CROC V. CHICKEN !!!!!

[xseeker339]

lol wtf

[TheNatth1]

fuck this shit.

[SuperGod4ever]

why you have no life ?

[kourkify]

nooooooooooooooo more dislikes then likes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eagalien]

2:53 .... Elmo when did you show up?

[DJXONE23]

HE MENT.... ANNOYING VIDEO GOOD COMMENTS!!!!!

[ktockly]

I love the idiots disliking the video, what the fuck did they expect?

[Paranormresearch]

I have to admit...I was laughing pretty hard at this.

[briggito]

Its like a puppy... nat!

[harry59070]

GOOD VIDEO ANNOYING COMMENTS 

[CommanderJugss]

why so much hate? i found it funny

[JaniceGhostHunter13]

In my natural habitat the chicken is deep fried.

[ZzagentsniperzZ]

dans a fuck tard

[Ruwshun]

just dropped in 2 fulfil the balance

[Tlk0071]

Ace Ventura

[Tlk0071]

Croc.....

[Robdee999]

How did I end up on this part of youtube ????  I started off watching batteries get thrown and fire and now I'm watching a crocodile eat....I'm going to make it out of the weird part of youtube back to civilization. I just don't know which way to go.....

[salmon1pwns]

@344Fordham He's serbian.

[zniv76]

@344Fordham U picku materinu !

[MisterHaxor911]

@344Fordham

Funny thing is, this wasn't filmed in USA. Dumbass.

[krayzai174]

@MisterHaxor911 the statement still applies, its a widely accepted fact throughout the world

[vctf1980]

how to kiss my ass !!! dick head

[stella87973]

have to agree with previous comment

[johnomcdonnell]

This would have to be the most stupidest, annoying dickhead in the world. Although, what else would you expext from a yank.

[NONSOS]

ANNOYYYYYYING

[18MarieKatie]

IF UR STUPID ENOUGH TO EVEN TEASE A CROC THEN U SHOULD REALLY PUT URSELF NEAR A CROC AND SEE HOW FAST THEY WILL TEAR U TO BITES THIS VIDEO SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN PUT UP AND THE DUDE REALLY WASNT FUNNY AT ALL!! I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS DUDE FOR REAL!!!

[oOZythonOo]

@18MarieKatie Grow up..

[SedeFkaLeiKoAPPPP]

me to



[WaterVidsHD]

this guy is actually funny

[asdfgoogle]

This was funnier before I put my headphones on....

[Sianuki]

@fanuafoot I hope you weren't talking about this guy, because he's Serbian. :/

[salmon1pwns]

@fanuafoot Ignorant you, he's serbian.

[SheltanHawthorne]

your a little chidish but was funny

[Icantfeeeeeelit]

"I can bungey in your water if I want to" cracked me up haha :D

[TheLinton8er]

I was annoyed by this, but found him genuinely funny!!!

[CorkPhop]

That mean. I thought at first they were moving it around to get the attention of the croc and make it think it was live food. But then they purposely pull it away teases it for a long time.

[gencer422]

Fuck your face and sound.

[av2sb]

lame



[rbjrpower401]

dude you are a tool! wtf, just shut up for a second when you record. or actually even one of those whack videos with shitty techno in the background would be better than you.

[enddover]

red eye OR dead eye?!:

[21sweatybetty]

hey mate i found this funny as anything. nice

[BuzzKila]

it took so much encouragement and forever to eat it and it was boring as hell to watch

[Tlekomma]

มึงเป็นเหี้ยไรว่ะ

[kustombo]

Stupid !

[tamu77095]

this is dog shit

[IGotHumor]

hello world this is Al Gore

[hyghyg123]

@MiDogawesh

[sasakoncar]

people need to lighten up lol

[xxTR3V0RCxx]

@sasakoncar AGREEEED :)

[XxMrSmily666]

well i dont even have to wacht it its ovious th chicken will win

[444455555shock]

@XxMrSmily666 

[gassymachine96]

@MiDogawesh, you try to make over 600 hilarious videos. and when you do please come tell me. until then, fuck you

[thekca333]

good crocodile :)

[Jackurila]

GAY IN NEED OF ATTENTION!

[Bumsi41]

fuck you Dan ! ;D

[lusticat]

oh the poor dead chicken suffered so hard in this disgusting procedure! *stuffing chicken wings into my mouth* yumyum - oh and i'm not a bit hypocrite!

[RapidWarrieZ]

i would laugh if the chicken came back to life and clawed ur eyes out

[MrNotoriousC]

fucking irritating

[jellytotsrockx]

THIS VIDEOS AMAZING WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MANY DISLIKES!!!!!

[klksplsor]

Fuck you.

Sincerely, All YouTube users.

