Jake and Amir: Eighty Cents

[bakedcreature]

LOL

[youcantspeak]

Now I remember why I subscribed to College Humor!!

[VaPor21Guns]

Wait you can rip american money just like that?

[Tannert2O]

@VaPor21Guns Yes, but obviously they won't accept the ripped money... You can tape the bills and trade them in at the bank, though.

[VaPor21Guns]

@Tannert2O Oh alright, In Australia ours is kinda laminated so to rip it you need scissors

[animetyrant12]

obama is everywhere in that place

[mrUMMbongo]

jke and amir isn't funny anymore!

[EmperorFishFinger]

Wow, Amir is really good at math.

[tommyguns1337]

Like my comment AND ILL BUTTF*CK YOU

[Gingiath]

@mccZerk hebrew is a language not a religeon Jews tend to know how to speak hebrew for religous reasons wow your smart thats commen knowledge

[ModernYeti]

@Gingiath common knowledge......btw

[Nabooruu]

I'm just gonna show up with a gun in black face



[SpartanK72]

Jake, Amir, Please let me do my homework

[DubstepsMyDrug]

barracks in the background, just chillin

[CalvinNemec]

when did amir learn to do math



[DecayingOne]

@CalvinNemec lol i was gna say that :P then i seen ur comment and i didnt want to be the type that says the same thing as the previous comment :S

[MrDarkMuscle]

I thought ripping money was illegal

[henkekk]

Amir's on top on his math this video

[DazmyneColeman]

Im just gonna show up with a gun and black mask :) ha.

[delivery52]

its funny because he actually IS jewish xD

[292929johnny]

Your Jew is showing

[djsrob]

And for this free show, a fare, a fare of twenty cents a head!

FUCKING GENIUS.

[DeclanRays]

Ronchard Van Vorn

[dcs290]

press 3 for BJ

[dcs290]

outate?

[levmailhere]

Is Amir jewish

[WestwoodRoadBike]

This reminds me of the spongebob episode when Mr. Krabs trys to get a penny out of spongebob :p

[westpointe3]

haha there are some people at my school like that. if you forget your lunch and borrow some money they will literally hunt you down until you give them money. good thing I keep a bunch of bahama quarters so I use those.

[scski14]

@westpointe3 cool story bro

[westpointe3]

@scski14 ikr, it's just like so important

[guitarb3ast7x]

@westpointe3 Cool story, bro.

[westpointe3]

@guitarb3ast7x you totally just copied that other dude.

[guitarb3ast7x]

@westpointe3 That was the point.

[westpointe3]

@guitarb3ast7x well, congrats

[guitarb3ast7x]

@westpointe3 Thank you.

[xpledgeturnprestigex]

lmao poor Pat. He's so skinny and helpless.

[kylerobinsonXD]

why is there a barack obama poster behind amir lol

[MissAjayG]

The dude at the end looks like Hugh Jackman...

[mikeycv1]

Wow, 80c!

In Australia an average bag of vending machine cookies is like $2.50 and you only get like ten or so

[Norocmorth]

@mikeycv1 ikr!!!

[moviemoviemadness]

@mikeycv1 damn thats expensive. except my school charges way to much!

[jackybowerful]

what a jew

[bimirl]

woah! 80/4=20! Amir did math!

[aztaffy]

hahahaha the beginning...

[superfunny1972]

you know it's illegal to tear money right?

[SkylarkVII]

@superfunny1972 There's always one person who comes out with that myth every time money is torn. It's not illegal to destroy something you own. Duh.

[93cian]

@SkylarkVII Yeah but you could artificially change the value of the dollar if you destroyed a lot of it in theory. It's still illegal in the US to deface currency because it's considered the property of the treasury. You own the money but not the notes.

[fruitypuffjr]

i have a friend who has actually split a dollar in half when we need 50 cents...

[SufiNabilShuhaimi]

FTW for life-sized Barack Obama poster!!!

[tukimintz]

Did he just..wtf?!!

[bieberbelieber19]

wait..so did amir steal pat's money and cookies or just the cookies

[rohannaik92]

@bieberbelieber19 both

[rohannaik92]

@rohannaik92 holy shit i just replied to a justin bieber fan.

[746c]

dan was about to show up with a gun in blackface lol

[theghillykidhacker]

that was a silent vid

[TheDarkStar9966]

Come on! Even Obama thought it was funny!

[chargersfan1111]

Its funny cause Amir's Jewish

[PreOptic]

Life-sized Obama poster FTW

[lukeiamyourfaja]

barack obama in the background

[6c685]

what a jew hahahaa

[shadowsgate0]

... did they make this vid purposely knowing that amir is a jew? ... just saying...

