[Eng Sub] 僕は君のストーカー I'm Your Stalker

[SilverFrickinLining]

Two of the cutest songs I've ever heard are about stalking... The other one is Crazy Love. XD

[justjudyxox]

this is plain weird.. y does the stalker guy singing has such a nice voice?

[LovelyLittlePuppet]

@justjudyxox Just cause you're a stalker doesn't mean you can't sing? Lol.

[SilverFrickinLining]

Any stalker with a voice like this has got to be worth something. *0*

[14Japanfan]

is there a download link for the song itself without the video?

[OrihimeMisamore]

who sings this?

[MerMerleh]

@OrihimeMisamore I think his name was BUN in nico nico, not sure

[Pamylokinha]

If a stalker sang this for me I would probably say "ohhh it's okay..."

[technoandpopchic]

WELL!!!

That wasn't creepy at all :D

[belldandygemini]

this is rlly creepy..O_O hes going through your trash and thinks about u naked in the bath tub -shivers-

[PhamtasticAlena]

This isnt creepy at all... How in the world did I get to this video?!?

[Kurobisu]

fuck this gay earth

GO FOR IT STALKERBOY

[QuietMidnight62]

Where do I download this amazing song??? O_O

[philophobiiaax]

@QuietMidnight62 I used vidtomp3.com

[QuietMidnight62]

@philophobiiaax Thank you!!!!!!!!! I've never even heard of that website before XD

[ChocoChanDaysu]

Man this reminds me of some guy who used to stalk me in school....I don't wanna go back in september.....

[IvyShadowFae]

@ChocoChanDaysu that happened to me too. He managed to find me wherever i went. eventually I had to resort to hiding behind the dumpster....

[ChocoChanDaysu]

@IvyShadowFae

LMFAOO. Call the police on that mofo XD

[AnJuScHuChAn]

should I be worried about the one who sang the song/ who made it or should I be touched because its just too cute~~~ <3

[lauriephan327]

the subs make it creepy when the song sounds so cute! x3

[lauriephan327]

@lauriephan327 i take dat bak since i saw dat stalker holding a used condom O_O"

[KoorimeChan]

Umm.. from what I get.. I THINK that the singer is called Hagino or so I saw on the niconico link here..

[Anima189]

oh my god, the used condom. xDD

[PickledCabages]

Pffffft if i had a cute Asian stalker boy i would love him forever even if he was digging through my trash.

[SojoDanoah]

damm...how can lyrics this creepy be part of such a good song....hmmm...the mysteries of life XD

[XamilleTheXrazy]

Stalker: Right now what are you doing?

Viewer: Probably trying to get the hell away from you.

Stalker: Nyoro~n...

[TheCorpseBride1000]

LOL This Song Is Adorible , I Just Don't Pay Any Attention To The Lyrics .. Because There Creepy :3 But It's Still Awesome , c:

[rockingirl101]

Dude, who's the singer? :D (i can't read kanji)

[ShigunaHatsuke]

this is sooooooooooooooo cute!

[NegimaFaniac]

o.O who sang this song?

[HoshiNinja]

Though the song is kinda cute. Until he starts saying how he'll check your trash and peep on you.. That's a bit too personal

[HoshiNinja]

I don't give ---- about hi feelings. If he's stalking me to that degree, there's something wrong........ -Locks doors and password protects and manually locks all windows and bedroom and bathroom door-

[MsLugiratina]

Aww cute video....the stalker kinda looks like my boyfriend...-A- *checks for bugs lol*

[Zeiryu]

The music and voice of the singer are very beautiful....but the lyrics........=[]=

At the begin it's very sweet song but after that.... ummm

[pandachanXP]

such a sweet, cute,....almost innocent song ; w ; makes me want to cry....in an odd way

[ReginaHollywood]

Mi ricorda molto me XD

[FukaDesuNoto]

This song makes me feel really bad for the guy. :'(

[TurtlesRuleX3]

The voice sounds like Light, and the stalker looks like L X3

[Gumineitor12]

^3^ such a great voice and song!!

