Sal And Wife Marriage Counselling With Dr Keith Ablow 10-1-07 (7 OF 11 ) Howard Stern Show

[dogcow666]

the way he crowbarred in the ben stiller movie plug was awesome LOL

[bsm6776]

Artie's impression, lol

[calaftheeast]

Sal is gross.

She should feel depressed because she had children w/ that excuse of a male. I can't believe he cried because his father cheated on his mother. Get a life loser, and grow a pair. Every man cheats. There are kids out there whose fathers rape them, or are murderers.

Of course she cheats on him. He doesn't influence any respect. 

[jonnyhome714]

sal wife should give sal a blow job right there on the live show,

[swinsontinson]

haha that divorce lawyer who called in couldn't have been more correct

[ULTRADREW1]

F Dash171

[mcallen83]

wow, Artie can really lie! Poor guy, hope he gets better.

[Microwavish]

keith ablow sounds like steve langford

[jsclwn123]

i love Robin she's really smart.

[Lvduggo69]

I can't fucking stand robin ! She tried to b smarter than everyone , when dominic said something she shrugged it off and turned arround and used some big words and said the same fucking thing dominic said.

I see through u biach ! Just shut up ! It's not like she has had a relationship that lasted that she was qualified to give advice !

I hate robin for fucking up my fav show !

[jordanv78]

Artie is too funny.

I don't care what the Therapist says, when women have "an emotional friend" that they are calling in the middle of the night they either ARE having sex, or she plans to have sex with him.

[Haywerth]

SHUT UP, ROBIN!!!!!!

[Theburn77]

one thing i've learned in life. people don't change, it's as simple as that, sorry.

[mardepz]

@Theburn77 you can take a girl out of the whorehouse but you cant take the whorehouse out of the girl. best advice a friend told me when i dumped my ex

[karlsmith00]

@mardepz sure you "dumped" her. and i'm sure she had sex in exchange for money. what an original way to insult a woman! males haven't thought of anything new since mary magdalene. but then again, language and communication has never been a male strong suit.

listen, sweetie. you're fat and ugly, and you were rejected. now your fragile male ego has to lash out at women in general, and this is the best way. get off your fat ass and get into a gym. then maybe you'll get some. now run along.

[mardepz]

@karlsmith00 relax kid, taking this to heart too seriously lol..

[kalpal67]

@karlsmith00 boy would you make a great lesbian

[karlsmith00]

@kalpal67 sure i would, ask your mother about it.

[kalpal67]

@karlsmith00 believe it or not i took your advice and my mother said "son, that comment could only have been made by an internet hack"

[karlsmith00]

@kalpal67 wow, hilarious. i bet you get tons of chicks.

[kalpal67]

@karlsmith00 im actually engaged so not so much anymore, i bet you recently moved to massachusetts

[karlsmith00]

@kalpal67 engaged, wow! if that's true, i'm sure your marriage will turn out just perfect. when she files for divorce, you won't know what hit you.

i live in california, not that it makes any fucking difference.

[kalpal67]

@karlsmith00 oh well thank you for the vote of confidence but we're planning to wait a while before we tie the knot

p.s. california works almost as well as massachusetts for my underhanded lesbian reference...not as good but almost.

[karlsmith00]

@kalpal67 sure the millions of people in boston, and even all the people going to harvard, tufts, etc. are all lesbians. and california, with 35 million people, is ALMOST as good.

this is the male mind working at its finest right here. then we wonder why boys are the minority in colleges today. don't ever have kids, you stupid piece of shit. we don't need your retard genes being passed down.

[kalpal67]

@karlsmith00 well sweety when i said almost as good i simply meant that while same sex marriage have failed in california, it is still greatly held as the next most likely place for said laws to be passed. why that set you off i don't know.

p.s. i no longer think you are a lesbian.... i know you are a lesbian

[karlsmith00]

@kalpal67 i love retarded male logic! it's like watching a dog trying to walk on its hind legs.

i'm no lesbian. i fucked your dad last night.

