other then that, great vid!!!
Poisonfrogg 2 years ago
i disagree that the concept of a condom not feeling like it is there is not sexist twards women. i as a woman cant stand condoms. i can in fact tell the difference between using a condom and not using one, and much prefer to not use one if possible. (in a commited monogamous relationship while using another form of birth control) now if they can only find a way around the akward pause that always happens while the condom is being applied
heather0585 2 years ago
I find that tampons come in very handy when I get a nosebleed.
MrMRmik 2 years ago 16
xD
Awesome!
5/5 stars + fave
Uchihagirl49 2 years ago
I love you Azrienoch and if I was with you, there would be no condoms. I would be full of your precious body fluids.
thebendnsnap 2 years ago
lawl "But i'm also a woman and that sounds fucking terrible -literally!"
Roenazarrek 2 years ago
DING DONG HOOOOT DOG. I could listen to that forever XD to funny.
WoWBaleos 2 years ago
the invention of a tampon was from the mindset of a man to deal with the 'dirtiness' of a woman...in fact, most "feminine" products were conceived and designed by a man for a woman...this goes all the way up to the medicalization off child birth where women are encouraged to undergo c-cections and epiderals for the sake of marketing and quicker procedure...
Now you're playin' with power...MAN POWER!!!
how u luv that mayne?
doctorrin 2 years ago
i have always thought why do things that are for men have to say FOR MEN when women products don't, does seem odd to me.
and why do things for men always come in simple packaging, smell awful 9 times out of 10 or just not work as well?
strange times.
MissxBxMundane 2 years ago
@MissxBxMundane because men are too ambarrased to use a product that is in any way marketed twards women. i have had several boyfriends that would buy mens shampoo and conditioner and it would sit unused in the shower because they truly prefer my products but would never admit to other people that they use them
heather0585 2 years ago
they are awful, i do think women products are made much to a better standard, but then i use unisex natural products which work best from both so.. I know a few boys who aren't gay who admit to using women products, its cute to say the least.
MissxBxMundane 2 years ago
I need some more of that thumb-licking-sexy-look action you big tease.
onyana 2 years ago 3
LOL and nobody asked the sheep what they think about them rubbers!
mario64bits 2 years ago
5* for the "ding-dong hotdog" lmfao I haven't heard that in years!
Oh and I loved the rest of the video too =)
WhiteBredRock 2 years ago
bahahahaha Genius
nunavailabul 2 years ago
when's the last time you saw a high-heals commercial for men?
why am I getting your videos so late?
3 days?
marniespeaks 2 years ago
I'm not sure. But Youtube has been screwing with me lately, both intentionally and unintentionally. I've been getting notifications of comments and subscriptions DAYS after they happen, and they wouldn't allow this video to have ads. Apparently I'm indecent.
azrienoch 2 years ago
can you use your twitter account to notify people you have a new video?
marniespeaks 2 years ago
Haha I never realized that. I love your videos.
LordShadovar 2 years ago
love the video other than how the camera movements made me nauseous!
MechaFright 2 years ago
I hear if you scoot away from the screen, it fixes that. Make sure you have a good peripheral grounding.
azrienoch 2 years ago
good advice!
MechaFright 2 years ago
I have to add my $.02 and say I prefer the videos without the camera moving so much. Did you attach it to your chair or something?
I gotta give you credit for keeping your presentation fresh, though. How about some more kinetic typography? (I don't even want to know how long those things take to make...)
Keep up the great videos. I love your linguistic style.
787Bisurdaddy 2 years ago
I agree!!! That wobbley and angle down onto your face is a little distracting from your words, but good job keeping it different.
dropapebble 2 years ago
what are you talking about, condom comercials are not sexist, but a whole bunch of others ARE
MinaFem 2 years ago
Haha after watching this I still have no clue where you actually stand on sexism and advertising.
DeflocculatedDentist 2 years ago
Good.
azrienoch 2 years ago
Haha i actually love you. This was brillient.
bobblecount 2 years ago
At long last! Somebody finaly points that out!
TheTheifInYourHead 2 years ago
sometimes lesbians use condoms on their toys.... lol....
JamesCalico 2 years ago
HAHA!
Great video man!
ianhoppe 2 years ago
Azrienoch is all good.
CivysCare4Soldiers2 2 years ago
that's why I'm a genderless male
RayAtheist 2 years ago
"Ribbed for her pleasure." Definitely sexist.