[haiiromizu]

Aww... What a cute lil creepy stalker

[KanekoProductions]

What YonakoKitti said: Stop freaking out about the condom. How old are all of you? :T It's a condom and all of you will touch one at least once in your life.

Leave the condom alone (it's just doing his job) and just enjoy the song and the cute, :3 faced stalker.

[YonakoKitti]

Why is everyone complaining about the condom part?

Geez, calm yo tits. -.-

[Kalinamin]

I love how the cat beside him has the same smile... XD

[RoseMHeart]

I don't know if i should thumbs this up or down... its cute until the condom came up -3-

[HaileeBail123]

This video was SO KAWAII (In my freaky otaku mind),...until he mentioned the condom... ._.

[Blooberry95]

I find this really disturbing rather than cute XD I mean, I'd probably crap myself if I found out there was a guy staring at me from a window...watching me type each and every letter on this keyboard......o_e Not cute...

[Blooberry95]

Green bath water wut....

[shinyflowersx]

Yucky green looking baths & used condoms, yum .

[OrihimeMisamore]

@Anime77Lover i hope thats a good thing...o.o

[SumireHio19]

oh, he seems so cute but creepy >3>, I dont know wheather I'd like a guy like this in my life O_O

or maybe I already have someone like this but don't know about him...

xD

[OrihimeMisamore]

@Anime77Lover o.o i am going to have nightmares about your and your crazy-ness....not that im much calmer xD

[OrihimeMisamore]

@Anime77Lover o.o duuuude! i want some niquil now! lol sounds....GRRRRREAT! :)

[DubxWithxKailey]

um this is a nico nico singer lol not kaito singing lol

[OrihimeMisamore]

@Anime77Lover Well DUH they look diffrent xD Im not blind! but it sounds a little like kaito...maybe i was just high when i wrote that o.o (uuuuh i dont smoke though...i promise LMAO)

[TheInuFans]

Actually i stalk this 6th grader at my school.....its so fun to freak him out =w= and this song reminds me of him XD cute little boy =w= this song id really good too! :o

[thepanther17fan]

This, actually, kind of explains my life. >.e

[ChibiVaati]

I can't remember if I said this before, but it really looks like Thailand-san from Hetalia...

[OrihimeMisamore]

@ginandme dont insault my kaito!!! lol well then who is it? (and is your name gin from bleach? sorry damn cuiosty lol)

[APenguinStoleMyCandy]

someone should do a piano cover of this <333

[OrihimeMisamore]

is this kaito?



[ginandme1]

@OrihimeMisamore no its a real living human in the flesh breathing thing life form man.

[ZexionFangirl42]

I was really not expecting to see a bunch of Hetalia comments on this... then again, it IS about Stalking people *cough*Belarus, France, EVERYONE ELSE*cough*

[passhacker34]

okay...who else thought that he sounded like an adorable puppy at 2:42 to 2:52? :D >w< im sorry he just sounds like a puppy to me!

[bloody1scarlet1rose]

Omygod, its so creepy, but the stalker is soo cute XD

he just needs a hug :3

[cocomarie823]

Is... Is that Hidekaz Himaruya? OwO

[MrsHerrickBecker]

@cocomarie823 .....OH MY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE HIM! I also think....His face looks like Mochimerica.

[Moothereporter]

The used condom part made me LOL

[bjkros]

cute lol kind of looks like kyoteru.

[Lolanimedance]

He's cute lol

[meowmoobaa4anime]

1:27

green water?

she must be REALLY dirty... but I guess he is too after waiting in her trash...

[LarinLazet]

@meowmoobaa4anime

There's stuff in it. Like a personal spa bath.

[fudgeandsheet]

@meowmoobaa4anime not really...you know the powder ones you put in the water to make it colored?

we have a red one....it smells like strawberries

[GUMOLUKI]

THERE NEEDS TO BE A CANADA STALKING SOMEONE cough*America*cough VIDEO!! XD

[machigerita]

aww it made stalking seem cute

[KokoroLyrics]

This was cute, and creepy, and funny at the same time. xDDD

[june0024]

Kiyoteru needs to sing this song!!!!!!

