I remember renting voyager and rewinding this one scene about 20 times ROFLing. It's right up there with Tom Paris' "I need to talk" with the witty Doctor reply "So I've noticed" in Threshold.
On TNG, cheese did not get taken to sickbay. Ever. Never FUCK EVER! Gorgonzola, brie, swiss, eat EVERY cheese you see! Just keep em away from the scrubs. But the next time you hear someone say stupid shit like "take the cheese to sickbay", grab your TV and headbutt the screen AGAIN and AGAIN, then go microwave your remote control!
"Only God could love Star Trek: Voyager" -- Stephen Colbert
@dashwarts *ring ring* hello? I HATE BOLONGAAAA!!!!!!! But seriously I am watching this series for the first time and this line completely blind-sided me!!! WITH CRIPPLING LAUGHTER!!!!! Don't listen to LRR1992, it's episode 15 off of season 1.
All I remember is the Voyager's computer was malfunctioning and the gel packs were looking nasty and no one knew why, but it just so happened that cheese was releasing microbes that were infecting the bio-mechanical computer systems.
Wow, funny finding this here. I was watching this show with my roommate. Right after this line I got up, turned off the television and told my roommate we were never watching that show again and if you disagreed he could get his own damn TV!
The cheese was causing problems with the gel packs around the ship, since the gel backs have biotic cells in them, the cheese had bacteria that was causing problems around the ship. That's why they brought it to sick bay, to analyze it...
Best out-of-context Star Trek line ever!
venusbrain 1 month ago
I never realized how concerned Neelix looks as the cheese is taken away.
It was probably just the genuine concern about how much longer these people were going to be writing this crap bleeding over into his acting.
thumbwarriordx 1 month ago 2
Don't worry they got the cheese into Cryostasis in time, i.e the fridge.
Uberdude25 3 months ago
Get the cheese to sickbay? That has to be one of the weirdest and funniest lines in Star Trek history!
Calriec 3 months ago
how often do you get to say that.
wcresponder 3 months ago
I remember renting voyager and rewinding this one scene about 20 times ROFLing. It's right up there with Tom Paris' "I need to talk" with the witty Doctor reply "So I've noticed" in Threshold.
Xellith 3 months ago
I LOVE THIS LINE!!!!!! me and my mate laughed so much! have to admit there was a few lines in this one that was a bit pants LOL
boyblueessex24 4 months ago
thats hilarious it was my favorite moment to! as soon as I saw it a few months ago it was my facebook status and everything xD
johnnydepphotas 4 months ago
This was a really cheesy clip...
justaguy12345 5 months ago
Dear God! I hope the cheese is okay.. I'm going to get a big Get Well card and I'd like all of you to sign it.
Panyc333 5 months ago 2
poor cheese :(
swiftwerewolf 6 months ago
I loved that one too
bluedrgnMethy 6 months ago
Don´t you just love it when people take vids out of context ^.^ :D
Ewokki 6 months ago
@Ewokki I shall say it now.
Welcome to the Internet. Enjoy your stay,may I take your goat?
MrGmodlol61 5 months ago 2
@Ewokki most people thought that was funny even if it was out of context i know i did
johnnydepphotas 4 months ago
The poor cheese. I hope it lived for Neelix's sake.
GabrielMajere 7 months ago 2
episode 15 learning curve
phoneunlisted 7 months ago
What episode is this from?
333143 8 months ago
And this is why i love voyager.
AzureAlight 9 months ago
Neelix: Don't worry Wensleydale, you're going to be just fine
BarneystudiozFilmz 9 months ago
On TNG, cheese did not get taken to sickbay. Ever. Never FUCK EVER! Gorgonzola, brie, swiss, eat EVERY cheese you see! Just keep em away from the scrubs. But the next time you hear someone say stupid shit like "take the cheese to sickbay", grab your TV and headbutt the screen AGAIN and AGAIN, then go microwave your remote control!
