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  • I support Israel's right to exist, and do not have any time for terrorists such as Hamas are anyone else. But my reasons for supporting it seem to differ from Jackie Mason's. I support Israel's right to exist because the fact is that it has existed for several decades now, and the majority of people in both Israel and the Palestinian territories favour peace and a two-state solution. But all this stuff about it "biblically belonging to the Jews" is absolute nonsense...

  • Well said Jackie!!!!!!! The problem is that I know you know but most that listens don't care don't wanna know and it is far beyond their level of intelligence! I am betting that even without reading all the comments the majority will stink of anti Semitic ideology!

  • God gave the Israeli Jews the land they occupy in her role as a real estate broker, its one of her side lines, she has also given me the west coast of America, she appeared to me in a vision and told me this land is rightfully mine and I have wrote this down in a book which can be shown to anybody who questions it as irrefutable proof its true.

  • I think thats how Hitler was able to take over Europe. God gave him the land obviously. Its the most ludicrous fucking argument I have ever heard.

  • I am rounding up some tanks and guns to go and take the land by force and clear out anybody who is already there and anybody who resists will be a terrorist and I will have the right to defend myself. All you who resist will be the murders and if any of your innocent people get killed when I am defending myself it will be your fault, you will have killed them!!! You will also be an anti-letmedowhateverthehellIli­keist.

  • I will also turn the rest of America into a prison and build barriers around it and make it so that they have to smuggle their supplies in underground tunnels and dont even have an adequate supply of water to irrigate their land. I am sure the American government will sympathise and whole heartedly support me, they do with Israel and I know God herself will be on my side!!! She always is!!! I am her chosen person!!!

  • By the way I was only joking about God been a woman everybody knows she/he is a man and about invading the west coast of America even though God did give me the land and I have the right to do so, but I dont want where I am posting from to get an air strike and end up indefinitely occupied.

  • Perhaps I will leave it a couple of thousand years, the book that proves it is my right to do so will count as irrefutable proof that this is the case even more so by then than it does now! Its the kind of evidence that just gets better with age!

  • I must agree with Jackie Mason here.. long live israel !

  • I am Palestinian Christian... If Israel stop occupying and making Palestinian people lives miserable... Then I am sure there won't be any suicide bombers. Israel recycle this violence.

  • @samergdesigner as far as i am concerned, the israeli people where attacked by arab armies and whilst defending themselves won that land.

  • this guy speaks the truth..and I'm Lebanese Christian

  • Jewish death squads have slaughtered innocent Palastinian people for years. The US and UN created Israel and it has lead to wars ever since.

  • all of these different opinions.......... here's a fact. They will never stop fighting....it has not and will not ever stop!World peace is a joke. Its in human nature to fight. Oh yeah, more people have been killed in the name of God than anything else. that includes money,food,water and land(excluding Israel)

  • so why did moses curse u to wonder in the desert for 40 yrs. living in tabernacles?what did you do to jesus?who was judas iscariot?when was the land 'blessed' by yahweh elohim?if you r the chosen race,REVERSE me THEN motherfucker.

    p.s.whats a healthy and truthful israeli food?answer:rare 17/4/2009

  • Israel was given to the Jewish people

    from Abrahams time,

    The land was called Canaan,

    not Palestine, The arabs want the destruction of the land .

    I will bless Israel, Gen 12 v 3

    God said, I will bless those who bless you,

    I will curse whose who curse you.

    God is a Zionist, so should those confess to love the God of the bible,

    Shalom, Shalom, Jerusalem.

  • What they call a blockade i call protection.

    If Israel stops the checkpoints and blockades, then suicide bombers will flood into the country.

    You complain about being locked up in Gaza like in a prison, then force out the Hamas criminals who live amongst you.

  • This war is not yours.They use you and the religion to sold arms,and use your money.

