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  • This man is the shiz. I've seen him times, and Im only 15, so I've still got plenty of times to see him. Everytime I do see him, my torso goes numb from laughing, and what's the best is that he doesn't have to be vulgar or curse to be funny. I hope to be like him when Im older :D

  • 49 people are blank inside.

  • "Sorry you feel blank inside, I feel like that too sometimes" lmao love Brian

  • Best guy ever

  • "What is IN me?!"

  • Love this guy!!! He's hilarious and love that he doesn't use profanity to make us laugh!!!

  • Awesome still to this day! Take Luck

  • LOL, i love this guy :DD

  • "Do you have an old baby section? My friends had a baby and uh I let time get away from me." Haha I love Brian Regan :)

  • 48 people bought the crease...

  • Sorry you're feeling so blank inside....LOL

  • lol hes awesome

  • Sorry about your uncle Fred...

    ....but hey, sometimes you end up dead...

    xD I'd LOVE to get one of those cards!

  • xD ahahahahahaaaaaa in the video suggestions on the side there is a video called "how to load adhesive in the scotch atg adhesive gun" by (snicker) Obsessedwithscrappin AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA

  • "Do you have an OLD baby section?"

  • Did someone blonk him in the head?

    Did someone pump him full of lead?

  • 48 ppl need a card..

  • Omg...i laughed so hard xD

  • Always funny! Always clean! He's the kind of comedian that you could bring your kids to see and not have to worry about any off color humor!

  • he finds the funny in anything XD he's #1

  • I wonder if anyone ever proposed he and Jim Carrey either did a comedy tour together (or have they?) or a movie together...what a RIOT that would be! They'd have to have ambulance service on hand just for the people who hurt themselves laughing! Thanks for posting any Brian Regan stuff!

  • @screaminone but Brian Regan and Jim Carrey have totally different styles of humor! I don't think they'd go together at all.

  • @wildbluefaerie: I see where you're coming from, as far as a movie: JC can be way more animated, we don't know if BR can be, but they might be great as goofy buddy/sidekicks, BR playing the slightly straighter foil--both have a gift for facial expressions that would go great together, of course JC has shown he can go to the extreme, though BR ain't bad. Both know how to deliver comic timing. As far as a comedy tour, i would hate for any comparisons to come about, both deserve great respect...

  • @screaminone:....and the recognition that they have their own styles, because they're both brilliant in their own way. When it came to the great use of facial expressions, JC was the only other one that came to mind. Love Brian Regan though as he is, he's my favorite stand-up.....Brian has already conceded though, on his website, that he's doing what he really loves to do and isn't concerned at all about getting a TV show or movie.

  • @screaminone this could just be me, but I guess the main reason that I don't think they'd complement each other very well is that I love BR's style of humor, I think it's hilarious, and I've never been a fan at all of JC's, I just don't find most of it very funny. Maybe for those who appreciate both styles of humor, yes it would work, but not for me.

  • @wildbluefaerie: you may be right there; at their extreme, JC is a cartoon, while BR is still a pure stand-up comedian. I love his clean, observational act too, he's a natural. It's all in what you're looking for as an individual i guess. IMO, he's got a bit of a natural smart-alek feature about his face that lends well to his material.

  • hahahahahahha.........ha

  • He's one of the funniest comedians ever. Wish he got more exposure.

  • New Baby cards. "I don't think they need the word 'new'." I'm lookin' for some old baby cards....hahahahaha...

  • "Maybe you should go do something, instead of reading cards all day"

  • 48 people keep getting "just because" cards.

  • 48 people feel blank inside.

  • Did someone pump him full of lead?

    LMAO!

  • @KneeSlapperProductz Emo? Wha??

  • this guy is hilarious you cant stop laughing

  • "Sorry you're feeling so blank inside.....I feel like that myself sometimes..." XD

    Brian is the BEST!! I wonder why no one knows him...

  • @CarleyAndHannahShow cuz he's clean.. unfortunately the way the world is progressing, comedy "has" to be dirty in order to be funny for ppl... sad. this guy is the best.

  • The most under-rated comedian in the world. I can watch the same act of his for the 20th time, and it'll still be funny.

  • When i get down or depressed i watch Brian Regan he always makes me feel better.

  • How could anyone possible dislike this?

