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  • Some of them sound like me lol. Well...actually....I kinda use Facebook for cause (as I do on other sites) rather than getting social.

  • You. Are. The. Best.

  • This mofo is funny as shit. I LOL at arrow to the clit

  • I should be doing homework now....but im addicted to your videos D:

  • You had me at arrow to the clit.

  • "im not like most girls" - Most girls

  • thats funny.... because i always see you dating pricks LMFAO!

  • it's ridiculous how some people have over 800 friends. And how many do they consider real friends? It's quality that counts, not quantity

  • OMG hhahaha there is a fred advertisement on your video :D

  • I used to shave my vagina every tuesday when it turned blue, but then i took an arrow to my clit

  • hahaha, this rant rules, new suscriber over here!

  • Facebook is for dip shits

  • Facebook is shit

  • Facebook does sucks big penis

  • U forgot to add the lbr and true is status thoses are so OVER ranted

  • PART 3!!!!!!!!!

  • as I'm watching this video I decide to go on facebook for the first time in a month and almost word for word everything Rob says shows up on facebook, all the stupid posts and everything

  • check in on the freeway?? Dude my cousin did that once!! Yeah..

  • arrow to the clit.....LOL

  • Don't forget about the people who constantly quote their favorite rapper "YOLO", people that say "smh" on every status, and people who announce every week that they are going to a concert that is months away.

  • i hate watching your videos at midnight cuz my mom thinks im on drugs

  • Girl : I cant find a Guy that will treat me like a lady

    Guy : Really , you cant ? thats funny i always see you dating pricks .. copy and paste to your status for instant likes ! ;D

  • Wow yall are handsome :P you guys are funny i love thisvideo

  • "he cheated on me with three girls, four cows, two chickens and one cactus"

    ROFL

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "About me: Deez Bitchez are Fake. I amz real as shit"

    lmao LMAO lmao to the 100th power !

  • Rob is my favorite youtuber and this is so true i quit the facebook :D 

  • 25 effing facebookaholics

  • face at ):

  • lol 4chan

  • This Is SOO True.

  • Rob ur too true my frend does the same thing I'm hangin out wit him and he updates his staus 24/7

  • MARRY ME. seriously. Your amazing and completely right, half the people at my school do this.

  • Rob,

    I fucking love your existence.

  • haha

  • its facebook, not a diary people

  • "Oh he cheated on me with 3 girls, 4 cows, 2 chickens, and 1 cactus" LMFAO!!

  • pretty true and funny bt is the typing really necessary every time hahaha bt still true though

  • everything is true, u should write a fucking encyclopedia

  • that was fun.

  • I was gonna slap my sister for making a "liberated" status, but i took an arrow to the knee.

  • PEOPLE; THIS IS HOW PEOPLE BEHAVE. that's why i dislike people.

  • 2:20 LOL

  • gondonn

    

  • Before facebook you'd have a big group of friends and acquaintances, and in that group there was a small group of individuals you'd hang out with regularly. You'd see the rest maybe a couple of times a week or less. They weren't your kind of people so you didn't hang out with them. These days the situation in RL didn't change, but now FB forces you to, in a way, hang out with the whole group of friends. They just piss you off now with all their hourly crap. At least that's how I feel.

  • Lol in another tab open up facebook, look at your feed and laugh, it's true

  • Ugh, Didn't work he cheated on me with 3 girls,4 cows,2 chickens and 1 cactus. LAUGHED MY F*CKIN ASS OFFFFFFFF

  • I love how I do half that shit. Still funny as hell.

  • fucking gays>>:DDD

  • i like how a geek online dating ad appears while im watching this.

  • STUPID...

    

  • Maybe because you have a dildo up your ass lol

  • Duckface girl: "I don't know why guys can't take me seriously"

    Rob: "Maybe because you have a picture of a dildo up your ass!"

  • You forgot duckface...

  • L0L WTF LOOK AT THE GUYS FACE ON 3:23.....

  • wtf the guy in the background makes gay faces.............DUDE NOT UR CHANNEL

  • Atleast Im not in a fucking bedroom with a guy, talking to a camera, and typing fake words... Dumbass

  • @ElectroBunneh134 How exactly is that bad...? That was the worst attempt at insulting I've ever seen.

