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  • 5:37 - 6:02 I think this was the smartest thing David ever said. And I do think it's true, why does our society put so much emphasis on you MUST move out at 18 and be on your own? To prove something? 18 year olds have no life experience, why should they be expected to survive on their own when they're fresh adults? Especially now families are having to band together more than ever, and the saying is true it does take a village to raise a child, why not family instead of nannies and day cares?

  • I like Roseanne's prayer at the end and her attitude on prayer that it should be like they fight, out loud and in public where everybody can hear it.

  • they won the lottary and still lives in the same shit hole

    fuck

  • @bobbyoty Home is home.

  • I liked the lottery season. one of my fav's. and i'm NOT a fan of the ending. but whatever.

  • @dearash07 They had to end it someway, I think you couldn't have ended any other way to be honest, but with the death of Dan they couldn't have many ideas for a newer storyboard.

  • Oh, hush people. The lottery episodes are fine. They knew the show was ending and Roseanne had the finale planned out from the start. I think with how the show ends, it explains the "lottery" season really well.

  • david and darlene seem so much closer and happier even since she told him that she was pregnant. before that even in good times you couldn't always tell if they were happy together, or at least not easily. i like them happy together like this. :)

  • Yes Sk8r...thats her :)

  • lol @ a never-been-laid, effeminate geek and a raging dyke marrying and procreating... AND it supposedly being a plausible casting decision! xD

  • The stalwarts were always funny... the retinue sucked.

  • Is Becky pregnant?

  • You know, I liked David's hair better before. He looks like he belongs on Saved by the Bell or something in this episode

  • dan should have never cut his hair

  • do they ever say the babys name? like seriously all they call her is baby or baby girl or even darlene and davids baby girl

  • @alyssa333thuggnasty I don't think they did, we know its Harris but no-one calls her that

  • @maskath

    Nancy does, when she's standing at the crib, and so does Jackie, when she's introducing Andy and Jerry to her. And Dan uses her name when Darlene and David first bring her home.

  • "Hey hey! We got the beaches!"

  • 5 59 didt david sound so gay! lol I love him

  • wow their house is decorated horribly, musta been martha stewart collection or summin

  • Man I love this show!!! :D

  • becky is so hot on this show and even hotter on Scrubs!

  • @eddieinhb yeah i kinda wish they did the fart episode with her instead of the other one.

  • 2:22 to 4:26 I think this is one of the best parts of the whole series.

    I love that line: We need to stop praying in dark corners and hiding, we should start praying the way we fight, out loud and in public where everyone can hear it!" So true!

  • "noooboooddy say anything bad about her" lmao

  • what the ingredient in border to border?

  • @donutboyjedi canadian bacon and jalapeno peppers

  • am I the only one who thinks DJ is hot? lol

  • what happens in the last episode

  • @jmzupanman dan dies i think

  • I agree with Arnabas415. I think Roseanne was mad cause no one bought it. Fans of the show liked it because the Connors portraid the typical american blue collard working class family, not the swanky hob-nobbing, spa pampering people they became. Fans couldn't relate anymore. They couldn't say "oh yeah they happened to me" anymore which is why fans REALLY liked the show. You could tell she was super pissed cause in the end she made you feel like she fooled you and you're stupid.

  • Man I recorded this to watch it again and my friggin' tv didn't record it ugh.

  • When Darlenes says that Dan acted 20 year younger around his granddaughter, man my own father is a living testament that that is true, parent will love their grandchildren more than their own, it's a very beutiful thing to see them young again

  • I can tell Beckys pregnant lol

  • I stand by this, television should have long ago adopted the practice of knowing where a show is going from season to season, and like a good movie, or novel each season should stand on its own and actually go somewhere. That way when you see you're running out of ideas, you can walk away and everyone is happy and the series has closure. Basically now shows just keep going till they jump the show, or just degenerate until it takes away from the any greatness the show might have had.

  • I loved the last season I loved it when they won the lotery I was disapointed in the last episode that it was all fiction

  • "It's time for the dumping of the nipples!" Lol.

  • Ha, they keep hinting at Becky being pregnant.

    That's odd that they introduce a new subplot like that at the END of the season, with no continuation of the seasons.

  • @TsukinoFound It could be considered a prologue maybe :-)

  • I just wish this was the final episode,and a bunch of season 9 were taken out.