"Only God could love Star Trek: Voyager" -- Stephen Colbert
oilcan1000 10 months ago
@oilcan1000 yeah, but only mother of Stephen Colbert could love Stephen Colbert :P
StrangeTorbar 8 months ago
Who did Q turn into cheese? *wild guess*
leeham991 10 months ago 2
@leeham991 Nope. :)
INTPTT 8 months ago
Did the cheese die?
:(
starwarstrekkie 10 months ago
What episode is this?
supergreatsuper 11 months ago
6 people didn't get the cheese to sickbay in time.
rangerdanadventures 1 year ago 2
"I am the cheese! I am the best character on the show, I am better than the salami and the bologna combined!"
-A character from a fake show within a completely unrelated show
To make a valid trekkie comment, are they seeking out new life growing on that cheese? (I haven't watched this ep... yet)
dashwarts 1 year ago
@dashwarts *ring ring* hello? I HATE BOLONGAAAA!!!!!!! But seriously I am watching this series for the first time and this line completely blind-sided me!!! WITH CRIPPLING LAUGHTER!!!!! Don't listen to LRR1992, it's episode 15 off of season 1.
cquesada22 8 months ago
@IomatRoblox It's Season 1 Episode 16 - Learning Curve.
LRR1992 1 year ago
WHO TOOK MY CHEESE!?!!
silverhawkflash 1 year ago 4
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xGAARAxGIRLx 1 year ago
Aww... poor cheese! :(
EuroMIX2 1 year ago 2
LOL!!!! I think it would have been more funny if Tuvok said that.
ElizabethTurner101 1 year ago 16
Not to mention the ever-popular "Computer, deactivate iguana." XD
CrazyKitty789 1 year ago 6
what episode is this
IomatRoblox 1 year ago
@IomatRoblox I no its in season 1
ElizabethTurner101 1 year ago
lol what episode was this in???
sudoku2009 1 year ago
@sudoku2009
All I remember is the Voyager's computer was malfunctioning and the gel packs were looking nasty and no one knew why, but it just so happened that cheese was releasing microbes that were infecting the bio-mechanical computer systems.
kurisu7885 1 year ago
What is poor macaroni going to do without her lover?
DragonChild93 1 year ago 4
Man I lol'd at this part. Voyager cripple by CHEESE!! I can only imagine the number of jokes that this episode inspired.
Lizfan2 1 year ago 3
Wow, funny finding this here. I was watching this show with my roommate. Right after this line I got up, turned off the television and told my roommate we were never watching that show again and if you disagreed he could get his own damn TV!
PentiumPete 1 year ago
@PentiumPete Ironically, I was watching this with my roommate, and after this line I said "I love this show."
YamiChippy 1 year ago
Get wallace and gromit on voyager...
im sure wallace would say
"Cracking cheese eh Torres???"
neb1029 2 years ago 19
An amusing clip and the shortest in Trek history! :-D
Gaeilgeoir 2 years ago
Neelix: "Dont Cut the Cheese!!!"
BigDavey 2 years ago
OMG!! I remember that moment... SOO FUNNY!! Right up there with the time Tom turned Harry's holographic date into a cow! :D
TotallyDaisy 2 years ago
get that cheese checked out... it's looking a little blue :-)
Pejamusmaximus 2 years ago 2
Such a cheesy line.
Blackadder125 2 years ago 3
DON'T!!! THE CHEESE IS A LIE!!!
Yamibooze 2 years ago 2
you mean the cheese-cake?? ;)
itshelpa 2 years ago
Don't you understand, you can't destroy a gorgonzolla. I created it, it is REEAAL!
dagorlad3 2 years ago 2
The cheese was causing problems with the gel packs around the ship, since the gel backs have biotic cells in them, the cheese had bacteria that was causing problems around the ship. That's why they brought it to sick bay, to analyze it...
...I'm such a nerd....
