Pickup Lines That Don't Quite Work

[zany46045]

U have ian's bowl haircut in the vid picture

[Enchacner20208]

Subscribed because your hot(;

[LookAtMeNow1431]

I swear, your eyes are amazing.

[foreversingout]

sexy,i dont tink you need any pick up lines

[almostprecisleyalice]

MMMM hes so kute ^-^

[HayleyJadeTV]

Phil's a laddyyss maann:P

[emchapps]

Your face is perfecttttttt

[elizabethrox259]

holy snapple! boy, you are some kind of sexy! ;) marry me...

[LivezaAllSaints]

you SEXY

[lindseypie100]

ur very attractive! :)

[punkchicka08]

Lol yurr cute haha...

[Mizzhope90]

all yu have to say to me is hey and im yours ;) ur so fuckin hoootttt dammmnnn yu r smokin

[WARNING2sexy4u]

i was going to say he was hot, but then i look and that is what all the comments say..... but its true! :)) ...... i hope that they are all girls.......

[Theflirt1997]

Ur hott ;)

[vegemitetaste]

Yeah, I don't think you need a pick up line buddiee. :")

[jessaka1000]

Omgossh your soo cute! I'm hot hit up my YouTube!

[Sexybitch333100]

UR SO FUCKIN HOT!! U HAVE A REALLY SEXY VOICE TOO!!

[theemogyrlz]

yu dnt need pick up lines yur alredy hawt all yu hve to say is hey baby and im hooked

[breakingdawn716]

"We all know the last one works but don't fucking do it!" I about peed my pants when he said that.

[7thendings]

your soooooooooooooo hot :)

[Lizzy51995]

wow ur hotttttt

[shanialuvheart14]

your really cute

[Alpal247]

HAHAH 1.51

[Alpal247]

thumbs up for .48-.51

[4evaTasha]

wow ur so hot u dont even need a pick up line!!

[RaInBoWcOlOrS765]

Hey he looks exactly like a kid at my school but the person at my school has curly hair lol!

[tashaowen33]

how old r u cuz u so hot

[tashaowen33]

wow ur sexy :D

[shanialol1]

lol

[sdlover99]

bro just smile and you can get this girl

[jesswunder95]

ill play soldier!!! lol

[CuteKittensAww]

Im saggitarius or however its spelt but i dont really car that he said that about my sign.

[chauchee5]

your so hot!! those pick up lines would totally work for me! are you single?

[CrunkGirl34]

Im subscribing cause your're fcking hot! oowee :)

[finzfan92]

Something tells me this dude pisses sitting down....anyway, Can I have my 2 minutes and 3 seconds back? this video was quite unfunny.

[SamanthaInDaHouse]

SEXY BOIII

[emmagee1990]

what a hottie ;)

[queenofeveryone]

"Disclaimer. We know that the last line works, but don't f**king do it." lol

[2291chainsaw]

Lol heres one "Do you like chocolate, cause i have half a bar".

[brittneywrites]

hotness!!!

[NoImNotAGangster]

I enjoy your face on my computer screen.

[CapnKatKat69]

I'll admit... I subscribed because your voice is hot.

[lizzybraley]

:( im a Sagittarius lol

[TheGamerPlant]

@lizzybraley Same

[xoxostagestar99]

hey baby, are you a Sagittarius?oh fuck that, I'm not going to fuck no Sagittarius. <3hahahahahahahaha<3

[Smoshloverskerblahh]

The lines are awful but hes pretty cute with nice eyes and a sexy voice

[ash101ley90]

we know the last line works but dont fucking do it!

[freakytalL87]

couldnt even get thru half of it... not funny. u got a cool voice dude get some better material put some more time into it you could be funny good luck too

[brooklyn5258]

i forgot to saythat some kid said one of these to me i asked him where he got it from he said you and you got someone need in the nutzz

[brooklyn5258]

ur hottttttt but ur " pickup lines " are insults

[radpantspro]

i know sme girls who would go for some of these.... pickup lines? i prefer to call them insults. nbut i dont really know you. you are kinda hot though.

[TheCrazyfun21]

hahah sound like insaults lmao but ur really cute and i like ur voice Xd

[DropDead644]

dude the freaking solider part freakin funny :p 

[Lexicloud]

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL lol funny tho

[123msteen]

He Could Get It!  lol

[PerfectMusicNotes99]

sagitarious fuck that i aint compatible with sagitarious

[PerfectMusicNotes99]

yuor so hot!!!! you dont even need pick-up lines what so ever

[superbowl5212]

i hate u and i hope u die a slow painful death u cunthole

[fredrikke1]

omg you are sooo HOT! you dont need pickuplines ;)

[emebrooke]

SO true! I hate stupid pickup lines :)

[AshleyNicoleStrehl]

Ur cute :3

But...... cut ya hair it makes you look like a fagot.....