[aminfrared]

amir is  such a jew lol

[masteircheef]

@aminfrared how does a jew make his tea?

hebrews it

[746c]

@aminfrared he is a jew, an israeli jew. their all jews, except for one or two of the crew.

[aminfrared]

@746c i know he is a jew --__--

[MccZerk]

@aminfrared hes hebrew lawl

[Unsaled108]

@aminfrared He is Jewish in RL

[aminfrared]

@Unsaled108 ik he is.............. omg

[AAtripleB]

didn't Amir die in Bozo?

[SKULLKRUSH3R13]

obmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa power in the bck roumd

[Crosby4hyg]

i wish my doctors name was Ronchard Van Vorn...

[gome16]

i love how jake holds vinny's hand at 1:46

[sheckler489]

@gome16 lol and then vinny covers jakes hand

[supermido1995]

@gome16 Is Jake gay!??????

[multibrothersinarms]

Wait if that was a free show why would he charge 20 cents ????

[starkiller1289]

@multibrothersinarms To him it's free after you pay for it. He doesn't get the concept of free.

[machinamawatcher]

Just one more episode, one more episode, one more episode...

[JanPolska93]

Why is there a Fathead Obama in there?

[PureFunk13]

Awkward Obama is awkward.

[microkorger]

Ronchard Van Vorn written on the board... why does that sound familiar

[PLATZORE]

Did you know it's illegal to rip money?

[Tannert2O]

@PLATZORE No it isn't. All stores that accept cash also accept taped up bills. I've also seen government workers/officials rip money during demonstrations. The thin pieces of green paper are worth literally nothing.

[LillTwizzle]

did he just tan his face and leave the rest of his body?

[StAnIsLaVsKi101]

If Amir ripped a pound note, he would be guilty of defacing the Queen's property

[MCA5EY]

i know Sarahs down for Amir's offer ;)

[Snowflakeify98]

look at Obama chillin on the door

[ThatGiraffeKid]

Has anyone else wondered why Obama is on their door?

[LolifiedByMe]

@ThatGiraffeKid Cause it's the U.S. President?

[demonFanEv]

omg i skipped forward like 10 seconds accidentally and Amir was topless lol

[UberSanctuary]

Why is Barack Obama on the door?

[88segovia]

Anyone notice the obama life sized sticker on the door?

[789TheBeatles]

ive seen this so many times

[Jdogbez]

Amir always steals from pat lol

[MxOxRxRxIxS]

Fucking damn it! First time I skipped an ad that I wanted to see. If anyone else saw it and knew what it was please tell me. It looked like a horror movie. I think I saw blood and some bitch screaming.

[SuperGiraffeElephant]

oh crap... i have math, english, and science homework D:

[kountPHERLOCKula]

amir begging for 80 cents but he spends like 40 grand in every other episode lol

[chchigitycheckyoself]

if only pat knew....

[Rabbilo]

2.99 2.99 2.99 2.99....just throw three $1 in my mouth...and $hit 3 penny's back for you

[WeAreAirborne]

I love how Pat has *no* reaction to Amir being shirtless.

[mintyking1]

notice there is no 2:35

[ok2431]

Amir should use a hammer to break the 1 dollar into coin

[VioletDreamMusic]

"I'm just gonna show up with a gun and black face." - Priceless.

[m3talm0nst3r99]

Isn't Amir a Jew...

[MixSteven38]

2:34 longest so far/

[darkfish2]

@MixSteven38 its not 

[MixSteven38]

@darkfish2 ya. 3.13 longest SO FAR IVE SEEN

[skuxxkingify]

how did amir know 4 twenties are 80

[smallmak5]

at first when i saw the top comment was a reply i decided to find the original comment...now it happens so often i just ignor it and watch the video. its twice as funny as the comments anyways

[jacobwaffles]

Did anybody notice he measured one way, and cut the other?

[RKOStunner]

HEY GIMMME YO WALLET FOOL

[plt801echo]

@RKOStunner thats what he said good job.

[RKOStunner]

@plt801echo HEY GIMME YO WALLET FOOL

[tomfoolery58]

Ronchard Van Vorn M.D.

[069355]

such an idiot

[Purplegem12340]

What the hell is Hugh Jackman doing at College Humor?

[bilalha123]

What a Jew.

[jacobfowler10]

"im just going to show up with a gun in blackface" lol

[ericskowron]

@jacobfowler10 shut the fuck upppp

what are you 10 years old

[djsrob]

And for this free show, a fare of twenty cents. LOL

[sirluckduck]

how did amir do 80 divided by 4?

[kotaro169]

@sirluckduck he's jewish it's money

[guitarb3ast7x]

@kotaro169 HAHA. 

[THENEWJMONEY507]

@kotaro169 racist fuck

[kotaro169]

@THENEWJMONEY507 no that's the joke

[THENEWJMONEY507]

@kotaro169 ...

