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  • LALALALALA MONKEY JACKING OFF!

  • Oh sure its funny wen he does it but wen a do this in public I hav to go to court

  • Justin Biebers grandpa

  • Interesting technique he has there

  • i find this video hard to masturbate to...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! "Moran"??????HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA

  • his masturnating on justin biebers photo :P

  • Uhh...That's not a monkey, it's an ape

  • ThATs My MAN ehhehhehehhe :D:D

  • Ok, I'm watching porn, now~ O_o

  • its Orang Utan actually

  • he iz going to rape jooo

  • how can u laugh u dont know what hes thinking? mother fucker could be saying fuck u or sumthin.

  • so like us...

  • dis ma boy Hooga7 when I'm not home

  • I'm **sure** this guy **knows** that he's being funny, and he does this for a laugh, as it were....

  • I USED to masterbate then I took a arrow to the knee.... Jk.... I still masterbate.

  • SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME OF THIS ASIAN SONG

  • you know you sad when you wear a halloween costom to the zoo and a mokey jacks off you

  • olle yo te puedo enseñar a masturbar yo se muy bien

  • ITS EVOLUTION BABY!!!

  • Maybe he is depressed cause ur all watching him jerk off

  • Poor guy has nothing better to do xD

  • The music sounds like "monkey in the ass, monkey in the ass"

  • MJ!

  • It's an Orangutan!

  • FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

  • pff hes acting like a black man in prison

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  • i wonder how i got to "masturbating monkey"...

  • Omg the reflection of the skull on the t-shirt is in a very wierd spot. >.>

  • I watched the entire film hoping he would start pissin, I was like " come on piss!"

  • the song in the backround makes this so much better

  • time to delete my history...

  • Weird side of youtube again....

  • lolz

  • It must be weird to have a monkey looking at you while he jerks off..

  • Monkey see, Monkey FAP!

  • lmao that monkey picked him a woman in crowd and started spanking his lil monkey faster

  • hi obama !

  • CHEQUEN EN EL REFLEJO SI SE VE UNA CALAVERA , EN EL MINUTO 54 DEL LADO DERECHO

  • @maldonado220376 Es una camisa :P

  • CHEQUEN EN EL REFLEJO SI SE VE UNA CALAVERA

  • He looks so depressed

  • He's like yeah this life sucks, I guess ill just jerk off !

  • it kinda goes with the music

  • FOREVER ALONE

  • 0:58 he's like you know you want some bitches

  • the freaking music make the video much more freaking awesome.....

    can't stop laughing for freaking hours....

  • how did halo piano sheets brough me here ...

  • Yeah. That song makes me beat off too.

  • disgusting but funny lol

  • Acts just like the Negroid species. This monkey would fit right in a place like Detroit.

  • thats what i do when im bored 2

  • poor thing

  • monekey got a smet

  • Bitch stop laughing and give the poor thing a "hand"

  • There was a skool on the monkey

  • @ 1:14 he jerks off to the beat lol

  • he cant get enough maybe he needs his bitch back

  • can anyone see the reflection of death on the glass? prettty scary!

  • @hernan1206 i think it's the guy's T.shirt .. did you think about that? xD

  • I'm never going to the zoo again.

  • @1:04 MORANS! Nice spelling there bro.

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  • he tellin the viewers " suck my dick" for bein locked up. lmao

  • DIS TURNED MI ON AM SO FUKIN HORNEE RITE NOW CALL ME 07532495738

  • Type /repeat after the url address, you'll thank me later ;)

  • Es el día de la zurda!

  • Champagne shower!

  • I'm not gonna lie, I got here by searching for it!

  • hes probably fucking bored trapped in there. i know when the poer goes out i masturbate like 3 times a day lmao

  • who else skipped to the end to see if he finished...

  • The music makes it funnier.

  • The Awkward music in the background...

  • 0:53 anyone else see the skull?

  • @iRecordRandom yes me

  • he called us morons and yet he spelled morons "morans" 1:05

  • @meechydakid get a brain moran

  • @johnthemain i need a brain and you STILL can't spell "moron" even though I TOLD your dumb ass how to spell it... here you can borrow my brain...

  • @johnthemain We're Morons..??? nobody is asking "why the fuck there's a skull in there?" NOBODY CARES!

  • Did anybody else think the music in the background was saying "Monkey jacking off?"

