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  • Wow!!

  • LOVE the musical score!

  • oh no the government's oxygen supply is tainted with rainbows

  • Doesn't she know anything? Rainbows are fired from Naval vessels operated by the men in black. The men in black use the rainbow beams to kill the cloud beings that eat aircraft contrails (because dropping chemicals from eight miles up is an efficient form of dispersal). The only way to fight the rainbow beams is to build more orgasm generators in our backyard out of copper tubes and buckets!

  • I love the addition of the music. It makes her sound even more stupid.

  • She has Gay Water :p

  • I haven't taken the time to read all of the comments, but I'm sure I can't be the first to say this... it's the gaynomes - the same dang particles that are turning all the young American men queer. Write to your governor now to stop the use of these satanic molecules in our pesticides and water purification treatments.

  • "There's a storm brewing..." a big gay storm! repent and send a check payable to the tea (baggers) party by joining the rest of the republikkans to oppress these monsters rights before rainbows start shooting out of our asses.

  • She is stoned

  • Nice score, MDDRESSER...bravo!

  • I'm scared for the human race.

  • WTF LOOK AT THE FENCE! i think she tried to shoot it......

  • You guys don't get it. She's duped us all. She must be a comic. OMG I pissed my pants laughing. Or was it the work of alenz from ooterspais. On noeS!!!!

  • She is NO COMIC, she is totally serious. She actually thinks she understands science. She recently told me that she made a "mistake" with this video and it shouldn't be held against her. She doesn't understand that she has made mistakes in ALL of her videos. That mistake being that she believes she understands science. Her youtube name is dbootsthediva and the rest of her videos are just as crazy. She honestly thinks that she is smarter than everyone who disagrees with her.

  • Its the joke brah. I know she is fucking retarded. I've seen her "Orbs" vids. I laughed so hard I farted a cheeseburger. No lie.

  • I feel so sorry for her.

    I even posted some comments to try to explain some stuff about optical effects on her pages.

    But I'm grateful to this lady because her vid linked me to the skeptical movement on the internet !

    (multiplayer game -> social group -> failblog -> sprinkler video -> Skeptics guide podcast -> Skeptic youtube network)

  • I've argued with her plenty. It's actually really fun!

  • Hehe, I know. I've had words with her on and off for a couple of years now. One usually has to pay top dollar for such entertainment!

  • I've "debated" her a lot lately by curse of bad luck. She claimed she has her own private"constellation" of 3 satellites that "swoop down to 500 ft altitude" to observe her. It took nearly 50 posts between us to get her to concede that the lowest possible altitude of a satellite is about 100 miles...she still swore satellites are sent into space piggyback on airplanes. She likes to C/P walls o text of irrelevant patent and DARPA data, to appear as her own words to look knowledgeable. FKN idiot!

  • @batvette Sounds like you have wasted enough time on this... let's focus on things that are real such as the global takeover of all sovereign nations.

  • @Armbarsalot actually at this point I'll recant many of my criticisms of her. I still think she doesn't know a lot about science but her desire to learn is there and what she lacks in basic knowledge she makes up for in sincerity, something lacking in too many people today. So FWIW I'm over it.

  • I know that voice. She's the old lady from Desperate Housewives. Its Mrs. McClusky, you know the one who kept her dead husband's body in the freezer. !!!

  • Oh dude.

    I just faved this.

  • God damn joo backyard rainbow!!!

  • should have used this as background music

    watch?v=RJsaujSs7Fw

  • The score is definitely very classy.

    I like her sudden flash of insight from 0:46 to 0:54. She almost got it, then she fucks it up again.

  • Why are u laughin'?? The silicon oxide nano tubes that make the aerosolz change the light moleculez so u see the evil and destructive part of light! IT is the truth, stop ignoring the truth!!! you as a nation have to ask yourselves, WTFG is going on with the educational system??? LMAO, LOL, i never laughed so much in my whole life.

  • LMFAO. I thought that was serious at first until I read the last part

  • Love the instrumental of Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Excellent choice for this video.

  • I just want to know what the heck is in her blood steam.

