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  • How awful......

  • This is retard abuse....but i like it!!!!

  • 21.5 .... Damnit Lion king ha struck again!

  • this was hilarious even though it was fake :P

  • I actually found this funny.

  • Secretia my friend you need a life....

  • @BanishingBlaze - HIMSC! I have an internationally sensational life. TFLMMYD!

  • Awful, that's all I'll say, I don't think its even worth typing my numerous other criticisms

  • Wurst video ever

  • this was awesome

  • Really funny stuff!! I don't get the haters. I think it's a really fun spoof. good job!!!

  • What fucking nonsense! Real idiotic shit!

  • @RaulSBjee - You're welcome and thanks for letting me make your day!

  • YOUR FREAKIN MY SHIT OUT!

  • lol i just poopedd a little lol so funny

  • its jabba the huts mom!!!!!

  • OH DEAR GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE AND TAP IT WITH A MOTHERFUCKING HAMMER!

  • @videogames73 - Your welcome and thanks for letting me make your day!

  • @SecretiaTV No problem, sea cow!

  • @videogames73 - Hi, It's Me again, Secretia Collins! I see that you love me so much that you have returned a second time to leave me yet another little fan letter. You are the reason that I make videos for my Secretians. Without any of you, I wouldn't be on YT. TFLMMYD!

  • @SecretiaTV Ha ha, you mean you are unemployed? I guess no one will hire you, sea cow! I understand though, because most of the general population of the world would see your face and attempt to bash it with a hammer. Glad I can contribute, you filthy fucking animal.

  • @videogames73 - Once again, your lovely little fan letter fills me with joy & pleasure. You are by far my most favorite Secretian. Thanks for watching & subscribing and helping make this video the number one video on Youtube. TFLMMYD!

  • @SecretiaTV I didn't subscribe, thanks. I don't subscribe to discussing slug gingers who need to be beaten with hammers to fix their face. I would like to see someone who would take that discussing man-eater you have called a pussy.

  • @videogames73 - HIMSC! I really enjoy getting your little fan letters. That's why I make videos for your internet access machine so my Secretians like you can have international sensationalism in their lives. I'm not sure what you want to discuss about slugs and man-eaters. I prefer to discuss Skyy vodka and pills. Keep watching & thanks 4 your subscription.

  • @SecretiaTV It isn't a fan letter, it is a reply through the internet. I thought fatties were supposed to be smart. They obviously don't get out much. I am not talking about vodka and pills to numb the pain of your ugly face, I'm talking about your ugly ass dog face. Are you really that stupid? Also I'm still not subscribing. You can tell yourself that, but its not gonna happen, fatty.

  • @videogames73 HIMSC again! My, you are by far my most devoted & favorite little Secretian. I really appreciate your multiple views & comments on my RP video. It is fans like you who have make me into the international sensation that you see toady. TFLMMYD!

  • O god fucking fail dislike!

  • im in the weird part of youtube again...

  • Crept

  • Like it!!.....PBO

  • Thanks for sending....interesting....Rega­rds....Dave

  • YOUR REALLY FUNNY I subbed.

    I hope you're still palning on making more vids !

  • funny video great stuff.

  • Ciao, sempre simpèaticissimi video, Carlo

  • Fat ass man or bum ass lady?

  • Love your show!!!

  • Grazie, sempre simpaticissima, carlo

  • well fuck me this video is to weird

  • Omg I loved this. X

  • your a bum weeder

  • @323mooman Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins! Actually, I'm a pill popping booze hound, but weed will do when my prescriptions run out.

  • LMFAO!!! The ones who don't like it must be morons or children because this is one freakin' hilarious spoof of Retarded Policeman. 2 Thumbs wayyy up!!

  • Fail

  • Gay!!!!!!

  • the ends funny but is not that great in the binging

  • effin hell *gunshot and brains splattering

  • I hate drag queens, fuckin horrible.

  • motha fukka, go on a fukin diet mate. jeeeez

  • who is this fat bitch?!? secretia? what a fuckin name

  • @2000slamdunk - Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins, and my mother gave me that nickname because I oozed & I oozed of international sensationalism and left a stain wherever I sat. TFLMMYD!