    I mean, I'm a weird one who likes the crazy stuff in season 9. And I even like the twist at the end. But it ruins the real show itself.

  • i don't give a shit what Roseanne says its David and Darlene, Mark and Becky, plus only the last season was her imagination, she said she started writing after Dan died, and David, Darlene, mark, becky were the portrayed couples, it was Johnny Galecki and Sara Gilbert playing a couple, not Sara Gilbert and Glen Quinn, seeing is believing

  • @maskath I always said that the last episode was Roseanne saying "fuck you" to all the fans. I think she was mad that people didn't like the lottery storyline and said "hey, you prefer them poor and miserable? I'll make them poor and even more miserable than ever!"

  • @Arnabas315 "There's nothing like a woman's scorn..." , "There is nothing like Roseanne's scorn."

  • @Igotstheswineflu and you would know, being homo cunt extraordinaire.

  • Why are all these comments putting Mark and Darlene together, when the whole way I saw, it was David & Darlene, Becky & Mark? Am I missing something?

  • well, darlene and mark were really together, as well as david and becky. Check out the last episode and you'll understand whats goin on. . . you'll understand when you watch it. . . it kinda sucks but yeah!

  • I'm a girl, but I just think Sarah Chalke looks prettier, different in this episode. Older.

  • This episode is confusing but I finally got it XD

    Most of what Roseanne was speaking of was all a story she made (from the early episodes when she got an office 4 a Bday present.) So most of the episodes we watched were written as part of her life story she glamorized. Dan died, Jackie is gay, They didn't win the lottery, Becy is with David and darlene with David.

    I like the speech at the end

  • @munmik67 Perfect explanation, except I think you mean that 'darlened with Mark'

  • so the program of roseanne was all a dream?

  • @123spongebobx3 - Not all of it, just the part after Dan's heart attack. In "real life", Dan died from the heart attack, and that's where the writing starts up... his cheating and the lottery win are both fiction in the series.

  • Everything after Dan had the heart attack was in Roseannes mind. She made it all up because she was so depressed when Dan died.

  • what i thought roseanne explained at the beginning that mark is with darlene and beckys with david or are they still following were they left off. i am confused

  • I am so confused!

  • is that elliot from scrubs as becky

  • Yup.

  • @Sk8rjoshf just realized that now too. haha!

  • I don't watch this show really, but I'm confused. The whole this is just a fantasy?

  • Yeah. They never actually won the lottery, Jackie was really gay and that's why none of her relationships worked out, Dan died, and that's more or less the gist of what really happened.

    In essence it was indeed just a fantasy.

  • jackie still had a baby but after her marriiage failed became gay

  • Nobody ever said that. Jackie was always a lesbian. We don't know whether or not Andy exists for sure.

  • I like the original Becky a little better, but i have to say Sarah Chalke did a great job.

  • I have always believed that Roseanne Barr created the last season, and realized it was a mistake so she made up this finale to fix stuff back to normal where she could get rid of all the stupid things that the 9th season did that sucked and messed up the show...but then she fixed it too much...it was just weird

  • What about her allusion of, "It seems like some crazy woman made it all up."

  • Where is Jackie's son and baby Jerry?

  • she never had the baby. jackie was gay. dan died from the heartattack and gay jackie was gay all along and roseanne just pretended everything after that

  • I am gonna have to review this. Thanx for answering. It just doesn't make sense, as in, did fred exist? And if he only existed in a fantasy, why wasn't he in the rich part fantasy? Or Jackies son? Jackies baby, the cafe, all that was a fantasy? It seems like the real Roseanne just lost the plot at the end. Even if Jackies son was a fiction, he should have been in the fiction till the truth was revealed, not just disappear. The last season of this show was a sad ruin.

  • Andy is in the last season. I can think of at least 6 episodes off of the top of my head.

  • huh? jackie did have a baby! what are you talking about?

  • shes meaning, that jackies son andy SHOULDNT have existed and that she really SHOULDNT have had her baby. in reality, she didnt have her baby because the whole series is a book roseanne was writing and in real life jackie was gay. so really jackie would have never had a baby. but in this "book" roseanne is writing, roseanne makes her have andy. its very tricky. watch the second episode of the series finale and you will see why.

