RANT!

[CarrotBoyification]

I LOVE FLUFFEE SO MUCH I JUST WANT TO KILL HIM AND THEN RAPE HIM!!!!!! lol jk NOT REALLY!!!

[MarauderGirlMoony]

When people walk in front of your car, lean out of your window, shout "20 points!" and accelerate slightly. Trust me, works every time. (Just you know, don't actually hit them)

[HashbrownVLOGS]

well i tryd

[puppyluvgh]

my friend is always telling me that ranting is bad for my health and will make me short

[jessiesmaingirl]

YUR SO CUTE <3 I LOVE YOUR VOICE

[doubleB745]

I.. Like your jacket Fluffee..

[morganslove4eva]

fluffee, you shouldn't feel this way. SOMEBODY TAKE CARE OF THIS SO FLUFFEE CAN MAKE FUNNY VIDEOS AGAIN!

[lunazulaivarsson]

LOL Well, I tried..

[MakinYouBad]

.youtube.com/watch?v=3HHNJ_LCR­4k

[bella1018able]

i love fluffee he is funny and relevant not to mention easy on the eyes :-)

[Mimibie]

I hate when people have intros to their videos that last more than 8 seconds.... Your ''hey, What's up?'' is nice and quick.

[10thnametried]

if you ranted any louder you might just be able to wake up some kittens in the middle of a cat nap. If you go to a hospital you can see how much people lose by when they are hit by a car - walking in the road is stupid, just like driving on the sidewalk. on your big package there is a big piss stain you might want to sort that out before waving it about for the ladies

[SuperplayerThe]

#1 I hate when ppl use dislikes jokes like 85 people sucks at basketball

#2and why people always hats justin bieber I don't get it if they hats him so much why go to his videos or say his name in the first place it's just a waste of time

[ramo1312]

The day this video was uploaded, June 22, is my birthday.

[Buddhaterrorist]

nooooo no no no no, my parents told me to never bend over....

[Vulpix70]

hellz ya it would ;D

[Midnightryder7]

LMAO

[GabbehSezHii]

So?!

You put a sexy thumbnail for all of your videos ;D

[TheGoodDevil7]

im pretty sure you are high right now

[dance994life]

You remind me of ashton kutcher...

[eatmyzelda]

Ha ha ha ha!!! "I can't pass you and choose the sidewalk."

[chickenman120]

lol i agree with everything this guy says but he just doesn't have the voice 2 rant lol dude i'm sorry he just sounds like he got out of bed

[IxnayOnT3hHombre]

wel you suck at basketball, pick it up and practice! lmfao

[Keepin1tReal1]

wow this shit is so under rated

[FredFan2961]

JAY WALKERS!!! 

[TheChrisBeatty]

Lol, Your funny Subscribed

[taleash]

well, i just tried. hahahahahahahhah :D

YOU SUCK AT BASKETBALL. PRACTICE!

[XeroTachihara]

One of the funniest rants eva!!!!!

[umyeahbtch]

i feel like getting my dick sucked.

(hint)

[mtndewfullflavor]

BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate that shit too... That made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... Random Quote...: People who eat rainbows shouldn't throw marmalade...

[SupperVids]

Haha i like your beanie haha

[Adamthebolt]

Nice! There's nothing I like better than some solid sarcasm. Well-played. Be sure to check out my channel too and subscribe it you like it! I am one of those guys that babbles about things I hate also. Later.

[Nelnac]

"bend over, pick it up, and put it in." thats what she said?

[dgirl53]

i hate wen people make videos just ranting about shit they hate lmao

[hockeyguy10101010]

get your own freaking show on comedy central !!

[bomb000diggety]

youre pretty :)

[Ziggy7800Pro]

GOOD RANT!!!!!! walk on the side walk and put trash in can or don't even try lol

[TheSubZeroJAM]

hahaha ur funny man i love ur videos...everybudy check out my channel

[ChuckMucklewashere]

Ur fuckin' awesome

[mihalisflow]

FLUFEE YOU FUCKIN ROCK!!!!

[MsDancingClown]

hahah =)

[johnnymfapplecore]

that ray william johnson cunt.

i hate him.

i hate pretty much all vloggers but fluffee. he's actually funny.

[smcSINema]

Nice ranting man, if you've got time, check out my featured video for something similar

[nibargerswife51482]

i feel u about the ppl walking on the street...ppl where i like don't know what the definition of a crosswalk is.