  • @2000slamdunk - Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins, and my mother gave me that nickname because I oozed & I oozed of international sensationalism and left a stain wherever I sat. TFLMMYD!

  • LOL! This is funny!!! I don't get why folks are hating on this video. It's a gr8t spoof of RP.

  • LMFAO! Not sure why people are hating on this video. I think it's both hilarious & creative. Maybe y'all can't read because it's pretty clear in the description that this is a parody. 2 thumbs up!!

  • that was stupid seriously

  • Suckish

  • Go fuck yoself fetish whore.. dont bother mentioning anything bout me subcribing to you i never will.. just talk shit back u know u want to im not afraid.. u should at least know how bad a disgrace you r to youtube.. the power of christ compelles you ugly bitch

  • @gibsonme50 - Thanks For Letting Me Make Your Day! It's for my fans & Secretians like you that I have to make my videos. And when I get little fan letters like yours, I know that I have really done my job. ILYMBMSIB

  • @SecretiaTV I thought hmm this needs to be some good video editing for me to like this. It wasn't because it a) had you in the show b) was the worst video editing I have ever seen and c) you weren't even in a fucking car for Buddha's sake and you were talking about some paracetamol i hope and also being a porn star I fucking hope that you die of dysentery and cancer at the same time as they are very painful diseases. have a bad life.

  • @kalakoo1 - Hi, Kalakoo1, It's Me, Secretia Collins! Thank you for your lovely little fan letter and concern for my health. I will more than likely die of International Sensationalism since I've had it since I was in silent pictures. In fact, you should probably check out my latest silent film, "Escapee from Scientology" starring me and Tom Cruise only on my Youtube channel, SecretiaTV. TFLMMYD!

  • @SecretiaTV you are really good at troll mowing but you just for me gave some super grow goodbye broken troll mower hahahahahaha, ha.

  • Heyaa Secretia dear can you please tell me the meaning of life I am trying to fig that shit out?????

  • @MrNattania - the answer is 4.

  • I thought this was real? WTF! FTW!

  • Disgusting.

  • Hey Secretia Collins! What's your facebook? What's your cell number? Where do you live? I wanna give you a good fuck after I titty fuck you, then I'd make violent pornography, choking bitches like you and sodomy! Go back to tranny for sex you fetish whore...

  • @thawthug - Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins, and thanks much for your lovely little fan letter and your titty fuck offer. I live in Tinseltown and my cell number is 555-1234. I'm married now so my career as a differently abled porn star ended with the classic, "Down Syndrome Gangbang III". In fact, you can watch the video here on my YT channel. thanks again for watching & subscribing. My secretians are the best.

  • copied

    parts

  • hahahahah funny

  • what the fuck? are you a guy? or a girl? why dont you grow up and get a job you worthless fuck!

  • @STDoubleDees - Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins! Thanks for your fan letter. I'm always happy to hear from one of my favorite Secretians. It is my duty to bring a little international sensationalism to those who don't have any. TFLMMYD!

  • @SecretiaTV it wasnt a fan letter -__- look at how many dislikes you have. Thats pathetic. Your pathetic. Do something productive with your life, instead of slaving away to make shitty videos like this.

  • @STDoubleDees - You're welcome. TFLMMYD!

  • @STDoubleDees - HIMSC! Thanks again for watching & subscribing, and helping to make my video one of the most commented videos on Youtube. You're the best. Thanks For Letting Me Make Your Day!

  • Also FAKE and GAY

  • Why take such great videos and ruin them!!! Why woman???!!!

  • the thing that saved it but still made it die like a baby that was punted into a pool was Boobies...

  • 1:12 I agree

  • You ruined great episodes. WHY WOMAN!!!!

  • @TheAtomicPlunger - Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins! You're welcome! And thanks for your little fan letter. It's for Secretians like you that I have to be on TV and make videos for.