  • UMMM no she didn't...The entire series was roseanne's book/fantasy. Real life: the Mom was straight and submissive, but still crazy. Jacky was gay so rosanne wrote her as being with men so no Fred or Andy. Dan didn't survive the heart attack. Becky was married to and pregnant by Kevin/David. Darlene was married to Mark, but the baby was real. And they never did win the lottery. The last season was very over the top fantasy

  • Jackie still could have had a baby. We don't know whether or not Andy exists.

  • what happened to the baby Roseanne had ?

    the forth baby.

  • I'm not completely sure but if Roseanne was pregnant like what 1, maybe 1 1/2 years ago the baby didn't exist, because Dan died, but if she got pregnant before that it lived

  • the baby did exist because dan had his heart attack at darlene's wedding. and if you remember, baby Jerry was at the wedding. So Jerry would've been an infant or a toddler when Dan would've died.

  • When did dan die ?

    Did they make an episode of it ?!

  • well dan didn't actually die during an episode of the show. in the very last episode, (*SPOILER ALERT*) roseanne tells how the whole show was really a book she was writing. she said that in the conners' real life dan died when he had his heart attack (at darlenes wedding). they showed his heart attack on the show, but he ended up surviving. watch the finale and you will see.

  • but where is Baby Jerry now and Andy - Jackies baby?!

  • Yeah but I think David's original name was like Kevin or something. The first time you meet him he has a different name.

  • Yea!

  • yep

  • I might be a crybaby but i cried at this episode, considering it was the end. it was kinda of a downer but none the less it was a fantastic ending. But still...it had me sobbing. But i prefer to pretend the ending never happened. haha. Anyway, I love Roseanne, she's my idol.

  • so clear that becky is pregnant here :)

  • anchovies

  • i agree with babygiraffe. its so.. stupid.

  • *This video is not available in your county* REALLY pisses me off. I'm in Canada and I think we have just as much right as the US, to see these episodes!! Talk about discrimination! Jeez!!

  • I agree! I hate how they do that for some videos!

  • @babygiraffe123 Fellow Canadian...use HOTSPOT sheild

  • @babygiraffe123 canada might not have the right copy right...its not discrimination is a law

  • @babygiraffe123 It's not discrimination but perhaps censorship. I live in Canada too and i can watch this one for some reason. But take Dubai for example, when sex and the city was apparently filmed in Dubai it wasn't because they weren't allowed. You can buy music or certaing genres of books as well because it's so censored within the country. Censorship may be why. It's bs though because hulu is advertised here but you can't watch any of it if you don't live in the us.

  • @babygiraffe123 same here i live in the us and it seems like all my favorite shows that i watch on the internet are blocked here!

  • @babygiraffe123 I don't understand why youtube does that! I've noticed that with other videos. SO WRONG.

  • @babygiraffe123 i agree

  • @babygiraffe123: Why don't you try to use a proxy?

  • @babygiraffe123 good all canadiens do is spounge off america

  • @ismokeot420420

    If you think that, then you're a brainless idiot. :P

  • @ismokeot420420 What do you have against Canadians? Oh, right, you're jealous 'cause we can spell.

  • @SenseOfFailure i dont know how to spell Canadians because ummm they're in like ZERO history books.

  • @ismokeot420420 And and you think that Americans were in MY History book? And may I point out that my first language is French, not English and yet I can still spell better than you. Like I said, go back to elementary school.

  • @SenseOfFailure first of all i think you both need to grow the f*ck up!!!!!! this is why the world is like it is.......we may be from different countries but oh my god guess what??? we are all human..........so f*ck you to the racist and f*ck you to the people who can't grow up and just watch the damn show!!!!!

  • @mariettam1985 I agree with you. ismokeot420420 should be the one you're angry at.

  • @SenseOfFailure i know sweetie i was def taking up for you :)

  • @SenseOfFailure because of course that is such a great measure of a person, HOw well you can spell means yu are superior. All HAIL the SPELLING CHAMPION!

    idiot.

  • @SenseOfFailure if you took world history and there was no mention of people from the US then... You went to a suckass school. Especially since the US tried to Invade Canada during the war of 1812. Also your first language is french? So you are from Quebec lol at your independence FAIL

  • @Offended83Shadow I never said there was NO mention of American history, just not a lot. Nothing that has anything to do with Canada, basically.I know about when they tried toinvade Canada, and such. And so you know, I am not from Québec, I am from Ontario. It's just like saying that every American whose first language is Spanish is from Miami. Don't assume things on people, bitch.

