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  • shes hot even today guys "zack and miri make a porno"

  • Her names Bubbles ;)

  • She supposedly went to my highschool

  • Mmmm... I looked Traci up after seeing this episode and was pleasantly surprised at her previous profession.

  • Ed fucked that!

  • classic girl

  • so eight women disliked this clip ?

  • @airkooled05 Yeah you know feminists intellectuals...you know ugly women.

  • they work for me

  • funny seeing traci lords in this!

  • @84superdaydreamer You mean dressed?

  • Oh married with children, aside from the dysmal last few seasons, you were one of the best

  • Can I borrow $100?!

  • THE PRIDE OF STUEBENVILLE, OHIO!!!!!!!!!!

  • wow i didnt know that was traci lords, then again i was like 12 when this came out so i wouldnt have known

  • Funny, funny. Traci Lords & Christina Applegate did porn when they were both under age. Is it a coincidence ?

  • @rams273 Christina Applegate never did porn I think you might be thinking of late Colleen Applegate aka Shauna Grant.

  • Traci Lords was a beast. Had my mind blown, when I read that she was the redhead vampire in the beginning of Blade (in the blood disco).

  • "oh I'll pay." damn that made me almost spit my beer out it had me laughing so hard

  • çok seksi :D

    

  • shes always been fucking STUNNING

  • isnt she the girl from basic instinct?

  • @shagohod666 no thats sharon stone, traci lords was an underage porn star in the 70s

  • @Kevin01SH No this IS traci Lords she was an underage porn star in the early 80s she was 16 in 1983-84ish. Google it Jesus don't tell people wrong information, Stone is no where near this hot.

  • @Faelsun if you would read what i was replying to...

  • @Faelsun It's kind of hard to concentrate on her face with a body like that and know who it is. I don't blame the guys, I'm pretty sure Al didn't know or care who it was either. xD

  • @Faelsun She was a pornstar? is there any way i can se one of her movies? dont get me wrong,im curious as shit :S.

  • @19920307alex She was, most of them, all except one was done when she was underage so thats the one thats technically legal to watch, however it is rumored, rumored that her other movies might possibly be over other sites on the internet in a standard google search, possibly , she also theoretically has perfect banana tits.

  • O.O esa mujer es una Diosa!!!!

  • Traci is so damn beautiful

  • "I wanted to tell her the truth but one look into her troubled thighs and I knew I had to play this out until the bitter end... or at least untill I saw some hooter." XD

  • Traci is the best pornstar that ever lived..bar none. No fake breasted, peroxide infested bird these days can't compete with the shit Traci did.

  • Hit 3 for an awesome leg show!

  • I'll do her !!!!

  • Its funny that Al Bundy always chased girls who looked like his daughter

  • Traci Lords is gorgeous damn

  • Al, behave yourself! LOL!

  • All you guys talking about, "I wish she still did porn", OR "Oh I'll Pay Too".., UNDERSTAND THIS.....Oh I'll pay three!

  • She does have fantastic legs

  • when I was a teen she was my Idol....

  • I'd like to (. Y .) fuck her and eat that pussy

  • no better representation of a mans thoughts will ever be shown..

  • @oxish78 you got that right buddy, tv is way too much feminist ok and even in al's glory day's I don't think many could get away with lines he did.

  • where i am from, you are allowed to watch a 16-year-old have sex on film. this means i am allowed to watch 16-year-old traci lords sucking cock and not go to jail: HAPPY TIMES!

  • At 12 seconds I love the sound he made. lol

  • I will pay 2!

  • i wish she still did porn

  • nice legs

  • is the script different in this version?

  • "cross your legs the otherway baby"

  • Traci has new music coming out that I just found about. Heard a teaser of the song called "Last Drag" here on youtube... it sounds pretty kick ass!!!

  • Jesus bloody....!!!!

  • @reymatt76 What trouble did she cause in the porn industry? I saw a story about her porn days but never heard of any trouble she caused???

  • After the trouble this woman caused in the porn industry, which helped her achieve stardom in the 1st place, she's lucky to be walking around considering all the enemies she made.

  • 0:10 Horny horse :D

  • women... bitch

  • als the man

  • i would have payed too... who wouldn't

  • Fucking Al...

  • boner

  • "As I looked into her troubled thighs......."

  • ill call her bubbles !

  • My idol

  • who is she? is she famous?

  • @funkamichka porn actress

  • @funkamichka

    She did a bunch of porn when she was 17 decades ago, then she made a career on telling everyone how she was "forced" into it later.

  • @MTguy1 oh... cool. thanks.

  • @MTguy1 17 decades ago? 170 years ago? i think you mean 17 years ago...

  • @thompson8305

    When she was 17, decades ago. Does the added punctuation help your reading comprehension? For the record no I don't mean 17 years ago....