  • Not bad, but I think this would be an even better background track:

    /watch?v=42fycsKu-5E

  • Fucking Favorited! Twice as funny as the original. Twice as funny by far.

  • Thank God for the soothing music.

    Whenever i watch this vid i rage like hell.

    Americans have to be the most interesting country of all. They can't educate their young people, they can't get healthcare for their old people, but they can bomb the shit outta your country alright ! (R) George Carlin

    People like that oughtta be mass murdered. The quality of genes availible for reproduction would be improved so we can continue developing as a race.

    I'm just so happy i'm not from the great US.

  • Dentister, we're not all morons here in America...just the half that are religious:

    /watch?v=57Mw-RI15Yk

    (turn up your volume)

  • I didn't mean to sound like all Americans are morons, if it came out that way I appologize. I'm that much of an ignorant to make such a gross generalization.

    Unfortunately tho the concious, intelligent and perceptive people are a minority. And i'm not talking about the middle-class either. Those are just as bad, but from a different direction (smart enaugh to keep showing up at their jobs, but dumb enaugh not to be able to form their own opinions - Just what Your gov loves the most).

  • I'm *NOT* that much of an ignorant to make such a gross generalization.

    -typo

  • True, we've had some bad governments. Our last one was absolutely HORRIBLE and I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to the whole world for the damage it did. Hopefully, our new president can undo some of that damage over the next eight years. That being said, at least we don't have dictator. Anyway, I think the movie "Idiocracy" might explain the worldwide dumbing down of the population. If you haven't seen it, just watch the first 5 minutes at:

    watch-movies-links(.)net

  • The great leader you pick every couple years is just a face. The silly sheets of paper they shuffle don't matter at all its make-believe you have a free choice. Now its just an illusion. America's been sold and payed for a long time ago, you have owners my friend, they own you. And they don't care about people. All they want is money and power.

    Unfortunately that's how people as a species develope. People are greedy, selfish and desire more and more power. This is where we end up eventually.

  • I'm as cynical and pessimistic as the next guy, but all governments are NOT the same. Our new president is negotiating with nations and leaders we consider to be "unfriendly", much to the chagrin of our conservative right (aka warmongering christian assholes). The "silly sheets of paper" he shuffles will hopefully result in universal health care, gays being able to serve openly in our military, tax cuts for those who need them most and a lot of other real changes. Now about your dictator...

  • Silly sheets of paper = Voting cards btw.

  • Why would yo be happy your not from America? You said they bomb OTHER countries, then that might be... yours.

  • It won't be mine, cause mine is full of white semi-intelligent people who were never thought to question authority. Something the Upper 1% loves.

    Besides, the only white people america attacked were the Nazi German and themselves - Civil War (hilarious name for a war btw). Other than that its a safe bet to assume the rest was aimed at brown, black, red, yellow people (all non-christians) in continuous wars that average every 10 years.

    So... yeah. I feel safe.

  • Just a minor correction to your statement about our warlike nature (which I mostly agree with and am 100% against). We've also had wars with England, Spain, France and Mexico. All christian and mostly all white. We have a problem. A problem made worse by the fact that so many of our citizens don't even see it as a problem.

  • Ah, true but since we were talking about bombing I had the America post-industrialisation in mind mostly.

    One of the reasons people don't see it as a problem is the language you use. Look it this way.

  • In WWI, after a soldier came back home, he oftenly suffered from a Shell Shock. Two words, huge emotional value attached to them, they almost sound like the guns themselves. And nowadays ? "Post dramatic stress disorder" emotionless, plain, doesn't catch your attention.

    And the war of the Persian Gulf ? Shit. That was the only war in human history to be broadcasted on national, ppv and cable television. And it got good ratings too. Americans are used to war, that's why its not a problem.

  • Like I said, you'll get no argument from me about our proclivity to drop bombs on people. I hate it as much as you do. You brought up the "civil" war so I thought you were talking about pre-industrial times as well as post. I did misunderstand your "silly papers" remark, but my response still fits, all leaders are NOT the same. Getting back to stupid people, did you watch the beginning of "Idiocracy"? And on a personal note, when you quote someone as great as George Carlin, give him credit.

