as I'm watching this video I decide to go on facebook for the first time in a month and almost word for word everything Rob says shows up on facebook, all the stupid posts and everything
Don't forget about the people who constantly quote their favorite rapper "YOLO", people that say "smh" on every status, and people who announce every week that they are going to a concert that is months away.
Before facebook you'd have a big group of friends and acquaintances, and in that group there was a small group of individuals you'd hang out with regularly. You'd see the rest maybe a couple of times a week or less. They weren't your kind of people so you didn't hang out with them. These days the situation in RL didn't change, but now FB forces you to, in a way, hang out with the whole group of friends. They just piss you off now with all their hourly crap. At least that's how I feel.
the most annoying part when they put "works at Daddy's wallet" "works at Bank of Daddy" "works at: who needes a job when u got a daddy like mine" -___-
@looserweak XD im female but i think that is one of the most ridiculous things to do. some girls make it hard to be proud of being female. especially those kinds.
"there will come a time, you'll see, with no more tears. and love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears get over the hill and see what you find there, with grace in your heart and flowers in your hair" i bore witness to this.. i was disgusted.
Bloodblitz has really sucked in quality since his guitar hero days. SO now you are doing facebook rants?? LOL, really lame. And I see his cheap ass still can't afford a good camera, lighting, and mic even though he ripped so many people off by doing those contests.
from 200K average views to just 20,000 views. Yeah, blood, stick to hanging out with your gay boyfriend (the one fingering your ass behind you while he makes weird faces).
I seen some buy on facebook who had like 567 likes on this one picture. All it was, was he some bill and drew on it so it looked like the guy on the bill was smoking a joint.
Jajajaja so funny I honestly think is true what u say I dont even get on tht much on Facebook cuz it gets boring I don't hardly write nothing but dame mad pplz be on it all the time they need to do something does lol
Good stuff, made me laugh. I agree with mostly everything in these, except for the long posts, If its interesting and you like the person, I'll read it.
from now on im going to post on every status who gives a shit or post a new pointless status every minute also may not be for you because im in australia but all the girls/guys who post up pics of them getting wasted when there fucking underage. fuck
you say people are sad for going on facebook when you dedicate your sad little life bitching about absolute shit, get a chick and fuck off you fucking cunt
and you know what sucks worse of all. you cant even call people out on the shit they do on facebook (everyone rob has said) because then your a "hater" or a "troll" or an "attention seeker" or for no reason your hated for having some small amount of wits and able to use your brains in a street smart situation
wait hes talking bout fb status.... there is no other kinds of different status sooo doesnt tht mean he does status like those to??? they are all pretty much the same.... nd plus thts wat fb is kinda for rather than talking to relatives nd long distance friends nd its just to make it more fun
My douche bag theory: Nice guy tries asks hot girl out, gets turned down, douche bag asks her out nice guy sees this and becomes a douche bag in order to attract girls.
Some of them sound like me lol. Well...actually....I kinda use Facebook for cause (as I do on other sites) rather than getting social.
TheHRchannel 2 hours ago
You. Are. The. Best.
reuter51 16 hours ago
This mofo is funny as shit. I LOL at arrow to the clit
RWJfan410 1 day ago
I should be doing homework now....but im addicted to your videos D:
Hunnywithheart 1 day ago
You had me at arrow to the clit.
cheesemason 1 day ago
"im not like most girls" - Most girls
AvengerB0i 2 days ago
thats funny.... because i always see you dating pricks LMFAO!
dabiggone22 2 days ago
it's ridiculous how some people have over 800 friends. And how many do they consider real friends? It's quality that counts, not quantity
HuckleB680 4 days ago
OMG hhahaha there is a fred advertisement on your video :D
MatPritchard220 5 days ago
I used to shave my vagina every tuesday when it turned blue, but then i took an arrow to my clit
ElementalMonster54 5 days ago
hahaha, this rant rules, new suscriber over here!
acidomx 5 days ago
Facebook is for dip shits
MrINTERNETTROLL69 1 week ago
Facebook is shit
MrINTERNETTROLL69 1 week ago
Facebook does sucks big penis
MrINTERNETTROLL69 1 week ago
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facebook sucks ass
ermacllord 1 week ago
U forgot to add the lbr and true is status thoses are so OVER ranted
GearsOfHalo1996 1 week ago in playlist More videos from Bl00dBlitz
PART 3!!!!!!!!!