  • @SenseOfFailure "And you think that americans were in MY history book" your exact words. No backtracking. ANd LOL at calling me a bitch, you must be 12. And also, French is the 2nd official language of Ontario. There is no way in hell you got around past grade school without learning it. Therefore its safe to assume that someone who is Canadian claiming that french is their first language is From Quebec.

  • @SenseOfFailure The same as if a persons first language is spanish and even make the statement "english isn't my first language" in the US means u can assume their parents were immigrants. But see our 2nd generation spanish speakers learn english in school and have no problem speaking it so they dont need to use it to justify their stupidity... unlike yourself. Tu es betes comme tes pieds

  • @Offended83Shadow You seem to know quite a lot about the Canadian system. OK, now, why do you sound so stupid? I know a lot about America, but I DON'T assume things about people. I know most US residents who speak French are from Louisiana, but I don't assume every French speaking American (like you) is from Louisiana, for instance. You think because you know so much about other cultures that you can tell people off. T'es un vrai tata égocentrique.

  • @SenseOfFailure see wrong again. Most US residents who speak french learned it in highschool/college. People from Louisiana speak Creole. Its a french-english-african hybrid language. I am amazed by the fat that you know so little about the US considering everyone always has their noses up our asses all the time. I am not even a patriot (frankly hate this country) but LO effing L at you. You're crying about people assuming things about you, i am just building off shit you're saying.

  • @SenseOfFailure it's funny, you are the most ignorant Canadian i have ever met... just FYI. I cant believe you even had the audacity to say The US isnt in your history books. Most Canadians know more about the US through school than US citizens do. Its okay.. every country has its backwoods idiots. Canada just usually hides them better.

  • @Offended83Shadow the reason why I don't know about the US as much as other nosy people do is because I quite honestly don't care what's going on in other countries (unless it affects us or is a grave event). And yes I've learned about SOME American History, just not much. And never once in Canada did I have to explain a fast food restaurant employee that there was a difference between a credit card and debit card unlike I had to do in NY.

  • @SenseOfFailure awe here comes the straw man argument about stupid americans. SOrry toots to a clerk at a restaurant you swipe its done. Doesnt matter credit or debit cause in the US restaurants dont give cash back. So in essence a Debit and a Credit card are interchangeable to that particular person. Your dumbass was probably just trying to get cash back at mcdonalds.

  • @SenseOfFailure And as far as "i dont care" remark.. u should care. Quite frankly Canada has the population of California. 80% o your land is pretty much tundra and your economy is so entwined with the US you may as well be a damn state. And your history is entwined w/ ours as well. so much so it cant be denied. So when you make asshat comments against canada's education system claiming that there are no Americans in your history books you show nothing but ignorance. Now are we done here? idiot

  • @Offended83Shadow I don't care about things that don't affect us, I care about our entwined economy, but I don,t care which state speaks what language. And stating the fact that there was almost no mention of American history in my books is not being ignorant. There wasn't, I can't do anything about it. Also, you seriously think that saying that the US is more populated than Canada is an insult? Dude, I couldn't care less which country is the most or less populated in the world.

  • @SenseOfFailure the fact that you thought that statement was an insult is hilarious. Tiny country rides back of superpower. Its how it works. If you dont care what state speaks what language DONT EFFING BRING IT UP. U brought up Louisiana not me. Again you must have gone to a backwoods hillbilly school cause every other damn Canadian i have ever met knows more about the US and US history than Us citizens.

  • And you know what, not even about the random history selections. How fucking old are you. World history is a requirement in Canada as it is here in the US to finish secondary school. It is impossible to discuss world history without discussing the US so your claim that Americans werent in your history books is further asinine unless you were homeshooled by idiots equal to teabaggers here. If so that would explain how u didnt grow up speaking English in an English Provence. I now feel bad for u

  • @Offended83Shadow The world history class is not required for you high school diploma. That course is given in year 5, but only to people who are in the social studies branch, I was in the science branch. The required history class was given in year 4, and it was Canadian history. And yes, you're right! I did go to a backwoods school, 'cause I grew up in a small town, one school, so no choice for better school, and we had to settle for the teachers who were willing to come and work in small town

  • @SenseOfFailure lol so since you are admittedly backwoods you shouldn't insult people based on your flawed education. peace out hillbilly

  • @Offended83Shadow Yeah, I went to a crappy high school. Doesn't mean I didn't get a decent education on my own. I'm out of my small town and into a good college. I'm graduating this year, and not to brag, but I am inadvanced English (scored over 95 on the placement exam), and I've had 100% on one of my finals last year, and several 80+ and 90+ all throughout college. And like I said, even if I went to a good school, I still wouldn't have learned about world history, because of the path I chose.

