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  • WOW! very niice!!!! Whats john doing now a days? <3

  • @adriana4920

    he plays for Maccabi Tel Aviv....

  • Welcome to Maccabi Scheyer! :-)

  • GOOD LUCK IN MACCABI NEXT YEAR!

  • Haha that was pretty good.

  • whats the song at the beggining?

  • @bassforlife4 i mean during the video.

    

  • @bassforlife4 outkast - b.o.b

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  • Not quite 75 seconds....more like 122

  • he shot a baby hahah

  • wow duke players raping another girl in the bathroom! lmfao

  • hahaah man this vid is hilarious with the baby flyin outta da VAGGGGG

  • This is why Duke sucks.

  • @nnix This is why Carolina sucks more.

  • whats the song?

  • I was at that DUI show in 2007...hilarious stuff! Or as Zoubek would say: "Very niiiiiice!"

  • He's jewish?

  • @MrDuke11111111111 Yup. Last year he was Jewish athlete of the year or something like that. He also eats Clif bars.

  • Scheyer had a foursome!!

  • Yeah Zubes

  • ha ha ha yaaaa zuubeck!!! Geterdone

  • As a highschool senior, duke freshmen... HUHH?!!?!!????

  • @TNTIV

    As a highschool senior (past), duke freshmen(present)

  • Hi my name is Summer, and I have a confession to make:

    I am a UNC student and my fellow alumni might think I'm a traitor for this...

    But I can think of a hundred million things (let's be more specific, shall we?) DIRTY THINGS ;) to do with John Scheyer and Brian Zoubek.

  • funny, it made me smile

  • he can suck a lot of dick in 75 seconds

  • BOONDOCK SAINTS POSTER SHIT YEAH

  • that was funny.

    interestingly, his dorm looks the same as any old student. i thought those guys had like special apartments with all the amenities and stuff.

  • hahaha zubeckkk.

  • Zouuuuuu!!! This was great!

  • Wtf he fucked a girl and 2 guys:)))

  • Duke = AMAZING! and notice how Zoubek is TALLER than the door! haha

    <3 Duke

    <3 Jon Scheyer

  • AWESOME, always loved jon scheyer and nothing short of hilarious!! :)

  • face of an angel sting like a bee..

  • he does not look like he could be good at basketball yet he completely dominates

  • last guy out of the closet looks like Brian Zoubek?

  • @tylerallenwitte it was

  • oh, coool.

  • @tylerallenwitte That's because it is Brian...lol

  • @bellavitagirl4 kinda late with that response, lol.

  • Duke=National Champs baby

  • DUKE 2010 CHAMPS!!!

  • hes dope

  • hes dope

  • a national champion

  • GIMEL! GIMEL!

  • i love him! playing in a few sec with west virginia! GO DUKE!

  • wow, duke really sucks

  • @thatlunchbox420 Don't be jealous. Be a man and just let people be.

  • this sounds like the chicago bulls theme music

  • I love me some John Scheyer!

  • that was cute

  • Love himmmm.

  • DUKE is the best all the haters need to shut up the perfect team going all the way this year be even better with redick though....ps this is hilarious zoubek is a beast

  • what is the name of the song

  • @kuesamkue

    B.O.B by the one only Outkast

  • hahahaha zoubeck

  • i already got a basketball scholarship to ucla cant wait to play against duke

  • is scheyer a jew?

  • @RUSHisRIGHT09

    Yes he is

  • Yes he is jewish

  • never gets old... i love scheyer!

  • damn thats gay

  • haha im not a duke fan by any stretch of the imagination, but that was hilarious.

  • hahaha

    zoubek "very niice"

  • Haha...."Scheyer Face" at 1:02.

  • That was great.

  • ha. pretty cool

  • duke

    duke duke is awesome

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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  • Too bad he got raped by Ty Lawson.

  • Scheyer actually has a really hot girlfriend lol i saw them down at Duke bball camp

  • duh

  • kool

  • ok i hate duke but this is pretty damn funny...

  • wow, i love how that baby was launched!!

  • I Love Jon Scheyer And I Love Zoubek "Z"

    Duke Blue Devils

  • bitch if u hate duke soo much why are u watchin this vid ???????? lol wtf

  • scheyer is #1,go duke!

