Top 10 Gems of E3 2010 w/ Jon CJG

[pofuno]

i heard from a little green man that all this fat fucker eats is candy bars

[JoeySw337]

lolol 5:42

[TheShadic]

lol @ 4:55

[smellynacho54]

who the f could fit that in their bedroom, and the sarcasm >:D

[urmomsn3wbf]

Not gonna lie, all those games look like shit

[dimomarg]

I've tried the assault rifle for the PS3, feels nothing like the actual thing, but still better than analogue stick controls.

[rockhoppe]

The sarcasm... It BURNSSSS!!!! Haha Jon is fucking hilarious xD

[lookupinthestars254]

jon scary man.. lol

[Back2thekitchen1]

umm goes that kid know that he touched god?

[Shockwave877]

lego dead space!

[SkyGrizzzley]

Lol hahaha it's funny because that blinde bitch doesn't know what the fuck she is talking about. Hahaha dumb bitch... No offence to blondes.. Or women...

[bradenjlloyd]

6:22 Jon totally slayed that chick afterwards

[ohNOhobo15]

over intercom-" alrigghhtt its four twenty! time for munchies!!"

[TheShadic]

lol jon tripped getting on the stage

[Paudsta117]

i love jon

[1337Vxh4x0rxV1337]

When i said jon should do music i didnt mean.....this

[XxSTRlKERxX]

I wish Jon CJG went to E3 2011, maybe 2012 :)

[makai456]

Thumbs up for Lego Dead Space.

[thecrazyevilleaf]

If I saw Jon there I would die of excitment

[Clinster246]

WORK THE CORE JON!

[N00bSlayer343]

jon saying nigga

[gerudgutierrez]

@N00bSlayer343 LOL he didnt say that once in this video...randommm.

[N00bSlayer343]

@gerudgutierrez 5:50 lol

[gerudgutierrez]

@N00bSlayer343 Damn...thanks bro.

[Mackan272]

LEGO HALOS PLOX

[activedino]

Jon! your awesome :D

[ChUmBaWaMbA31]

People cheered more at the munchies than the Virtusphere. That's funny as hell.

[ChUmBaWaMbA31]

7:00

That's the "breaking shit" part of skateboarding.

[uberhaxornick]

jon does not give a shit about what people think about him its so funny

[Matfen815]

Jon's disdain for mainstream sellouts is astounding...

[Chemowski]

Lol at the rap, the girl is so serious and Jon is just standing there

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

@ShadesCodChannel WHO TOUCHED MY VIDEO ?

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

I CANNOT LET MY CHILDREN GET MOLESTED AND HIT BY CARS...otherwise they will end out like Adam.

This is where Jon is while Chief is fighting haxors.

[supersonic523]

5:02 you should have just let chief rap -.-

[jamesdebee88]

So... Is that Deadliest Catch game a strategy game? I don't think he said mentioned it.

[buntemeyerl]

Jon... great sit up form!

[BullyScholarshipWii]

0:48 "We're trying to foster the new generation of kids with shitty games that are a total ripoff!" :D I'm so glad I grew up with real games.

[SinataSeries]

@0424john I'd give the Virtusphere a go. But the rest... BLEURGH! XD

[yoshikartegg]

i hate game designers and e3 spokes men and women but not so much the hot women i wonder why that is oh yeah boobs

[GamerN4]

well i'm Josh Butter-Balls from severely outdated information magazine signing off....

[OfficialTYL3R009]

lol it was pretty funny when he tripped on the stage

[TehRaign]

wtf wheres spongebob dude..

[sdp271]

09:45 - "More of a tactile sensation of holding an actual gun."

Wow. Jack Thompson's going to have a field day with that one. >_>

[YOYOJSRF69]

Haha day could go outside but they get molested and hit buy cars...at the same time hahhaha

[alchemylegend]

"Did you play the demo?"

"I broke it! I'm sorry!"

LOL.

[reecenolan]

Jon's sarcasm is fucking legend

[GoroLink94]

the virtu-sphere thing actually looked kinda cool, if they could make it work without making the player nauseous. I'm very much against motion controls in games but the idea behind this thing is actually kind of cool

[FIFA07Addicted]

01:47 is it just me or that girl has giant muscles lol?