787Bisurdaddy 2 years ago
Turn it inside out.
Ocutoyucoto 2 years ago
But that's kind of hard. I mean, I have to roll it on, and then pull it off, and then turn it inside out and put it back on. Not exactly easy if the condom is a tight fight.
I'd rather just not use them. More pleasure for me AND her.
787Bisurdaddy 2 years ago
You don't think girls like feeling your naked cock in their poons? ...yeah, actually, that makes sense.
djadvance22 2 years ago
dude, if condoms are sexist....does that mean sexists are condoms?
AimiriZ 2 years ago
No, sexists are dicks.
azrienoch 2 years ago
dude, if sexists are dicks...does that mean dicks are sexist?
AimiriZ 2 years ago
That's not what it means, no, but coincidently, yes.
azrienoch 2 years ago
u said u hav a vagina? how do u hav a penis and a vagina at the same time?
veryrandomhannah 2 years ago
I am the Greek god Hermaphroditus.
azrienoch 2 years ago
luv the sexy looks. very funny. XD
choji17 2 years ago
You are a scary man...
Dreki8 2 years ago
No he isnt. You're just a wussy sissy.
bhavvv 2 years ago
So what do balloon animals use for condoms? Is that specieist?
vclamp 2 years ago
I love your voice.
and this was hilarious!
KateSunshine1 2 years ago
Ha, Ha, fun vid! You should get your shirt wet more often.
StevenErnest 2 years ago
Wow! Your vagina bleeds too?
Gimmeabreakman 2 years ago
Women being the only ones allowed to get pregnant is sexist.
elspoko 2 years ago
YEA, this is sooooo sexist!!!!!!
I want to have babies too, impregnate my mangina NOW!!!!
bhavvv 2 years ago
RAISE UP MY MANGINAN BRETHREN!
The days of the sexist women having all the birthgiving power is over!
Revolution!
The true battle of the sexes will begin! ARISE!
elspoko 2 years ago
At first, I thought the title was "condoms are sexy"
Ormaaj 2 years ago 2
what do u mean ur also a women??
veryrandomhannah 2 years ago
I mean that I have a vagina.
azrienoch 2 years ago
So you're intrsexed then? I have a couple of friends that are intersexed and they are really cool.
missdivinestalls 2 years ago
No, no, it's a joke.
azrienoch 2 years ago
lol i know. I agree that most of these ads for these products are sexist.
missdivinestalls 2 years ago
lol seriously... ok so condoms ARE sexist the majority of the time, either choosing men or woman as their target audience
"for her pleasure!" meaning it has ribs that rub the ladies right. *wink*
or
ULTRA THIN! meaning that it's like wearing a ghost on your manhood. is it there or not the world may never know....
Yes i typed in caps because thats generally what you see in products targeted towards men. like energy drinks and most "manly" video games.
drywall15 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha hahahahahahahahaha ohhh shit that was sooooo fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
darkiestar1 2 years ago
you should check out current - target women. There is a whole series about advertisements targeted at women that are sexist.... in that they stereotype.
jharsika 2 years ago
AWESOME...hahaha dude you're the fucking best
matrix2k3 2 years ago
love the ending lol priceless
melarteeh 2 years ago
non scented tampons (yes they exist), are actually fantastic for nose bleeds. You will often see them being used on sidelines and ring side. And you can use them at home!
aknightofswords 2 years ago
What is your stance on those diaphragm (that's probably spelled wrong, but fuck it) things?
EVHisgodyoumuppet 2 years ago
you literally made my day!! ...great observations (as always)...
"SEXY LOOK!" = literal LMAO
emzywoo 2 years ago
I did enjoy this video, so I watched it a couple of times. My reward? The "recommended for you" box on my home page is now filled with condom commercials. Thanks Az.
*sexy look quickly replaced by mean look*
DarkMatter2525 2 years ago
you should do a sexy look part all the time ;D
for us guylovers benifit ;D
ClaudiaSwann 2 years ago
btw... 'ex nihilo' ? :D
CroTuschek 2 years ago
*Sexy look!* hahahahha
CroTuschek 2 years ago
you always sound as if you have a cold.
Freeze frame bad.
humanman65 2 years ago
Nah. When I get a cold, you'll know it.
azrienoch 2 years ago
I was very worried that you were going to claim that the very idea of condoms is sexist, and was fully prepared to, as the kids say, "get ugly up in here." I'm glad you were more specific. And I do agree. I tend to zone out during condom, ED pill, and feminine hygiene commercials because being confronted with those things during an episode of "Glee" makes me unspeakably uncomfortable. But now that you mention it, they are rather sexist.