  • You can give all the callous justifications in the book Oh, but they brought it upon themselves by voting in Hamas(the only other alternative being a corrupt secular as opposed to a corrupt religious party).You can hate the Pals all you want.But there's a difference between hating someone and denying their humanity. When U dehumanize a whole group of people, don't act shocked when they dehumanize U right back. And don't Jews understand better than any1 what it's like to be treated as inhuman?

  • He's wrong.The reality is that Israel has made Gaza into the largest concentration camp on earth, and for years has been restricting its 1 million inhabitants access to food, medicine, clean water, etc., to the extent that researchers began to find malnutrition among children. With the election of Hamas Israel increased its closures, using, as the relief agency Christian Aid stated, food and medicine as weapons. Numerous humanitarian groups warned of a growing humanitarian

    crisis in Gaza.

  • You can't reclaim land from 2000 yrs. ago and expect everyone to just move over. Typical bully Israel controls the borders, the ground below and the air above. And most importantly, they control all the resources of Gaza and continue to push their way through.

    These people have been beaten down for 60 years and then we ask why they squandered the few crumbs they got!!

  • Thanks for the truth. :) 10/10*

  • Judg 1:18-19

    18 Also Judah took Gaza with the coast thereof, and Askelon with the coast thereof, and Ekron with the coast thereof.

    19 And the Lord was with Judah;

    KJV

    It is time that Israel end the OCCUPATION of Jewish Land by murdering Muslims.

  • Amen!

  • The biggest mistake Israel did is giving Gaza back to the Palestinians, since then Hamas flourished. Same mistake in Lebanon, since they left, Hizballa flourished as well.

  • I DISAGREE...READ HISTORY AGAIN

  • A GOOD American Defends Israel!!!!

  • Holy cow, this guy is the quintessential jew. He should be an actor.

  • Are you kidding? You don't know who the actor Jackie Mason is? Dolt.

  • Sorry, never seen the guy before. People are always talking about stereotypes and how it's wrong. Well, this guy sure ain't helping the cause. If I was making a movie and needed a jew to play a part, I'd go right after this guy.

    Normally, you can't easily distinguish jews from non-jews. This guy is the exception.

  • This Man is a GREAT man...he's willing to stand up against the hollywood Jewish people who hate themselves.

  • F all those Mohomed lovin sons a bitches.

    By the way, this guy considers Americans shmucks. Well, if I'm a schmuck, then so it every other America (including jews) living in the United States. We need to go back to the old days when the F'd up palestinins were captured and treated as slaves because thats

  • To the Muslim, all other people are just "infidels" so, as such, no other religion is worthy of any honor by Muslims. They are, according to their faith, the only people that God is for, they can do anything to any non-MUslims. You cannot compromise with someone who is convinced that God is only on his side, and you are an "infidel."

  • somebody says what everybody thinks. Good bless you Jackie mason.

  • Muslims steal land and won't accept compromise.

  • you weird freak....wake upto yourself you zionist freak.that was the biggest load of diarrhea...Palestinians are the natives of the land...there is no changing that.

  • "Palestinians" have land. It's called Jordan, Lebanon, and Syria, you Nazi whore!

  • stoolewatcher...palestine is the native land for palestinians.

    the zionists regime have spread like a cancer in it.

  • You liberal fascists are afraid of a tiny Jewish country. But you have no problem with the dozens of Muslim countries in the world.

  • call me what ever you want..the only problem that i have is peoples that steal land from others & then demonise them world wide. FREE PALESTINE

  • First of all there is no such thing as Palestine..Biggest lie in history. King Herodotus made that name up when the Romans ruled after the dispersion. Also, being name after Philistine is lie. Philistines were Greek not Arab. It wasn't until Arafat who lied to people and said that the Palestine was Arabs.. Before Arabs didn't even want to be called Palestinies.When the Jews came back to Israel they bought land from absentee landlords who didn't even want that land.If people would study history.

  • Palestinians are actually discriminated in Jordan, but else where they are generally fine. But no country wants to accept them, Egypt kicked them out too (border at Rafah incident).