  • @SenseOfFailure if yougot a decent education on your own you'd know amerians are in canadian history books

    are we done yet. you are boring me

  • @Offended83Shadow If I'm so broing why are you wasting your time on me?

  • @SenseOfFailure ugh just die already 

  • @Offended83Shadow For you? No thanks.

  • @babygiraffe123 Hi - sometimes the answer is to try again. I scrolled down and found one that worked!! This time it worked and the more the works the more pleasure you feel!!

  • @babygiraffe123 what's that all aboot! eh?

  • @thebaldsquid If you seriously think that's how all Canadians talk, you're seriously stupid. Does Jim Carey talk like that? No. Michael J. Fox? Neither. Oh, and one you're sure to know, Sarah Chalke (Becky), does she talk like that? No. So go back to school to finish your elementary school, y'all!

  • @SenseOfFailure well it was just a joke..

  • @babygiraffe123 And why do you think that? Isn't Canada always going on about how they are a separate country to the US,  So if you are separate, why do you feel entitled to US things?

  • @babygiraffe123 HEY, at least you guys can look up Robot Chicken!!!

  • this family ate ALOT of pizza throught the seasons

  • where's Roseanne's new baby? Is he on any episodes?

  • didn't you see him in part one playing with andy?

  • the ep your looking for is called "All about Rosie" or somewhere close to it.

  • does anybody know the name of the episode where they show numerous clips of different episodes in the show? and dan is sitting on the couch in a mental hospital saying "they say shes the same but she isn't the same" lol cause they switched the actors for becky. What is the name of that episode? I own the entire series on dvd and want to watch it but theres like over 200 episodes and I cant find it. lmfao I want to watch it :)

  • OLD becky ftw

  • 2:50 -- The Conners come across in the series as strict secularists in most of the episodes, but the series did have a spiritual thread throughout, the blessing circle of "The Miracle" being perhaps the most famous. Here, though, is the second-to-last sequence of that thread.

  • Youtbe will not let UK watch the next and last episodes ever of Roseanne

    Bloody hell

  • the old becky.

    the new becky.

    the old becky.

    the new becky.

  • lol the old becky FTW

  • I like Sarah Chalke more.

  • me too. shes way better than whatever her name was

  • beckys acting pregnant

  • Becky: I just feel like anchovies Lol

  • aw i love when she talks about prayer =]

  • Mark is the only reason i watch this show

  • WOW JACKIE WAS A GENIUS OF A COMEDIAN

  • "maybe they just ment you?" lmao....

  • i heard that Mark overdosed and died awile ago

  • Heroin over dose...he died 12/3/02 at age 32

  • i thought he died in an accident..?

    shows what i know. lol

  • he dose you just have to watch

    Into That Good Night Part 2 (Part 1)

    theres 2 parts till ending

  • noo not dan i mean glenn quinn (the dude who plays mark) in real life he dies idk how tho

  • heroin

    thats why they say don't do drugs

  • oh jeez. wow that sucks. Mark was a great actor and pretty hot too

  • before i knew that i thought he did drugs while on roseanne because of his mouth while he talks...i pay too much attention lol

  • lol yeah u do

  • Isn't Roseanne's maiden name Harris? Her sister's name is Jackie Harris isn't it?

  • ya  !

  • I'm not much for the name Harris :-X Not the best for a girl. Great freaking show though. I love it.

  • then again there is something to be said for throwing out the old.

  • It's time for the dumping of the nipples!

  • "I really like the way this places cheese grips the crust. And if you ever had scolding hot cheese in your life you'd appreciate what im talking about."

    That line just makes me laugh. I dont know why. It just makes me bust up.

  • why are all the part 2's of this episode not allowing me to watch?

    YouTube says

    "This video is not available in your country."

    In the United States?

    anyone else having this problem?

  • Yeah, me but... i'm from Romania so I asumed it's normal :)

  • It won't let me watch the first part... I'm in Canada