[ViceCaptainKusajishi]

@teaotakuness yay for creepy-cute

[xIsabellaNightmarex]

I swear that guy is going to blow up one day and shoot everyone except the person he's stalking with a machine gun...and then he'll shoot that person... But for right now, let's just enjoy his cute little :3 face. :D

[teaotakuness]

This is cute.

In a creepy sort of way.

[Hypnokitty01]

very creepy !!! *listening to the bug i planted last night* that was the creepiest! but somehow this is cute

[Lechoni21]

romaji lyrics... i need them

[funkster10676]

Ok.

THIS IS CUTE.

But the condom and showering part is creepy.

[SweetyLeia]

It's so damn cute. Go to my fav.

[mikami1993]

Can somebody translate me the singers name? and maybe the name of the song if it isn't "I'm your stalker"?? Thanks..^^

[Renax2]

@mikami1993 the name of the song is I'm you stalker the japanese it just the title (I'm your stalker/ I'm stalking you ) in japanese

[mikami1993]

@Renax2

Thank you :D Do you know the name of the singer? 

[caradeannapeters]

thats all we dont get to see the girl



[padmaid]

This would be an awesome love song if it wasn't about a stalker and wasn't so creepy at points. >w>;

[Michelleix14]

I don't understand how people find this cute? He's STALKING HER. It's not like, normal crush, he's literally following her around and going through her trash.

[Usachanscakes]

@Michelleix14  How do you know it's a she? *Dramatic eyebrow raise* lol

[Jichealmort]

Its SOOO ADORABLE!!!!!!! Kowaii!!!!!!

[QuietMidnight62]

I wanna download it..... :3

[Hazeleyedtaurus]

o_o wow this version totally beautifies such a creepy act. GJ?

[CrescentxSun]

This is so relaxing, I could like go to sleep to this, and yet never fall asleep knowing the english translation. LOL

[twilight5666]

Am I the only one who thinks the guy looks like Thailand (Hetalia)?

[emina102]

it was cute and creepy :D

[kalacs32]

I didn't expect the used condom, lol.

[DavidDynamite]

at 0:31 it's supposed to be "right now" instead of "know" right?

[lygerzero0zero]

@DavidDynamite Yes, that was a typo. I guess I was thinking too much about the stalker knowing everything about the stalkee. :P

(also directed at everyone in general, stop taking this song so seriously!)

[deadimmortals]

This is creepy...But I love it!!!!!!

[Thexundertakerxx]

Time to make a Soubi version of this :D

[UsagiRingo43]

Anyone else thinking Vincent Nightray when they hear this song? xD

[MiaGirlxoxo]

@UsagiRingo43  I did!! This is Vincent in every way!!!

[funkster10676]

Where can I find the lyrics?

[catloverismoi]

This proves that even stalkers can be cute, when you give them a :3 smile.

[emokaine]

LOLTHISISLIKEMYLIFESONGSADLY.

[gothgirln]

ono I cry when I listen to it.. BWAHH. ;A;

[rukiaino]

I'm sorry, but I don't find this song cute or sad at all. Stalking someone is not a good thing, it's unhealthy. Think about the woman in this song. She has no privacy at all, he's planted bugs in her room, going through her trash, and peeping at her through his binoculars. I'm sorry, but this scares me quite a bit.

[CochroachKappa]

@rukiaino Hun, it's a joke. A funny. It's not real. Real stalking is bad. Songs that make fun of stalkers are *comedy*. Grow up, kiddo. ^_^ A silly little video is nothing to be scared by...

[rukiaino]

@CochroachKappa Eh, I have tons of time to grow up. Years in fact. I think I'll enjoy my childhood while I can. XD

[animeblackfox]

Idk how people find this cute. Yeah, the drawings and the feel of the song without knowing the lyrics are cute, but part of it is stalkers almost never realise what they're doing is bad and creepy. It doesn't matter if they're good looking or seem to only have your best interests at heart, it's creepy and should not happen.