[AnimeFreak7567]

why are most of these comments about how hot he is? its true he's hot, but still

[lizzm35]

... he's lucky he's hot as fuck.

[FoshizzleJkizzle]

Hahaha. Cute. :]

[thesceniebaby]

yur cute ^-^

[SMDBitches100]

Sexxyy HOT NIQQAH I WOULD LOVE TO RIDE THAT DICK ;)

[doggiemsie]

marry me.

[drucycat55]

wow that was terrible

[missnastyshoes]

watch dinosaur chasers56!! WAHOO! for me please...its hilarious and all you have to do is type in moostuhfuh in th search bar and it will come up!! and to make sure you do comment please!!! It has something about desandnate in it so listen very closely

[gigibubbles1]

wow hot and funny :D

[salladdallas10]

i agree hottt ( : forreal lls

[salladdallas10]

i agree hottt ( : forreal lla

[Tiana0609]

youre attractive (;

[AlicexJuliusxx]

I find it funny how a lot of hot guys think they need pick up lines when they DON'T!

[GillAndGabby123]

you're fucking hot. and your voice is SEXY.

[AyeeOhTheHeatherShow]

awe your a cutie (:

[Sambowie96]

hes soo attractive ;D



[1RosalieCullen101]

I don't know about the rest of you girls, but I'd play army. I just call the RPG!

[Sugarbaby419]

oh my god has anyone told yu your fucking sexy?! if your single let me know ;)

[Camyking]

if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd but u and i together. Am i dead angel? cause this must be heavan. Can i take your picture? I want santa to know exactly what i want for christmas. I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop. :) x

[Hali821]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cos i can see me in your pants ;D

[petvetamber]

Hey, love the video funny as fuck, but yeah those are pickups lines you shouldn't try on us. :)

[MissyTommyT]

damn ur hot as fuck! ;)

[AX7angel]

damn!!!!! your fricken hot as hell babe!!! :)

[xojennyxo21]

Hey sexy <3 ((((((;

[brooklea98]

lol I'm a saggittarius.. We're compatible with everything

[HowMasters]

I got a funny wors tpick up lines vid, if you wanna laugh check it out :)

[music87wch]

youre sexy. i like when you call me baby

[ladygagaeckler]

how old is he???

[AllieW31899]

your pick up lines are adorable.. nd becuz ur hot, u cud actully use them!

[JosieWtF]

ur hot . jss

[Mojowarp]

hahaha loved the zodiac sign one

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahaha chlorophorm

[singerbabe33]

ur cute

[Katgirl4322]

Baby,if you were a pokemon you'd be a Squirttle, because you make me wet. (You can thank my friend for that one. ^.^ )

[Livip99]

You are so cute ! :D

[amandaSfrd20]

u r hot... but ur video is stupid no offence

[dawsonfan999]

how old r u?

[ChelsStra17]

hot much ??

[youcoolnikki]

oh my god.....i love you XD

[smileyheart1000]

THIS CRACKED ME UP xDD

[xoxoryann5]

you're really hot... just sayin... and funny:)

[emliy54323]

Your hot and omg!!!.:) my fab is u wanna squeeze my balls lol nice

[sillysongification]

my worst pick up line : hey baby, did u fall from heaven? coz u look like u landed in some shit

[Koalafishy]

@sillysongification its landed on your face

[TheKatie1]

Your pretty hot(:

[7CUTIEGIRL]

i hate it when guys say a stupid pick up line like girl r u a magnet cause my belt is attracted to u or hey can we study chemistry

[1997biteme]

You are really hot. But your voice doesn't match you lips... haha that doesn't make much sense

[candybaby004]

your so frikken hottt lol

[Babbygirlxx6]

lol those would work if ur trying to make a girl laugh to get her interested hahaha;p

[purpleloverr101]

dude the last one was bogus hahahaha :)

[Lizardr98]

Ooooo damn you fine!!!

[pandapart543]

stop saying baby you jack arse! its irritating!

[MrDarkstar1313]

Fuck that im not compatible Saggitarius..

[PersianChiick]

lol.. my sign accuali is Sagittarius :L

[XxPornstarrxX]

haha. i liked the last onee =D

[xxLindseyxx142011]

"hey baby" -orgasm- lmao(:

[Bitemeee1357]

Gosh yur cute :)

[emostardancer57]

u are fuckin hot .......

[mrstwilightfan1998]

@emostardancer57 right

[ROCHELLEandANGELA]

phoaaa what's this guys name, he's a babe:)?

[audreylushy]

Aha, funny funnyyyy :)

[JonahsOfficial]

(Pickup Lines) My balls itch can you scratch them for me? ..... Do you like Blueberries? Cause I gotta know what to put in your pancakes in the morning!...