[ScorpiusCentaurus]

I gave this video a like because your narration has pissed off (and continues to do so) so many people. ;-)

[tukane27]

kid video

[yacrackmeup]

if i was harry potter i would do the spell to put this dude inside the glass to be eatin

[Kirwina]

what a dumbass video

[Maximka1972]

good croc

[babylana70]

LOL! that was hilarious!

I thought they were gonna hold the chicken up so the crocodile can fly in the air for everyone to see its body

[meaux771]

fakyou

[MrHadelen]

fucking asshole

[zerroa23]

i have landed on the retarded part of youtube again... ugh...*facepalm*

[eggbertsmith]

What an unfunny and brutally annoying cunt. Does this tired schtick actually work? Tired and lacking originality on every level. Some K-Mart shoppers might be amused though. Aim high, eh?

[robRSVP]

i liked it without your comments and face.

[metaltrashification]

fuck you....!!!

[MegaWahas]

GoodxD

[angeldoxie1]

Lmao! "You gotta be faster than that ya lazy bastard!" oh god too funny. FAVORITED.

[Sianuki]

Lol everyone saying "fuck you" needs to chill and grow up. You don't even know this guy. And seriously, calling him a fag because he has a sense of humor? Do you even KNOW what a fag is? I <3 this guy, and often watch his videos with my family. Maybe it's your fault for searching something as stupid as "Croc V Chicken". What did you EXPECT? It's YOUTUBE. This guy is a famous, loved, and respected comedian. He's way more important than you'll ever be. Go search idiotic things on google. Good god.

[CognitiveNetwork]

@Sianuki Or maybe you should just check his profile and see whether he is 12 or younger (or someone that should be)?

[Sianuki]

@CognitiveNetwork You're kidding right? 1. Listen for 5 seconds to his voice. 2. on the FEATURED VIDEOS there's a picture of him. He's ATLEAST 18 obviously. He makes money for acting like a baffoon. I see you do it free of charge. Kudos to you.

[Ilovekebab1]

@Sianuki WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING TO WATCH A CHICKEN TAKE ON A CROC

[vctf1980]

@Sianuki suck my dick u and ur silly comment

[Sianuki]

@vctf1980 Grow up. :)

[bluewaffleisawful]

@Sianuki your a faggot no one wants to know this guy for the exact reason oyour god dam moron he just lies like a fkin faggot to get faggty views so he can piss people off and get money

[vatan1923]

biggest fag I ever seen on u tube

[Justin73569]

IBet The 2,274 People Who Liked This Are The Croc's&The 2,186 People Who Dislike This Are The Chicken's

[bh4005]

god you are stupid

[MrDan1hero]

Throw this twat to the crocodile !

[Longussss]

Sh!t this retard as soon as I saw his face. Q cagada de video

[Uberdah]

What a douche.

[mrspikeyboy79]

Lol soo funny nice vid buddy was that at wildlife world in sydney??? ;)

[binkybreezy1988]

Dude is annoying

[MrHoldenMcrotch]

@helsfury If you don't like him don't watch his videos and don't say anything, all you did was decrease everyone's respect for you and create more work for you, you don't have to say anything, just don't watch any of his videos. Is that okay uptight prick?

[jahudiforever]

stupid video from a stupid man !

[boagshoags]

A million views? Goddammm....

[arrowhamish13]

3 and a half minutes of my life wasted. Not even sure what I just watched...

[249user]

no no no danny! i'm ashamed of this 1. BORING

[HDDVDrip]

your gay

[TreeHead810]

lol just give the damn thing its food

[TheJaerff]

Replace the chicken with host's son (god forbid he was offered a chance to reproduce), being held on rope by a flock of giggling chickens, dipping and taunting a hungry pissed off croc... swimming baby cries out 'over here!!!!' ... 'Ohh hehegoobidoobap target attained!!'. I'm not vegan, n'or animal rights activist.. But you make me want to be both.. and for the sake of your DNA not infecting a future generation, Pro-Choice. Way to make me everything I never wanted to be.. butthole

[MrDrDavey]

@TheJaerff Um... he wasn't the one holding the rope that was tied to the chicken? It was the employees. Plus, what makes that different from what you eat when you go to KFC or some other place?

[dommovieman]

he is a ball sack

[MrDrDavey]

If he isn't funny, then why does he have so many views on his videos? Tards.

[Sexalize]

@MrDrDavey please go kill yourself

[MrDrDavey]

@Sexalize No. Rather not. How about you try it first? Then if you succeed, I'll reconsider.

[tamarisk81]

this guy seriesly has problems. someone please show him to the nearest physhactric unit please. (OH AND DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR STOP TALKING)

[scoubidou34]

stupid comments

[Piomamaster]

your not funny. 

[navyryan103]

this bloke is a twat!

[AllDayEveryDayXbox]

Poor Chicken :(

[dwelitz]

So, first, you ware a Toby wanna be, then kinda funny, then, not so much!