  • tassiedev...Your failure to be informed doesn't make StoogeWatcher whacko it just makes you ignorant. Look into a cure for this ignorance instead of calling names.

  • Jackie please don't exaggerate. The Israelis are building a wall around the Palistinians. The create points of entry which Israel controls. Israel also controls the Palistinians sky. So the Palistinians are living in one giant prison. They don't get to have a say of when they can come and go.

    The so called treaty is nothing more Israel fencing off their zoos, so that the Palistinian animals can't escape.

  • The Arabs already got their land. Over 70% of the British Mandate of Palestine is already in Arab hands. It's called Jordan. Now, part of the remaining 30% has been given to the Arabs as well.

  • Thank you for this video !

    Quote for truth.

  • In 60 short years Palestinians have been forced to live in small isolated backwaters while policed and controlled by Israeli armed colonies protected by the military. Israel has the most valuable land and water. Palestinians cannot travel throughout their own land and have to carry documentation and attempt to cross checkpoints. American support of Palestinian oppression caused 911 the war in Iraq and soon Iran.

  • Bullshit. Palestinians already have land. It's called Lebanon!

  • you are a pig u nevr had a land and the rockets and bombs it nothing thay should vanish your fucking nation and send u back to were u came from like (poland,germany,romaniya,morra­co,yeman,franc,uk,usa........

  • then america should give the native amerians indians back there land right jackie is not the same thing u seem smart pls give me a reply everyday i get more mad at jews for not standing up for anybody else who is not a jew

  • "American's are smucks" FU Jackie why don't you leave america if you don't love it. Stop the hate quite hating america.

  • Jackie was talking about how stupid liberals constantly make excuses for greedy Islamofascists.

  • Arabs have been living in what is now Israel for over 2000 years.

    One state solution should have been made. One state for all religions/races not a jewish or arab state

  • Hi Jackie,

    Can't wait to see your show at Wembley Stadium

    Keep speaking the truth even if it offends our enemies. As Churchill said when Chamberlain handed Hitler Czechoslovakia "You can't appease a boa-constrictor".

  • The right to own land lost by your ancestors,is History.Your Ancestors may have owned it, but you don't. Radical Arabs have to stop believing that blowing themselves and others up is right.Earth is Heaven and Hell.Many have good lives, most have not.Isreal exists to keep the Arabs in check in that region.America gives billions of $'s to Isreal to arm themselves.What does Isreal export to get so much in return? Figs,dates..Can't be worth billions of Dollars.

  • I agree

  • And what do you say about jews killing the Messengers of God?

    What about Jesus?

    Was it Palestinians too?

    You people are KILLERs & LIARs..

    So try harder I say!

  • if the religious right had its way in america, all gays would be persecuted and we would become a christian theocracy where freedom of religion would no longer exist.

    better idea, lets financially help the palestinians on the level we do israel and then it would be an even fight.

  • ya quote sharron as agood guy just proves yer a bastard and know nothing!

  • you cant judge country rights from 2000 years ago, if thats the case then americans would have to give the native americans their land back etc... it will be a different world. also israel wants a land from the euphrates to the nile that's the problem.

  • "Everybody" does not think the land belongs to Israel. Israel did not offer 98% of the pre 67 borders at Camp David. No document was drawn up. Many settlements were to remain. Surely you know this. There is no way you could not know it and so I am troubled by the fact that a personality I respect could lie so irresponsibly.

  • Hi Jackie,

    May I say first of all that I am a huge fan of your stand up. I saw you in Liverpool, UK several years ago and had a great time. I'm really upset by this video. I understand this issue effects you more deeply than I could fully appreciate but that doesn't excuse how you have deliberately obscured fact and presented your opinion as fact.