  • Ofcourse they are different. If they were the same people wouldn't feel like their vote made any difference, making them more reluctant to engage in such farse.

    The reason i quoted Carlin is because my english isn't the best in the world, and he helps me to put my thoughts in a bit more sophisticated way then I would myself. It wasn't my intention to steal his words in any shape or form, sometimes it just comes out involuntarily.

    As for Idiocracy - I'm downloading the full movie, not much left

  • Yea i watched it... Love those kind of productions, the more people have their eyes opened the better.

    Thanks for the hint.

  • Oh, but I was talking about chemicals in the water, not in her body

  • "Now its happening now"!

    No lady, "Now is happening yesterday!" what a dumbass!!!

  • It's obvious that the government have been pumping some kind if crazy photochromic pigment into the U.S water supply. Duh. As if a rainbow would occur without the use of synthetic chemicals.

  • I really can't tell if what you said is satire or not... She's really that crazy...

  • Trust me, I WAS being sarcastic (ifs that what you were asking)

  • It's not a photochromic chemical in her water, it's a psychotropic one.

  • Oh nice, so what exactly do psychotropic chemicals do? I know that sounds stupid.

  • A psychotropic substance is a chemical substance that acts primarily upon the central nervous system where it alters brain function, resulting in temporary changes in perception, mood, consciousness and behavior. Specifically, I was thinking about acid (LSD), because this crazy lady is tripping. Did you like the background song I suggested?

  • This lady needs that "Spirit of Truth" preacher to straighten her out...bad.

  • Haha, awesome choice of music.

  • Shouldn't she be more scared that there's water coming out of a pipe?

    A *metal* pipe?

    I mean, water doesn't normally come out of metal, right?

    (I'm being sarcastic here, folks.)

  • May I ask who's the artist that was playing this piano piece? I really want to know!

  • fucking great!

  • This bitch is a fucking crazy wacko!

  • The music makes it almost seem like she's being philosophical in the beginning. Then she sort of loses it.

    Well done.

  • It's stuff like this that makes me question the idea of universal suffrage.

  • Everyone knows that the government created rainbows in an evil conspiracy to get leprechauns' gold!

  • just hope that obama can lead us through this new threat......

  • Lol, are they playing over the rainbow in the background?! X)

  • I'm with sandsmartin.

  • That is the truest thing I have ever seen.

    Look at the proof of the conspiracy.

    Area 51

    Roswell, New Mexico

    The "Lone Gunman" and the grassy knoll

    Walking on the moon

    9/11 and Dec 7, 1941 planned by the US Government.

    Global Warming

    Big Foot

    Thank heavens for people like this who inform the rest of us of the things we need to now. She is as wonderful as Al Gore.

  • poor rainbow! it was just minding it's own rainbow business!

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  • Its called refraction bonehead. I'm so amazed at the conspiracy theory nuts out there.

  • I never noticed it when i watched it before but did she say rainbows use to only be around the sun and the moon..?

  • Yes. Yes she did.

  • Are you serious. That is incredible. If you mix a misting water with a little sunshine you get...oh my... you get a rainbow. It's hard to fathom.... I'm calling my elementary school science teacher, he's not going to believe it.

  • but... but... oh Toto, I don't think we're in Kans...

    OK, wait a sec - this lady probably DOES live in Kansas, and her elementary school science teacher probably taught her that this is proof of the imminence of the Rapture...

  • she best be trollin

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  • lmao the song makes it so much better

  • 1/4 of americans are retards i hear lol

  • and the 3/4ths are making profit off of these 1/4ths.

  • Lol it's just light refracting off the sprinkler drops.

    Oops. I forgot to be sarcastic.

    We'd better call some geologists, we should seriously consider getting the ground around our houses checked for dangerous rainbow causing chemicals.

  • looooooooooool XD

  • rainbow's have happined billions of years ago.but your water has a lot of stuff in it, like hydrogen and oxygen. wow there is something about the tryangle that the two hydrogen adoms with oxygen ow yeah its called a prysm. I'll say no more

  • can someone point me to this lady's youtube account, so I can yell at her for being an inbred dumbass?

  • dbootsthediva

  • There is a rainbow in the sprinkler? STOP THE PRESSES!