[cowhobozrule]

@FIFA07Addicted Of course she has giant muscles, she plays nikelodean(Sp?) fit!

[BillyandBarry]

jon is a dope rapper =3

[grievousownz]

Haha holding the gun one-handed like a BAMF!

[MrAVHS2934]

fuck Chase!

[ThorStudiosBR7]

E3 Jon is is alot like Josh Butterballs from Arby n the Chief except hes actually sarcastic.

[Halozane]

I fucking love you John

[GodzillaGuy92]

Gotta say, my favorite part is that little look Jon gives the camera at 0:44 where the girl unknowingly reaffirms his sarcastic comments about the outside being too dangerous for kids to play in.

[an0nim0uz]

Gems are truly outrageous.

[DocterWeegee]

This is great.

[FIFA07Addicted]

04:56 hahahaha epic fail LOL

[beastboy133]

wow Jon's singing

[LOLYouGotTrolled666]

00:25-00:37 epic "wow this sucks" face. lol

[madio123456789]

That Sea of Chaos bullshit was truly chaotic, and i may never understand why the booth guy seemed like he was into it.....

[ScrumpleCakes]

Breakdown of video--- 00:27 - Jon acting socially awkward and not looking at girl he's talking to 02:52 - MC Jon breaks it down and shows them how to rhyme with passion 04:01 - Awkward question asked by none-other 04:04 - Awkward moment made so much better XD 04:53 - Smooth moves, Jon 05:38 - Look at all the dancing people. Then pick out Jon lol. 08:51 - Favorite sarcasm point #3 09:33 - Favorite sarcasm point #2 10:26 - Favorite sarcasm point #1 XD

[anthony91516]

molested and hit by cars rofl XD

[DylanFHardy]

OMG so many lolz oh jon and his extreme sarcasm thats undetectable... XD

[Simok1234]

@SiusanDyer46 congrats on watching a pirated flim you douche

[FlamingTacoBoy]

OMG Gary Busey!!!!

[liberatethemadness09]

@FlamingTacoBoy yes my firend!

[Hamgammy]

JON CJG IS A NERD?!?!? WTF!!!!!!!!

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Dear god Jon I love you.

[Shicbs]

I do not know why Jon didnt say this at 4:32 but.. DO A BARREL ROLL!

[FIFA07Addicted]

two balls?

dont let them touch...

LMAO

[CallMeRatty]

"Hes in 1st place, i'm in 12th. I have a bigger number so that means I win" - Total Master Chief moment XD

[JetixGuy]

I tried the virtue sphere at the excaliber hotel that thing was quite awesome.

[VideosNoOne]

i laughed so hard when Jon singed and rapped :DD he is so boss

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

Jon rapping multiple times in a video is amazing, he truly has a talent. I felt like it was a miracle the first time I was privileged with hearing it, but no, there was more to be heard. I am now complete.

[TehAgentMartino]

ROFLOL

[XxSTRlKERxX]

Awww no 2011 E3 with Jon CJG :(

[halokman]

90 percent of these r totally gay in my book. Except the robot arms and the sphere thing. Those r cool.

[manlazy602]

@halokman The sperhe was amazing! aka it sucks

[mrroxaskeyblade]

jon singing genius

[mrroxaskeyblade]

jon looking at her boobs the whole time

[ItzDSD]

beyond tone deaf.

[Wiredwifi]

That ps3 m4 controller looked like the dumbest idea. I would rather play my ps3 with my ass cheeks.

[1Deminator]

digitalph33rs a good rapper lol

[HU4LIFE09]

is jon fat...lol he totally iz!!! lol JK jon

[ropowerman]

Nick fit....

seriously?????

[tacospartan]

9:13 ROFL, i just knew Jon was gonna say something like that

[drune9]

HOLY SHIT i just realized that the kid who kicked jon's ass is my neighbors little brother

[emacdaddyfunk]

this is just as good as Steve and Larson top ten ftw.

[Bro47174]

The chick is hot and weird

[kaitheguystudios]

rifle=shit

[kaitheguystudios]

4:56

[Sprawkitz]

I DEMAND LEGO DEAD SPACE.