  • @MTguy1 perhaps grammar and punctuation isn't your thing. 'We are going to eat Grandpa'. as opposed to 'We are going to eat, Grandpa.' you tell me if punctuation is important.

  • @thompson8305

    Interesting that you're the only one who seemed to have trouble. Also noteworthy that in reference to the fellow's question you thought I meant 17 years ago which tells me two things. Firstly that you had nothing to add because you didn't know the answer and lastly that you are the worst kind of troll who believes that pointing out typos makes you intellectually superior. In point of fact all it does is illustrate your lack of imagination when it comes to trolling.

  • @MTguy1 i think i might have you figured out as well. don't get me wrong, i'm trying not trying to be a troll and i apologize if you get that perception. anyways, this conversastion is about over. your type is about as gay and full of themselves as they come and i wish to not speak with you anymore. and traci lords is a whore.

  • @funkamichka hahaha. even here in germany we know tracy lords, she have make sexmovies before she was grown up, and after the police find out they find and destroy all copies. now, as grown-up-woman, she try to make normal movies...

  • She reminds me of Jessica Rabbit.

  • She has a gorgeous asshole, and there's vids to prove this.

  • "cross your legs the otherway baby" XD

  • She just doesn't look the same without Ron Jeremy's cock inside her...

  • @bigbengamer i dont think ron has ever been with her

  • @BlueBlazer89 Yep! it was one of those videos that had to be destroyed, cause it was when she was like 16 or so. But I've seen a surviving copy, it was awesome!

  • "Oh i'll pay!" Genius.

  • Looks like Kelly!!!!

  • @lifeizcool kelly has nicer legs and is not as skinny

  • How does a hundred bucks sound? Oh I'll pay! LOL!!!

  • i think when he made that noise i think he jizzed in his pants

  • she reminds me of Jessica Rabbit

  • @TwiliPri1 ohh yess definitily

  • @hardrocker04 all she's missing is the tight red sparkly dress and purple heels

  • Marcy disliked this 5 times because she's a chicken

  • You take away the laughter and Ed o"neil's good acting and you got what looks like a start to a good porn movie.

  • "As I looked into her troubled thighs........"

    LMFAO!

  • @BlackDynamiteNYC ........"i hoped to get some hooter"

  • I'd slide down a thousand foot razor blade into a vat of rubbing alcohol....just for a peck on the cheek from Traci...

  • Didnt Traci Lords Date Slash from Guns N' Roses??

  • @VaNeSsaLiKeScAkE yes she did, until a small incident when Traci found Slash and one of his friends looking for drugs on the floor looking really messed up in a hotel I think.

  • @AtomicPunk1995 Thank You(;

  • al bundy is all that is man

  • oh I'll pay

  • Super Fantastic Traci. Eaaaauuuuu Maria

  • SHe has more than great legs. She was possibly the most erotic woman to ever appear on film. Not just her incredible body, and flawless face, but her insanely aggressive, yet violently pleasure-oriented attitude. I bet Ed O'Neil, like any other man that got near her, was just secretly wishing so bad he could go there.

  • Al: As I watched her leave, I suddenly realized that she did put the 'bomp' in the 'bomp she bomp'

  • @richiemo2000, you are fucked up,

  • which season is this???

  • @harihlede Season 6, episode 11

  • I still jerk off to her mid 80's (and underage) porn.

  • @richiemo2000

    You sick son of a bitch!

  • He may not be eating for a month, but he'll pay

  • XD Koji car.

  • hahhahahahhahhha!!

  • haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhaaaa­ahahaha

    "ooh i pay!!!"

    EEEEPIIIIC! :D

  • Holy shit - she looks SO hot here.

  • The end !!!! SO hilarious I lol'd

  • Al's the man, he's a perfectly normal red blooded American male, (LOVES PUSSY) I just can't understand why he didn't want to fuck his wife Peggy ? I would hammer her Vagina so hard every night, all she would feel like doing is sitting on the couch all day watching television and resting her sore pussy, Peg is sooooooooooo hot.

  • @gooniegoogoo62 It's the hair. All that red, ominous hair...

    *cries*

  • @CarpetolA I understand where you're coming from, not everyone likes red, but I still love Peggy she is yummy including her big red hair, and if I ever didn't like her hair down there, then I'd tell her to shave her pussy, I think the B-52s recorded a song about Peggy, It's called Bushfire, I bet she has the fire down below.......

  • @gooniegoogoo62 In the show, they actually do show that most males finds her attractive, Al's just grown tired of her and her nagging.

  • wasnt she on cry baby whit depp?

  • i still have a vhs with her in it from the old old days when she was around 16 and she easily looked mid twenties

  • For a second there, I thought that was Al Bundy's daughter, Kelly. Him hitting on her would be just as creepy as Traci making pornos when she was underage.