  • @BrianStollery Maybe 47 different YouTube accounts all belonging to Dane Cook?

  • he's so funny. and he's not obnoxious with yelling or cursing like some comedians.

  • I was at Rite Aid the other day and saw the "Blank Inside" cards. I started laughing to myself remembering this routine from Brian!

  • Hilarious! I'm going to send a random stranger a just because card.

  • i can do what?!! what is in me? lol

  • ...a boxen of donuts...

    This guy's routines are Perfection.

  • Best comedian ever. Seen him twice live. Go see him live.

  • .Brian Regan #1 for ever!

  • oh wait my baby is 12 =D

  • Sorry about your uncle Fred,

    but hey, sometimes you end up dead.

    Did someone blunk him in the head,

    or did someone pump him full of lead.

    Betcha glad it wasn't you instead!

  • LOL! They're buying a crease!

  • he ends so suddenly

  • dude, regan's been on letterman like 10 times lol :D i love it!

  • new baby!!!

  • btw u need old baby cards for benjamin button

  • i feel ______ inside

  • this dude may very well be the funniest comedian today

  • No doubt... most original. A lot of other comedians have started imitating.

  • @Televizzle07 AND he's clean, too. How often do you get that?

  • @Televizzle07 Not while Louis CK is still alive

  • @1844Freddy dude, Regan kills CK

  • @ChrisBallard I rate them about equal. 

  • @Televizzle07 its a fact. not even an opinion lol.

  • @Televizzle07 he is....

  • @Televizzle07 He also proves that you don't need to cuss to be funny.

  • @AmericanRX Every fucking video of Regan has someone saying this. What is this, the 1950s? "I'm so glad this comedian doesn't cuss!" Who gives a shit?

    Same goes for the people who say "Swearing is a sign of ignorance." These people need to shut the fuck up and accept their own language.

  • @zofspade ....smartass

  • @zofspade Thanks for that. I was going to post the same thing. Whether Louis CK, Norm Macdonald or Brian Regan all that matters is funny. I don't give a shit if a guy swears or not.

  • @JoJaDaRu That would be my top 3 comedians :)

  • They're buyin a CREASE! lmao

  • very smart hilarious material. great comedian

  • just because, you can do it.. ha ha ha

  • "Sorry 'bout your uncle, but hey, sometimes you end up dead."

    What a card to get XD

  • "You can do it!"

    I can do what? I keep getting these!

    "I know it's in you!"

    What? What is in me?

    I so love that XD

    I think I'm going to buy a whole lot of cards; and the last day of school I'll put one in my whole class's bags and such when they're not looking.

  • old baby cards XD 999999999999999999999999999999­99/5 best joke on cards i heard

  • no sympathy humerous cards

    best thing EVER

  • I just saw his video on Letterman from March of this year and he sure did put on some weight. I mention this cause he talks about going to the doctor and talking about his health in one of his bits. Just search "Brian Regan Doctor" another great bit of his

  • my friend had a baby, and uh...I let time get away from me.-priceless

  • Now he's twelve...

    XD

  • haha his 'speaker' voice kinda sounds like joe from family guy

  • Yeah reminds me of that as well. The voice sort of reminds me of a Donald Trump impersonation sometimes too

  • 888th rating =D

  • I have an Uncle Fred!!

  • I just saw this guy last night and my gut and mouth hurt so bad still from laughing that I don't even know what to tell you about this great man!!

  • Best clean act in comedy - this guy is a rising star

  • Rising? I remember seeing this guy in the 80s! He was my favorite from that moment

  • XD Love Brian! Hes hilarious!

  • do u have an OLD BABY section? LOL LOL LOL LOL :D Hilarious!!!!

  • They're buyin' a CREASE!

  • 3:53 a perfect ending hahaha love the high pitch voice

  • was this when he was first known?

  • XD

    Sorry 'bout your Uncle Fred, but hey, sometimes you end up dead.

    Did somebody bump him in the head? Did somebody pump him full of lead?

    xD I died laughing

  • I bet you're glad it wasn't you instead. xD

  • lol

  • This is signed by your uncle fred

    but hey, sometimes you end up dead

    did somebody blunk him in the head?

    did somebody pump him full of lead?

    bet your glad it wasnt you instead omg LOL

  • WHY I NEVER! DX

  • Very Funny, Shoot You

  • haha

    he said they would be right back everybody

    so im just sitting here

    waiting

    -take luck

  • old baby section.  OMG! I need one of those!

