This man is the shiz. I've seen him times, and Im only 15, so I've still got plenty of times to see him. Everytime I do see him, my torso goes numb from laughing, and what's the best is that he doesn't have to be vulgar or curse to be funny. I hope to be like him when Im older :D
xD ahahahahahaaaaaa in the video suggestions on the side there is a video called "how to load adhesive in the scotch atg adhesive gun" by (snicker) Obsessedwithscrappin AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA
I wonder if anyone ever proposed he and Jim Carrey either did a comedy tour together (or have they?) or a movie together...what a RIOT that would be! They'd have to have ambulance service on hand just for the people who hurt themselves laughing! Thanks for posting any Brian Regan stuff!
@wildbluefaerie: I see where you're coming from, as far as a movie: JC can be way more animated, we don't know if BR can be, but they might be great as goofy buddy/sidekicks, BR playing the slightly straighter foil--both have a gift for facial expressions that would go great together, of course JC has shown he can go to the extreme, though BR ain't bad. Both know how to deliver comic timing. As far as a comedy tour, i would hate for any comparisons to come about, both deserve great respect...
@screaminone:....and the recognition that they have their own styles, because they're both brilliant in their own way. When it came to the great use of facial expressions, JC was the only other one that came to mind. Love Brian Regan though as he is, he's my favorite stand-up.....Brian has already conceded though, on his website, that he's doing what he really loves to do and isn't concerned at all about getting a TV show or movie.
@screaminone this could just be me, but I guess the main reason that I don't think they'd complement each other very well is that I love BR's style of humor, I think it's hilarious, and I've never been a fan at all of JC's, I just don't find most of it very funny. Maybe for those who appreciate both styles of humor, yes it would work, but not for me.
@wildbluefaerie: you may be right there; at their extreme, JC is a cartoon, while BR is still a pure stand-up comedian. I love his clean, observational act too, he's a natural. It's all in what you're looking for as an individual i guess. IMO, he's got a bit of a natural smart-alek feature about his face that lends well to his material.
@CarleyAndHannahShow cuz he's clean.. unfortunately the way the world is progressing, comedy "has" to be dirty in order to be funny for ppl... sad. this guy is the best.
@AmericanRX Every fucking video of Regan has someone saying this. What is this, the 1950s? "I'm so glad this comedian doesn't cuss!" Who gives a shit?
Same goes for the people who say "Swearing is a sign of ignorance." These people need to shut the fuck up and accept their own language.
@zofspade Thanks for that. I was going to post the same thing. Whether Louis CK, Norm Macdonald or Brian Regan all that matters is funny. I don't give a shit if a guy swears or not.
I just saw his video on Letterman from March of this year and he sure did put on some weight. I mention this cause he talks about going to the doctor and talking about his health in one of his bits. Just search "Brian Regan Doctor" another great bit of his
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Last nights show was the funnieest standup ive ever seen. "umm excuse me, weer looking for some inteligent lifforms on murcury. Have u seen any?" "2+2=CHICKEN!!!" "um, thats a negative."
ya send an encouragement card to some random person who ends ups being someone thinking of comiting suicid you can do it i can do it weres my gun BANG hay bob OMG what happpened wait whats this card omg this guy encourged him to kill himself what are we going to tell his wife
This man is the shiz. I've seen him times, and Im only 15, so I've still got plenty of times to see him. Everytime I do see him, my torso goes numb from laughing, and what's the best is that he doesn't have to be vulgar or curse to be funny. I hope to be like him when Im older :D
TheTMBvideos 1 month ago
49 people are blank inside.
supermansflu 2 months ago
"Sorry you feel blank inside, I feel like that too sometimes" lmao love Brian
Ciscoguy30 4 months ago 2
Best guy ever
foxinsocks88 5 months ago
"What is IN me?!"
mbelma6329 5 months ago
Love this guy!!! He's hilarious and love that he doesn't use profanity to make us laugh!!!
toontownhacker1231 5 months ago 5
Awesome still to this day! Take Luck
Emenjer 7 months ago
LOL, i love this guy :DD
meganinfante 7 months ago
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This is the dorkiest and worst comedian ever.
mrowell 7 months ago
"Do you have an old baby section? My friends had a baby and uh I let time get away from me." Haha I love Brian Regan :)
fairytink27 8 months ago
48 people bought the crease...
LamonicBomb 9 months ago
Sorry you're feeling so blank inside....LOL
darAleener 9 months ago
lol hes awesome
BFinFlavin 9 months ago
Sorry about your uncle Fred...
