First!

[MysticGoku]

First.

[windmonkey95]

first

[FF4l1e]

I think the insightfull comments stopped after he FIRST!!! drunk bud light :D

[6flakes]

5st

[callofdutybeast1030]

Last

[occultdestroyer]

Why the fuck are you wearing a fucking jacket, motherfucker?

[MrRanting]

6,278th!

[GavinMF77]

page 13th!

[8krlx8]

Almost last.

[supersentiger]

ain't no one care 'bout my role in the posting hierarchy, but I think it would be in everyone's interest anyway to know that I am not the first poster.

[TheCamiCono]

First!...Wait, nevermind...

[AKGHOSTIE]

first

[ImBlueExcel]

lol

[harrassinghank]

last



[OrkTv]

There's nothing wrong with being first, but saying you are makes you a dick.

[MrReborn56]

pyro sent me

[JamieAIDS]

i'm the "HERE COME THE FRAGS FUCKHEADS" poster

[tsubasanakagawa]

second

[MaxwelltheWalrus]

This man sparked the FIRST revolution...... 6259

[wtl1964]

i scrolled down to the first comments and there all marked for spam

[wtl1964]

thumbs up if you got here by typeing first in all caps

[TobbesTV]

First...

[78AdrianSmith]

six thousand, two hundred and fifty fifth !

[sgtslayer92]

@arkham77 Sucks to be second right? You thought after 4 years nobody would notice. Well I did and everybody that sees this comment will know that you were second.

[sfakasswannabe]

last

[dejonal]

1,239 people wasn't FIRST!!!

[Augurk6]

@dejonal, only 1 person was. your not a very bright person...

[dejonal]

@Augurk6 I think you meant to say "You're not a very bright person" and yes I'm very bright due to my Creole' heritage. I get mistaken for a white guy all the time

[Augurk6]

@dejonal, sorry. i'm dutch :p

[danie2332123]

FIRST! 

[SenadND]

@torx82 torx82... GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[Ginerrva72]

You remind me so much of Ian Hecox!

[tomroxudont2]

Came here from Kongregate.

[YungEbonyqx810]

hihi frisky and outgoing girl who wants to have fun

[ObsidianSnowNG]

1237 people didn't manage to comment first

[tonyrios44]

1,023,259th even better

[unsafe1413]

FIRST on stupidity...

[MrSniperpwnage]

im going to post this link as the first comment on some video

[cymagen]

last

[TehGingersaurus]

Six thousand two hundred forty-second.

[thndrking4]

Last!!!!!

[manglus93]

@arkham77 congratulations!

[AveryDeedeexm700]

ehm i will help you to feel like you are in heaven

[Hero2many]

On ajc.com/sports......faggot ass sports journalists actually support "first" posters. I hate them so much.

[Owen4004]

not first

[hybrid124]

SECOND!! silver for me

[0IIIIII]

6,227th!

[woozleification]

6226TH! BITCHES!

[D1D1P]

FIRST

[TheRealFreeman1]

Last, and first to get laid.

[TheMUBros]

first

[zaktan744]

HHAHAHAHAH No im last!!!! HAHHAHA

[Ron4ldinho59]

First :D

[17kharis]

So hes the one always FIRST?!!! OK PAL I CHALLENGE U!!

[tat7tyler1]

NO IM LAST MOTHAFUCKA!!!!BRE!!!

[wokeupthismorning100]

LAST U BITCHES! LAST!

[Readsville]

first!

[D1D1P]

6,211th

[INCodiac]

I don't get all this first stuff...

I mean... you don't write "First" on the abdomen of your girlfriend if you're the first one who had sex with her, or do you?

[coolman5242]

@INCodiac u mad?

[faker11111]

6,028th!

[killzone10]

"Without a first post, there wouldn't be a second post."

Damn that's some deep shit right there.

[CammySkyebi89]

ey i am rich now

[wowrulz392]

@mirateck I scrolled through 4 years, YEARS, of comments, which is 621 pages, just to see the first comment say first. Yet you write "seventh!"!?!?!?!? WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP HUMAN BEING ARE YOU??!!?!?!?!