[kalpal67]

@karlsmith00 and i love the jokes of intellectually defeated females! no way you're attractive. you do have guts though! i'd never fuck a dead person.

[kalpal67]

@kalpal67 i have a feeling you are a guy just pulling my leg! good one dude!

[karlsmith00]

@kalpal67 oh, sweetie. i'd bet a million dollars you don't look like a young brad pitt.

[kalpal67]

@karlsmith00 i guess you win a million dollars then. i look nothing like brad pitt. my turn! i bet 100 billion dollars that about 6 billion earthlings don't either.....whats your point? im ugly cause i dont look like brad pitt? come on baby you can do much better. used that wit ellen degeneres teaches you guys

[judesama11]

@karlsmith00 god do you ever shut up.... again wrong. look at the statistics of what classes the little ladies are taking, and how many graduate to have a successful career. you brought up statistics, and you failed. wanna try again ya ball busting bitch?

[karlsmith00]

@judesama11 how many have a successful career? well when women make up the majority of the workforce while men sit on their fat asses at home, i'd call that a success.

get back to call of duty, failure.

[judesama11]

@karlsmith00 show me the proof of the statistics and then i will believe that men are sitting on their fat asses playing "call of duty", which is probably your favorite game. women are hired out of pity moron. besides, in what careers are women good in??? secretaries, Starbucks bariestas, whores and strippers. men not only make up the intellegent laborers, but they also make up the manual. cause some bitch is gonna get her nails dirty... hehehehhe. you fail, try again if you like.

[judesama11]

@karlsmith00 oh, nice profile pick ya terrorist. i bet you are a lady with a drity fuckin turbin and a treble living in your chin. if i played call of duty, it means i would have the time because i dont have kids like you probably do, and are just pissed off at the world for calling you out for being a horrible mom, or dad, or both, whatever the fuck you are. truth is i bet your one of these american bitches who sits on HER fat ass making malnourished food for her children while they watch tv.

[judesama11]

@karlsmith00 didnt you get owned by this guy already? youtube.com/watch?v=px-E5L-lHb­Y i would think after an ignorant person such as yourself would shut up after such kicking your ass so bad. besides, you stats are backwards if you think men are sitting at home. those are the mothers who poked the holes in condoms and said "OOPS!" and are now stay at home moms slave driving their husband with the all so tired phrase "its your responsibility". oh, and if play xbox is your best insult, give up.

[judesama11]

@karlsmith00 "listen, sweetie. you're fat and ugly, and you were rejected." thats what your mom said when you were born. heheheh, fuckin get a job instead of picket protesting feminism. your fiance is going to be pissed if you dont have that billion dollar female entitled job to have him stay at home. hehehehee, jackass......

[slimshaid]

Artie is so quick and dead on point in this segment, he KILLS as the EF!! GET UR ASS BACK TO THE SHOW ART!

[729Drew]

lol Damn i miss Artie, and i've got a totally new respect for Sal hearing all that shit he's been through, and now hearing this cold hearted biiiiiiatch he lives with. If you told this bitch the sky is blue she'd say, no its not.

[000EatMan000]

artie's fantastic in this segment

[eatmealiveplease]

you want to open your emotional legs?

[Dash171]

Another example of how Artie Rules.......and Jackie was sh*t.

[hiphopguru81]

@Dash171 Jackie was a talentless fuckass who actually did us all a favor and left...thanks for leavin dickwad.

[Dash171]

Vodka Straight Up THANK YOU!!!!!

[joemj413]

@Dash171 Jackie rules F YOU!

[kalpal67]

@Dash171 jackie was great. artie is great just stfu and listen geez.......lol im pissed 1 year later

[judesama11]

@Dash171 i dont know, jackie and artie are both great

[joemj413]

@Dash171 Jackie wasn't shit you FUCK! And this was Artie almost at his worst, the other him getting mad at that porn star with his Iron Sheik impression