Pablo Francisco - Spiderman and cock blocking

[badoocee]

Funny Guy.

[sLuuugZz]

"I don't know you but I care about you and hes got Herpies"

[REDASSASINful]

Does anyone know the name of the song at 6:14 ?

[useventovarcruz]

@REDASSASINful its called tequila-by the champs

[1REVINT]

"Look it's a truck, it's an asshole, it's sex blocker"!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!

[anima1s]

dear advertisement: you're not that cool of a car

[Trasyu]

it concerns me how much Pablo sweats while doing standup

[HDaviator]

@Trasyu

To his defense, his acts are very active. He moves around allot.

[ShortfallOfGravitas]

Wadsworth Constant applies.

[kadyroberts]

Parents are cockblockers

[MultiOreoEater]

70 people sadly have no game, therefore have never been cockblocked

[pyro2020]

Laughing too hard but when he went to system of a down i lost it and almost died

I was like YESSSSSSS Pablo FUCKING RULES

[jebcody69trojan]

what was that first song

[kevintiku]

I use NYAN CAT :D

[anais19961]

omg i cockblocked my uncle once with the same songs it was soooo hilarious Thank You Pablo Francisco for your wonderful cockblocking lesson

[shonjy]

wtf why you got to mess with Korn



[theaop]

@shonjy That's System of a Down not Korn...

[MrSoAwesomness]

@theaop How the fuck do you confuse System of a down with Korn.

[krazy00jeff]

@MrSoAwesomness how do u mix tat

[livingisaight]

keith stone is such a faggot 

[killercchd]

someone get all there songs and post the link here 

[lozerssexy]

90120 hahhahahahha

[blargypaston]

what is the song at 7:20 before the lolipop song?

[TheDragonEye0]

@blargypaston Blue Moon by The Marcels

[kruniikz]

68 people are cock blockers

[mellone123456]

omfg, i hate top rated quotes that ruin punch lines.!!!!!!!!

[firethower99]

He's woman voice is hilarious.

[mxprep07]

lol what was the name of the first song?

[9012255762]

@mxprep07 It's Blue Swede's Hooked on a Feeling

[dontdoharm]

does he still do stand up?

[PTPfilms]

@dontdoharm Yes, he just recorded his new special

[01livinglegend]

with grate power comes grate pussy............ he's captain sex blocker

[xFromMyHandsx]

@01livinglegend great*

[TheHell666yeah]

lol

[longbeachk1d]

DUDE U GOTTA FEED UR FISH!

[BigIrishman16]

67 people are total cock blockers!

[SingleBlackMom]

What was the song at 5:58 and the one at 6:12?

[BigIrishman16]

@SingleBlackMom - "Tequila"

[Maris90]

@SingleBlackMom

I guess the first one was David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling.

[IAmAMooseYo]

''Can i get some pussy? boo''

[doozi]

rofl @ the cockblocking music!

[arkk1]

i could deff fuck to system lol

[joedange2007]

3:05 "oh my gawd" hahahaha

[KokayneDaKlown]

The first SOAD one was Chop Suey, but the last one was random nonesense

[CrSkater21]

LOL!!

"On the next 901 whatever 20"

Haha and he laughs xD

[Scurge237]

ADS WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OGOLDskoolX]

. .

\_/

[xxaimpiratexx]

*BOOFFSH* DUDE you forgot to feed your fish!

[Deadpool021]

My uncle died boo boo bee boo. Mary Jane can I get some pussy......boo?

[RijiiRizu]

He said 9-0-1-2-0. Lol.

[BlackStripe2]

"Lollipop, lollipop..." XD

[GamorReview]

What's the song on 7:20 ??? I've been trying to find it for YEARS if anyone knows

[AkinSwampFox]

@GamorReview I think it's Blue Moon by The Marcels

[Chiefdoom4ever91]

System of a down's singer sounds like he has down sydrome. I don't know why he just sounds weird.

[Skindre115500]

Hey dude! You gotta go pick up that wedding ring! Where's those diapers? I thought you were gay! Did you get that checked out?!

He's Captain SEX BLOCKER!

[crazydude903]

Peter.... Your a pussy.xD

[CowPlowBeatz]

fucken classic

[LemonMerigueTie]

ON THE NEXT 9 0 1.. WHATEVER 2 0 ..

DILANS DICK IS ONE INCH

[kovah4]

Fuck yeah!!! System Of A Down Rocks!

[hellraise22]

Tequila. 

[wertyda1]

0:00



[VelMidreamer]

Captain Sexblocker in action!

"Dude, you gotta pick up that wedding ring! Where's those diapers? I thought you were gay. -points to crotch- Did you take care of that already?"