[iluvchoclate001]

@dwelitz this was 2010

[BiancaLoL1]

@ The zoo in VIC the don't attach a chicken to a fucking string, they keepers go in there with a tub of bloody meats like chicken and cow and put it right next to the croc.

[xHKxDEVASTATORx]

lol that croc sucks ass

[mazenghrz]

u should be shot in your mouth

[TheLeopardgeckoowner]

Fuck u

[Mr2Redeyes]

three min of my life wasted

[MiDogawesh]

fuck you and your stupid vocie

[SuperJumppower]

@MiDogawesh fuck u technically this is croc vs chicken but if its fake its ur fault for searching something so retarded.

this guy is actually funny and even if u think this was a waste of ur time, u spend more time pretending ur life matters

and go back to school

>.< Keyboard Warrior

[murdocsdeadsexy]

what's with all the hate?

[KillerGurl20]

JUST GIVE HIM THE FUCKIN' CHICKEN!

[MichaelBLuc]

I think you're on the right height on he balcony to jump off.

[therichm10]

what a fuckig anoying saptard!

[therichm10]

what a fuckig anoying saptard!

[therichm10]

what a fuckig anoying saptard!

[reaper19913]

when the chicken agreed to a bungee jump he didnt know it was this

[MultiShmed]

are you sure this is exactly how it happens in the wild?

[natjam12]

Danny your awesome, but I don't like the video

[Hamid9223]

dont play with that animals bebe ,its falige;) any way u besteme selv ;)

[Blondie99999999]

I love you Danny!



[JustAddTreesMN]

U suck.

[Steveeee09876543210]

I wish these 2 retards meet someday the crocodile in some lake and i hope crocodile,still remembers them.That whould be a video that i 'd like to watch.

[foamyfan211]

Way to use misleading thumbnails jackass.

[Muffinman3670]

@foamyfan211 oh wow like seeing a crocodile eat a chicken would have been an interesting video -_-

[foamyfan211]

@Muffinman3670 Bet you anything it's more interesting that this piss.

[foamyfan211]

Way to use misleading thumbnails jackass.

[gongsockfucker]

fuckin dork

[westworth327]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I know. what kind of lame, treatment is that to the gator??

[MTZforward12]

B the chicken

[froyboy4life]

That's mean, throw a live chicken in there. At least let him catch his food.

[bubiblengs]

you think you are beautefull ewwwww

[midnightdeathify]

think like a chicken...

[zibberebbiz]

I too watched Ace Ventura 1 and 2 many times in my youth.

[RaInBowVeEiNs]

Ive got 20 bucks on the chicken

Im a sucker for the underdog lol

[alexat602]

Lmao this guy had me dying In less than a minute. Welcome to the gradual report , where we gradually report! Haha

[rustyshafthammer]

"it doesnt want to be fed it wants to hunt"

[fatlipist]

i hate people like you

[helsfury]

@gradualreport , you sir are the most annoying fucking retard I have ever seen on Youtube.

All the cheesy Jim Carry wannabe garble and high pitched voices. Do yourself a favor and don't speak in any of your future videos.

[SuperJacobscott]

@helsfury I can see your not a lemon drop



[Muffinman3670]

@helsfury what the fuck is wrong with you

[Irishperson1267]

@helsfury go cry about it it's a dead chicken no one fucking cares

[iluvchoclate001]

@helsfury ok this was not his best but honestly? quit hating he actually is funny in other vids

[navyryan103]

@iluvchoclate001 i don't think so he is a twat with a camera!!! and that is all he is!!!

[leebay144]

@helsfury well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning now didn't they?

[BrokebackT9]

Here...let me just beat you with this chicken, then tease you, then talk like an obnoxious chipmunk, then let you eat the dead chicken while I make omnom noises like 12 year old.

[The2roccos]

jo er a, sand kane normaln leit mer auf da wöd?

[MichelXWilliam]

humans vs chicken. thats much more brutal

[bulls3yebad]

1930 people are vegetariën

[bulls3yebad]

we eat chicken too so except your a vegatarien

[TheBRYAN1582]

Ita a purse

[MajicReno]

look if u dont like it piss off because you are looking for animal cruelty that u wont find here on youtube

[TtimWh]

the dislikes are not becuase of the crocodile, or the chicken, but because raywilliamjohnson is a fuckwit

[terrencetjj69]

you should be on the string ,maybe you be history and wouldn't make these stupid video's

[joaomatheusoares1]

you dumbass

[baixinha0800]

Muito loco

[ACEOFTHUNDER666]

look dumbasses who disliked it...if u had even a fragment of brain you would know the chicken is dead

[thisisaspartensworld]

I hope the chicken died befor they feed it to them

[pspeas]

Thats how it works in the wild!! HAHAHAHAHA

[Jiggins5]

2:35



[contacoletiva]

lmao

[Hadou69]

why not a being human (this stupid guy) vs crocodile???