  • WTF?? 3:33

  • 3:28 LMFAO !

  • Maybe its because you have a fucking profile picture of a dildo up your ass! XD lol

  • I'm tired of "LMS for truth is.....rate" being posted by the same person, and somebody else always likes it.

  • you always put your point on, never seen a topic that i had disagreed with you on any of your rants

  • I shared this on facebook. xD

  • I. Love. YOU.

  • I'm starting to think you're a /b/tard Rob.

  • I'm subbing!!!

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  • What about when they put swagg in there name -_-

  • LOL man I see myself in way too many examples in this video. And I agree so much.

  • I DID post this to my friend's facebook! because it totally relates to this girl who does the EXCT SAME THING.

  • ha ha ha

    "is there a dislike button"

  • the most annoying part when they put "works at Daddy's wallet" "works at Bank of Daddy" "works at: who needes a job when u got a daddy like mine" -___-

  • I also hate those little "friend tests" or whatever you call it. (Example:You're my: BFF

    Sis for life Homie ;)

    Seriously,95% of all statuses are exactly like that.

  • @Sinner3688 yeah or stuff like, So and so have sent you a request in farmville

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  • You forgot the part where people put hash tags in their statuses. I mean honestly people, this isn't frigging Twitter...

  • I DID SHARE THIS ON FB. BOTH PARTS. 1 AND 2.

  • THIS SHIT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

  • you should do a rant on female logic,

    example: Shave eyebrows, draw them back on.

  • @looserweak XD im female but i think that is one of the most ridiculous things to do. some girls make it hard to be proud of being female. especially those kinds.

  • your a dumb ass mother fucker get off then

  • @starrcool09 You're*

  • so funny

  • 4:10 lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you missed the part about idiot replying to every comment ever made and it always having nothing to do with what you just said.

  • "Don't hate me if you anit me."

    *Presses the Enter button with confidence*

  • I love you.

  • fuck u bitches

  • Omg its fucking irritating when people post " truth is LMS" on fb

  • "there will come a time, you'll see, with no more tears. and love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears get over the hill and see what you find there, with grace in your heart and flowers in your hair" i bore witness to this.. i was disgusted.

  • FUCK SARCASM

  • HEY everyone i'm fed of facebook bullish too, check out the vid I made

  • 4:13 - 4:20 my chocolate milk ruined my monitor

  • your videos suck now.

    i miss the old bl00dblitz

  • the guy with him has to be gay

  • the worst of all '' like my status if you think im pretty '' and so on...

  • And you make this video because ?.... No one fuckin' cares.

  • @Rackzify You're just mad because you post statuses every 5 minutes about what you're doing.

  • My normal FB status is something important or a joke aimed at my friends. That's okay since I have 17 friends on FB.

  • @BionicleKid97 Well, with a name like "BionicleKid97"...

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  • heres a true one this girl at my school says "gurl your 13 your suppozed to be riding biikes not dicks" true story and this girl is a super whore.

  • dont forget those stupid ass tbh rates gay ass bullshit.

  • it's true man

  • This vid is not funny what hapend to his vid they were good :(

  • Bloodblitz has really sucked in quality since his guitar hero days. SO now you are doing facebook rants?? LOL, really lame. And I see his cheap ass still can't afford a good camera, lighting, and mic even though he ripped so many people off by doing those contests.

    from 200K average views to just 20,000 views. Yeah, blood, stick to hanging out with your gay boyfriend (the one fingering your ass behind you while he makes weird faces).

  • @Mantrafate You mad dude ? If you think he suck or not practically funny anymore than don't watch his video. Don't make your life hard.

  • I seen some buy on facebook who had like 567 likes on this one picture. All it was, was he some bill and drew on it so it looked like the guy on the bill was smoking a joint.

  • Jajajaja so funny I honestly think is true what u say I dont even get on tht much on Facebook cuz it gets boring I don't hardly write nothing but dame mad pplz be on it all the time they need to do something does lol

  • Fucking laughed so hard after 4:10.

    Like.

    Fuck, man.

  • has anyone tried seeing the captions? it is fucking weird

  • Can't believe you forgot to mention pictures of their food! that is the worst!

  • Good stuff, made me laugh. I agree with mostly everything in these, except for the long posts, If its interesting and you like the person, I'll read it.