This is why I hate Twilight, it started teenage girls into the whole notion of some dude sneaking into your room and watching you at night is romantic. Bleh, ah well.

[CochroachKappa]

@animeblackfox It's a *joke*, honey... ^^; I hate Twilight and stalkers just as much as you, but this was meant to laugh at them.

[animeblackfox]

@CochroachKappa I get the video is a joke, but then I look in the comments and see comments like "I wouldn't mind if I had a stalker this cute!" and it bugs me.

[CochroachKappa]

@animeblackfox Eh, they're just silly little kids, in most cases. The artist did depict the stalker in a rather "cutesy" manner, and that's their fault for it. I wouldn't let it bug you, since it won't change their opinion or keep them from posting silly little comments like that ... ^_^

[animeblackfox]

@CochroachKappa Eh, maybe. It just bugs me since I do know a girl who got stalked and it was very disturbing, especially for her. That's why I can't imagine a stalker being cute. :P

[FIyingDumpling]

I thought it was cute at first then it became weird :\

[KiwiiStyle]

i have a stalker ;A;

[TypeANegative]

Oh. And pretend that this gross, old, delusional (and, I forgot to mention, potentially violent) control freak is obsessed with your every move, wants to marry you, and thinks that you belong together forever and ever. And he doesn't care if you get a restraining order. And he threatens your friends, family, and boyfriend who he thinks are 'keeping you apart'. And then he starts threatening you.

Sorry to go on and on, but this stalker stuff is serious.

[lightyagami1000]

@TypeANegative WOW did u really have to go into that this video is suppose to be a cute video not a serious video

[TypeANegative]

Did you know that a large percentage of stalkers eventually use violence against the woman they are obsessed with? Some rape their victims. Some stalker even KILL them. Stalking is a mental illness. Stalking only seems 'romantic' or 'cute' if it's never happened to you or someone you know. Stalking victims have no privacy, no peace of mind, and no safety. Imagine being constantly followed around and spied on by a gross, old, delusional control freak. That's closer to the reality.

[midnightthunderboy4]

lol i laughed but felt bad for him at the used condom part.

[katc66]

i keep laughing an getting creeped out XD poor girl XD

[blue6sub6remnant6]

Feels bad man. Feels bad all around.

[amig90]

I'm sure a restraining order or a night in prison would change this guy's opinion about life and women and force him to pursue a healthy social lifestyle.

[agmarshmellow]

a part of me wants to feel bad for him but being stalked is creepy and scary. at first its like flattering but when you drive past my house everyday too see what i am doing or if i am out is a but much.... *shivers*

[AlchemistAleks]

This is so cute xD

[Izumakitori]

I lol'd at the used condom part xD

[missioncircle1]

i burst into tears of laughter when the used condom part came up XD

[animefanH]

ROFLOL

I ate strawberry jam on toast this morning......*shifty eyes*

[Satsujinsa]

I want the mp3 for this.

(anyone wanna find it for me? -smilessweetly- [LAZY.])

[OreWaSeishunDa]

@Satsujinsa Click MP3 を抽出 on nicosound.anyap.info/sound/nm1­0143679

[ZARN1234O]

the weird part is that the guy in the video looks like ME!!

[CCS4LIFE2010]

@ZARN1234O

......KAWAII!

[joe021093]

The picture is cute, the vocal is beautiful, but the lyrics is really creepy.

This is miracle.

[xTanjaox]

Cuute! *A*

[cc1XD]

cute&creepy stalker OwO

[TheFinalAlice]

Somebody has to make a Hetalia version of this.

[isitha007]

@TheFinalAlice

omg i was thinking the same!!

[abede21]

@TheFinalAlice With Belarus to top it off.