TurKaTeers 1 week ago
as I'm watching this video I decide to go on facebook for the first time in a month and almost word for word everything Rob says shows up on facebook, all the stupid posts and everything
v4552 1 week ago
check in on the freeway?? Dude my cousin did that once!! Yeah..
GhostMan1408 1 week ago
arrow to the clit.....LOL
XFallingDeeper4U 1 week ago
Don't forget about the people who constantly quote their favorite rapper "YOLO", people that say "smh" on every status, and people who announce every week that they are going to a concert that is months away.
UghhGetATan 1 week ago
i hate watching your videos at midnight cuz my mom thinks im on drugs
thescoutfulspy 1 week ago
Girl : I cant find a Guy that will treat me like a lady
Guy : Really , you cant ? thats funny i always see you dating pricks .. copy and paste to your status for instant likes ! ;D
skaterman1q2 2 weeks ago
Wow yall are handsome :P you guys are funny i love thisvideo
cheycheyfriend247 2 weeks ago
"he cheated on me with three girls, four cows, two chickens and one cactus"
ROFL
minastarz551 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"About me: Deez Bitchez are Fake. I amz real as shit"
lmao LMAO lmao to the 100th power !
minastarz551 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
Rob is my favorite youtuber and this is so true i quit the facebook :D
japanjackson 2 weeks ago
25 effing facebookaholics
campbso1 2 weeks ago
face at ):
campbso1 2 weeks ago
lol 4chan
phunlovincriminal 2 weeks ago
This Is SOO True.
SnakeBlitz101 2 weeks ago
Rob ur too true my frend does the same thing I'm hangin out wit him and he updates his staus 24/7
NYbonlink 2 weeks ago
MARRY ME. seriously. Your amazing and completely right, half the people at my school do this.
43twilightluver 2 weeks ago
Rob,
I fucking love your existence.
ZuuruDesu 2 weeks ago
haha
bakedguineapigs 2 weeks ago
its facebook, not a diary people
MADMOOSE26 2 weeks ago
"Oh he cheated on me with 3 girls, 4 cows, 2 chickens, and 1 cactus" LMFAO!!
AnEarthlyPeace 2 weeks ago 4
pretty true and funny bt is the typing really necessary every time hahaha bt still true though
stud0003 2 weeks ago
everything is true, u should write a fucking encyclopedia
geckoisgiko 2 weeks ago
that was fun.
CatarinaNinjaL7 2 weeks ago
I was gonna slap my sister for making a "liberated" status, but i took an arrow to the knee.
Yashhh06 2 weeks ago
PEOPLE; THIS IS HOW PEOPLE BEHAVE. that's why i dislike people.
CatarinaNinjaL7 2 weeks ago 3
2:20 LOL
amyloubrooks 2 weeks ago
gondonn
Judokid80 2 weeks ago
Before facebook you'd have a big group of friends and acquaintances, and in that group there was a small group of individuals you'd hang out with regularly. You'd see the rest maybe a couple of times a week or less. They weren't your kind of people so you didn't hang out with them. These days the situation in RL didn't change, but now FB forces you to, in a way, hang out with the whole group of friends. They just piss you off now with all their hourly crap. At least that's how I feel.
epikkalypse 2 weeks ago
Lol in another tab open up facebook, look at your feed and laugh, it's true
7GGonzalez 2 weeks ago
Ugh, Didn't work he cheated on me with 3 girls,4 cows,2 chickens and 1 cactus. LAUGHED MY F*CKIN ASS OFFFFFFFF
funnyjuiceeffects 2 weeks ago 2
I love how I do half that shit. Still funny as hell.
elepine4 2 weeks ago
fucking gays>>:DDD
Sretahful 2 weeks ago
i like how a geek online dating ad appears while im watching this.
KDeGrayDemoliton 2 weeks ago
STUPID...
KFLY67 2 weeks ago
Maybe because you have a dildo up your ass lol
Brayan21Cp 2 weeks ago 25
Duckface girl: "I don't know why guys can't take me seriously"
Rob: "Maybe because you have a picture of a dildo up your ass!"
IHavenoIDEA814 2 weeks ago
You forgot duckface...