  • haha that uncle fred part was funny

  • "what brian said"

  • LOL "u kno wats fun? pick somebody at random from the phonebook and send 'em about a 100 just bcuz cards" LOL "hah! there buying a crease" ROFL!!

  • hehehehehehe

    "Just Because..."

  • sorry your feelin so blank inside. i feel like that myself sometimes! hah there buying a crease!

  • "Religious humorous happy birthday for age 7 twins from the AFC West."

  • You can do it! I can do what? I keep gettin' these.

  • fuck you

  • fuck you

  • The big yellow one is the sun!!!

  • It's a cup of dirt.Just put an F on there and let me go home!

  • That is classic.

  • Yes it is!

  • What I like about Brian Regan is that while he's comedy is clean, it isn't corny and directed towards kids.

  • exactly

  • Yeah!

  • Last nights show was the funnieest standup ive ever seen. "umm excuse me, weer looking for some inteligent lifforms on murcury. Have u seen any?" "2+2=CHICKEN!!!" "um, thats a negative."

  • Do you have an old baby section? LMAO

  • there buying a creese

  • "...Did somebody clonk him in the head-did somebody pump him full of lead?"

    Omg this is so funny

  • roflcake!

  • During the last joke I had tears in my eyes! Hilarious!!!

    Dead Fred--ha!

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA, "sorry about your Uncle Fred, but hey, sometimes you end up dead..." OMG, that was priceless!

  • I know you have it in ya!....What do I have in me???

  • brian regan is my idol my cousin has his dvd n my bro n sis n i say his jokes all the time

  • buying a crease

    bwa ha ha

  • true

  • Brian Regan is a legend.

  • ROFL(literally!)

  • hahahah lol did some1 pump him full of lead!! rofl!!!!!!!

  • My bro and I were watching this. XD We were making retarded jokes too. Love his dumb guy act. XD

  • My throat hurts from laughing so hard!

  • this guy is hilarious. watch his video on working out

  • Sorry about your Uncle Fred

    But hey sometimes you end up dead

    Did somebody blonk him on the head

    Did somebody fill him full of lead

    Bet your glad it wasn't you instead

    So funny. XD

  • sorry your feeling so blank inside sometimes i feel like that myself sometimes man this guy is funny xD

  • he does this dumb guy acting gimmick thing..

    genius. i need a gimmick.

  • Im sorry you feel so blankinside

  • "Do you have an old baby section...my friend had a baby, and i let time get away from me... He's 12! ROTFLMAO!!!

  • Brilliant!

  • hahahaha love this guy.."theyre buyin a crease!!"

  • lmfao!! his best skit ever

  • Just saw him in St. Louis......Hilarious... My face and stomach still hurt from laughing so hard!

  • sorry bout your uncle fred but hay sometimes you end up dead. I'm seeing him Saturaday YAY!!!

  • LUCKY!!!!!

  • sorry that was meant for stratman202

  • OMG! Pick someone random out of the phone book and send them a million "just because" cards.

  • THEY'RE BUYING A CREASE! -LOVE IT

  • might want to add cards to tags it hard to find took me 2 days to find

  • "do you have an old baby section? my friend had a baby, and i let time get away from me"

  • "sorry about your uncle fred. but sometimes you end up dead." lmao

  • Lol..."Sorry you're feeling so blank inside, i feel like that myself sometimes.."

  • Er... it *was* letterman

  • lol why is everyone supprised?

  • i no its like DUH

  • what do you do for a living. hahaha i sell blank inside card, picture of a tree nothing on the inside, there buying a crease

  • wow you officially have no sense of humor...

  • Can`t get enough of this guy, absolutely hilarious.

  • good guy

  • hahaha amazing

  • lol this is one of my ffavorite bits,espescially the "sympathy humurous" one

  • "Sorry 'bout your uncle Fred, but hey, sometimes you end up dead. Did someone blonk him on the head? Did someone pump him fulla lead?"

    What the hell!?

  • I know, I was quoting him. That's one of my favorite bits of all time.

  • Ohh my bad.