  • @SecretiaTV - Hi, It's me the annoyed kid and Ok, 1 I am not a so called 'Secretian'. And 2, I watched some of your videos, and they are about Alcohol and Drugs. I wouldnt think of watching another of your videos.

  • @TheAtomicPlunger - Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins again, and I was so pleased to get your little fan letter and hear how much my videos affect you. That's why I make my show for Secretians like you. TFLMMYD!

  • @SecretiaTV- Hi, It's me the annoyed kid! What does TFMMYD stand for?

  • Rebell against SecretiaTV!!! Take it off youtube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's insulting to viewers everywhere.

  • Of all the creepy, disgusting, low-life videos and remakes I've seen, this tops them all. WTF would possess you to completely RUIN a funny series. NO remakes, the retarded policeman videos are better RAW and ORIGINAL. This video was disturbing. P.s. dude, you'll never get laid doing shit like this.

  • keep pressing 6 for sex noises.

  • Stupid.

  • LOL keep pressing 8 XD

  • iactually had my jaw drop for most of this... WTF IS THIS SHIT IT RUINED MY EYES!!!!

  • @Buddah6793 - You're welcome, and thanks again for watching & subscribing to your favorite international sensation only on SecretiaTV

  • @SecretiaTV omg id be happy with most replys off youtubers but not yours you are 1 of the people that i dont want to have talking to me somebody should just cut off your fingers and destroy your recording equipment

  • @Buddah6793 -Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins! I'm sorry about my delay with getting back to your lovely little piece of fan mail, but I was out of town making more videos for your viewing pleasure. It's for Secretians like you that I make my videos for.

  • Press 7 many times LOL XD

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  • Dude that is fukn fat n ugly ggo die

  • Secretia Collins you fat transvestite bitch/bastard.

  • @iiTzQuiik - Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins, and thanks for your little fan letter. I am always thrilled to hear from Secretians like you. More of your favorite international sensation's videos are on the way. TFLMMYD!

  • @SecretiaTV My comment was not a "fan letter", I am not a "Secretian" and your videos are definitely not my favourites. Please get off the internet you fat transvetite bitch/bastard.

  • @iiTzQuiik - HIMSC! Thanks again for watching and subscribing to your favorite international sensation. Maybe I'll have Dan send you a t-shirt. ILYMBMSIB

  • @SecretiaTV Fucking troll...

  • @iiTzQuiik - Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins again. I prefer gnomes.

  • @tylerfernando HIMSC! Usually, I wish for world peace and a little pot in every Skyy vodka. Thanks For Letting Me Make Your Day!

  • isn't this a little, i dont know... pregedist!!

  • @TheMrmeatman Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins! I haven't been a little pregnant since the birth of my daughter, CeCe.

  • ....

  • That is one fat bitch

  • if u were my international sensation would i be writing negative things because u sent me wat u think i think but u cant so just SHUT THE FUCK UP and i know wat ur favourite drink is its piss

  • @Cr4zYlOl - thanks again for your little fan letter, my dearest Secretian! I am deeply moved by the outpouring of your love & adoration of your favorite international sensation. It has always been my life's dream to bring international sensationalism to all of my little Secretians like you. ILYMBMSIB!

  • @SecretiaTV how this for a fan letter u fuckwit

  • @Cr4zYlOl - HIMSC! Once again, you have outdone yourself. You are fast becoming my favorite subscriber and my favorite Secretian.

  • @SecretiaTV i give up ugggh

  • @Cr4zYlOl - Hi again, It's Me, Secretia Collins, and you should never give up. Always persevere. Whenever I feel like giving up, I just reach for the Skyy vodka bottle and some pills, and that's all the encouragement I need. TFLMMYD!

  • @SecretiaTV is skyy vodka nice

  • WTF THIS IS GAY SHIT

  • @Cr4zYlOl - HIMSC! He's retarded, not gay.

  • @SecretiaTV no hes not gay ur gay

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  • @Cr4zYlOl - Thanks for watching & subscribing to SecretiaTV. I'm always to have such passionate and exciting fans as you. That's why I always like to bring you the best in quality entertainment from your favorite international sensation. TFLMMYD!

