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  • FURRIES.

    FURRIES EVERYWHERE.

  • What did I just watch?

  • Weirdest thing about this video?? My french teacher showed the whole class this so we could understand how french people accept nudity and sexualness more than americans.....

  • Is it weird that I got a boner from this?

  • Is this a legit cover / remix of this song? Because if not, it should be! :D

  • I'm frightened...

  • I like how the peacock dancers are apparently ladies, even though only male peacocks have that infamous, vibrant plumage.

  • @MissReige you... bring to light a very valid point

  • @MissReige It's like instead of the Ladyboys of Bangkok, it's the Ladyboy Peacocks!

  • fuck,why can't america get shit like this!,all the other shit is in commercials,but when it comes to stuff like this,we get fucking bats!!

  • wow where can i get this drink it sound's like furries like it if the furry community likes this it most be good to drink

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  • The stripper octopi freak me out a little

  • The acid appears to be working

  • theyre such a sexy couple! id love it if i were a female deer like that with a dark handsome beer to fuck me. not even joking. ;) 

  • Yiff ftw.

  • ALL MY HATE ALL OF IT!

  • I'm French and when I saw this on TV for the first time, the only thing that came to my mind was "lol inb4 shitstorm"

  • Alright France, that was the last straw! You don't get to be a real country anymore!

  • See? The French aren't ashamed to admit their furries.

    And if a bunch of people I don't like (no, wait, that's their language I don't like, the people are fine) can do it, I can to.

  • Foxy like. Foxy will buy Orangina. Foxy will score with furry babes and dudes! Orangina = You get yiff! BUY ORANGINA. at least they may make more commercials for us then. :)

  • I could fap to this.... so I will

  • This and Daft Punk are the reasons America hasn't socked France yet.

  • Best ad in history is you ask me it's covers so many groups of people to advertise to. Plus the panda chick is hot

  • I love this commercial and i don't care who knows it.

  • my reaction

    0_0...im in that part of youtube again >.>

  • all my boners

  • soooooo...the french are a bunch of furfags then?

  • just picked some up at giants (maryland) cant wait to taste it

  • Funnier, sexier and more creative than a majority of Americans would ever tolerate.

  • @JMarchOHare Hence why they're a world power as opposed to garlic eating tossers who fap to chimeras.

  • @angrydead: Americans? LOL! The French were a world power too. Now they're not. The Soviets were a world power. Now they're not. America is already waning, only the 49% who are still middle-class and above are repeating, "This isn't real... This isn't real..." Yes, it is. The 21st century belongs to China. Get used to it.

    The American pattern will be exactly the same as the Soviet pattern was, too: "We're doing fine... We're doing fine... We're do.... Oops! Who coulda seen THAT coming?!"

  • @JMarchOHare Unlikely, if America does decline then it's most likely slow Roman style process. China's ecomomic clout is more precarious than it seems since it's inherantly reliant on the correct conditions of the West. The Soviet rot was far more dramatic and deep than any shortcomings of the American system.

  • @JMarchOHare Yes, maybe China will beat them out, but America will always be a global superpower and are here to stay.

  • @attiyeh422 Yes, may God **** America.

  • 50$ says a furry made this

  • Meanwhile in France...

  • HOOOOOOT.

    I need to get me some of this DAMN juice C;

  • I find this wonderfully easy to masturbate to.

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  • this is what happens when Pegans and Peta get together and do a shit ton of acid

  • you know, somewhere out there, furries are fapping furiously while looking at this ad. Also the octopus girl is moe

  • Waaaaa? That was the stupidest comershall

  • Hrmm... France makes commercial.

    Nothing shows.

    Innuendos that people see every day.

    People automatically assume it's furry porn.

    Seems legit,

  • @cpc1995 It isn't just innuendo. Look at how the characters are dressed. Anthropomorphic animals with bikinis, pole dancing, etc. You furry fans are ridiculous.

  • @AvocadoTomato And this is different from humans... how? Just because they have fur? Your argument makes no sense. Humans do this exact same thing, so why is it ridiculous? I mean, I get the whole sexual part of it but there are worse commercials featuring humans.

  • What happened ?! That sucked like a sucker on the octopus

  • The worst commercial.

  • Japan, you have met your match.