  • Love the background music......

  • so you see... it's just natural behavior

  • wtf

    

  • wheres cesar?

  • omg loll

  • he's monkeying around !

  • do you see the skull?

  • "He looks sooo depressed" LMMFAO!!!

  • its just a lonely old man masturbating

  • sigh... weird part of youtube again.. and I'm really deep this time..

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  • been there done that

  • one more proof women are smarter than men lol

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  • @Trulala84 only you.

  • How do you jerk off with that horrable fuckin childrens voice choir singing in the background?

  • it's king louie from the jungle book

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  • how teh fuck did i get here lol

  • Looks like John Prescott .

  • typical african americans!

  • Exhibitionist orangutang...

  • @CasqueDuMacabre "orangutan" (it's not pronounced "tang" either) and they're not monkeys.

  • im in the weird part of youtube again.......

  • Goodevening.

  • I saw a skull reflection on the mirror lol.

  • im sooo done lmafooo....i cant believe i just was watching a monkey jacking off

  • MOM !!! THE INTERNET IS WEIRD AGAIN !

  • so thats why we have opposable thumbs

  • the soundtrack of my life

  • @Hetsalcoatl :)

  • @SukiIVChan :)

  • Exhibitionist!

  • o_o

  • LOL

  • Why is it okay to watch monkeys jerk off on youtube but as soon as someone tries to upload a human boob it's all PANDEMONIUM!!!

  • Why am I here?

  • im in the weird part of youtube again......

  • any one see the skull that popeed out at 0:55

  • pinche mono

  • anyone heard that lady moaning at 1.24 ??

  • anyone heard that lady moarning at 1.24 ??

  • now i've got to delete my history.

  • What do you do when you're depressed??

  • Monkey jacking off?!?

  • OMG HE'S A LEFTY!!! How awsome is that

  • its the new michael jackson

  • I think that from 0:37 the monkey was trying to say for 1 minute "get off ... I am c(u)mming,you freaks !!! " =))))

  • "take this .. you crazy freaks!" :)))

  • Admit it, you enjoyed filming this!

  • Story of my life

  • he cant get any ._.

  • i hope he wasnt jerking off to u because when the apes rise that one is gonna find u lol.

  • Forever Alone

  • HAHAHAHA OMG THE SONG!! 

  • why am i watching a monkey jackin off!?!

  • @ihaveaverybadcold Because you needed something to jack off too...

  • Hahahahhahaha

  • HOLY SHIT, I'VE BEEN TO THIS THEME PARK BEFORE... O.O

  • hah it's like a black man in prison

  • @psychomange originality goes a long way. and this didnt.

  • @goo5976 QQ someone's a nigger

  • When it stands up... Harlious!

  • hahahahahhahahhaha XDDD what the fuck?! XD

  • He has no shame

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I dont know how i got here, but that shit was funny as hell!!!!!!

  • lol on wild boys with steve o there was a monkey doing the same thing on top of their car, just imagine this just with the jackass crew lol

  • It's ok people this is not a monkey masturbating. It's an ape.

  • it would have been funny if he came on the window

  • God bless you! 

  • how did i get here from watching dragonball z videos?

  • PRO!

  • Looks like that ape is an exhibitionist.

  • See its alright for monkeys but if we did it in public we would be arrested

  • the music combined with the masturbation makes this video AWESOME!!!!

  • brings a whole new meaning to spanking the monkey :d

  • Fuckin hell, he looks like my grandfather. I am african american, Imfao.

  • that monkey saw a hot chick

  • i was watching smosh then it lead to this

  • What a wanker

  • if i was a monkey id do that to good on him

  • what the hell

  • haha LOL!!

    but the music on the background makes it al!!!

  • I'm in that weird part of youtube again...

  • ahahah exibizionist monkey

  • Bad monkey...STOP WANKING

  • ajjhajhajhajhajhahahaajjhaajha­jha pinche pendejada hahahhanjha

  • es ricardo con un disfraz!!! jajajaja

  • what´s the name of the song?4 realXD

  • frigging koreans

  • THIS GAVE ME A BONER!

  • lovely music :P

  • i think he was dancing with the music and pretend to be a guitarist lol

  • HOW THE FUCK DID I GET TO THIS VIDEO?

  • Its not a monkey. Its a female. It isnt masturbating

  • any doubt we descend from monkeys?

  • didnt cum.