[crookkedd313]

"I thought you were gay!"

[TheDeathwish1000]

Someone post a list of songs?

[DensetsuTito]

don`t die Unle Ben! Bu Bu Bu Bi Bu!

[BLACKACERULEZ7041]

@DensetsuTito lol uncle ben:peter..... ur a pussy lol funny stuff

[DensetsuTito]

@BLACKACERULEZ7041 The "bu bu bi bu" thing made me pee my pants XD

[MrHenry1496]

what the fuck does toyota have to do with rollercoasters?

[Olsenisapro]

What's the name of: TEQUILA 6:22

[Roxas42124]

"he blocked, dat WHOLE DAMN BAR!!!"

only a guy with superpowers...

[Vinko21]

he has the best impersinations ever hahaha

[LulzRoyce]

lol keanu reeves was his room mate

[TheResiMac]

He sweats way to f*cking much

[mike210294]

@TheResiMac if you did what he did for that long you would to

[TheResiMac]

@mike210294 i know u sweat alot as a comedain but he sweats abnormaly

[xxhellspawnedxx]

@TheResiMac He has quite an... active... act, continuously moving all over the place. Plus it might be partially thanks to the lighting - Some venues overdo the lighting, turning the scene into a veritable baking oven.

[StarfireClaudia]

65 people were sex blocked! D:

[KillerCrock941]

What song is the system of a down one?

[mercanaries3]

@KillerCrock941

chop suey...

[cwbigballa17]

@KillerCrock941 chop suey

[jonmanch3st3r]

this shit never gets old i come back every few months and it gets me every time

[Bouffo2008]

SYSTEM OF A DOWN ROCKS

[zeroclod]

"With great power comes great PUSSAY!" Lol funny shit

[mercanaries3]

haha soad every fing song is fitted for porno

revenga would be perfected when someone gets cheated and the cheater puts that music on

[44trinity]

SYSTEM OF A DOOOOWWWWWNNN EPIICCCCC

[mattsterman2007]

whats the name of the first song he talks about cockblocking?

[phoneboothplus1]

@mattsterman2007 You mean the "Hooga chaka"? It's called "Hooked On A Feeling".

[mattsterman2007]

@phoneboothplus1 thanks

[mattsterman2007]

@mattsterman2007 whats the song that he does before the lollipop song? lol

[Ty8011]

Did you take care of that already???? I remember doing that to a buddy of mine.

[yellowcougar18]

What the Green Goblin shoulda done in the movie is unmask Spider-man...such a plot hole too, because when he does find out who Spider-man is its so stupid. He coulda found out 10 minutes before hand, easily.

Just really hate that film.

[blazelord2211]

CAPTAIN SEX BLOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[TheMetal4evr]

Nice to meet you. Im Brad

[cebuanoguy]

63 people got cock blocked

[bobby104c]

@cebuanoguy no... the 63 people who disliked the video disliked it

[centralcoaststandup]

@bobby104c

bobby104c got cock blocked

[sokiacadoa]

@cebuanoguy 66 people are now cockblocked.

[EtyleN]

@cebuanoguy haha

[Sk8TillTheEnd420]

@cebuanoguy By spider man lol

[HackingAModdedGlitch]

@cebuanoguy make that 69

[madridista4life7]

lmaoo..u wanna party?? YEAH LETS DO IT!

[123456789jamiec]

dude you gotta feed your fish!

[donte198]

soad 4twi love all their albums and serj is doin pretty good

[rogersmg]

what's the name of that Tequila song? and the System of Down?

[donte198]

@rogersmg the soad song chop suey on the toxicity album

[erichdz123]

@rogersmg tequila and chop suey

[redpacman13]

System of a down XD!!!

[basebassguy]

...tequila...

[vaex23]

BOOBOOBEEBOO

[EruptiveFuzz]

7:05

haha its true about SOAD

[samster53]

i dont know you but i care about you O MY GOD IM GETTING OUT OF HERE!

CAPTAIN SEX BLOCKER!!

[Vipxeric]

hahahaha!

[TheHolyone111]

WAKE UP! GET A BRUSH AND PUT ON ALITTLE MAKEUP! WHY YOU LEAVE THE KEYS ON THE TABLE!!!!!! oh i can have sex to system of a down :D

[Feilanna]

I always see comedians sweat a lot whenever I watch a stand up. Are they nervous, or is it just that warm? :/

[cebuanoguy]

@Feilanna lights are super hot

[Feilanna]

@cebuanoguy really? O:

[madridista4life7]

LMAOOOO I DIED WHEN HE WENT " DONT DIE UNCLE BEN!!" wit that voice..hahahahaha holy shit man!!!!