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

@sirluckduck 80 / 4 = 20

[sirluckduck]

@Hitlerwearsasnuggie amir struggles with like 3rd grade math lol

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

@sirluckduck Oh, right! Haha

[gamegod9000]

@sirluckduck

...20. :D

[Luiseota]

@sirluckduck how did amir know that 2 dimes is 20 cents?

[sirluckduck]

@Luiseota amir loves his money lol but other than that he can't do math for beans

[AlexJScherling]

@sirluckduck How did he know to rip 1/5 of the bill off?

[anotherhappyasianboy]

@sirluckduck and 20 divided by a dime is 2 dimes...

[Snowflakeify98]

@sirluckduck I know right

[TonyBtones]

@sirluckduck 20?

[BunyWithAGun]

@sirluckduck how did he know 20 dollars is more than 80 cents?

[leeph]

Oh yea thats less than 80 cents,

NO ITS NOT

[hotpinkfluffyJonas]

Creepin Obama in the background XD lol

[MtLionProductionz]

sometimes when im alone i pretend im a banana

[Pacman117productions]

@MtLionProductionz Who doesnt?

[wingsofmajesty]

holy shit, Amir can do math in this episode.

[BeigePotatoes]

Why do they even say peace anymore?! it's obvious that amir still won't leave.

[Justaddwater428]

Ronchard Van Vorn M.D.

[Marioinsydney]

O.K, it's 8:30pm and i've been watching Jake and Amir for 20 minutes and I've only done all my homework due until next Monday :(

[carl7lamoureux]

HAHAHAHA 1:46 jake holds the other dude's hand

[monkeyafg]

Amir is such a Jew.

[mdeanbaig]

20 cents and he'll BUTTFUCK me? That's a good deal.

[codenamecatsauce]

I FUCKING HATE REPLIES. STOP THUMBING UP REPLIES

[GetSqueaky]

I would butt fuck her regardless if she gave me the 20 cents or not!

[BassmanCDL]

Give me yo WALLET FOO!

[zombieman841]

Oh no, 20 dollar bill? That's LESS than 20 cents...OWAITNOITSNOT.

[ScottAdolph]

AMIR CAN DO MATH IN THIS VIDEO! LIES!!! LIES!!!! LALALALALALA I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING LALALALALALALA

[SinicalToaster]

Ronchard Van Vorn, M.D.

[Drbarrelroll369]

well it looks like amir can do simple math,,,look at that

[howisyourpotato]

wow amir actually figured out simple math!

[MsCheermommy]

Did any one notice obama on the door?

[MsCheermommy]

I had to sit through a pizza rolls ad. While eating pizza rolls.

[bootiesz]

Since when can Amir do math??

[DeFTRasTa]

It went from day to night in 1 scene

[handibikeproductions]

@DdSk0Z first of all it's an office idiot not a school. second of all most Americans aren't fat that's just a stereotype.

[nr1O29]

@handibikeproductions first of all, don't call people idiots. second of all he was referring to one of the top comments, and third, america, nei, USA, is the fattest country in the world.

[compuadam]

anyone notice jake holding the guy in the blue shirts hand at 1:45?

[DdSk0Z]

Haha, no wonder americans are fat if they sell fucking cookies at their schools :D:D

[Himhippo]

loll this is what happens when half th office are jews..

jks!

[silver7127]

Why does Amir know .80 divided by 4 is .20? And why does he know a dime is 10 cents?

[TannerWeinberg]

Amir...uh...yeah...

[SykoFretboard]

2:18 Any one else noticed that it looks like he pissed himself? Haha.

[mpnoname1]

amir would be a great loan shark

[GaaraOfTheDesert212]

Trying to watch a video.. from Keith Stone, and now Ice Cube, I don't drink beer. SO STOP WIT THE ADS! FUCK YOU KEITH AND ICE, FUCK YOU!

[TatyanaW13]

Ronchard Van Vorn M.D. .... What a coincidence...

[izzyqueens]

...Obama be creepin'

[cYsmix]

POOR PAT!

[Metrolife52]

lol my video stop when they all were looking at him

[TheZachius]

how did amir know that .80 \ 4 is .20 ?

[spoogeling]

>imply Jake and imir are a cute gay couple

>receive thumbs up from fangirls

[spoogeling]

@spoogeling *amir*

[superpie116]

thumbs up for obama cut out behind amir!!!!!

[MegaBearShit]

listen to dan at the beggining of the video heh

[roelran]

wait, you can you just the money in the U.S?

[SmileyUniverse]

OMG Amir ws right to intervene 01:46 Jake found a new lover :O !?

[boyoboyySH]

@SmileyUniverse wow haha