OHMYGOSHitsSARA 2 years ago
You should be on T.V. or something
prodigy00073 2 years ago
Interesting. >:3
MeleecCc 2 years ago
were you trying to channel "bruno" for your sexy looks? lol.
PerthPete1 2 years ago
since when did "sexist" become a dirty word. Some things in life are sexist...as they are meant to be. having separate bathrooms is sexist, technically speaking..I mean you wouldnt tolerate separate rest rooms for blacks or gays or hispanics, but we tolerate it for men and women, oh how sexist. It's an over simplification, but sexism in and of itself is not necessarily bad. Like the word discrimination is not innately bad. It's how these words are used and applied.
closeoutcrew 2 years ago
I'm not sure what vendetta you have against me lately, especially in a case like this where a little attention to the punchline would show that we agree, but I don't like it.
azrienoch 2 years ago
No vendetta at all. Love your vids. Lately I'm down cuz I miss your lengthy literary essays. Miss your laborious video editing. You have to admit, lately you've been sorta phonin' it in from that big comfy lazy boy (relatively speaking. I'm sure these vids are hard work also)..Really, though, I'm sorry if I have offended you. Keep up the great work.
closeoutcrew 2 years ago
Apology accepted. The lengthy literary essays and laborious video editing didn't ever go hand in hand. I do more work with these, doing so many takes and picking just the right ones, timing them to get exactly the pace I want, and working the sound and color, all on a netbook. If it doesn't take as long, it's because I've been using the same technique for over a year, and it's easier to be meticulous now. I'm really not being lazy, and it's too bad that that's how this came off.
azrienoch 2 years ago
A few annoying elaborations (youtube's good for those).
Lesbians use condoms on their dildoes because a partner has been honest that a former husband or boyfriend gave them herpes. A lesbian sometimes gets a husband because she 1: falls in love with a guy (which isn't much related to sex), or 2. gets a boyfriend because hetro sex is better than no sex for the sexually active (even if its not preferred).
Aside from that 5*s for energy and entertainment.
Trollschool 2 years ago
That's a mighty large generalization you just made there.
Hedonophobia 2 years ago
No offense, but I was wondering where specifically you thought the generalization lies.
You have at least 7 options: 1. Lesbians, 2. Dildoes, 3. Husbands, 4. Boyfriends, 5. Condoms, 6. Herpes, 7. Partners.
I'm sure there are even more combinations that could be considered, but lets just get that one out of the way.
Trollschool 2 years ago
LOL, the funniest part about this video isn't the subtle double entendre in the video (although that's quite good)...
but rather, people's immediate annoyance with not understanding, and Az's swiftly encouraging them to unsubscribe from him.
So good. I laughed out loud from reading the comments here.
mavaddat 2 years ago
5 stars for sexy look
nachtatix 2 years ago
az, if YOU are bleeding out your vagina, you've got some serious problems, pal! LOL!
SteevDragon67 2 years ago
funny 5*
meNiMONSTERs 2 years ago
awesome
DragonInMyAnus 2 years ago
And finally, lets be honest, they are for everyone, but guys have to wear them.
And for all of those that didn't get the joke, your morons, stupid mor.........oh......wait a second...........dammit!!
lgnks 2 years ago
On one hand, the demographic that purchases on a regular basis probably is thinking along the line of sex sells, and marketers do try to relate on the lowest assumed intellect, but a common reason for not wearing condoms is that it doesn't feel good, so saying that it doesn't, doesn't feel good, may be an incentive for people to buy.
lgnks 2 years ago
Complete sensation.
Second skin.
It feels fucking good.
This ain't your father's condom.
All four of those appeal to the lowest common denominator--that last one even manages brilliance.
I'm not grasping at straws. Firstly because I'm making a joke, not arguing, and it's not even the whole of the joke. And secondly because any slogan that self-depricates when you add "That's what she said" to the end of it, is not a good slogan. "It feels like nothing's there. That's what she said."
azrienoch 2 years ago
First, I'd like to start by saying I am a fan (obvious by my subscription) and find you to be funny and spot on.....most of the time; however, I think your grasping at straws here.