  • You don't try to kill Palestinians? WTF? for every Israeli killed by a Palestinian Theres a dozen Palestinians killed by Israelis. Israel's zionist government receives billions from the US gov. and they shoot and kill Palestinians and bulldoze through their houses. Palestinians have to make bombs from supplies from stores or anything they can get on the blackmarket. The zionist Jews are the opressors and the Palestinians are the retaliators. Check my video "Video Israel doesn't want you to see"

  • well buddyfreakinidiot, if you are so worroied about the palestinians just tell them to stop killing jews for no reasons.. now maybe you can't understnd this reasoning but if someone keeps shooting at me I'm going to defend myself.

  • Yes UltimateJewidiot and if Israeli miltary shoots at Palestinians they are going to defend themselves too! Hell, the Israeli military even shot one of the nobel peace prize winners in the head, its even on video. There are so many incidents of Israeli military shooting peaceful protesters and women and children and even using children as human shields, and many are on video for the world to see! Quit being a schmuck Ultimatezionist! Thank God for the good Jews who are against the zionist Jews.

  • am Yisroel chai

  • So go fucking live there Jackie

  • Hard to argue with Jackie, he speaks from the heart, and is mostly correct

  • what a load of shit. every point he made can be refuted.

  • The Christian Right supports Israel because they want to bring about the Apocalypse where all Jews are either converted to Christianity or are killed.

  • Jackie we love you in Asia I have all your videos Americans are so serious & ignorant of the world! But we love your country and we love President Bush!It's a shame your not a united country in a time of war!

  • You will get no argument from me, Mr. Mason.

  • Hey Jacky i remember the movie in wich you playid an Armenian rich guy trying to buy the golf club that was hilarious i tought you are an Armenian.

  • So is Olmet trying to give up land again? I hope he won't. Israel is righteous. Don't give up any land, it's yours.  You've earned it.

  • In this Country we get to see a very one sided view. We are lead to believe Palestinin people are worth less than Jews.

    Jackie your are racist pig. Go screw yourself!

  • A racist pig you say, Hmm, I guess I'll have to take your word for it, I rarely think for myself so I must thank you for this brilliant insight. Might I be allowed a guess that you are a liberal/democrat? I would also guess that your IQ is about the same as your age.

  • "We" ,,"they",, the cornerstone words of bigotry and sectarianism.

  • jews stole the land and are holding it ransome aginst the muslims

  • Arabs invaded the land and stole it from Jews. Too bad Arabs now live in third world shitholes and cant do much about Israel, huh?

  • yeh right what evea you think lad! just like the holocaust happened!

  • Oooo! A denier. Do you goose-step around the house Dork?

  • Talk about a schmuk, what part of the galaxy are you from? neverland? You are one of those people who believe a mountain on a molehills worth of evidence but present you with a mountain of evidence you stick with your mole hill. Have you ever been to Dachau or any of the camps? Wake up schmuk you are living in a dream world.

  • he's right in everything he says. every single word. we offered 98% of the West Bank.

  • Jackie breaks it down! you go Jackie! so many hollywood Jewish phonies are too shit scared to stand up for Israel. Way to go Jack!!! You da man! you should do a show in Israel they love you there!

  • what a fuckin arsehole...................

  • up yours

  • The fact is that nobody had to leave in 1948. I don't buy the biblical stuff, but the Brits gave the land to the UN who granted a Jewish state where a Jewish majority existed in 1947. The Palis have brought on their own strife, not the Jews.

  • I used to have a lot of respect for you Jackie, not now. You're arguement is very one-sided and takes a blinkered view of the situation in the region. I suggest you read up on some history, or better still, pop over to Chomsky or Pilger's respective websites. I suspect your ego won't allow that, as essentially you are a celebrity who holds his view as complete Gospel. A blinkered celebrity which you are satarising in that book you so blatantly plug at the start of this video. Oh the irony.

  • PALESTINE IS THE LATIN WORD FOR PHILLISTINE. It is the word the Romans called it. The native people were Jews and not Arabs who migrated to Palestine during the later Ottoman Empire. After WW1 the area was controled and occupied by the British. After WWII the land was given back to the original occupants the Jews. The so calles Palestinian Arabs need to move to Jordan or Iraq. So if the word Palestine is Latin how then can Arabs who are not Latins claim to be "Palestinians"?