  • 0:10 LOLOLOL

  • Still as sexy as when she took it up the ass for a living!!

  • @bigkiwial SHE WAS A WHORE?

  • @BGFGR Um, not sure if you are kidding or not, Traci was a major porn actress albiet underage at the time, she was aswome and took all the biggest anywhere with gusto, that is untill her mither found out and all movies were pulled, very hard to find these days.

  • @bigkiwial didn't know that!

  • @BGFGR Trust me, she was incredible, it wouldnt stop me sharing my pillow with her though, she is simply gorgeous!!

  • @bigkiwial I don't know how she looks today, but in this movie her legs...her whole body is amazing. Hard to believe that such a innocent loking girl was taking cocks in the ass. Oh well those girls...

  • @BGFGR Innocent looking? LOL.

    That's Traci Lords, she was well into the porn industry when she was just 16 years old, innocent she is not, not in looks or anything else. She's awesome though.

  • Als funny giggle at her crossing her legs is great, even as a professional investigator he's still so immature.

  • I actually thought that was CHristina Applegate for the first 3 seconds.

  • Al Bundy phucked Traci Chapman in her fat ass,and never touched Traci Lords.

  • her legs looks fantastic(?who cares?) he FACE is magnetizing she's so pretty

  • The world would be a better place if Al Bundy ran it all hail king Bundy

  • "As I looked into her troubled thighs........."

    Incredible writing!

    100X better than the monkey crap that passes for comedy now!

  • traci is so hot!!!

  • as an actress she sucks

  • @barackscat Well one would hope a porn actress sucks, lol

  • @barackscat

    And as a porn star she really "Sucked"!!! Weee!!!

  • @tumsabai1 and she licked fairly good too

  • @barackscat Yes, she does... exceedingly well.

  • I remember watching this - was just out of high school at the time - all I could think of was how great it would be if Traci Lords and Christina Applegate got it on. LOL!

  • There's nothing hooter......

    

  • Al Bundy is great.

  • she was super hot.

  • Out of all the pronstars in the world,Shes gotta be the hottest. What a major babe

  • Jessica Rabbit was patterned on Traci - just look at that mouth !

  • @durgaaa hahahaha u sure about that???

  • a man among men

  • wish she could act. still think she is hot

  • least the comedy is smart ~ audience doesn't get it @@ -P

  • Well well, this lady was a pornstar in his early years ! :P lol

  • Bundy forever !! hmm, was this in 1989 or 1991 ? she had a guest role in both of those years !

  • Traci Lords = Hottest (former) porn star EVER!!

  • ...until at least I saw some hooter! LOL!!

  • I always thought Kelly's part was based on Traci.

  • hope al didnt catch anything

  • "I had to play this out to the bitter end or atleast until i saw some hooter"

  • Al Bundy For USA !! !! :p

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  • Traci has been fucking on porn since she was 14

  • Much better then Modern Family...by a long shot

  • I think she is an excellent actress she nails 1940s femme fatale veronica lakes voice and mannerisms perfectly...traci is taller and build for sex like an imperial battlecruiser jumping to hyperspace...but I think she has tallent! she also sings techo with juno reactor! I've always respected her and am her fan!

  • traci is a much better porn star

  • @nasafakedit She was 1 of the better porn sluts that HAD NOT SUICIDED or had not died in a car wreck the way most of our 1980's-90's Pornsluts have died out-Not many porn ho's TODAY can CHARM GUYS the same way as those CLASSIC ho's had done-Because there was NO BEING DISCREET IN PUBLIC when they were doing it!-Since men cant test the waters in public with horny women because of 1998's Hillary Clinton going postal on men statewide-She put a Strap-on to Centouries old forplay freedom

  • Traci Lords was amazing, such a hot young pussy

  • @OLDSCHOOLHHSEX you mean "that HAD NOT committed suicide"

  • I think she is an excellent actress she nails 1940s femme fatale veronica lakes voice and mannerisms perfectly...traci is taller and build for sex like an imperial battlecruiser jumping to hyperspace...but I think she has tallent! she also sings techo with juno reactor! I've always respected her and am her fan!

  • She looks fantastic there, and Ed O'Neil was such a comic genius.

    What's unintentionally funny/creepy is how much she reminds me of Kelly Bundy - and yet here's Al drooling all over her. LOL

  • @goodtimes8171 LOL What ever happend to Christina Applegate? This tracy lady has potential, I think she can act. Courageous lady. Most who get trapped in the sleazy porn industry end up hating themsleves; they stay ojn dope forever...Now she gets parts in real movies. good luck to her

  • @goodtimes8171 kelly NEVER once turned me on. Technically, she is perfect but I always thought of her as antisexual. Same with Pamela Anderson and most models (except Adriana Lima).

  • @goodtimes8171 who wouldn't drool over Kelly Bundy?