....but hey, sometimes you end up dead...
xD I'd LOVE to get one of those cards!
impagain 10 months ago 3
xD ahahahahahaaaaaa in the video suggestions on the side there is a video called "how to load adhesive in the scotch atg adhesive gun" by (snicker) Obsessedwithscrappin AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA
YoMamasSoDumb 11 months ago
"Do you have an OLD baby section?"
JacuzziBooty 11 months ago
Did someone blonk him in the head?
Did someone pump him full of lead?
CaptainCrunchOwns 11 months ago 3
48 ppl need a card..
Ceunovo 11 months ago
Omg...i laughed so hard xD
LittleHannahStudios 1 year ago
Always funny! Always clean! He's the kind of comedian that you could bring your kids to see and not have to worry about any off color humor!
TheRanhughes 1 year ago 7
he finds the funny in anything XD he's #1
RetiredYet 1 year ago 4
I wonder if anyone ever proposed he and Jim Carrey either did a comedy tour together (or have they?) or a movie together...what a RIOT that would be! They'd have to have ambulance service on hand just for the people who hurt themselves laughing! Thanks for posting any Brian Regan stuff!
screaminone 1 year ago
@screaminone but Brian Regan and Jim Carrey have totally different styles of humor! I don't think they'd go together at all.
wildbluefaerie 1 year ago
@wildbluefaerie: I see where you're coming from, as far as a movie: JC can be way more animated, we don't know if BR can be, but they might be great as goofy buddy/sidekicks, BR playing the slightly straighter foil--both have a gift for facial expressions that would go great together, of course JC has shown he can go to the extreme, though BR ain't bad. Both know how to deliver comic timing. As far as a comedy tour, i would hate for any comparisons to come about, both deserve great respect...
screaminone 1 year ago
@screaminone:....and the recognition that they have their own styles, because they're both brilliant in their own way. When it came to the great use of facial expressions, JC was the only other one that came to mind. Love Brian Regan though as he is, he's my favorite stand-up.....Brian has already conceded though, on his website, that he's doing what he really loves to do and isn't concerned at all about getting a TV show or movie.
screaminone 1 year ago
@screaminone this could just be me, but I guess the main reason that I don't think they'd complement each other very well is that I love BR's style of humor, I think it's hilarious, and I've never been a fan at all of JC's, I just don't find most of it very funny. Maybe for those who appreciate both styles of humor, yes it would work, but not for me.
wildbluefaerie 1 year ago
@wildbluefaerie: you may be right there; at their extreme, JC is a cartoon, while BR is still a pure stand-up comedian. I love his clean, observational act too, he's a natural. It's all in what you're looking for as an individual i guess. IMO, he's got a bit of a natural smart-alek feature about his face that lends well to his material.
screaminone 1 year ago
hahahahahahha.........ha
bizcatmcgee 1 year ago
He's one of the funniest comedians ever. Wish he got more exposure.
GTinATL100 1 year ago
New Baby cards. "I don't think they need the word 'new'." I'm lookin' for some old baby cards....hahahahaha...
keatsfoxlore7 1 year ago
"Maybe you should go do something, instead of reading cards all day"
mfentruck 1 year ago
48 people keep getting "just because" cards.
Johnfishboy 1 year ago
48 people feel blank inside.
hbalyssa 1 year ago
Did someone pump him full of lead?
LMAO!
112namrepus 1 year ago
@KneeSlapperProductz Emo? Wha??
CarleyAndHannahShow 1 year ago
this guy is hilarious you cant stop laughing
flowergirl20able 1 year ago
"Sorry you're feeling so blank inside.....I feel like that myself sometimes..." XD
Brian is the BEST!! I wonder why no one knows him...
CarleyAndHannahShow 1 year ago 3
@CarleyAndHannahShow emo!!!!
KneeSlapperProductz 1 year ago
@CarleyAndHannahShow cuz he's clean.. unfortunately the way the world is progressing, comedy "has" to be dirty in order to be funny for ppl... sad. this guy is the best.
bqureshi21 1 year ago 3
The most under-rated comedian in the world. I can watch the same act of his for the 20th time, and it'll still be funny.
kossmikham 1 year ago 6
When i get down or depressed i watch Brian Regan he always makes me feel better.
clubwedd 1 year ago 4
How could anyone possible dislike this?
BrianStollery 1 year ago 9
@BrianStollery Maybe 47 different YouTube accounts all belonging to Dane Cook?