[thatalishaperson]

Yay! I loved this, throuroughly <--yay spelling, was entertained. HAHA.

[ugk771]

eh some ppl like walking on the street cause they think its funny lol.. no not funny :(

lol u hate ppl who rant about stuff they hate XD

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

Hey, FLuffeeTalks! I'll have to admit, you're one cool guy for being so famous on YouTube!

Why don't you come visit my channel sometime? :)

[jeremylinley]

wow thats so funny

[puffthemagicbison]

...nobody walks in the middle of the road. Its called Jaywalking and it's a fairly large fine.

[xxnike1134xx]

hhahahahahah run them over!

[JisatsuKing14]

Yeah!! Run em over! >=D

[kennflek]

shut up guy

[NicoleLW1992]

lmao :) i love the bit about the bin hahaha i agree with all of this LOL

[jazzzmyndc]

Dude oyu know what I hate? People who fight on youtube! Unless there is a serious reason for fighting then why bother? It only shows immaturity and lack of a hobby. and plus you guys more than likely don't even know each other so just calm down. I doubt FLuffee puts up videos just to see the fights they cause. Guys seriously cop on. And please don't send back an angry pointless reply coz I won't write back I'm just pointing out the obvious.

[SmexyGril518]

@jazzzmyndc I no right lyk dah shane dawson guy and who he hates fred ok i get you dont lyk him but he gets more fucking reviews and subscribers then you

[sdannunzio]

@jazzzmyndc i know right!!!! oh shit sorry i replyed!!!

[ladielike12]

@jazzzmyndc Preach!

[Ashleehutch16]

ddude i agree

[VeggieMeg16]

i love this. :L

[Seidaki]

I agree with you man. Nicely put. LOL

[CourtCourtChaos]

bend over, pick it up, and put it in.

lmfao

[DzordzSRB]

and wtf do u know about russia dobann?

[DOBANN13]

in Russia if the driver hits a person. it's the persons fault.

[xbodude]

if a train hits something its the cars or truck ect. fault

[oobligah]

cuz the train cant stop.

that makes complete sense

[BURNINATOR8]

Lol if anyone's dumb enough to get hit by a train then they deserve that shit.

[HoodMaster4]

I hate people that cuss me out, people who stupidily rant about themselfs, and people with stupid user names. Catch my drift FLuffee?

[JJHoser]

@HoodMaster4 I hate people who go on youtube videos to hate on the user. I also hate fags. Oh Yeah I really hate dick sucking men. Catch my drift hoodmaster?

[HoodMaster4]

Oh that insult has made me sad I'm going to leave YouTube forever! Hey Jack Ass I'm a ranter I rant! If you got a fucking problem with it then stay the fuck away or work on your insults, with some work you might make a real insult. Untile then stick to sucking up to people just to take a step forward jack ass bitch!

[BUTTERFIELDtv]

Wow I haven't heard the word jack ass scince i was 8, well thats about how old you are right? From how you sounded in your comments you seem emo. Do you cut yourself to dround out the memories of an adult who touched you in your private place as a toddler. So my point is go cry emo kid no one likes you GO AWAY!!!

[Erubus245]

dude we would get along haha

[billynicky2]

your wierd at some times but your awesome

[dolphynlulu]

This is the greatest video ever. xD

[algeeman]

after that last sentence, you should have said "i hate hypocrites too!"

[RhysRanting]

Lol, too true.

[MagicalWafflez]

I love how you have so many haters and yet none have no humor at all haha.

[16Dillin16]

nice

[Rubyred1025]

my so called friend sara,is a major slut she takes naked pics onn myspace to get a lot of views fans and shit,i hate her so much,not even id go that low

[lowaer]

in vegas if u hit a jwalker the jwalker gets the ticket

[Fugimotohara]

hahahahha lmao,,,i walk down the middle of the street,,,its fun/easier,,

[RantingHungarian]

Hahahaha, o fuck no.

[toxikkraain]

lmao I love you :)!!

[Nugslayer]

the piece of trash next to the trash can is a simple answer.

shaq was here and so was his accuracy

[pier456]

i hate it when you tell your friend or someone that the last piece of pie or what ever is yours and when you go and get it its gone and the person is like "ooo sorry man i totally forgot it was yours" -.-

[mini4bz]

ye ive been tricked by one of those before >:(

[DarkCarnivalJuggla]

nice "bulge" haha lol

[a102808]

heyy guys if you hate fred send me a message

[ChiickenShiit]

...or....better idea....Don't send a message because you need to grow up! Yeah, my idea's better

[traverofthedead]

put ur car in nutral rev the shit out of the engine??????lol..works every time ...might cause i asian...