  • lolwut

  • :| that dizzying feeling was your blood rushing from your dick to your head and back at the speed of sound

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  • My boner is so confused right now

  • everyone knows my views on this from my other comments, that said I would have sex with that octopus.

    thank you and good night

  • This shouldn't be legal.

  • This is what I picture fur-cons are like. Except no one is sexy and it's about 100 times creepier.

  • FUCKING ORANGE JUICE BURNED MY FUCKING UREATHRA

  • Goddamn furrys.

  • that could easily turn people both for and against furrys.

  • No no no no no no no no no no no no....

  • fuck you Cracked.com! my brain hurts and i'm gunna get nightmares for a week!

  • Cracked.

  • what the fuck just happened? I think I just got mindfucked.

  • Damn you Cracked. Damn you.

  • YIFF IN HELL, FURFAGS!!!!

  • what...the...fuck?

  • Fuck damnit. This is bullshit

  • CRACKED

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • Did anyone else get the Flashdance reference?

  • France, the country where soda's ads are more erotic than a perfume's ad.

  • furry porn = buy orangina

    It's genius.

  • ok is it just me or did the bear slap the zebra ladies vaginas at :59

  • @pandahead17 ...looks like it

  • @DigitalResurrection 0.o kinky

  • Did I just watch Furry porn?

  • infarto al miocardio!!!

    casi instantaneo!!!

    

  • I'm actually a little surprised at the comment section. Seeing how people keep on thinking that this is somehow "furry arousing material" when speaking as a furry myself, I felt no arousal whatsoever. Since an anthro is "like" a human it's going to have sensitive areas involved. Yep, news to ya, female anthros have boobs and can have skimpy outfits just like humans. Overall to me, it just felt like a very well made commercial regardless of the sexual themes which commercials have.

  • @TheLeetCasualGamer just because you didn't doesn't mean that some other furry didn't

  • Lol furries.

  • Thumbs up if you oddly found yourself getting aroused while watching this... maybe there IS something to the furry fandom... Murrrr...

  • @SmashtheCmachine I'd like to turn it around and say, if this had been real women- I would've been aroused without a doubt.

    Know quite a few "furries" and the whole fursuiting thing is really not that sexy 8D (To me.)

  • @Peteru69 Personally, I saw the cute bunny girl, and suddenly wanted to do like kirk around green skinned alien girls hehe

  • Meanwhile in France...

  • WHAT THE FUCK?

  • oh god I'm in the weird part of youtube again....

  • what is this? i don't...

  • Ok Orangina don´t taste, but this commercial is really great! We need this in Germany too, our advertising is VERY boring ^^ And I agree with the song lyric

  • Hey did anyone else end up here by serching a bunch of fallout new vegas?

  • 3 letters for youtube .....wtf

  • Im kinda thirsty now...

  • Woah... He he he eh.

  • Oh dear.

    I've stumbled on to that weird part of YouTube again...

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I JUST CLICKED ON A LINK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOOOOOOON

  • This is so, so, wrong I don't even know where to start.

    Oh internet. (facepalm)

  • Nop, it's just Chuck Testa

  • 1 word:

    wat

  • i have the furriest boner right now....

  • hahahahah

  • WTF? WHATTT??!! WHY??HOW???' AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME

  • Saw this on Cracked...gotta say, scariest(read: most hilarious) thing I ever saw.

  • And they say that Japan is fucked up.

  • God dammit. 

  • this is 1 fucked up ad

  • France....God Dammit, why did we save you in World War 2?

  • NO ಠ_ಠ

  • Excelente comercial,muy bueno

  • Just when I thought this advert couldn't get any weirder...

    Then came the transexual peacocks. 

  • @CinnabonChan This, taken out of context, is the greatest comment ever.

  • I guess furry's are the largest demographic of Orangina in France.

  • How the fuck what WHY!

  • This comments section is proof that all furries are scum

  • @GropeZero dude dont judge furries by what france advertises its BS and you know it

  • Hehe, I've done a remix of this ;)

  • I'm officially becoming a furry now.

  • I WAS A FURRY BEFORE THEY SOLD OUT.

  • The secret lives of animals, ladies and gentlemen.

  • It can be weirder than the dancing clothes commercial.

  • It's cool I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.

  • is it wrong to get a boner to this?

  • 2,195 people are furries or just thinks this is creative

  • Male peacock with mammaries.

  • @Mynnia Don't understand.