MonsterMisunderstood 2 weeks ago
L0L WTF LOOK AT THE GUYS FACE ON 3:23.....
FREAKYJ13 3 weeks ago
wtf the guy in the background makes gay faces.............DUDE NOT UR CHANNEL
FREAKYJ13 3 weeks ago
Atleast Im not in a fucking bedroom with a guy, talking to a camera, and typing fake words... Dumbass
ElectroBunneh134 3 weeks ago
@ElectroBunneh134 How exactly is that bad...? That was the worst attempt at insulting I've ever seen.
LlamasInYourCloset 3 weeks ago
WTF?? 3:33
therandomguy2268 3 weeks ago
3:28 LMFAO !
6NK6 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Maybe its because you have a fucking profile picture of a dildo up your ass! XD lol
soldbyte 3 weeks ago
I'm tired of "LMS for truth is.....rate" being posted by the same person, and somebody else always likes it.
terestev 3 weeks ago
you always put your point on, never seen a topic that i had disagreed with you on any of your rants
iChinkyAznX 3 weeks ago
I shared this on facebook. xD
ZombieLyrics 3 weeks ago
I. Love. YOU.
ZombieLyrics 3 weeks ago 33
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SPOILER ALERT 1 piece of white trash and a GUIDO RAGING and getting some solid boners *listen to their voices*
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KonemKez 3 weeks ago
I'm starting to think you're a /b/tard Rob.
thegame61923 3 weeks ago
I'm subbing!!!
Danzainc 3 weeks ago
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RadicalPrawn 3 weeks ago
What about when they put swagg in there name -_-
TheCrazyincan 3 weeks ago
LOL man I see myself in way too many examples in this video. And I agree so much.
Duriretlan 3 weeks ago
I DID post this to my friend's facebook! because it totally relates to this girl who does the EXCT SAME THING.
welcum2mywurldtv 3 weeks ago
ha ha ha
"is there a dislike button"
insideofmybrain 3 weeks ago
the most annoying part when they put "works at Daddy's wallet" "works at Bank of Daddy" "works at: who needes a job when u got a daddy like mine" -___-
lilmisslilo333111 3 weeks ago
I also hate those little "friend tests" or whatever you call it. (Example:You're my: BFF
Sis for life Homie ;)
Seriously,95% of all statuses are exactly like that.
Sinner3688 3 weeks ago
@Sinner3688 yeah or stuff like, So and so have sent you a request in farmville
js00981213 3 weeks ago
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Sinner3688 3 weeks ago
You forgot the part where people put hash tags in their statuses. I mean honestly people, this isn't frigging Twitter...
Ceithre 4 weeks ago
I DID SHARE THIS ON FB. BOTH PARTS. 1 AND 2.
jsecond 4 weeks ago
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
jsecond 4 weeks ago
you should do a rant on female logic,
example: Shave eyebrows, draw them back on.
looserweak 4 weeks ago
@looserweak XD im female but i think that is one of the most ridiculous things to do. some girls make it hard to be proud of being female. especially those kinds.
ZekeNLutherfan1995 4 weeks ago
your a dumb ass mother fucker get off then
starrcool09 4 weeks ago
@starrcool09 You're*
psnStarzNBarz 3 weeks ago
so funny
RILEYproMAGICIAn 4 weeks ago
4:10 lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XxHaloxCODxX 4 weeks ago
you missed the part about idiot replying to every comment ever made and it always having nothing to do with what you just said.
1337Mrgamer 4 weeks ago
"Don't hate me if you anit me."
*Presses the Enter button with confidence*
jonesjabari 4 weeks ago
I love you.
vengance9888 4 weeks ago
fuck u bitches
bart4795231 4 weeks ago
Omg its fucking irritating when people post " truth is LMS" on fb
MrBwest17 4 weeks ago
"there will come a time, you'll see, with no more tears. and love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears get over the hill and see what you find there, with grace in your heart and flowers in your hair" i bore witness to this.. i was disgusted.
MetalUpYoArse 1 month ago
FUCK SARCASM
LATiNALOkA8 1 month ago
HEY everyone i'm fed of facebook bullish too, check out the vid I made
jayOHcomedy 1 month ago
4:13 - 4:20 my chocolate milk ruined my monitor
dman7654321 1 month ago
your videos suck now.
i miss the old bl00dblitz
PhilippineMachine024 1 month ago in playlist Rants
the guy with him has to be gay
conejita995 1 month ago
the worst of all '' like my status if you think im pretty '' and so on...
groterfy 1 month ago
And you make this video because ?.... No one fuckin' cares.