[QuestionsInYoMouf]

lol it got me to view the video ; )

[Broc923]

Bend over,pick it up,and put it in,LOL am I the only one who noticed tht?

[bradz105]

no i notised it as well lol

[XMichelleXAGX]

LOL

[msdan38]

i hear you, there is an old lady who power walks ON THE HIGHWAY when there is a new trail going right alone the side of the highway. IS THIS WOMAN FRICKEN SUICIDAL

[insanekrazy]

i hate people who leave their shopping carts in or right beside the parking spaces. Go put it in the f*cking cart thing. It's there for a reason...

[itachigodofdeath]

thats messed up you cant skate on a side walk ir theirs only like two .their arent that many side walks in south carolina -_-

[TheF3ar3d]

Only in neighborhoods, which suck

[sirpc2]

what is a thumb tiddy`?

[MOTHERFUCKINGASSWIPE]

Hahahahaha xD

[sirpc2]

but what is it :D

[TheF3ar3d]

Say there's this video Titled: Lesbians Making Out - and the thumbnail pick is two girls kissing( The video is something entirely different) I know it's messed up :/

[sirpc2]

Oka tanks :D and year lot of videos is like that :D thx

[isvash]

lol  fluffys ballage

[LoganHimself]

Mexico's the same way but really when you think about it, the roads are for cars, not morbidly obese woman trying to win a game of chicken with my V8.

[DialonS]

Somewhere in spain, it's your your fault if you get ran over, and if the car gets damaged, you have to pay for it. That is kind of wrong. :P

[SelasLuap]

germany too

[limeyBoy15]

How else am I supposed to make my trash stick out from all the rest if he's in the can with all the other pieces of rubbish like some kind of trash peasent. Being on the floor gives my litter IDENTITY, see it's already gotten a video about it. Nothing unique about trash in a trash can.

[keyster7]

your a complete idiot,

[herewegotiara]

your bulge was lovely, lmao

[XDigdug45X]

77,788

[coolsavanna]

77,787 veiws

[KlavierDark]

OMFG 77,777 views

Lucky!

[jeajeff52]

the car part my friend does that this one time he was in the middle of the road and some one almost hit him so he started to swear and fingered them as they left then the guy stopped and my friend said watch were your going (what a retard, i mean he was in the middle of the rode telling the guy to watch were hes going. reatarded friend.)

[jonathan07y]

lmao ur rant videos are hilarious make more

[wldmkylvn]

The garbage in the garbage can comment reminds me of this chick at WalMart she approaches the little fucking stand they have for it and she throws the cigarette behind her. She was honest to God in arms length from the little stand thing. I flipped shit.

[LeviathAileron]

Hope you gave her hell my friend I hope you gave her some hell

[DeletedProgress]

lmao, got anymore?

[coolfurrie]

haha I do that. My back hurts & I'm too lazy to bend down because I sit all day in school.

[AthrunZala2329]

Lawl totally agree with the garbage part dude... Totally agree.

[stranger123100]

im one of those garbage people lol.

[PiaNJoa]

lol da garbage thingyyis true da whole thinq is terue and da end is so lolzz

[finalfantasylover2]

for a start your hilarious mate, get a show on TV...so long as its on in the UK aswell (aimed at FLuffee Talks)...you ever think that piece of garbage got blown over there? or fell out due to it being to big....people who dont think things through really anoy me aimed at pianjoa)

[knudbrynolf]

yes, that might have happend to but ive seen people just standing close to a garbage can and just pooring or dropping out their shit on the ground. that makes me a bit angry to.. its just unnecessary.

[lenaslife]

I LOVE the part about the garbage can!! It's SOOO true!

[ciriahcallen]

yay!!... i like the word yay... anyways you should yell then start swerving back and fowrth ... then when then people move like flip them off while you drive by.... i todally jump infront of your car so you'd feel bad take me to the hospital and i couldbe like 'I LOVE YOU FLUFFEE!!'

[itscurbe]

you know what pisses me off?  your R's

[3s3j3st3r]

WORKZ 3RYT1M3 LOL

[OneSickMick]

lol!

