RiffTrax w/Mike Nelson: Beowulf sample

[TOHOFIEND54]

sigh...too much cg

[Jangobadass]

They probably didn't catch it cause they hadn't riffed that movie yet...but the sea monsters look like one eyed versions of the Buraki & Immogi from D-War! XD

[orrestrnden]

.. Miiiiiiikkkkeee haaawwwkkkeee!

[dilps]

"It was then that I saw Kevin Kosner drinking his own urine!"

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

"If I ever burst through the eye of a ginat sea creature, I'll have a better line than MIKE~!"

[Iamafishproductions]

1:07-1:12 In the original script, Beowulf was supposed to scream that line while on a motorcycle jumping out of a helicopter and playing 'Through the Fire and Flames' on an electric guitar. But not enough of the test audience's heads exploded from watching it.

[notanon666]

Is that Tirion Fordrings voice as beowulf?!?!

[Vortigern99]

Gary Busey!! LOL

[Rocktorn]

I would pay good money to see Mike burst out of the eye of a giant sea creature and then scream his own name.

[vlcupper]

God this movie is awful! What were they thinking?!

[rangel20]

Well, I got the original movie with me. How good is the riffing so that I can actually buy it (I own, by the way, the rifftrax on Harry Potter, Matrix, and Eragon).

[Tareltonlives]

You actually OWN those movies? You poor soul.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Yeah because the matrix is such a terrible movie...

[Headbanger142]

It was then that I saw Kevin Costner drinking his own urine....

[ShionHyakki]

oh hey beowu-OWW! what the hell!?

I was fined hundreds and thousands of dollers under the endangered species act!!

[NAPalm2112]

hundred OF thousands, sorry, hate to be a grammar nazi but i cant help myself.

[Phoaenix]

Don't forget 'dollars' instead of 'dollers,' if you're going to be that picky. :)

[NAPalm2112]

i dont know how i missed that...

now i must preform the ritualistic self sacrifice of my race, the disco.

[ArdereWolf]

Most of them are good

[ZiggyHernandez]

"It was then that I saw Kevin Costner drinking his own urine."

"I saw that the other day on Sunset and La Cienega..."

[punkinheadcharlie]

You have a shirt I could borrow?

[deadeye707]

omg

"than i got it on with the crazy mer-chick"

[Morgondi]

Gary Busey!

[sinistar99]

It's only like 3 bucks! totally worth it.

[brrrenna]

"Goldie Hawn without makeup!"

[Trancemaster2052]

GARY BUSEY!! HAHAHAHAHA OMG I can't breathe! ROFLMAO

[magpiepeck]

Mikkkkkkkke!

[GregGumbel]

lmao "i was fined hundreds of thousands of dollars under the endangered species act."

[atticwarrior]

Oh, hi Beo- AHHH what the hell!?!?!?!?

[mandybearski22]

lol like this better then the movie

[spokenout24]

This shit is great. I wish I didn't have to paid for the damn movies though LOL.... I will be broke by the time I am done buying them all.

[Thrashaero]

download them

[spokenout24]

where can you DL them from. Cus I don't feel like paying for them. But I so fuckin want to see the cloverfield one...

[RubyCosmos]

The RiffTrax are more worth the money than the movies themselves. :3

[spokenout24]

Yeah I know. I wish somebody would torrent them.

[rafanavega]

'Commercialy', torrent them.

That's their work, we still need to pay them.

[spokenout24]

yeah maybe if it wasn't so much money.

[troggdorthesecond]

That's not true, rifftrax has very resonable prices, at least two dollars less than the actual movies. Also, stop bashing the rifftrax guys about this, they do a hell of a job.

[RubyCosmos]

Um, yes, I agree, they're awesome. That's what I was saying. These are movies I'd sooner swipe out of a bargain bin or off the seat of a bus, but even if they jacked the prices on the RiffTrax I'd still pay for 'em. Don't know where we got 'bashing' from in all that.