[roflolify]

@wowrulz392 actually the first comment says, "first on the first" -torx82. @mirateck's comment was actually 8th. Don't believe me?? Copy the following link muthafucka: /all_comments?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU&pa­ge=13

You didn't even have to scroll through all of those pages, you literally have to click "view all comments" then its the 13th page. If there are 100+ pages than just guess and check by plugging in the final number of the URL. It took me 1 minute to find the first comment.

[Guerrillablackdog]

@wowrulz392 There are definitely NOT 621 pages of comments. There are 13...

-______-

[wowrulz392]

@Guerrillablackdog There are when you scroll through the pages from the video and not the "View all comments" option. Use some common sense next time. Thanks.

[vCamPaneLLAx]

@wowrulz392 You just scrolled through 621 pages instead of 4. I think you're the one who needs some common sense. Retard.

[wowrulz392]

@vCamPaneLLAx How sad.  Even after clicking the "View all Comments" button, there are still more than four pages. So sad to even imagine what the future with people like you will be like for us. "I think you're the one who needs some common sense. Retard."

[vCamPaneLLAx]

@wowrulz392 I like how you keep humiliating yourself, comment after comment.

Here's a little help.

- Click "View all comments". That's 1 page.

- Go to page 7. That's 2.

- Go to page 10. That's 3.

- Go to page 13 which is the last one, where the first comment of this video is, that will be the fourth page, for a total of, fucking retard, 4 pages! Now... after all that, back to school, kiddo.

[wowrulz392]

@vCamPaneLLAx Excuse me. That's not how I count the pages. I count them after WHAT NUMBER it says it is. Nice try. Thanks though.

[vCamPaneLLAx]

@wowrulz392 Yeah, but to get to the last page, you don't have to go through them all, fucking moron. Are you going to keep humliating yourself with your stupid responses or are you gonna stop right there? My advice is to just kill yourself for how stupid you are.

[wowrulz392]

@vCamPaneLLAx Sorry, but me being right doesn't make me a fucking moron. So thanks for trying, again. Oh and btw, if somone gets "humiliated" by posting comments, that person must have serious issues. "My advice is to just kill yourself for how stupid you are."

[alexox346]

one million eighteen thousand six hundred fourty FIRST to see this

[showingpig01]

SIXTHOUSAND TWO HUNDERD AND ****FIRST**** YOU BITCHES

[m4killa97]

1,018,470 FIRST BITCHES !!

[Azussess]

FIRRRRST

[Anton338]

first

[90talisten]

so this is where it all began?

[STRING3R]

I still can't believe this fucking fad is still going.

[saudibint]

the birth of trolls 

[FirstAtEverything]

Dammit! I'm to late!

[ProductofTutorials]

6193 First

[Megastar8271]

@arkham77 DARN!

[514232415]

6,19FIRST!

[Replayer101]

1017858!

[bigtimerz77]

6188th



[YoukipsD]

lol, guess what the first comment of this video says? first! haha.

[Comando96]

Assssssssssssssssssssssssshole­.

[showingpig01]

dude..... i just got first on like 20 different you tube videos.... im pretty much awesome

[Anon371]

6185th!

[electrobassrock]

By way of MuchoSucko/ FIRST

[showingpig01]

Last

[m4rvman07]

first

[FanBoyWTF]

thumbs up if u got here by searching first

[RocketGuy3]

I normally hate this kind of post on youtube, but... 1,231 people wanted to post first. That works, right?

[nightshade2223]

last!

[magnacarta078]

ONE MILLION SEVENTEENTHOUSAND NINETYFIFTH !!!!!

[Shirdel7221]

Six Thousand, One Hundred and Seventy Sixth!

Beat that.

Oh wait, you can't, because you can't get lower then me on this video!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLTROLOLOLOLOLO­L

*does something practical*

[BojaDrawing]

first!



[adam12boy]

FIRST!

[MrPlaystationboy]

ok lets se if there is any comments for my new videoc :ok ,FIRST , ,FIRST

,FIRST ,secound,

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

1,016,600th

[death6998]

@Ornsack Why is this guy saying great spam? god you guys are fucking retarded

[SNIPERKING83]

6168th

[TheRealMvRouC12]

FIRST BITCHES!