[Dildobong]

well.... i tried hahahha epic

[ADeWeHi]

I got stuck behind one of those street-walkers the other day. The girl looked at me, rolled her eyes and STARTED WALKING SLOWER!!!

[flumpxXx]

i want fluffee's hoody :DDD

[seniorsanders09]

ok... i just have to ask...how did u get the nickname fluffee?

[xbx7]

ur dumb you are not a true FLuffee fan

[seniorsanders09]

how the hell does that make me not a FLuffee fan??

[FLuffeesNewFan]

I wonder the same thing, and look at my username. jerk.

[konsco]

well you suck at basketball haha.

[OldSchoolRapATCQ]

0:53 - 1:15

I laughed like hell

I am also very familiar with it, since i've done it several times :) sorry FLuffee

[SWEET48BLONDE]

I so agree about the sidewalk thing. I have almost hit two people because they have been walking in the road at night time and I didnt seem them till I was right up on them. Thankfully I didnt hit them.

[assassinator64]

I hate J-walkers, and I hate bicyclists who ride on the road. I feel like ramming in to them every time!

[TimTheReaper]

well, fluffee, boobs > balls. just the way of life. and girls for the most part arent as horny as guys so they wouldn't go to your video for your bulge. however, as guys are horny 24/7, we'll look at boobs 24/7

[LeahGrenville]

lmao i hate when people make videos about shit they hat. ;P

[fr33tolive]

1:14 THATS WHAT SHE SAID XD

[asshole0093]

HAHAH!!!

[Mickeyman25]

lol

[TheTrueSamm]

ahahahahah!!!!

"bend over, pick it up, and put it in"

that just sounded madd wrong! XD

niice job.

Samm

[TimTheReaper]

rofl good point!!!

[reapersfriend44]

bend over, pick it up, and put it in

anyone else catch that?

1:12

[pivotprodutions]

72,000 watcher :D

[keys2themachine]

i'm that guy that says well i tried! lol

[danecooktz]

bend over pcik it up and shove it in lol think about it

[Lewisislame]

wow someone talking about something that makes them angry, how new!

[nhl367]

1:15 my favorite fluffe line ever

[hidee]

One morning whilst learning to drive I came across a guy in his pj's standing in the middle of the road scratching himself. I stopped the car and was like " now what?". But my driving instructor was as perplexed as I was. The guy noticed us and walked away eventually. In retrospect I should have honked the horn.

[Perrodue5]

Shove your car up their ass Fluffee. And after that come watch some of my vids. They're pretty funny bro.

[sunnydaze86]

i got hit by a car.

1-it was a red light

2-it was a hit and run

3-i dont remember that night

4-i know it was a red light bc a driver who actually stopped at the light told the cops.

[PersonalMacHelper]

rofl your hilarious

[puppywolf189]

I wish you were in europe

[rokinwriter92]

Did you know that in Las Vegas you can legally run j-walkers over and it's their fault even if they are killed

[xXDNsAngelXx]

i'm going there then! lol

(not really) XD

[Amthena]

Rotfl. I love you. ^.^

[puppywolf189]

That's sexual

[Amthena]

Indeed. ^.~

[DLeeTrois]

thats so true ma...its funny how chicks have the dumbest vids, but get a fuckload of hits cuz there all breasty...of ur jus sum joe buttfuck with dumb shit ur screwed

[superkagome]

"That wont get me more views"

It will ...

hehehe

XD

kidding! :P

love your videos ^_^

[loppieshizzle]

fluffee!!! wats ur real name?

[gunsnroses111111]

the world will never know :D

[holyshitshaley]

1:15 - 1:20

That's what she said :p

[wingeysk8r45]

fbcgcffgdsfdffffffvdg

[NeverEnoughBall]

you know North America has the only countries where the padestrian has the right of way?... some jackass steps into traffic in Japan he gets run the fuck over and you dont even gotta stop.... well maybe you'd have to stop but you had the right of way so they'd be getting the shit...

also in water it's the same deal... you dont see any SeaDoos cutting off oil tankers for a reason.

[Spaztasticness8]

I walk in the street instead of the sidewalk hahahaha

[rseradicatex]

Here in Canada it's called J-walking and if you hit someone doing that, there at fault if you hit them. :P

[brisamc]

dude hell yeah...i hate all those things too, except for the very last one, i like watching them when its someone funny

[Alluriah]

"...they`ll eventually run out of the way"...funny...that`s my dad`s motto.