  • 1:44 hahahaha

  • SOPA/PIPA Rant please!! and NICE video! I was seriously bored and then your video just made my day!

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  • do a rant on SOPA

    please

    

  • your friend isnt funny, i like it better with just you

  • about to suck the 30th dick of the day xD lmao

  • and a cactus XD lmao

  • 1:49

    Spam it. Promise me.

  • 0:11 bunny 

  • What Ethnicity are they? ... Always wondered that.

  • It's unfortunate that most people who can relate to you are subscribers and those you're ranting about probably don't watch :(

  • The one thing that pisses me off the most is when people post status with Song Lyrics!

    Argh I hate that!

  • @Bl00dBlitz Plz do one on youtube comments

  • lol u goto parties alot fry your brain fukkin act like a retard xD

  • Do a rant on Blackberry's (the phone not the forgotten fruit)

  • Seen this guy ever since he used to play guitar hero man miss those days

  • I love that the whole reason I discovered his channel was because I saw a rant about miley cyrus

  • haha funny stuff

  • HAHA funny!

  • I would totally give you my facebook info just so you could show it 100% of that was true.

  • "I used to shave my vagina every Tuesday until it turned blue, but then I took an arrow to my clit"

    hahahahahahahahaha

    This had me laughing for such a long time!

  • But I like working at the Krusty Krab :(

  • from now on im going to post on every status who gives a shit or post a new pointless status every minute also may not be for you because im in australia but all the girls/guys who post up pics of them getting wasted when there fucking underage. fuck

  • 1:45 for Bl00dBlitz shitting his pants

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  • @Bl00dBlitz Do a rant on youtube comments/commenters. Fuck them.

  • Why you whine so much 

  • Why yes, yes... you probably should!

  • 3:31 - 3:35 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • i use to always go on facebook but then i took an arow to the knee. actually i just forgot my password.

  • ROB! Do a rant on SOPA and PIPA!

  • bull fucking shit.

  • Agree 100% cant wait till DOR 8!

  • The dumbest, the dumbest, of the dumbest, like lowlife of the dumbest things LMFAO

    2:11

  • Lmfao

  • This is so fucking funny hahaha

  • i know you guys are not like others cause u guys are very sexy XD

  • Do a rant on SOPA/PIPA

    Do you want more information? In Spain we have another fucking law on the same grade of suckness: It is called "SINDE".

    Thank you Rob. You're the best.

  • "Woke up in the morning, dick rock hard-ashed my blunt in my grammy award"

  • how could you forget the LMS stuff .....

  • you say people are sad for going on facebook when you dedicate your sad little life bitching about absolute shit, get a chick and fuck off you fucking cunt

  • @snowdogg8 He gets money to bitch about stuff... can you say that?

  • @snowdogg8 so little you know about this guy lol

  • i just posted this on facebook... are you mad bro?

  • @Gonxp12

    lame fuck!!!!! haha go tell all your facebook world friends what u just saw here!! LOL

  • thats so damn true dude

  • you are just a cynical asshole hatin on everyone and everything....I love you. Bet you'll hate this comment too

  • The Definition of Random series is the highlight of my year.

  • MOOOOOOORE OF THAT SHOUD COME FROM YOU!!! I LIKE IT

  • and you know what sucks worse of all. you cant even call people out on the shit they do on facebook (everyone rob has said) because then your a "hater" or a "troll" or an "attention seeker" or for no reason your hated for having some small amount of wits and able to use your brains in a street smart situation

    damnigger

  • About 3:27 I couldn't agree more. Once, when this fatass ugly girl became single, she wrote on her status "WhY DoesNt he love Me anyMoAaArr??:(:("

  • and this is exactly why i dont use facebook.. EVER -_________-

  • wait hes talking bout fb status.... there is no other kinds of different status sooo doesnt tht mean he does status like those to??? they are all pretty much the same.... nd plus thts wat fb is kinda for rather than talking to relatives nd long distance friends nd its just to make it more fun

  • My douche bag theory: Nice guy tries asks hot girl out, gets turned down, douche bag asks her out nice guy sees this and becomes a douche bag in order to attract girls.

  • @Yashhh06 its a like a fucking virus

  • @Yashhh06

    The negative effects of being friendzoned...

  • Your laugh at 2:48 lol