  • up yours

  • "up yours" very intelligent remark almost as bright as "Oh yeah" Who in the hell are you people?

  • up yours was directed at a comment that i think was taken off, or my comment ended up in the wrong place. read some of my other posts (like the one right below this) before you start making stupid assumptions. and don't start arguing with a Jew like me or you'll get a mouthful -i don't care what religion you are.

  • Arabs have never historically lived in the Middle East? Where the hell did this Russian get his history, fuckin retard!!!!!!It's just a coincidence that Israel is surrounded on all borders by Arab states too, huh Jackass Mason, you look like a clown!

  • you dont deserve to listen to Jack's comedy

  • Where did he say they DIDN'T?

  • talk is cheap and so is your mamma. she gives blow jobs for for food stamps.

  • your mamma sent you off to school with a shit sandwich

  • what the fuck does that mean, bitch I say you meet me in cali motherfucker I will fuck your NYC ass up bitch, we gonna do this cali style. This is my address: 232 Carver Dr. Inglewood, CA You gotta pistol on you? or a blade? bury your ass six feet under. But fuck it I will be in the NYC in a couple of months and I will fuck your ass up there, unless you are coming to LA before I leave.

  • well i have to go rape your mother see ya

  • your mamma gets corn holed evert friday night out side of biker bars

  • you can't rape shit. You have a little dick that is only 1/4 inch long. LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • your daddy gets cornholes every saturday night at San Francisco bath houses

  • Hey Fcukhello, Just how stupid can you get. Only idiots rant like you do

    you have not said one intelligent word, have you no valid opinions only filth? You sound just a little disturbed, you need some anger management.

  • don't write checks with your mouth that yor body can't cash. OK punk

  • checked that address on google maps. its for the USC Thornton School of Music. Hey pal, you are nothing but a fake fraud phony arab loving scumbag. and that's the name of that tune. also you and your mamma give more head than Budweiser

  • your mamma gives assfucks and blowjobs to homeless bums on skid row. Then she tries to write it off on her taxes as a charitable contribution.

  • Jesus lived in the land that is today Israel. Jesus was a Jew. Jews lived in this area long before Mohammed was even born and Islam created. This area was occupied by many outside powers such as the Romans, Turks and lastly the British. So today the rightful owners, the Israeles are in charge.

  • the jews were forced out of Israel long ago, but that is not the Palestinians fault

  • I dont blame jews for wanting their own land, since they have been kicked out of many countries over the years and have been executed in the holocaust and also in pogroms, however, that does not give them the right to kick out palestinians.

  • The Israelis did not want the palestinians in their country, since they wanted to create a pure jewish state, and there are jews being killed but that is nothing compared to the amount of palestinians killed

  • Deaths it is true that the palestinians are at war with even each other

  • and?

  • but that is because of the israelis , they have created a situation so that not only do the palestinians aim their anger at israelis but at each other. i think jackie mason is a bigot

  • Israel is the size of Vermont. The Arab lands are larger than all of Europe. Muslems are just fanatical killers. And they like to kill anyone who doesn't agree with them. If you have ever in your life eaten a pork chop, that is grounds for you to be killed under Islamic law. You should really think twice before defending these wackos.

  • fuck that shit the arabs had no need for violence until the israelis arrived,

  • if someone walked up to your fuckin house and told you to evacuate yourself and your family you would want to take an ax to that motherfuckers head

  • If Israelis removed the checkpoints which prevents palestinians from coming to jerusalem, the palestinians would not need feel the need to blow up other people. Do you know how many palestinians were left homeless. In Islam they say "an eye for an eye" the Israelis did them wrong, so they are going to defend themselves.

  • There is only wat to deal with fanatical Arab crazies. The same way imperials Japanese fanatics of WWII era had to be dealt with. Nuclear weaponry!!!!!!!!

  • There is only way to deal with fanatical Arab crazies. The same way imperials Japanese fanatics of WWII era had to be dealt with. Nuclear weaponry!!!!!!!!

