david cross stand up

[TheTrevman1234]

Analrapist

[duditon1]

hahaha, this guy plays zero in gta san andreas, best game ever!!!!!

[mattisprettycool]

"lowest amount legally possible. That's where I am right now" Hahaha

[Becsta17]

He will always be Tobias to me.

[SuperVariation]

douche chill......



[ysinoporelglobo]

kj;lk



[LeoBeingLeo]

tobias, you blow hard

[flame1on1hulk1smash]

This must be the Funke guy everyone is talking about.

[rickbangkok]

so notti

[donnyforte2]

It's better than nothing wage... much better! At least use satire.

[angela1894]

He stole that McDonalds joke from Seinfeld.

[LiamNeesonsDick]

@angela1894

No.

[BoyleFan127]

@angela1894 I dont think he did... Seinfeld was just referring to the McDonalds sign itself wich at the time showed the actual count of burgers sold by the millions. Seinfeld was ripping on that saying 'we get it. you sold alot of burgers.'

[lovosazul]

Top stuff! =D

[TearzV4V]

@reiderbadger lol that's a good point; People really should work on contractions more...

[LudLow]

That minimum wage bit is an OLD Chris Rock act. Surprised he plagiarized.

[Craxblorg]

@LudLow This bit is really old as well, I think it's different enough that he could have come up with it independently. I don't think David Cross would steal a bit because he's turned down so much work- that makes me think he respects the artistry of what he's doing too much. But maybe I'm being naive.

[SigmaSigmaGnarly]

@LudLow I forgot, Chris Rock did invent the minimum wage joke. And the joke about how black people are different than white people, right?

[jonathanpaulfiore]

♥

[haproductions01]

its odd how zach galifianakis has a "hookers don't like to snuggle" joke as well.

[ShagadelicAbby]

This video BLOWS HARD!

[drzignot]

@ShagadelicAbby Wow, funnier than you at least. Bet you chuckled to yourself and had a celebratory Brandy after posting that. Good Show Nyuk Nyuk.......

[vsander09]

He's drinking Anchor Steam... good beer.

[megazopeda65]

"Im the only romantic" hahahahahaha

[jagrmeister721]

I'm a big David Cross fan (Mr. Show with Bob and David especially) but he stole that bit about minimum wage (lowest amount legally possible) from Chris Rock. Rock used that in his standup and on the Dennis Miller show years before Cross did this standup. Plagiarism sometimes happens by accident- you hear an idea, forget the source. Still- Rock originated that bit and did it better.

[Emanusmell]

@jagrmeister721 give us a link or its not true

[friendofthefunk]

@jagrmeister721 Oh please. Both comics did bits about minimum wage being fucked up. That's not "stealing" a joke. That's doing different jokes about the same issue. What if they both did jokes about fat people? Would that be "plagiarism" too? Give me a break.

[Voltaire4ever]

Sweet, sweet hops!

[nvrnebetr]

"I win, I'm the winner!" might be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[SuperiorSwagon1]

a banger in the mouth?!?!

[macozzx]

@SuperiorSwagon1 we just call it the sausage

[SuperiorSwagon1]

@macozzx We shant be telling your mother of this, shant we?

[snuzzie]

tobias..

you blowhard!

[raddaluigi]

TOBIAS FUNKE

[HalfwayHouse12a]

"Could somebody explain to me again why I shouldn't be selling drugs?"

[pamorale]

This bald nerdylike man is really a clever comediant... and sayd some true in the middle...

Very funny

[slantedeskimo]

look up the rest of his stand up, you won't be disappointed.

[ihateurmom]

@pamorale Yes, let's give twenty thumbs up to the sentence with terrible grammar. Because that's YouTube at it's finest.

[reiderbadger]

@ihateurmom

Because you should be talking about grammar when you can't differentiate between it's and its.

[Sviolinist]

@pamorale Duh.

[SpaceRitual]

@pamorale Is he nerdy because he can spell "comedian?"

[danielinsporto]

@SpaceRitual it's because he wears glasses, obviously.

[rainstormseattle]

@pamorale

he is a great comedian, I agree. He's got lots of other material out there, check it all out, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

[jvilla21]

''walks right out the car door'' lmao

[flippinfl00b]

DC is fuckin brilliant

[astalavisitor]

You know you know you know? i know who i know? wtf i know ?????

you know?

[Vounderbar11]

hes very subtle about his jokes, not to much but somewhat. why did the comment below me get -4? lol

[sucks2beU]

these people must really hate bad grammar.

[GeekIsTheNewCool]

loL! hahaha. "subtle" is the last word i would ever use to describe his humor. he's funny, but not "subtle" by a long shot.

[cyrinthia22]

um yea, subtle? really?

[JPNasca]

i think you mean backhanded. thats a better word for Cross

[Aniland]

Gotta love David Cross.