GoldenGaleStables 1 year ago
he's so funny. and he's not obnoxious with yelling or cursing like some comedians.
IWillRockYourWorld93 1 year ago 9
I was at Rite Aid the other day and saw the "Blank Inside" cards. I started laughing to myself remembering this routine from Brian!
cyberjsc 1 year ago
Hilarious! I'm going to send a random stranger a just because card.
Lanai50 1 year ago
i can do what?!! what is in me? lol
dudeustupid 1 year ago
...a boxen of donuts...
This guy's routines are Perfection.
DancingSpiderman 1 year ago 5
Best comedian ever. Seen him twice live. Go see him live.
slytown 1 year ago 13
.Brian Regan #1 for ever!
laceygraves123 1 year ago 11
oh wait my baby is 12 =D
Sushieatinbeast 1 year ago
Sorry about your uncle Fred,
but hey, sometimes you end up dead.
Did someone blunk him in the head,
or did someone pump him full of lead.
Betcha glad it wasn't you instead!
solothyrn 2 years ago 8
LOL! They're buying a crease!
moviedirectorliol 2 years ago 4
he ends so suddenly
djflipflop23 2 years ago 4
dude, regan's been on letterman like 10 times lol :D i love it!
acole31133 2 years ago
new baby!!!
guitarbasslover 2 years ago
btw u need old baby cards for benjamin button
ALBINOSHADO 2 years ago 6
i feel ______ inside
ALBINOSHADO 2 years ago 8
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You Can Do It!
WebSiteTraffic1 2 years ago 2
this dude may very well be the funniest comedian today
Televizzle07 2 years ago 177
No doubt... most original. A lot of other comedians have started imitating.
saguaro23 2 years ago 5
@Televizzle07 AND he's clean, too. How often do you get that?
MajorMotionMatt 2 years ago 9
@Televizzle07 Not while Louis CK is still alive
1844Freddy 1 year ago
@1844Freddy dude, Regan kills CK
ChrisBallard 1 year ago
@ChrisBallard I rate them about equal.
logant44 1 year ago
@Televizzle07 its a fact. not even an opinion lol.
connorbassplayer 1 year ago
@Televizzle07 he is....
alexamerling20 1 year ago
@Televizzle07 He also proves that you don't need to cuss to be funny.
AmericanRX 9 months ago
@AmericanRX Every fucking video of Regan has someone saying this. What is this, the 1950s? "I'm so glad this comedian doesn't cuss!" Who gives a shit?
Same goes for the people who say "Swearing is a sign of ignorance." These people need to shut the fuck up and accept their own language.
zofspade 8 months ago
@zofspade ....smartass
AmericanRX 8 months ago
@zofspade Thanks for that. I was going to post the same thing. Whether Louis CK, Norm Macdonald or Brian Regan all that matters is funny. I don't give a shit if a guy swears or not.
JoJaDaRu 8 months ago
@JoJaDaRu That would be my top 3 comedians :)
C0MEDlAN 6 months ago
They're buyin a CREASE! lmao
ikissfutbol89 2 years ago 10
very smart hilarious material. great comedian
dmnxCGi 2 years ago 5
just because, you can do it.. ha ha ha
ataylor368 2 years ago 3
"Sorry 'bout your uncle, but hey, sometimes you end up dead."
What a card to get XD
StarZetRaven 2 years ago 6
"You can do it!"
I can do what? I keep getting these!
"I know it's in you!"
What? What is in me?
I so love that XD
I think I'm going to buy a whole lot of cards; and the last day of school I'll put one in my whole class's bags and such when they're not looking.
StarZetRaven 2 years ago 10
old baby cards XD 99999999999999999999999999999999/5 best joke on cards i heard
thedarkholeconsumer 2 years ago 2
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I saw all of these jokes in his "Standing Up" skit.
Scorp316 2 years ago
no sympathy humerous cards
best thing EVER
HipHopLovr4Eva 2 years ago 3
I just saw his video on Letterman from March of this year and he sure did put on some weight. I mention this cause he talks about going to the doctor and talking about his health in one of his bits. Just search "Brian Regan Doctor" another great bit of his
mrmockle 2 years ago
my friend had a baby, and uh...I let time get away from me.-priceless
erad68315 2 years ago 7
Now he's twelve...
XD
StarZetRaven 2 years ago
haha his 'speaker' voice kinda sounds like joe from family guy
xfox2189 2 years ago 3
Yeah reminds me of that as well. The voice sort of reminds me of a Donald Trump impersonation sometimes too
Davetacular45 2 years ago
888th rating =D
Katakzlym239 2 years ago
I have an Uncle Fred!!