[barkyindustries]

He sounds so sexy on camera.

[AwesomeHaloVideos]

also lol u seemed like you didnt want to insult the guy by saying the gun controller is a piece of shit.

lol at 9:34

John: What the fuck do i do with this???

[AwesomeHaloVideos]

JON ..... You are quite possibly the most humorous and sarcastic and worst fail singer i haver ever heard and seen...

[XarosCarice]

5:00

Olde skool gangsta rap FTW

[slasherfettt]

Lolololol. I bet Jon CJG only liked nickelodeon fit because of the girls lmfao.

[sean692369]

@slasherfettt He didn't like any of these games. His sarcasm is so great, it's believable, though.

[Merc627]

Maybe Jon can present a "10 most annoying people at E3".

Example: Those Glee girls, The dancing rap girl, The Deadliest Catch guy...I'm sure other people will catch my drift.

[BullyScholarshipWii]

@jagarcia0705

That made no sense. You talked about Jon interviewing some guy. Then all of a sudden, Arby n the Chief popped in.. >.>

[Xavalio]

I pity the guy who wastes a few minutes of his life to say Jon sucks, has no life, won't get laid, sucks cock, etc. because he's jealous of his success (like seriously, I wish I could be invited to E3). And it's really ironic to say someone who goes to a public venue has no life when one spends their own life writing a troll comment.

[RCCrashMaster]

fail by Jon at 4:55

[blasterchief123]

Looks like Frankie Muniz.

[MrDirdal]

deadliest catch looked super lame lol

[Artoofeva]

Jon should've kept the beard.

[FEMA360]

@TheUnTrollAbleTroll umad?

[SMGKiiNG]

@Robzor1337: Thought you ought to know...*faint*

[DEFINEMETALisBACK]

jon has lost weight since 2009 E3

[JediBoma]

LOl hes not looking at her...looking straight and shit..lmfao..

[Robzor1337]

TROLL!!! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!

[kitfisto497]

hes so white but he knows it its hilarious 05:45

[TheUnTrollAbleTroll]

Thumbs up for Jon being a fucking tool ass pussy with a white pale face because he doesnt see the sun and his dark dark circles under his eyes. What a loser. So remember to thumb this up and subscribe to me for more!

[FireFightFilms99]

@TheUnTrollAbleTroll quit trolling faggot

[TheDeadNano]

@TheUnTrollAbleTroll My god why are you such a troll man? Just go outside and have fun.

[xrapidzshockz]

@TheUnTrollAble i think u need to look at ure self u fuck up trolling reatrd all u probaly do is sit there on vids that are popular and write shit, maybe ure room is a leaning tower of pizza boxes and bottles full of piss, fucking retard he has a better carier thn u probaly

[TheUnTrollAbleTroll]

Lemuar gimmick isnt real hes just a imaginary friend jon made up when he was 7 years old becaus he had no friends and his parents rejected him, what a fucking loner ass bitch, look at how small his shoulders are, I bet he gets bullied. look at his face, he has dark circles under his eyes, he doesnt get a loit of sleep, LSOER

[FireFightFilms99]

@TheUnTrollAbleTroll fuck off and die troll arent u supposed to be under a bridge?

[TheUnTrollAbleTroll]

Jons insecure, ARby n the Chief suck, Jon has no life, a very little social life, not many friends,a nd he will never have a career, he won't break into filming because he just sticks with making videos of him playing with toys talking about dicks and cum.

[RowanMarkBrasier]

@TheUnTrollAbleTroll Nice name

[TheUnTrollAbleTroll]

That douche bag Jon is hanging around with needs to come under my bridge so he can sit on my face and I can swallow his ass juice while he spanks m monkey while we both throw our poo at Jon CJG.

[TheUnTrollAbleTroll]

are jon and that fucking faggot hes running around with gay? do they swallow each others seaman and jizz? this is pathetic, these fucking losers needs a life OR I WILL FIND THEM AND PERSONALLY TROLL THEM TO THEIR FACE.

[TheUnTrollAbleTroll]

oh god why is he so fucking skinny? my baby brother has bigger shoulders than this little man, i bet he has down mans sydrome.

