I WENT SKYDIVING YESTERDAY

[bibipink4eva]

lol, your so funny!

[GorgeousB09]

I swear, one of those voices sound EXACTLY like my best friend...tone, choice of words, and all.

[dgbowler]

BRILLIANT!!!! The title threw me off but I watched anyway and found that you really listen to people as they pour their hearts out to you. Man, you need to be on a larger scale where you can get paid for your thoughts and messages. You are a born therapist! Think about it...Great video.

[jhamp06]

So glad snapvine is gone. whoo your phone would've exploded.

[katkid666]

@3:09 is that Danny Noriega? it totally sounds like it!!!!

[rosytaylor621]

OMG u can't even understand the black girl at 1:34

[iluvreeses16]

"motalien"??..okay alonzo..WHATEVER YOU SAY!!! lol!

[BEzyKid]

I wish I can call u. u are sooo finnnne

[ingaa014]

Alonzo ! you are sooo funnyy !! you make my day , when I watch your videos! God Bless you! I love you soo much :)))) btw, you need a tv show. like now.

[iluvreeses16]

i actually thought u went skydivin..then i was like WAIT!! black people dont skydive!! lol :))

[alonzolerone]

@iluvreeses16 ah huh. i seen one dude do it on youtube. motalien something like that lol. i seen it. i did!

[PrincessSayain2]

Lol lmfao lol

[digividgrl]

LMFAO FWD SWV FWD SWV... LOL THAT PART WAS HILARIOUS!!!

[mrznichy]

lol she said she look like a poodle ... haha... I wanna call u Alonzo !!

[zakiya95]

alonzo did you move????

[alonzolerone]

@zakiya95 ya. angles lol. been here for 13 months

[zakiya95]

@alonzolerone srry not to seem like a creeper or anything lol just notice the background was different

[jenee020510]

ALONZOOOOO!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH ! I WAS THE GIRL WHO ASKED THE QUESTION AT THE END. it was like a month ago when i asked that question and i've gotten over him in my own way but i watched this video and it finally brought closure. thank you so much. i love you & i wish you and your channel nothing but the best!

[shalalala2009]

do you have sum Asain or chinese in you? you eyez wanna almost be like there own

[DreadfulControversy]

FINALLY someone spoke out about the girls attacking the girls her man cheats with, instead of the man. Girls are retarded, they're only smart when it comes to intuition. LUL.

[Martinique757]

I really sat here thinking I was going to see some skydiving footage LOL!!

[RoseTheOne64]

If she had to ask that means it's going to take some trial and error to see her situation for what it really is. loved your reaction when the dude said you got some sexy legs lol.

[L302009]

lmao was just listening to damaged b4 this vid..love the vid.

[Nesha19ful]

i know itskingb was on there

[leela0003]

Not even gonna lie when i caught my ex at the club with this female (who really did "look like a fucking poodle" smh humidity isnt always an excuse) anyway yea i went straight to the source because he knew what he was doin.....but tell me why theis female was lookin scared like she was always the other woman and caught beat down a few times for realz people go to the one who is suposed to be with you (unless its like your best friend or something then beat that ass) lol love your videos!

[carolinaAzz555]

Your pet peeve is my pet peeve. Idk why girls do that. Not only is he cheating on your ass which means he cares very little about you, but now he gets to see you throw hands over him like he's some prize? All that is is a story for him to tell his boys later. We need to do better ladies.

[alonzolerone]

OH MY BAD! i thot he said "you keep me cummin" i just realized he said "keep them (videos) coming" --thankx man. that was my (ears) fault

[BB415]

He put me in the video two times!!! =D

[dwizz08]

great video...you are hilarious!

[victoriassecretjerk]

You are so freaking cute! I stare at you each video not paying attention to what you're saying -____-

[morpheusmann]

you are so funny...lol. I sent you a follow on twitter...@BLACKMORPH

[alonzolerone]

GOTCHYA

[elmo112078]

U betta preach!!!!!

[RuhlaxBrah]

lol @ the tim mcgraw live like you were dying mini cover :'( i love that song

[alonzolerone]

@RuhlaxBrah lol. mini cover .. ironically i was opening the blinds

[jnpnl2010]

I have always gone after the "man" and in the end I been in jail 4 times on assault charges.....I suppose though it might have worked out the same way if I had gone after the girl ne way... best way is to avoid dating all together...no feelings...no cheating....no assault...it works out best for everyone!

[lslrjpda]

love the video!

[TinyBGorgeous]

sasha.....Fierce????? lmbo 

[TinyBGorgeous]

sasha.....Fierce????? lmbo

[britsluver]

a lot of people love you chompers. including me yay! x

[GLAMOURGYRLi]

what is your show's platform? No shade just curious, ott (other than that) nice show.

[harlemqueen100]

@Alonzolerone No she shouldn't have said all that. lol

[naries21]

haha funny opening i love the video man very nice and love the teeth as always

[ACultured]

@alonzolerone - ...just thought you'd like to know that ICONIC actress Jackée ("227", "Sister, Sister", "Everybody Hates Chris") is a HUGE fan of yours! Her Twitter is: @JackeeHarry

[ladielike12]

Hahaha you're awesome and you're right about everything you say!

[halidaggerhart]

sounds like u have a lot of admierers

[pepper7146]

Love you!!!!

[harlemqueen100]

I really thought you went skydiving! lol, im ready to come on here and listen to your experience and Shit. anyway good advice Alonzo! but you know you wanted to laugh when she said "she looks like a Fuckin poodle" i know i did, i even pictured it. lol

[alonzolerone]

@harlemqueen100 she dint have to go there tho LOL

[mwsongwriter]

:O!! What's happening to your usual yellow glow!?!? lol

[SickSwagg90]

i luv u hun

lol

[MissKSmilez]

ur r a tru3 comedian!!

[MrNegrocheese]

YAY first comment hehe^^

[josh5oneway]

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