Rackzify 1 month ago
@Rackzify You're just mad because you post statuses every 5 minutes about what you're doing.
Zappy414 1 month ago
My normal FB status is something important or a joke aimed at my friends. That's okay since I have 17 friends on FB.
BionicleKid97 1 month ago
@BionicleKid97 Well, with a name like "BionicleKid97"...
Zappy414 1 month ago
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I could not agree with you more on this rant Bl00dblitz! What you said about girls on Facebook was 100% fact xD
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ZGODOMEGAHALO 1 month ago
heres a true one this girl at my school says "gurl your 13 your suppozed to be riding biikes not dicks" true story and this girl is a super whore.
name6785 1 month ago
dont forget those stupid ass tbh rates gay ass bullshit.
name6785 1 month ago
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TypicalIslanderIvan 1 month ago
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TypicalIslanderIvan 1 month ago
it's true man
sniperman9886 1 month ago
This vid is not funny what hapend to his vid they were good :(
TheRadiationkiller 1 month ago
Bloodblitz has really sucked in quality since his guitar hero days. SO now you are doing facebook rants?? LOL, really lame. And I see his cheap ass still can't afford a good camera, lighting, and mic even though he ripped so many people off by doing those contests.
from 200K average views to just 20,000 views. Yeah, blood, stick to hanging out with your gay boyfriend (the one fingering your ass behind you while he makes weird faces).
Mantrafate 1 month ago
@Mantrafate You mad dude ? If you think he suck or not practically funny anymore than don't watch his video. Don't make your life hard.
AndyIsBack94 1 month ago
I seen some buy on facebook who had like 567 likes on this one picture. All it was, was he some bill and drew on it so it looked like the guy on the bill was smoking a joint.
GodzGamerz 1 month ago
Jajajaja so funny I honestly think is true what u say I dont even get on tht much on Facebook cuz it gets boring I don't hardly write nothing but dame mad pplz be on it all the time they need to do something does lol
liest100 1 month ago
Fucking laughed so hard after 4:10.
Like.
Fuck, man.
JasonBlakwing 1 month ago in playlist Rants
has anyone tried seeing the captions? it is fucking weird
grayskull56 1 month ago
Can't believe you forgot to mention pictures of their food! that is the worst!
Zarat818 1 month ago
Good stuff, made me laugh. I agree with mostly everything in these, except for the long posts, If its interesting and you like the person, I'll read it.
Zarat818 1 month ago
1:44 hahahaha
AshMeadowGaming 1 month ago
SOPA/PIPA Rant please!! and NICE video! I was seriously bored and then your video just made my day!
namdec100 1 month ago
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SuperMavs123 1 month ago
do a rant on SOPA
please
j0shred1 1 month ago
your friend isnt funny, i like it better with just you
lilfroggieee 1 month ago
about to suck the 30th dick of the day xD lmao
Monkeys9488 1 month ago 34
and a cactus XD lmao
rabidcow307 1 month ago
1:49
Spam it. Promise me.
xpwnx4 1 month ago
0:11 bunny
sniperdude213 1 month ago
What Ethnicity are they? ... Always wondered that.
poyweson 1 month ago
It's unfortunate that most people who can relate to you are subscribers and those you're ranting about probably don't watch :(
H057IL3 1 month ago
The one thing that pisses me off the most is when people post status with Song Lyrics!
Argh I hate that!
SweetLadyCheesus 1 month ago
@Bl00dBlitz Plz do one on youtube comments
EddyDaAzn 1 month ago
lol u goto parties alot fry your brain fukkin act like a retard xD
sonic9000000000 1 month ago
Do a rant on Blackberry's (the phone not the forgotten fruit)
Ograws 1 month ago
Seen this guy ever since he used to play guitar hero man miss those days
kripplek1 1 month ago 62
I love that the whole reason I discovered his channel was because I saw a rant about miley cyrus
soccergurl6896 1 month ago
haha funny stuff
lucky806 1 month ago
HAHA funny!
lazyhobo12 1 month ago
I would totally give you my facebook info just so you could show it 100% of that was true.