[blackburn360]

Gary Busey!

[customcartoons]

Gary Busey is like Chuck Norris for MSTie fans!

[RRVCrinale]

Is it just me, or are "epic" films like Beowulf and 300 the biggest and most workable targets for movie riffing?

[roophens]

Awesome! A very worthy, riffable movie - can't wait to check it out.

[Druzica18]

Any comment about Gary Busey gets an ultimate win.

[hamsaini]

It was then that I saw Kevin Costner drinking his own urine, LMAO, great line

[AnimalHouse101]

They should re-release all these movies with rifftrax on them! Think about seeing Beowulf in 3D w/ Riff!!!!

[tscastro114]

That would be great!

[magpiepeck]

I'm trying to breach here...

[StareCalmo]

I remember reading Beowulf many years ago. I thought it was pretty interesting, and generally a good read. Then I heard about this movie coming out last year, but couldn't muster the strength or courage to see it. This small snippet is enough to see some of the muck they dragged this epic tale through. Hilarious commentary! Cheers to the RiffTrax gang!

[Dinodain]

MIKE!!!!!

[evillion15]

Mer-Transvestite NO!

[ohmypetersens]

Gary Busey!!!!

hahaha, i love you guys!

[Dagger33]

"Oh hey Beowulf-OW! What the hell?"

"I'm trying to breach here, dumbass! Get out of the way!"

"I was fined hundreds of thousands of dollars under the Endangered Species Act!"

[mst3k4life]

Wonderful to see "icwxp" as a search tag on this. Up and comers getting a tiny nod, there.

[BERTMARCH]

Definitely deserved to be RiffTraxed. I recall seeing this in the theater (not my first choice) and had the misfortune to be seated near some giggly teenage boys who were getting all squirmy over the digital monsterized version of Jolie. Ew.

[ZeroGal5]

Ugh, that must've been the worst!!! >:p

[GrixieKong]

So Beowulf went through the monster's digestive tract, punched out of the stomach, climbed up the spine into the cranium, then into the optic nerve, bursting out of the retinas, and the only thing he came up with was to shout his own name?

[Tareltonlives]

"MIIIIIIIIIIKE!"

[pedestrian28]

This movie deserves everything it gets. Funny clip. Had a feeling it had a riff coming to it. And even though I HATED this movie, I am tempted to buy the DVD just so I can listen to this riff.

[JellicleKitten]

ROFL! Just watched this movie with a couple friends last weekend and we were doing pretty much the same thing to it...

[awanshura]

Yeah, when I saw it in the theater with my friend we started riffing it, just like some of this too.

[SevereRepugnance]

Great job guys!

[IcanSpellMyname]

LOL i love mike

[SeanODesse]

I thought the exact same thing when I first saw that 'bursting out of the eye' scene. LOL. Thanks for keeping the dream alive! Loved the Film Krew and will be buying some rifftrax soon.

[section241]

Since when do they riff video games?

[spookette]

I would pay good money to see Mike burst out of the eye of a giant sea creature.

[kilnorc]

never saw this movie, but i want to even more! funny riff you guys!! You three are masters of your craft!

[MysteryDude1989]

5 Stars here! You guys rock!

[zimbloggy]

did he shout "werewolf"?

[magmos]

No. He shouted Beowulf.

[zimbloggy]

why the heck would he shout his own name?

[magmos]

Thats just how he rolls.

[CJ076]

Because he is an idiot.

[Tareltonlives]

"I'll think of a better word than MIIIIIIIKKEEE!"

[NUTCASE71733]

No, wirwulf.

[boohiss3]

I love "the end" as a punchline indicator.

[skittles007]

yay! I wish I could watch movies with yous guys

[Pharanx07]

Wow...the special effects of this are ok.....but it was so overrated though. Everything looks like plastic.

[mst3kgeek]

i love it.

[Ghostfig101]

Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!