[BadColorEntertainmen]

first™

[TheRealAditya]

not 1rd...feelsbadman

[1Coolpersonable]

who typed in FIRST on the youtube search bar lol

[TheAmazo1]

This bum isn't serious, fooled me.

He sounds and looks like a douch.

I guess he just sounds and looks like a douch.

So y'all girl calm down.

[D1D1P]

FIRST

[TheAmazo1]

You're a fucking idiot and should've been the "first" person in your family to die.

Get a job you bum

[turc1656]

@TheAmazo1

you do realize this is satire, right?

[brammatie2]

@TheAmazo1 lool you think it's real?

[NoGripRacingGTR2]

@TheAmazo1 wow you actually thought this was real?

[SNIPERKING83]

@TheAmazo1 ha you actually think it's real

[Kouta13]

6,157th

[TBNPProductions]

1,015,435th!!!

[Deltateam210]

first.

[mastermizbot]

SIX THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY

[kearney678able]

last!

[GameBuilder15]

I love how he's wearing a heavy coat inside.

[kevinvh7]

@arkham77 You deserve the most pie in the world.

[TheBellisk]

last

[SFpro2009]

SIX THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY SEVENTH!

[rous8198]

How does one set themselves apart from the first six thousand one hundred fourty six posters? SIX THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED FOURTY SIXTH!

[skaterdude902]

one million fourteen thousand eight hundred sixteen

[selfmade9991]

I want to dedicate this comment to arkham77 who originally posted the first

'FIRST' comment on this video. You rock.

[anigamii]

SIX THOSAND ,ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THIRD !

[destructiondragon360]

SIX THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY SECOND!

[00000000000000o0]

ta qifsha nanen

[snowknife123]

first



[rockinrange3]

FIRST!!!!

[MrObame]

6.140th!

[Deliciousfruit233]

6,139th!

[MegaGeek325]

Fist

[SuperRoostie]

i have a video you can comment 2nd on, if u want, it'd mean alot to me if u did, it's really funny, type in SuperRoostie or Pimps and Hookers, and u find a really funy Barbie video that me and my friends made,trust me,it's funny,

[ninjaman996]

FIRST



[RyouuichiKun15]

this is the best video i've seen in my life

[BatmenInBlack]

LAST!

[bigslow20]

u have inspired me.

[snowknife123]

first

[Gigidabaddest]

lmao

[mattmckillip44]

FIRST!!!



[NJniickNJ]

Last.

[Zero6758]

Turrrtullz!!

last! ohhhh yeahhhh!

[ThePokefreak27]

1012870 Didnt Post First.

[eddieonofre]

so who did post first to this video?

[Rac6699]

6,121 assholes!!!!

[ChatmakGames]

all I'll say... is that you're wrong.

[Kiza123123]

The comments are so original

[RKOHBK457]

6,119th, BITcH!!!

[iRaceAllDay]

6,117th

[ToniSkit]

if you were pro you would have ¨first¨ as one key...eg. you press 1 and first is written

[killeraddiction]

I love how people take this video seriously.

[tonyslurp664]

1,010,845th!!!!!!



[ENAziiz]

second

[Rick132500]

first

[ChildrenofAmory]

@Rick132500 Holy crap! No one has done that yet! Bravo!

[xyro16]

6110th

[TayzyyProductions]

1,010,649th :)

[Ericicebreath]

I've seen puffyjacket45...

[AkiraKinamia]

106th! This is for ( real )

[FoundationsofPause]

make a video about when you get 2nd but write 1st. I've seen you lose a few.

[shethead6]

FIRST

[CamiloSanchez1979]

Oh this guy is hilarious, great post.

[Viktir666]

I HATE these "first" morons who have achieved nothing better in life. I wish they would die in an accident. That's how bad I hate people with a low IQ. They're adding nothing constructive to the world. Before I leave this comment section I will show you assholes how to be helpful to the world: Don't smoke cigarettes, don't drink fluoridated water, don't let your dentist give you mercury filled amalgams, don't rape women, don't kill people for no reason, don't steal from innocents, don't be dumb.

[BRADvsBR4D]

When the 40 oz. came out...I laughed so hard.

[Alphanumeric69]

LAST