  • @13300ines I think @Mynnia means, in real life it's the *male* peacocks that have the colorful tails and display them. The peahens are dull brown. So these peacocks are . . . transexuals? Crossdressers? Male impersonators? Who knows?

  • *Meanwhile... In the jungle...

  • this is very random

  • Did anyone else expect the deer chick to swing back down at high speed and get impaled by a giant hairy bear cock?

  • YIFFY! =^-^=

    Power to the fur!

  • @axelfox980 murr :3

  • This is animal porn. There is no other way to describe this.

  • This gets all the weirder when you realize that only the MALE peacocks sport the fancy feathers.

  • @TheRobAlva they're transvestites, then.

    (although I have heard of a condition where female peacocks suddenly grow a male's feathers, it's a really rare condition)

  • @TheRobAlva so they're transvestites :D

  • I got a boner!

  • Come on people grow up! I don't know where you come from. Doesn't look like you're from Europe but this is where art comes from.

    And this commercial is just great. It's funny, sexy, great talent involved (the dancers and music).

    It's one of the best artistic commercials that was made recently.

  • @iRushil Uhm what? Europe is where art comes from and anybody who doesn't like this comercial is not from Europe? I really don't get your logic.

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  • @iRushil You are making assumptions based on nothing but your experiences and selective perception. But this does not make it a fact. People anywhere can be manipulated, by media, by their social circle, by anything. To think the population of a whole continent must think alike is a bit amusing, to be honest, sorry.

    And as an art student I would love to hear your definition of art and how one thing is art and another isn't. I really would! If you don't want to comment, you can send me a PM.

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  • @iRushil I didn't say everybody. I said "the population", there is a difference.

    But you didn't answer my question. How are sellouts like Oprah and BEP better than sellouts like Gaga?

    Either no culture or every culture has "roots". People started doing things, it became a tradition and therefore part of a culture. Immigrants in the US had the culture they came from, it mixed with the culture of other immigrants, and, bam , we have a new culture. Just like it happened with vikings and romans.

  • @iRushil And I don't get how what's going on on TV = representative of a culture. I do think that your perception is really selective. I'm sure you are a nice person in real life, but putting down other cultures because of superficial things makes you sound hypocritical, considering that your original statement was that Americans are just saying bad stuff about this commercial because they are superfiial and just don't understand it.

  • Ugh, very uncomfortable to watch.

  • This is the weirdest fucking thing I've seen in a while.

  • I guess this explains the women not shaving thing in France huh?

  • yiffy :3

  • this is how they sell orange juice now? When will we get to see the milk advertisement?!!!!!

  • @OrbinOz Orangina is an orange soda brand

  • yiff yiff; )

  • I've always been a very lewd person. And now I know why. It all makes sense knowing that my mom's side is mostly french.

  • I'D YIFF THAT

  • uhhh... what?

  • France....What the fuck?

  • Crack pipes at dawn?

  • FUCK FURRIES!

  • I was in Paris for some time over the summer on an arts trip. Everyone saw *huge* posters for this on the metro, and thought the name was a joke. We did, until we saw it in the vending machines.

  • I went to France for 2 weeks. My head hurts.

  • Because when I think of sparkling orange juice, I think of poorly-animated furry porn.

  • Pbat brought me here from the live stream

  • actually its male peacocks that have the big feathered tails, the females look all white and gross

  • I'm going to france.

  • This is why france pwns other countries when making "weird ass abstract things"

    Viva La France!

    Dividing by zero since 1791!!!

  • Liking this commercial does not make you weird.

    Wanting to live out this commercial in real-life...

  • *wingboner*

  • ...HOW DID I GET HERE!?!?!?

  • @FranticShipping

    THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!

  • I have the wierdest boner right now....

  • This advert was in Britain for a while too xDDD

  • gosh furries are taking over france :/

  • What exactly was this advertising again? I got a little confused?

  • It's eye catching. That's how you sell a product. Not only is Orangina great, but they have a smart promotions department.

  • I Lol'd

    People actually think this is targeted at kids? What idiots.

  • LET'S DO THIIIIIS!!!

  • @IswimthereforIM In France the female peacocks rip the male peacocks head off during intercourse, then create their trophy accessory. athought everyone knew that...heh heh

  • God damn it, France, you just had to get all the furries excited.

  • This is the essence of 21st Century: The weirder you are, the more popular you will be! Anyway nice furry-style^^.

  • WTF furry porn?

  • why boner