[stoneclaw111]

@TheFinalAlice im betting Belarus is the stalker

[LionFangWarrior]

@TheFinalAlice Ohmigawd yes

[ashriver7710]

@TheFinalAlice Lol YES... hmmmm... The first stalker thing that came to my mind was Japan stalking Switzerland.... do you have any other suggestions? (Yes I have considered France and Iggy)

[ashriver7710]

@TheFinalAlice *thinks that I will try to do so* :3

[Taitsu]

dakedo kimi wa chigau dareka wo boku janai dareka wo omou no ?

sonna no iyada yo boku dake wo miteite yo konna ni kimi no koto wo omotteiru

now you can sing along c:

[Death2TheEvilPants]

@Taitsu thanks :)

[Taitsu]

ima kimi wa dare wo omou darou ? boku janai dareka wo omou no ?

sonna no iyada yo boku dake wo miteite yo konna ni suki nanda

kinou suteta gomi fukuro no naka tsukaiowatta kondoomu ga

haitteita kedo sore dake ja kimi no koto akiramearesou ni mo nainda

kimi ga nemuru made beranda no mado kara nozoiteiru yo

kinou shikaketa touchouki mo zutto mimi ni atete

ima boku wa kimi wo omotteru dare jana ku kimi wo omotteru

mainichi asa mo hiru mo yoru mo yume no naka demo kimi wo omotteiru

[Taitsu]

ima shawaa wo abiteiru no ? ima doko wo aratteiru no ?

shanpuu wa nani wo tsukatteiru'n'darou kondo gomi wo arashite mimasu

kesa wa nani wo tabeta no ka boku shitterunda chanto miteitanda

ichigo jamu no toosuto to amaku shita koohii desho ?

ohiru mo nani wo tabeta no ka boku shitterunda chanto miteitanda

konbini de anpan to gyuunyuu wo katteita yo ne ?

demo yuushoku wa hoka no dareka to oshare na resutoran

nozoku koto mo dekinai boku wa soto de zutto matsu

[Taitsu]

lyrics:

nee ima kimi no koto ga ne daisuki nanda tsutawatteru kana ?

konna ni mo mainichi kimi wo omotte sugoshiteirunda

nee ima kimi no koto ga ne taisetsu nanda tsutawatteru yo ne ?

kimi ga ie ni kaeru made ushiro kara mimamotterundayo

demo kono omoi wa kuchi ni dasu koto wa dekinakute

mugon no denwa mo kimi no koe ga motto kikitai dake

ima kimi wa nani wo shiteiru no ? ima dare to denwa wo shiteru no ?

terebi wa nan no bangumi wo miteiru no ? boku mo mitai na

[MrLorenzo808]

is there any chords or lyrics for this song?

[Samantha290387]

Dis song is soo sweet and..creepy O.o

[KitsuneSaiyan]

This song is sweet and sad and cute and creepy all at once.

...is that even possible...?

[MizuTakishima3]

This song is the story of my life.

Accept for the trash part.

and the condom part.

and the bug part

and the ok I'll stop before I say too much >.>

[KiraShiki]

woah wait wut?

[Katie7335504]

Someone needs to sing a female version of this song, srsly :'DD

[Lousitte]

Can I use your subtiles in my video. ^u^ I will credit you.

[lygerzero0zero]

@Lousitte go ahead

[Lousitte]

@lygerzero0zero thank you. ouo

[AMVmakerAyu]

Whos this by?

Lyrics?

ty great vid :D

[danadoodlegirl]

I love this song o.o;;

I need to learn this O.o *Can't find the lyrics anywhere :(*

:3 Poor little man, finding the used condom D: XD

[shubzzable]

at first i was lke awwwhhh but then ewwww and then HAHAHHHAHA then wtf O_O

[MentalMCRFanatic]

I want a stalker like that :3

[Temajuki]

Nuu. I'm not this creepy :/

[chimamireXkagami]

aaawwwww it's so sweet <3

[riceroxs]

There was a used condom...at that point thats where you give up...

[RelM1004]

The song is nice but so damn creepy... The vid is too cute to make you hate it though.

[VacarenRising]

Okay, I couldn't even finish the vid, I was so freaked out. XDDD I'm gonna be looking over my shoulder for the next week.

[colorfulemokid]

awwww :D

i wouldn't mind him stalking me...just as long as he isn't so pervy that he absolutely MUST look through my garbage can everyday...

[CokeEqualsEnergy]

;-;