S3cretSpartan 1 month ago
"I used to shave my vagina every Tuesday until it turned blue, but then I took an arrow to my clit"
hahahahahahahahaha
This had me laughing for such a long time!
jelu15 1 month ago
But I like working at the Krusty Krab :(
bsomazzi95 1 month ago
from now on im going to post on every status who gives a shit or post a new pointless status every minute also may not be for you because im in australia but all the girls/guys who post up pics of them getting wasted when there fucking underage. fuck
iluvitsmemorphious 1 month ago
1:45 for Bl00dBlitz shitting his pants
iWantGoldenhammy 1 month ago
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iWantGoldenhammy 1 month ago
@Bl00dBlitz Do a rant on youtube comments/commenters. Fuck them.
darkdowngrade 1 month ago
Why you whine so much
enjuy 1 month ago
Why yes, yes... you probably should!
kashashk 1 month ago
3:31 - 3:35 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CigaretteCandy 1 month ago
i use to always go on facebook but then i took an arow to the knee. actually i just forgot my password.
MrToaster1196 1 month ago
ROB! Do a rant on SOPA and PIPA!
acrobatsutr 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Bl00dBlitz
bull fucking shit.
SonicZaragoza 1 month ago
Agree 100% cant wait till DOR 8!
CssModPsn 1 month ago
The dumbest, the dumbest, of the dumbest, like lowlife of the dumbest things LMFAO
2:11
ElementalMonster54 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Lmfao
Rayers 1 month ago
This is so fucking funny hahaha
walrein947 1 month ago
i know you guys are not like others cause u guys are very sexy XD
swallywashereBLA 1 month ago in playlist Rants
Do a rant on SOPA/PIPA
Do you want more information? In Spain we have another fucking law on the same grade of suckness: It is called "SINDE".
Thank you Rob. You're the best.
Lochd999 1 month ago
"Woke up in the morning, dick rock hard-ashed my blunt in my grammy award"
EpicArabKid 1 month ago
how could you forget the LMS stuff .....
f22raptorpw100 1 month ago
you say people are sad for going on facebook when you dedicate your sad little life bitching about absolute shit, get a chick and fuck off you fucking cunt
snowdogg8 1 month ago
@snowdogg8 He gets money to bitch about stuff... can you say that?
DjGa3tano 1 month ago
@snowdogg8 so little you know about this guy lol
DeviousRenjiro 1 month ago
i just posted this on facebook... are you mad bro?
Gonxp12 1 month ago
@Gonxp12
lame fuck!!!!! haha go tell all your facebook world friends what u just saw here!! LOL
84chevypickup 1 month ago
thats so damn true dude
Gonxp12 1 month ago
you are just a cynical asshole hatin on everyone and everything....I love you. Bet you'll hate this comment too
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz250 1 month ago
The Definition of Random series is the highlight of my year.
crazychick7676 1 month ago
MOOOOOOORE OF THAT SHOUD COME FROM YOU!!! I LIKE IT
0rochitlbb 1 month ago
and you know what sucks worse of all. you cant even call people out on the shit they do on facebook (everyone rob has said) because then your a "hater" or a "troll" or an "attention seeker" or for no reason your hated for having some small amount of wits and able to use your brains in a street smart situation
damnigger
Maper555 1 month ago
About 3:27 I couldn't agree more. Once, when this fatass ugly girl became single, she wrote on her status "WhY DoesNt he love Me anyMoAaArr??:(:("
mikeguitar41 1 month ago in playlist Lisää videoita käyttäjältä Bl00dBlitz
and this is exactly why i dont use facebook.. EVER -_________-
littlebuch 1 month ago
wait hes talking bout fb status.... there is no other kinds of different status sooo doesnt tht mean he does status like those to??? they are all pretty much the same.... nd plus thts wat fb is kinda for rather than talking to relatives nd long distance friends nd its just to make it more fun
guamchamorritaful 1 month ago
My douche bag theory: Nice guy tries asks hot girl out, gets turned down, douche bag asks her out nice guy sees this and becomes a douche bag in order to attract girls.
Yashhh06 1 month ago 29
@Yashhh06 its a like a fucking virus
TheRuddydoom 1 month ago
@Yashhh06
The negative effects of being friendzoned...
TehGameDude 1 month ago
Your laugh at 2:48 lol