  • HITLERS LEGACY LIVES IN HIS VICTIMS

    pure jewish state- fatherland

    chosen people(by God)- Supreme race (by God)

  • so get on your fucking prayer rug and pray to your fucking Allah that boy George is president and not me. Beacuse I would drop an H- bomb every goddamn A-rab / Islamic capitol in the world and that would be just for starters.

  • Americans are the real fanatic killers, they are the ones going to Iraq killing innocent people and children. Muslim extremists do that too, but they are no worst than the fuckin american government

  • lets get one fucking thing straight. I dont support suicide arabs. I am saying that I understand why they are doing but that still does not justify that. And you cant generalize on Arabs and say that they are all killers, its like saying that all white people are in the fuckin ku klux klan

  • I would like to see you drop an H-bomb on every islamic capitol in the world. If you did that, you better believe the arabs will fuck your ass up, sending you home to your mother screaming like a pussy.

  • like i said some arabs would, not all

  • dream on you A-rab loving scum. A-rebs think their shit don't stink. They think everybody has to march to their drum. Well fuck 'em all! Nuke all A-rab capitols. Fire bomb Medina, Rape Mecca and turn it into the worlds largest hog farm. Yee Haw!

  • give the A-rab a choice. Have sex with a swine or be set on fire

  • That would be a pretty good trick to pull of sense they would all be radio active atoms as dust. Now get off this site you towel head cocksucking low life cretin. And stop wasting my time.

  • Exterminate the A-rab gene pool. Cover all A=rab land with radioactive waste. Turn Mecca into a giant hog farm. Show the world that islam is a fake, fraud, phony, bullshit pegan "religon". That mohammed was a pedophile and allah is as fake as Miss Piggy. Feed all A-rabs to pigs and make sausage out of the pigs.

  • your full of shit you fuckin pussy-whipped bitch, you deserve to be eaten

  • fuckin cunt, KKK motherfucker its because of crackers like you that do everything wrong

  • you're a fucking idiot so get lost

  • fuck you motherfucker you got nothing on me bitch fuckin pussy

  • piece of shit

  • why don't you say it to my face tou little coward. you just hide behind your little fucking computer like the douchbag you are. say it to my face you little punk. and see what happens to you. see what I then do to you

  • I just hope you have lots of life insurance

  • your mamma sews socks that smell

  • why don't you say it to my face you little coward. you just hide behind your little fucking computer like the douchbag you are. say it to my face you little punk. and see what happens to you. see what I then do to you

  • see what i do to you you little cunt. i will take your moron fucking clean off and mount in on a fence posr someplace

  • see what i do to you you little cunt. i will take your moron fucking clean off and mount in on a fence post someplace

  • where you at bitch?

  • i am coming over to your house to fuck you up-bigtime, you cuntface

  • "where am i at"? Is that what your illiterate asshole for a brain wants to know? OK! 210 10th Avenue Manhattan, NYC. Second floor, second door to the right. I will be waiting for you. But you know what? I say you are a no show of a pisshole fucking faggot!

  • Did you know that your mamma sucks dick at truck stops

  • "where am i at"? Is that what your illiterate asshole for a brain wants to know? OK! 210 10th Avenue Manhattan, NYC. Second floor, second door to the right. I will be waiting for you. But you know what? I say you are a no show of a pisshole fucking faggot!

  • your mamma does tricks on skid row

  • your mamma gets corn holed every friday night out side of biker bars

  • That would be a pretty good trick to pull off sense they would all be radio active atoms as dust. Now get off this site you towel head cocksucking low life cretin. And stop wasting my time.

  • With a handle like"fcukhello" anything you say after that can only be considered as unintelligent blather, think! that's what that brain is supposed to do, you have reduced your brain to stupidity.

    Analyse what you are saying, it makes no sense.