[DarkAssassin198]

WAKE UP SDLAJHGSLKHGLKSHLKS WAKE UP lol best part but the mexican one was more funny lol

[bigboimoses]

With Great Power Come Great Pussy!!

[AIRBOURNEROCKERS]

@bigboimoses / Airbourne Rockers

haha thats so true good pussy

[ClaustrophobicVamp]

CAPTAIIIIIIIIIINNNNN SEXBLOOOOKEEEEERRRRRRRR!

[cfwpiano]

"Mind if I play some music so I don't hear the thumping? "

"Sure, go ahead."

OOOGACHAH OOOGA OOOOGA OOOOGACHAKA

[nikolai2013]

YES SOAD FTW!!!!

[BigWillThePrince]

System Of The Down FTW! XD fuck this was funny

[Alexatives]

@BigWillThePrince A* down

[Rickeyuiop]

6:54 whats that song? heck whats the name of all those songs?

[TheEliminator1992]

....... its a violent pornography.......

[myrhmt51]

he did the monster mash

[TheEliminator1992]

SYSTEM OF A DOWN FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!!

[BLACKACERULEZ7041]

@TheEliminator1992 weird to talk about system in pablo francisco vid but its true. THUMBS UP FOR SOAD!!!

[baldo0008]

lol 5:52 lmao this dude is a genius

[micdan8000]

is this on dvd if so whats it called?

[sabrepictures]

@micdan8000 it's called "Ouch!"

[russskateboardsalot]

can i get some pussy? boo?

[emocheshire222]

W00T S.O.A.D!!!!!!!!:D this guy is awsome lol

[POJVstudios]

Peter.....Peter pussy.

[cebuanoguy]

shit i want to fucking see the audience's faces :p

[MrDevinsalute]

with great powers comes great pussy

[loser0kid]

how the fuck does justin beiber have more veiws than this???

[password34]

"can i can some bussy boo?"

[xWARCHILDx1]

feel sorry for dylen and his one incher

[dannycarey13]

Peter... your a pussy! haha XD he is soooo funny!

[2VaswaNdAngel2]

THANKS GUYS STOP I KNOW NOW ITS SOAD..:)

[2VaswaNdAngel2]

@unforgiven125 Thanks!!!:3

[AUSROTTENY2K]

its funnier when he says cock block than sex block

[andoger1]

Lmao! Chop suey! hahaha

[2VaswaNdAngel2]

Pls rock dudes whats the songs name in 6: 54-7:00 ???? Pls tell me!!!

[unforgiven125]

@2VaswaNdAngel2 system of a down- chop suey

[demonicnaruto98]

@2VaswaNdAngel2 chop suey SOAD

[stratocasterguy1]

@2VaswaNdAngel2 Chop Suey - System of a down.

[2VaswaNdAngel2]

@stratocasterguy1 Thank you!!:)

[khh1964]

I was humping away and "loveshack" came on once. haha

[MoonliteShadowkissed]

he did the monster mash *beatboxing* lmao

[DarkSouls010]

Tequila!

[mctroll89]

his bro voice is just as funny as his chick voice XD XD XD

[Silvete]

if tht was me with my friends just yelling the game would cock block them all

[thekingkavon]

pablo lookes like the guy from to in a half man charl

[MrsTonyDinozzio]

Ladies, if you need to cock block your boyfriend, talk about their mom or grandma. Or talk about religion.

[Keezy99332]

Great pussy ??? Lol

[xX20lindsay08Xx]

tequilla!

Lollipop lollipop

[superguitarlover]

LOL my name is brad XD and ive totally used the fish feeding one lol

[slipknotmetalhead13]

Peter pussy

[MultiDC19]

I dont no you, but i care about you , and yeaah he has herpes .

[TheThekkbop]

dude ya gotta feed your fish

[ghpoju]

GREAT POWER COMES GREAT PUSSY!

[mikev225]

His Girl voice is scary. Lol. I hear it in my dreams.

[650Pisces]

@mikev225 lmao hahahhahaha u hear it in ur dreams ..that is creepy

[BlackShiraya]

5:30 the best

[noisyneil]

his girl voice is scarily good. and i mean scarily. makes me feel scared.

[snakexiv14]

Damn...this weed is good O_O

[clutchcrippler]

"aha Peter, you're a pussy haha."

[sinesty]

whats the name of the song he sings at 5:51???

[EliteGunner27]

lol cock blocking your roommate tht is hilarious

[wastelandsoldiers1]

wish we woulda done.. everyone's heard about the bird.