Goberte123 2 years ago 3
I just saw this guy last night and my gut and mouth hurt so bad still from laughing that I don't even know what to tell you about this great man!!
jvsjingles 2 years ago 7
Best clean act in comedy - this guy is a rising star
AndrewStro 2 years ago 12
Rising? I remember seeing this guy in the 80s! He was my favorite from that moment
72grantorino 2 years ago 3
XD Love Brian! Hes hilarious!
Wildpaw0 2 years ago 4
do u have an OLD BABY section? LOL LOL LOL LOL :D Hilarious!!!!
noecely21 3 years ago 8
They're buyin' a CREASE!
salbigmac 3 years ago 58
3:53 a perfect ending hahaha love the high pitch voice
walrusgombit 3 years ago 6
was this when he was first known?
poptarts47 3 years ago
XD
Sorry 'bout your Uncle Fred, but hey, sometimes you end up dead.
Did somebody bump him in the head? Did somebody pump him full of lead?
xD I died laughing
EmmaRobertsLuvR 3 years ago 5
I bet you're glad it wasn't you instead. xD
CalebChrisMabry 3 years ago 2
lol
saimohaus007 3 years ago
This is signed by your uncle fred
but hey, sometimes you end up dead
did somebody blunk him in the head?
did somebody pump him full of lead?
bet your glad it wasnt you instead omg LOL
DX4LIFFE 3 years ago 4
WHY I NEVER! DX
EmmaRobertsLuvR 3 years ago
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NOT FUNNY, SHOOT THIS GUY
ExhumedANDConsumed 3 years ago
Very Funny, Shoot You
jayhawksrock1 3 years ago 10
haha
he said they would be right back everybody
so im just sitting here
waiting
-take luck
Oreoreogirl 3 years ago 2
old baby section. OMG! I need one of those!
DeadRisingGal 3 years ago
haha that uncle fred part was funny
jayst5 3 years ago
"what brian said"
xzist 3 years ago 2
LOL "u kno wats fun? pick somebody at random from the phonebook and send 'em about a 100 just bcuz cards" LOL "hah! there buying a crease" ROFL!!
simonsclass 3 years ago
hehehehehehe
"Just Because..."
microbebaby 3 years ago
sorry your feelin so blank inside. i feel like that myself sometimes! hah there buying a crease!
IWillRockYourWorld93 3 years ago 5
"Religious humorous happy birthday for age 7 twins from the AFC West."
CustomSRV 3 years ago 3
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DuH!
So boring...i can guess the punch 95%.
Give us some intellect...
jingue 3 years ago
You can do it! I can do what? I keep gettin' these.
CCSoundgardenCC 3 years ago 9
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Terrible! 2/5!
ArmadylGodSwordsmen 3 years ago
fuck you
barngirlXx3 3 years ago
fuck you
purplepikmin 3 years ago
The big yellow one is the sun!!!
Makotoichio 3 years ago 8
It's a cup of dirt.Just put an F on there and let me go home!
SonicPikachuTailsMew 3 years ago
That is classic.
mylions95 3 years ago
Yes it is!
SonicPikachuTailsMew 3 years ago
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THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! xx
Bballplaya3510 3 years ago
What I like about Brian Regan is that while he's comedy is clean, it isn't corny and directed towards kids.
ilovetogofast88 3 years ago 96
exactly
admiralsfrk20 3 years ago 7
Yeah!
SonicPikachuTailsMew 3 years ago
Last nights show was the funnieest standup ive ever seen. "umm excuse me, weer looking for some inteligent lifforms on murcury. Have u seen any?" "2+2=CHICKEN!!!" "um, thats a negative."
supmany22 3 years ago 4
Do you have an old baby section? LMAO
m1i9k8e7s 3 years ago 8
there buying a creese
TessieandEthan 3 years ago 3
"...Did somebody clonk him in the head-did somebody pump him full of lead?"
Omg this is so funny
HockeyFreak398 3 years ago 6
roflcake!
nevermorethan 3 years ago
During the last joke I had tears in my eyes! Hilarious!!!
Dead Fred--ha!
trueblue1217 3 years ago 2
HA HA HA HA HA HA, "sorry about your Uncle Fred, but hey, sometimes you end up dead..." OMG, that was priceless!
ilovetogofast88 3 years ago 2
I know you have it in ya!....What do I have in me???