Renzeko 2 years ago 4
yup lol
Menand1 2 years ago
concise recap!
spyro303 2 years ago
THEN WHO WAS CHEESE?
pinkorpurple432 2 years ago
Hehehe... Cheese... :)
leeham991 2 years ago 4
cheese why? WHY!!!!
MARSA90210 2 years ago
○_O
Wait... what??
Masterfoot 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
what episode is this from?
starhalliwell 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Voyager was a horrible thing
doctorfrog 2 years ago
Wow. Only on Voyager.
xalen100 2 years ago 2
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Guyect 2 years ago
Neelix looks so concerned for the cheese. XD
KizulEmeraldfire 2 years ago 4
Neelix: I wuv you cheese ='[
Zmaczimum 2 years ago 7
lol the Borg struggle to destroy voyager,
they should beam a massive lump of cheese.
Cheese more destructive than the borg
Doctor12222 2 years ago 10
this brings back such terrible memories, that was once said to me in real life.
always wear protection
thanqualhighseer 2 years ago
Which episode?
Aiwenil 3 years ago
learning cruve
Doctor12222 2 years ago
hahaha simple but brilliant!
Kanako13 3 years ago
I wonder how many times Roxanne Dawson had to say this line before she could do it without laughing? xD
ApostleOfBorg 3 years ago 8
get the cheese
Bleeep 3 years ago
get the cheese
nicktonic 3 years ago
HEY! Who moved the cheese??? XD
Jukesette 3 years ago
I prefure it, when Captain Kathryn Janeway say's it............
TroyGummy 3 years ago
This explains everything I ever wanted to know about the universe.....
TroyGummy 3 years ago 2
lol blona saying"get the cheese to sick bay" i almost fell off my chair laughing.....lol
kpgcatlover 3 years ago
i saw that the other day. lol.
jeffthecat001 3 years ago
I hear the doctor saying something like
"i'm a doctor not a cook."
rofl
KagomeMorino 3 years ago
Dont you worry cheese,your gonna be all right...
xDxDxDxDxDxD
iamingravedanger 3 years ago 5
LOL, Neelix comforting CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!
StarryJewel 3 years ago 58
I'm not going to ask.
Lowbudget2 3 years ago 6
OMG, did anyone else notice Neelix is like stroaking the container in the begging? Like he's sad to be loosing it... funniest moment, indeed!
caseyrox76 3 years ago 47
rofl
papahuge 3 years ago
Neelix is so funny!
Asperger1993 3 years ago
God save the cheese!
Taramriel 3 years ago 2
"the funniest star trek moment in history.
even better than the exploding head one.""
EXPLODING HEAD???
where is that episode??
SAMMYJS99 3 years ago
The Next Generation. i think season 1, the episode where those symbiote bug things were taking over people.
tigercubgurlie 2 years ago
Lol XD Save the cheese!
UmbreonClone 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
what episode is this from?
333143 3 years ago 3
It's dead, Jim.
Charmolution 3 years ago 8
He's like: Don't worry cheese, you'll be alright..
qweeny07 3 years ago 4
I remember this! lol
GlitchQueen 3 years ago
Ummm which episode is this?
Cakester1111 3 years ago
save the cheese!
KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ 3 years ago
lol, I can't believe you posted this...
Gaeilgeoir 3 years ago
God save the cheese!
MissCourtneyRoss 3 years ago
It's made even better by the fact that Neelix is stroking the container! Classic.
Alsmiff 3 years ago 10
LMAO. I never even noticed that before!
BL00DIEDHELL 3 years ago
LMAO! Save the cheese!
DanDoubleU 4 years ago 3
Reminds me of some guys I know whose every other word has something to do with cheese.
pryorj2011 4 years ago 4
CHEESE RULES!!!
TakeBackTheWorld 4 years ago 3
get the cheese you sick bay or perish
tyuru2 5 years ago 3
I love this clip! It had me in stitches when I watched the episode. Thanks for uploading it!
janewayite 5 years ago 3