  • paste this to 2 other videos

    go to your channel and see your comments

    JUST DO IT IT SCARY

  • zoubek played a nice part lol

  • the guy who made this video is my english teacher now

  • haha this is funny. wit the baby.

  • ah-maz-ing.

  • scheyer rules, go duke!

  • Where was he against Nova?

  • no he scores buckets with babies, completely different

  • lol

  • be in the nba now!

  • Scheyer was named the MVP of the 2009 Atlantic Coast Conference tournament, after scoring 29 points in the title game

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  • lol that's funny when you look at all the duke players it looks like there so serious and like work all day nice 2 c Jon scheyers proving me wrong

  • This is hilarious...you really can do anything! Lol!

  • Jon.... what fun...... thanks for makes us smile...

  • Scheyer is one of my favorate duke players...hes got a stroke just like me ....lol

  • lol "A legendary comeback attempt" So they still lost but we wont mention that.

  • dude he had 52 points in a single championship game.. thats insane.. get off his jock

  • I wonder how many times he can teabag Greg Paulus in 75 seconds.

  • Man guys chill Jon Scheyer is better than anyone on unc and how can u get called for traveling while getting fouled (AT TECH)

  • Ok I do hate duke but i have to admit this is pretty freaking funny lol

  • Hilarious video!!

    love Jon Scheyer!

    Go Duke!

  • no ones got a handjob in cargo pants since nam

  • Classic. LOL

    This video is awesome and I'm glad someone quoted soemthing from that movie.

  • What is the name of the song playing in the very beginning of the video?

  • Chicago bulls warm up

  • Terrific, Jonathan! What fun...... thanks for the slice of you!

  • he can travel 75 times without being called..

  • I think his best accomplishment is traveling four times in 5 seconds.

  • ahhhhhhhahhhh. yea definitely that was ridiculous.

  • florida state GOIN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • 2 bad hes never seen the sweet 16 duke sucks

  • it was in a christmas tournament not a state tournament game

  • no backpack?

  • Go Scheyer

  • Scheyer's the man!

  • is jon scheyer a jew?

  • i saw the game he hit 21 in 75 seconds. hes ridiculous

  • ok explain to me why he blows...Please tell me

  • Jon Scheyer did that for Glenbrook North High School, Northbrook, IL and also won the title of Mr. Basketball for the state of Illinois oh by the way Derrick Rose was a junior in high school at the time

    P.S. Scheyer ran shit in high school

  • sick boondock saints poster in the dorm room

  • It's duke idiot...man your so dumb! It's funny..

  • So he can bang 1 chick and 2 dudes in about 3 seconds? Doesn't that slant him to the gay side like the rest of dook? Gay promo for dook. Fitting.

  • john scheyer...way 2 be u suck!!!! ur gettin killed by clemson now

  • nothing is final till march

  • he's like jjredick

  • Was that the game against Waukegan they're talking about? We still revile that memory.

  • what song is this?

  • Bombs Over Baghdad - OutKast

  • Jon Scheyer sucks

  • DUKE>unc

  • all i know is that jon scheyer is amazing and...

    DUKE>unc

  • jon scheyer is awesome

  • yea ull have that banner... just like u had the one last year right. o wait unc got thier asses handed to them by kansas

  • yea acctuly hansbroughs ping pong is preety gay. i mean he makes u take ur shirt off.

  • wow i dont think you can get much more gay then that

  • i saw that live, absolutely incredible

  • this is awful

  • Subpar video. Is this even comedy?

  • RYAN WELSH YOU ARE THE MAN

  • go duke unc sucks

  • i saw john scheyer play in a super sectional game twice against waukegan high school for glennbrook north. unfortunately waukegan lossed both times but scheyer scored about 45 points both times. he was amazing in high school. i was about 10 and 11 years old at that time

  • i love duke!

  • lol

  • LOL

  • btw - salute to the Boondock Saints poster.

  • holy crap - this is freakin' hilarious. i love the sub-title action and the NASA baby launch... DUI takes it to the bank.

  • excellent! got to love scheyer's shooting abilities ;-)

  • Hahaha yess!!

  • The Jewish Jordan...LOL.

    Well done.

  • thats bullshit

    But i was lmfao

    so...NICEEE!

  • lol @ the end, he shoots the baby =D