34girlshavinfun 3 years ago 2
brian regan is my idol my cousin has his dvd n my bro n sis n i say his jokes all the time
Luna11490 3 years ago 3
buying a crease
bwa ha ha
chasd28 3 years ago 2
true
daelite9 3 years ago
Brian Regan is a legend.
prokreation10 3 years ago 16
ROFL(literally!)
SimGrl101 3 years ago 2
hahahah lol did some1 pump him full of lead!! rofl!!!!!!!
Taylor0wnz10 3 years ago
My bro and I were watching this. XD We were making retarded jokes too. Love his dumb guy act. XD
teenbeauty1995 3 years ago
My throat hurts from laughing so hard!
mistAreads 3 years ago 3
this guy is hilarious. watch his video on working out
kissmybass94 3 years ago 4
Sorry about your Uncle Fred
But hey sometimes you end up dead
Did somebody blonk him on the head
Did somebody fill him full of lead
Bet your glad it wasn't you instead
So funny. XD
Epicamera 3 years ago 9
sorry your feeling so blank inside sometimes i feel like that myself sometimes man this guy is funny xD
p8aintball3r 3 years ago 2
he does this dumb guy acting gimmick thing..
genius. i need a gimmick.
LuthermaN 3 years ago
Im sorry you feel so blankinside
ChrissiRox4595 3 years ago
"Do you have an old baby section...my friend had a baby, and i let time get away from me... He's 12! ROTFLMAO!!!
cookiemnster73 3 years ago 2
Brilliant!
busstopbilly 3 years ago 5
hahahaha love this guy.."theyre buyin a crease!!"
blakdak007 3 years ago 6
lmfao!! his best skit ever
v1d30g4m3r 3 years ago
Just saw him in St. Louis......Hilarious... My face and stomach still hurt from laughing so hard!
GreasyMaggot 3 years ago 3
sorry bout your uncle fred but hay sometimes you end up dead. I'm seeing him Saturaday YAY!!!
stratman202 3 years ago
LUCKY!!!!!
MissJackieOlsen 3 years ago
sorry that was meant for stratman202
MissJackieOlsen 3 years ago
OMG! Pick someone random out of the phone book and send them a million "just because" cards.
ChrissiRox4595 4 years ago
THEY'RE BUYING A CREASE! -LOVE IT
missymastro 4 years ago 10
might want to add cards to tags it hard to find took me 2 days to find
imbored1001 4 years ago
"do you have an old baby section? my friend had a baby, and i let time get away from me"
Pikmeir 4 years ago
"sorry about your uncle fred. but sometimes you end up dead." lmao
wiiman8888 4 years ago 3
Lol..."Sorry you're feeling so blank inside, i feel like that myself sometimes.."
1wingeddarkangel666 4 years ago 6
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you both are idiots
bot010203 4 years ago
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omg that guy that shook his hand at the end looks just like david letterman.
thatswhatshesaid96 4 years ago
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I noticed that too
BaselXXX 4 years ago
Er... it *was* letterman
livefree75 4 years ago 11
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OMG NO WAY!!!!!
shreddmasterj 4 years ago
lol why is everyone supprised?
jkjk3264 4 years ago
i no its like DUH
SynaNara 4 years ago
what do you do for a living. hahaha i sell blank inside card, picture of a tree nothing on the inside, there buying a crease
pummelhead 4 years ago 8
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ya send an encouragement card to some random person who ends ups being someone thinking of comiting suicid you can do it i can do it weres my gun BANG hay bob OMG what happpened wait whats this card omg this guy encourged him to kill himself what are we going to tell his wife
samus214 4 years ago
wow you officially have no sense of humor...
forty4upside 4 years ago 35
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youre a retard
SidMute 4 years ago
Can`t get enough of this guy, absolutely hilarious.
TurkeyToast 4 years ago 17
good guy
timothychizmar 4 years ago 9
hahaha amazing
spankeee180 4 years ago 6
lol this is one of my ffavorite bits,espescially the "sympathy humurous" one
smaxwebber 4 years ago 7
"Sorry 'bout your uncle Fred, but hey, sometimes you end up dead. Did someone blonk him on the head? Did someone pump him fulla lead?"
What the hell!?
JETZcorp 4 years ago 7
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He was making fun of the rhyming greeting cards. So he made up a rhyming card for someone who died.
Gftpunk 4 years ago
I know, I was quoting him. That's one of my favorite bits of all time.
JETZcorp 4 years ago 8
Ohh my bad.
Gftpunk 4 years ago 2