(rest in next comment)
lgnks 2 years ago
Great vid man
FGRedneck 2 years ago
This video needs no explanations. All of you go away.
DrazharX 2 years ago
I don't get it, Az. Are you saying women prefer to feel the condom? If so, why? I'm not sure I understand why a woman would prefer that (to feel her man is wearing a condom).
It seems to me that "it feels like nothing's there" is good for men and women.
mavaddat 2 years ago
C'mon man, don't make me explain the joke.
azrienoch 2 years ago
Oh man, I can't believe I missed that. :-( I feel so... small.
mavaddat 2 years ago
Sure, this was funny and amusing, but where's the point? Or, forget the point, how about some effort?
C'mon, Az. As much as you may hate it or deny it, you've been slacking lately. I only subscribe to four channels, and you're one of them. How about a decent video?
stixs0000 2 years ago
What they fuck are you talking about? This is not only clever, but it's really well done, if I may say so myself. Do me a favor and make it three.
azrienoch 2 years ago
I like this new style you're doing now.
smalltownatheist 2 years ago
Thanks, I think it makes it more fluid and organic.
azrienoch 2 years ago
i think the sexy look needs to be in more videos.
gerbs96 2 years ago 3
So...why is that sexist?
Brandt761 2 years ago
What, that they didn't use an ambivalent slogan?
azrienoch 2 years ago
as far as I can tell, they're saying it feels like there's no condom at all...so, do women like feeling the condom or something?
Brandt761 2 years ago
I used to be acquainted with a lesbian couple who used condoms on their dildos. (I'll never understand why that information was passed to me.)
geolab101 2 years ago
I'm still deadset on being your first mansex conquest. You can have me.
And something a bit more relevant:
wait, nope. The last few seconds made me forget all mildly intelligent thoughts I had.
I... Agree? I mean, I don't see many flaws in your argument. Even if I did, I'm not the type of ass to scream "U LAI", and not back it up.
Kbai.
21FingerGod 2 years ago
If I had a penis, it would be hard right now.
misspacman08 2 years ago 3
You are my hero. The last part was amazing. xDDD
The related videos on the left hand side seriously scare me. Just the still pictures on the video are freaking me out. xD
But great vid, once again!
HersheysKisses637 2 years ago
Wow I had to fav this one lol
ballsimhornylol 2 years ago
when i was a kid i used to blow up condoms and put them on my head!!! are they saying condoms arent toys aswell??!!!?!
rihc2 2 years ago
nice beard.
Milosmilk 2 years ago
...condoms are for women too... but not the ones that men use,,,
linkfanatic13579 2 years ago
I'm using a condom right now.
8-)
OhCurt 2 years ago
I actually fell out of my chair with this one. Great stuff.
Solivagus10 2 years ago
at 1:36 THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
beeohhski 2 years ago
Contradictory comment in 3...2...1...
"Fuck condoms!"
DarkMatter2525 2 years ago
Oh you're good.
azrienoch 2 years ago
hahaha. yes.
TheUltimateNihilist 2 years ago
Lmao @ Sexy Look! AWSOME haha
melzaelf 2 years ago
ur awesome
muempire 2 years ago
The sexy look alone made this video.
Conrii 2 years ago
Ha that "but I'm also a woman" line really caught me off guard.
ntwiles 2 years ago
:-)
rozeboosje 2 years ago
The last girl I was with said she felt nothing at all, and I wasn't even wearing a condom.
HowDaWorldTwerks 2 years ago 3
Damn, that was sexy.
R0aringC0w 2 years ago
lol, haha, loved it. Random, intriguing, funny, perfect.
DirectionsPlease 2 years ago
but you ARE bleeding out your vagina
bubonicnate 2 years ago 2
ouch
rozeboosje 2 years ago
lolz!
bubonicnate 2 years ago
Well, there are those condoms that are "ribbed for her pleasure" which I can only assume is a misogynistic reference to the book of Genesis.
CousinoMacul 2 years ago 10
LMAO
azrienoch 2 years ago
Jeff, I was not expecting that last bit. I was so shocked that I fell over backward and hit my head on a filing cabinet, which as it happens occupied that same space. I have since sought the services of a doctor who has applied several very expensive drops of pharmaceutical grade super glue to the wound/chasm in the back of my skull..
Question. Where do I send the bill?
JimmerSD 2 years ago
OH good he has a faggy little intro now
that's just what we all want to see
darthhelmet2193 2 years ago