  • Nice work. Sounds like a hippie conspiracy poetry slam.

  • bwhahahah not just around our sun and moon, its everywhere!!!! runn

  • Its when the sun's rays refract light through millions of raindrops, a coloured arc appears in the horizon, better known as a rainbow...you stupid bitch.

  • lol =)

    this reminded me of the movie "seven". this must be the eighth deadly sin. its too bad they disabled comments on the original video

  • Oh that's beautiful.

  • she sounds almost poetic..nice musical piece!

  • lol "metalic oxide salts?" WTF "the visible spectrum is rainbows?" go back to elementary school and learn somthing you dumb bitch

  • Gimme a break. I used to play with the garden hose when I was little so I could see the rainbow that the sunlight created when it refracted through the water droplets. Basic science . . . water + sunlight = light refractions or rainbows.

  • This lady... Ugh. She's actually insane. I've seen all her other videos. She actually needs medication.

  • How did she manage to have the wherewithal to turn on a sprinkler?

  • Somebody didn't get to hold the prism in fifth grade science class.

  • LOL, music fits perfectly, like an archived speech or poem.

  • What is in your water supply is all the residual weed and other stuff you're inhaling and swallowing...

  • Is this bitch for real?

  • Shit man it's the Commy's man, trying to poison our water man, get in our heads and twist em all around man.

  • (rain)bow

    get it?

  • The dumbing down of America is now complete

  • she's speaking in like metaphors...shes knows it sounds stupid(i hope)

  • I think she's onto something......

  • wtf is this woman smoking man

    shitttt

  • same thing u are mann

  • dashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahhaha

    u stalker fuck

    how did u see i commented this fuckd up bitch

  • this is possibly the smartest person in the universe.

  • this is fake, right?

  • That's just sad

  • Youtube staff, in collaboration with the US government, are posing as members of the youtube community to explain this phenomena and are using scientific terms such as "refraction" and "prism-effect". They are using these terms to blind us from the overwhelming but undeniable truth: Aliens have altered our sprinkling system!

    This is just the beginning, bring all the food and water you can get, we're moving to the tunnels ;/

  • OH GOD NO! 

    What ever can we do!

  • crazy

  • Epic lol

    "the visible spectrum is rainbows"

    This statement is not articulate but it's close to correct. It's like she looked up some pages on light refraction and could only wrote learn one phrase without actually understanding ANY of it

    fantastic video which demonstrates the need for higher emphasis on scientific teaching

  • Now it's happening Now.

    Not only is she stupid, but gramatically incorrect.

    And i love how she turns the camera over on it's side.

    some people are just too dumb to function properly.

  • Ignoring the meaning of the words that she is saying, sounds quite inspiring.

  • Those evil bastards! Contaminating our water supply with a refraction index of 1.33!!!

  • Notice how she says it's about 4:30pm? That means that about 10 minutes ago she smoked a bowl. Now it all makes sense.

  • i like this version better..love me sum crazy sprinkler lady..i almost shed a tear at the end..almost..

  • LMAO!!

    she wont let me post comments on her page anymore :(

    what a fucking nut case!!!

    go slam her page (dbootsthediva) is her name!

    she should be ashamed of herself and such stupidity

  • "in their never ending search for energy sources"???... well, she almost got the spelling of 'constitutional' right, just a couple more years at school would do the trick. Also, she might be on drugs? maybe the rainbow she's seeing is freakin unreal?

  • i wouldn't have a problem punching this lady in the face...... no regrets whatsoever......

  • this is the dumbest lady i have ever heard of. i hope she is kidding around, because that is a direct example of why you should stay in school.

  • CAN I HAS A RAZZAMATAZZ?

  • Does U.S. have oxygen supplys :D

  • Metallic-allic-ized salts did this.

  • omg. the music added to this is brilliant!!!!! it highlights the stupid just right. brava!

  • Background music: Genius!

  • People who spell "prodominatly" shouldn't be allowed to lead crusade on conspiracy, or anything, for that matter.

  • Any Tool fans watching this? Does this remind you in any way of Harry Manback Part 1? Lmao!!!

  • Ha Ha!  Yep.