  • fuck you too with a jack hammer. Anybody who supports people who strap bombs on 5 year old kids and send them into a crowded market to blow everybody up, you support that you are a M1A1 asshole. And another thing. How come the Arabs are also at war with Hindus in India??? They are not Jews!

  • Oh, give me a break, asshole, Arabs have been killing each other since the crusades ended.

    Since they didn't have any "infidels" to kill, they merrily started killing each other instead.

    They simply love to kill, and only use their religion as an excuse to kill.

  • Citing the Bible as a legal document is the problem. The creation of Israel, which displaced Palestinians, was a modern phenomenon. By Mason's logic, we should give the US back to native Americans. Mason can't see beyond his nose.

  • Jesus lived in the land that is today Israel. Jesus was a jew. Jews lived in this area ling before Mohammed was even born and Islam created. This area was occupied by many outside powers such as the Romans, Turks and lastly the British. So today the rightful owners, the Israeles are in charge.

  • Preach it, Jackie ! As Ben Stein says, why are ANY Jews Democrats ?!? Only the Republicans care about them.

  • heh heh.. Touché.

  • broklyneze u pick fight with ppl on utube? ..go pick a fight with somone you know and tell me how it goes alright?

  • Brooklyn Bridge. But only if you tell me to.

  • Hold your fire, Naked Janet! The police and rescue are on their way. I'm sending a priest, a rabbi, and a team of doctors. Hang on......don't JUMP! It's gonna be okay.

    Nuthin'to see here, Folks.....

  • NakedJanet, I am actually growing quite fond of you. You sure like to throw your weight around. I wonder - did somebody bully you as a child? I know there's a heart in there somewhere.

  • Well, NakedJanet, perhaps under his tutalege some of Jackie Mason's humor will rub off on you so you do not have to take yourself so seriously. In the meantime, you are in the training program. May the Force be with You.

  • To understand that line would require a sense of humor, Naked Janet. A sense of humor is the hallmark of brilliance. This is why angels take themselves lightly. This is why Jackie Mason is your hero.

  • I am, if your theory is correct.

  • I somehow don't think he'd be that adept at typing. Also, I would think he has better things to do than stay home staring at a computer screen like the rest of us morons.

  • bravo jackie, i say we get a bunch of old dieing guys like me togeither and get on a few of their buses wired to go bang,or prosecute their familys and put them in jail for aiding and abetting

  • Tell it like it is Jackie

  • Oy Vey, you people are giving me a headache! Here - have a piece of cheesecake...

  • I love everyone Nakedjanet, you possibly most of all - I'm impressed at the love you've spread across youtube, the friends you've made here, and the light you bring into people's lives with your comments.

    You set a great example of how to live happily with yourself, at peace with the world around you. If you were here I'd give you a big hug.

  • Brave of Mr. Jackie Mason to speak so frankly.

  • I can't argue with a sick mind like yours. You're a waste of space and you know it.

  • "...but I'm not here to plug a book..." hahahahaha

    If I was a native american, I'd tell Mason to fuck off out of my country (which after all is historically and religiously a native american land).

    "The Christian Right are our greatest friends"??? You're tripping mate - they HATE jews, just at the moment they hate muslims more.

  • to long23: We are sorry for how misinformed you are. Instead of spending so much time hating why not use the time to learn some true facts.

  • Nicely patronising response - but I don't think I expressed any actual hate did I? I tried to point out the idea of "historical" ownership of land is pretty funny for an american to proclaim, but don't think that's hateful.

    As for the Christian Right - have a listen to Rev. D. Wildmon's preaching on jews; Pastor Pete Peters's rantings; Pat Robertson has described jews as "offerings for the lord".

    If I'm misinformed, offer me some of your "true facts" - I'd love to hear them.

  • Notice how the bigot nakedjanet NEVER mentions the holocaust of Christians today, the greatest tragedy in the world today and you ignore it like the media, politicians. Tha amount of Jews being killed is only a small percentage compared to the 100s of 1000s of Christians killed in the last decade or so. But all your selfish,tiny mind cares about are the Jews.