Danny Mendlow - Apocalypse... Now

[FirefightingEMS]

First off the cell theory is a theory, not a fact! The Lord Jesus Christ is real and everyone will be judged standing right in front of our father in heaven!!!!!! God Bless!!!

[MrsLeopardpool]

@FirefightingEMS Hey you know what else is a theory?? Gravity! :D I bet you don't believe in that either because it's a theory!

[bdk00]

@FirefightingEMS

Please tell me you're joking. If "The Lord Jesus Christ" is real, then I command him to come down to Earth and suck my dick. If he was willing to die for my sins, then surely he would be willing to provide me with a simple blowjob, no? By the way, he did not appear, and he certainly did not suck my dick.

[xxpeniskingxx]

@FirefightingEMS Do you know what the word theory means? Theory means "A set of principles on which the practice of an activity is based", not necessarily not a fact. Please don't say things unless you know what you're talking about.

[FirefightingEMS]

First off the cell theory is a theory, not a fact! The Lord Jesus Christ is real and everyone will be judged standing right in front of our father in heaven!!!!!! God Bless!!!

[waitwhatwasthat]

Is there a transcript? So I can tell what he's saying?

[theonewiththeface922]

6:42 = God.

[caemartin]

Well, the parts I could actually hear were funny...

[TheLyingProphet]

fucking funny as shit, holy mother of duck fuck

[Mulitfrog]

@EllOEllproductions In that case:

The holy texts of every known religion are incorrect and the one True God is actually the Cookie Monster.

- It's there, it must be true.

Go forth, and eat cookies my son.

[dallas2denton]

is this comment section where the atheists hang out and argue?

[XxThatOneKidxX]

Loved it man. Very entertaining, witty, and funny throughout, although the 4 horseman part did was a bit dry compared to the rest.

5/5 though. keep it up :)

[KurtisWSmith]

Aight I'll check it out, Savana says Hey, give us a call when you make it back into courtenay..

[KurtisWSmith]

Love the self introduction, Keeping it real lol

[KurtisWSmith]

Werd up Danny, The good Ol' Arnie I love it need to post the Arnie Rap " GET DOWN"

[DannyMendlow]

@KurtisWSmith It's on reverbnation com search 'toofartv' and you can download it for free

[BombDiggityBombBomb]

Not bad bro, your comedy is great, I'm surprised I haven't seen u on Comedy Central Presents

[cabbagebread]

watch?v=PMgNEFTWF7c before they take it down

[collegehumorrules]

He made me lol so hard.

[Cephied1]

Hey, that was awesome. 

Can you add some subs to the video?

[Lucky14970]

LOL, "CNN or Terminator 5." Fucking classy material!!

[faceless127]

Look at the fucking audience, not tot he sides!!!!

[xxpeniskingxx]

Time for some great Hitler sex.

[florisvalent91]

whoever this guy is hes a fucking living legend already

[xXNimbleXx]

This guy is so underrated. He deserves to be a headlining comedian, instead of fucking Dane Cook.

[DeckardPAIN]

@xXNimbleXx MANY comedians deserve that honor, yet are never going to get it. Dane Cook is the worst comedian on earth.

[bdk00]

@xXNimbleXx

My sentiments exactly. I mean, who gives a fuck who shit on the coats?

[xawesomex5]

@xXNimbleXx

This dude is fucking Dane Cook? Nice!

[N30K4L]

It was badass. Only wish I didn't have to crank that shit to eleven and put a stethoscope to the speaker just to hear his voice.

[juggernaut1990]

@N30K4L

crank that shit up to e-leveeeeeeeeeen!

[PenguinBoyProduction]

@N30K4L all the way to eleven? eleven you say, well thats much greater than ten.

[MaZe741]

why does he have a mic then if the audience is louder by far?

[Julio3094]

This is fucking hilarious

[Ericlikespi2]

I like turtles!

[g2601]

GOTTA LOVE CENSORSHIP

[yusefdoodie]

Barry manilow? LMFAO

[yusefdoodie]

Fuckin' Chasms.

Awesome stuff, Danny.