  • @SecretiaTV do u wanna bet i didnt subscribe to u and i never would and no u didnt make my day sorry to crush ur faggy spirit by the way STFU

  • @Cr4zYlOl - I see that you cannot get enough of your favorite international sensation and keep coming back to visit. Thanks again for all of your love and support. btw - orange Crush is not my favorite spirits. It's Skyy vodka. ILYMBMSIB.

  • Thumbs up if you turned it down so your parents didnt think you were watching porn at 1:00

  • ...I'm kind of scarred.

  • BAHAHAHAHA . YOU'RE SO FAT.

  • Uh, I'm going to be leaving now. Not sure how this ends, and kind of don't want to know. Byeee.

  • really fun, our twin channels might. Up.

  • secretia collins u fat bitch u suck balls

  • @thebreezer99 - HIMSC! I play with balls. I suck Skyy vodka usually through a straw. Thanks for watching and subscribing to SecretiaTV!

  • @thebreezer99 agreed

  • secretia collins, you suck balls!

  • When he farted, i thought it was my brother !!! xD

  • Dude this isnt funny ? This is nasty

  • @cookie13581 - Thanks For Letting Me Make Your Day!

  • Not much different from real cops, eh?

  • Dumb, sick, fagit, that doesn't know shit, die!!!!

  • @blowjob6666 - HIMSC! I don't think Ponce would appreciate you talking about him like that, but thanks for watching & subscribing to SecretiaTV!

  • Fake.

    P.S. Go ahead and reply to comment saying:"Thanks for watching and subscribing! It's still fake

  • @Airplane299 - You're welcome!

  • Gay you suck

  • @staticxrevolt - Thanks for watching & subscribing. I'm always happy to hear from my Secretians [fans]. TFLMMYD!

  • gay

  • @12alfredgiggles - HIMSC! If you'd like to see something even gayer, check out my Bamboleo video. It's the happiest video on the Youtube.

  • wow fatass get a life

  • @JohnMarshall5646 - Thank for watching your favorite international sensation and subscribing to SecretiaTV. TFLMMYD!

  • you are the fattest ugliest retarded whore ever

    i rather have my cock cut of by my gf and let justin bieber suck it then watch another one of ur videos you are a disgrace nobody likes you

    go listen to suicide silence - no pity for a cowerd and do wat it says thank you ya fat bitch from jesus's arsehole

  • @djwrox94 -

    Hi, It's Me, Secretia Colllins! Thanks for watching & subscribing. Be sure to tell Justin Beiber that Secretia Collins says, hello. TFLMMYD!

  • wtf  is this shit

  • @wesandadriforever -

    Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins! Thanks for watching & subscribing, Wtf, you and the other millions of Secretians are the reasons that I make SecretiaTV. TFLMMYD!

  • OH, this must be an educational video on "how NOT to splice two videos together." you know what was also an international sensation? the plague. but i respect the plague for NOT throwing the words "i'm an international sensation" all over the place. your channel doesn't even show up in the youtube search box as a predicted-search. if i was forced to be YOUR anything, i'd rather be your excretion; and i'd hope one of my sharp edges slices your ass on the way out, causing debilitating pain.

  • @DuckManJack - Thanks For Letting Me Make Your Day!

  • Wow you are hot!

  • i miss corky thumbs up if you miss him or raped the monkey policemen

  • @awesomeiq - I miss Corky, too.

  • I wanna pour butter all over you and roll you down a big hill on a hot day, just to see what happens.

  • @DamRights - I Get That Alot

  • @redneckkid0308 - My new season starts soon and there will be plenty more where that came from. Thanks for watching and being my number one Secretian.

  • this is stupid

  • this is so freaking stupid u should be ashamed of urself for changing the awesome retarted policeman

  • @PeytonRN - Your welcome and Thanks For Letting Me Make Your Day!

  • @PeytonRN hahahah

    i think maybe youre the 'retarted policeman'

  • @PeytonRN THANK YOU

  • @redneckkid0308-

    HIMSC... thanks for watching & subscribing to SecretiaTV and for becoming a Secretian.