[TheUnTrollAbleTroll]

Jon looks so pale and un energized, I bet walking around E3 was the most exercise he's gotten since his teachers forced him to run in high school. All that playing with toys and making youtube videos without getting paid has really ruined his life.

[TheUnTrollAbleTroll]

Whos the other fucking tool that thinks he's a johnny knoxville? he's a ugly skronny fucking goof, he'd get bullied to shit if he even came to my kingdom. Machinima period is full of a bunch of fucking losers

[TheUnTrollAbleTroll]

Why is Jon so tiny? he's just a little guy, he used to be obese, and now hes just a skronny little boy. Poor guy, I actually feel sorry for him, hes a loner, and he even admitted it.

[TheUnTrollAbleTroll]

jon drinks to much, he smokes, and he doesnt get exercise, he stays at home all day playing with his toys and making youtube videos he doesn get paid for.

[2kballa31]

is that lemur gimmick at 12:55?

[2kballa31]

he lost a ton of weight

[NowWhatVideosCo]

So they're tricking kids into exercising?

[theStonedDuke]

'they could go outside but they'd just get molested and hit by cars.' That KILLED me XD

[itchykilleraz]

@theStonedDuke i almost peed myself

[32JSE]

There should be a Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang 2011, with Jon.

[clonearmy222]

"good game man,good race" "this is bullshit" lol

[AngelGabriel253]

"I don't know why I am aiming down the scope"

[hibbityhooblah07]

he shouldve brought arby n chief with him and see what they thought thumbs up if you agree :D

[chocoletFIRE]

fuck cyborg arms

until we get full virtual reality all this wii shit can go away i like my controller

those arms are stupid when you can actully move them to do what your doing then ill buy them

[lostfoxx12]

@chocoletFIRE yeah I agree with you, I say we do what .Hack did you put on a virtual helmet and stuff, and its like your actually there :D

[RevelationUltimatum]

Are there two balls?... Don't let them touch.

[familyguyLPfan934]

Lol, Jon is hilarious. Only he could do this. But seriously, those are the most retarded games I have EVER seen. I feel bad for Jon he had to try them out.

[wowobbsessedkid]

11:10 he needs a chin

[Endiroth]

I think they we should screw women and send men to the stands rather, let's be honest here the majority of gamers here are male. Oh, and I'll take priority in screwing the women. ^

Amount of sarcasm in that post is unbelievable.

[carlogila]

the girl on the shaun white's stand is cute xP

[willman3360]

lol pause at 11:19

[willman3360]

People ask me why i live in Minnesota. I answer

"its the closest i can get to jon CJG!"

[GAMEplaythroughGUY]

lol jon fucked up shaun white skateboarding

[Awesomesauce909]

Jon uses so much sarcasm in this vid it's ridiculous. xD

[meskens93]

LOL He found a nice glitch at the E3 xD

[bloodshadefilms]

lol jon looks like a pedo

[BloodEyeV]

where the fuck is spongebob *cries*

[FukkRuLZ]

oh God, i'd plow that blonde in the back @ 0:50

[InsaneNutjob]

Kinectimals, making you look stupid since... Um, when was it released?

[Jorfen12345]

Jon got some crazy ass skills with assualt rifle

[anonymouspeoplez]

9:50 he's flicking us off

[anonymouspeoplez]

9:50 he's flickin' us off

[Mercury946]

Can't wait for E3 2011.

[watcher102030]

13:50 how do i fit the sphere in my room XD thumbs up if u agree!!!

[watcher102030]

he was playing bfbc? or bc2?

[watcher102030]

XD A GLITCH XDXDXD

[stephenyesavage]

so much sarcasm i might just shit myself...

[IITH3SPiANII]

omg i lold so hard when he sang lololololololol

[renanddookie2094]

lol

[midakskyblast]

Xio = Modern Power Glove...

[TheNostradamic]

It's painful to watch the girl in the beginning talk.

[RedSniper108]

0:58 Khail: YEEAAHH !!!!! xD

[emilkon]

Chief: John are a a$hole. be buy teh abtitur and now i stuck wit bzzkeeell!