[14ilyxoxo]

Lol:)

[14ilyxoxo]

Lol:)

[amandaamanda320]

i cant figure out if your hot or not. ugh.

[muffingirl1606]

I'm a sagitarrius!!

[jessica44077]

Stop at 0:33 he looks really cute and creepy!

[mariaelise17]

bahahahha, quick question how come you had to wlak away every time? any ways thumbs up(: and your a cutie dear .

[sushi2U2]

Ur rlly cute ! lol nicee !

[lilmegaan]

Your cute :)

[NeverShoutDiana1]

You Are Soo Cute !<3(:

[missaweome]

Lmfao! 1:47 <333

[Aspen0012]

wow he is hott and just WOW!!

[KWJV1]

Wow.............. HES CUTE!!!!!!

[candyappleblood1]

yur hottt man

[NekoSiobhan21]

You got something against Sagittariuses cause I'm one. I'll help you with your project if you help me with mine..... it's in sex ed. ;D

[megasubzero5]

I am hoter

[brittany1999tom]

Ur HOT . !!!!! <333

[Sakura11247]

Lol no, I'm a Cancer, Gish dude X)

[alliegalforeva18]

"we know that the last line actually works, but don't f***ing do it" hahaha :P

[TheBlehh010]

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. DAMN GIRL

[uhhmmiloveyou]

This was funny. Nice job. Lol xD

[Lunarpelt97]

Ur hot:)

[legitskater88]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! "does this rag smelllike chloriform to you?" lmfao!!!

[VenusLuvChayn123]

lol 

[LenaMaire]

I'm a capercorn and if you try to be cool that dos not werk ither

[drewhawkins111302]

Your hot

[shewolf365]

hey baby your fuckin fine you can use whateva pic up line you want

[ChocolateLoverAkhila]

dude. you're hot.

[InSaNeKiLlErBuNnY]

Bahaha I liked the soldier one best.

[leekiba21]

hey i hope u got money off the hall pass movie for using your joke n they do it lame...

[killerbot101]

If you named your left leg thanksgiving, and your right leg christmas, could I visit you between the holidays? You remind me of pokemon, I just wanna pikachu. Are you a flashdrive, cuz you just turned my software into hardware. How do you like your eggs, a little underdone or fertilized? Oh theres something on your face, here lemme get it off, oops, looks like you cant wipe that beautifle off. Hey, do my shoes match my eyes, oh I see your checking me out eh?

[Jennyz112]

@killerbot101 lol, the last one is kinda funny xD

[killerbot101]

@Jennyz112 that one my friends and I made up when I got new shoes!

[Jennyz112]

@killerbot101 haha, well its good. xD

[killerbot101]

@Jennyz112 Theres a bad side to the story... on the positive side I got new shoes... on the negative side... well lets just say my eye wasn't okay. XD

[Jennyz112]

@killerbot101 LOL, wow fail. at least you got your shoes, LMAO.

[anna11051]

Ur cute

[RyleeNicole98]

Ur hot .

[lovableLilly1]

im capercorn bitchesss!!!!

[sunshineninja509]

Tarus here!

[Porsche2110]

OMG!!! You are sooo cute!!!!!!

[omjeeperzgirl1]

Daaayyyuuum! Ur hott! ;D

[bluedancer33]

um nice hair :) wanna bang :P HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i had that used on me the other day i couldnt stop laughing and i ended up giveing him my number lol haha

[ChocolatePingu]

The first time I saw this, I was going to comment, but I was sagittarius. Now that the star signs have changed, I'm not anymore. I feel like a big weight has been lifted.

[mutagh74]

ima taurus, how bout that???

[LoveMeOrHateMe1600]

i'm an aquarius

[slaughterpuss]

"does this rag smell like chloroform?" lmfao

[77DiiMpl3z77]

yes VERY hot and good news!! im a leo!!

[LaurenMaysHawwt]

Your very HOT. But I'm a Sagittarius :(

[laramiet011]

hey baby, do you want to play army soilger?(I cant spell) Seriously I have the guns a suits and walky talky's at home come on. Ha!

[VampyreFreak96]

hey baby what ur sign? Cancer? like crabs? O.o

that one's really funny to say to people

[eugeniasosa]

mister you are very hot <3 lol i would take any of those....but im Sagittarius :'(

[elmocuppicake]

are you compatible with Aires?

[eugeniasosa]

@elmocuppicake wow you would so say that

[LeanLykaScene]

You sir, our insanely cute.

Just saying ♥

[1233Maya]

haha any girl with a brain would take any of those :)

[Scottyfarlington]

all the Sagittarius's have instantly lost hope