  • Toolfag here. Must agree. =)

  • Hahaha

  • HOLY CRAP! She's right! I've NEVER seen a rainbow that near to the ground before!!!!!!!!!!!!! During all my years growing up playing the the sprinkler and on the slip 'n slide, I've NEVER SEEN THAT! That's amazing. Next thing we're going to find out is that those fuzzy white streaks in the clouds aren't actually from jets on a humid day but they're weather manipulation!!! What ever will we do?

  • lol.

  • our search is over , thanks to the internet media program youTube , we have finally discovered the stupidist person on the face of the planet , but not rulling out the universe either .

  • Very appropriate soundtrack, btw. ;)

  • Where can I find more of this woman's youtubes?

  • her account is dbootsthediva, I recommend "The Moon a Mirror?" and a few others, some isn't very funny at all

  • Brilliant video.

    Makes me want to go and strangle some animals.

    Oh, and pray tell, what is a "THRIST".?

  • Do all her videos have sirens in the back?

    The visible spectrum is rainbows!!!!

  • Those were police sirens. Shortly after, she was taken back to the mental institute she escaped from a few blocks away.

  • epin comment win!

  • Haha!

    Oh my gosh thats funny!

  • she probably mentally ill, seriously, others of her videos seem to show some intense paranoia.

  • there should be a law against people like her

  • The real deal is, rainbows have infiltrated our water system to spread racial tolerance and sexual diversity. I drink tap water, and I'm not racist or homophobic. Point proven.

    ;)

  • Cartman: Get out of my a** you stupid rainbows!!!

  • Its just a government cover up for the overpopulation of lepricans

  • The saddest part is, there are probably actual people who agree with her completely.

  • You won't be laughing when rainbows come for your children Dx

  • Screw that, I hope the rainbows come for her. Natural selection shall be enforced!!

  • Obviously this kook has never heard that rainbows are just refracted sunlight through water droplets. dumb fuck.

  • That's just governmental lies Dx

  • maybe bungle and zippy are trying for world domination by giving us rainbow poison!! we gotta ask are selves wheres geoffrey

  • OMFG this is so genius! You should publish this shit in SCIENCE or NATURE! That's a huge finding since Eistein's theory of Relativity and Photoelectric effects. Truly amazing....

  • Rain Rainbows are forming an alliance with sprinkler rainbows, these rainbows are evil doers and want to take over every light passing when theres water. I would approve of torturing the rainbows to find out what they are upto. Countries or states with excessive rainbows should be invaded to bring democracy to the native rainbows. I will vote for the candidate who takes a stand on this. I think Nazis had alot of lawn sprinklers with rainbows.

  • it might be the homosexual movement baring itself that it promises.......... no move home makeover shows! Psssssst I am 40+ years old and as a child we did these in my yard with the garden hose for fun!

  • OMG This is so hilarious, and yes the soundtrack makes it even more hilarious. What is in our water?! It's the rainbows oozing out of the ground, how dare the sun shine through the mist of water and cause such an aweful affect...STUPID

  • You sir or madam, are an artist.

  • I'm shocked she is standing so close to it. Doesn't she now that rainbows are known to attack in the blink of an eye with no warning whatsoever?

  • WIN!

  • HAA! The soundtrack addition is brilliant.

  • she may need to be contained in a mentaly eeeh contained with nice pretty padded corners and nice men in white that give her specail candy that tastes bad

  • you will not be laughing when the rainbows come for your children!!!

  • The soundtrack addition is hilarious.

  • What a dozy bint!!!

  • We are putting rainbows in the GROUND! When are you sheeple going to WAKE UP!!

    lol

  • brought a tear to my eye: very moving and very apt. We should all try to do our bit to keep government rainbows from infiltrating our water and minds through sandwich meats and the internet.

  • brilliant

  • Hey, walk over to the other side. Over by the fence. If you still see it let me know.

  • The misspellings of "thirst" and"constitutional" really sell it. You've made me a believer, dboots. Thank you. :sob:

  • Your beautiful music really compliments this crazy lady! Great timing, too.

  • LOL Lovely music fits the video!

    Nice skills on the piano by the way :)