Captain Kirk: Space Rapist (Star Trek Spoof)

[NickMueh]

I heard this once, straight from one of the original actors. When they were coming up with items to label under star trek was condoms for virgins with the slogan to boldly go where no man has gone before on the package :P

[jkc588]

Would like to hear Shatner say pussy pounder haha

[MGottiJ]

"Look it's not going to suck itself."

[vassephardi]

Look at Kirk in the interview:

He has tits. All pointy.

Why does Captain Kirk have tits?

[oliejg21]

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[SaraCufer]

"I have superiors?" so Kirk-like.

[HitmanAssassin11]

Oops I thought sex was how we greet on Earth.

[ExploringReal]

the computer's voice is so calming.... 

[seniffx]

with warp drives, the federation is unable to leave our galaxy, so there could not be accounts of rape beyond the milky way,... someone with trans warp is setting Kirk up!

[Voltairean]

hahaha, I loved it! Genius work!

[jblcn1042]

"Why can't you just tell them that's how we say hello? "

[silverchill1]

i bet this was the same questions and answer's at bill clintons interigation

roflcopter

[lcmorgan1221]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't want the whole ship to know I got a rotten dick!

[50bento]

yeah lol love it!!!

[CounterNerd]

There are girls on this planet who people should have said "hello" to

[2012Gojira]

Too funny.

And I'm a Trekkie too.

[stefkorn06]

MASTER PUSSY POUNDER!!!!!!!!!

[75hilmar]

Jack off HAHA

[aplethoraodirigibles]

I'm a Trekie and I thought it was fairly funny.

Of Corse, I'm fairly crude.

[FourChanJunkie]

You ought to be ashamed of yourself for this shit. I thought this bullshit was limited to only one video, but no. A WHOLE VIDEO about this, as a JOKE. Are you kidding me?

[Shadowlooker12]

That's hilarious all the way through.

[bigfabe12]

you sure that wasnt cries for help? 0___________0

[ikemkrueger]

You're the joker. Sorry. Can't help it. :S

[robstarsuns13]

its not gonna suck itself

[quickestwhiteboy]

lolllllllll

[beloit22]

Retarded!

[BeyondBlissful]

LMAO at the the ending

[akatsukiawsomness]

Wheres Spok D;

[OculusDraconis]

nice moobs :D

[Bleu098]

@OculusDraconis omg that cracked me up LMFAOOO

i noticed too haha

[OculusDraconis]

@Bleu098 lmaoo theyre gross

[brawlmaster7]

i don't want the whole ship to know i got a rotten dick lmao

[Nani101]

A little slow, but fun nonetheless.

[MIZZBIEBER54]

this video iz so funny

[shiftdrive81]

nice

[happentodie]

very ,very funny...."WE DONT PAY YOU TO THINK" kids a genius

[GoW0000]

Shhhhh, I don't want the whole ship knowing I got a rotten dick!

[2006scottw]

i guarantee you that guys still a virgin

[sparky99945]

Love it ;D

[LukeLovesRose]

Still hilarious!

[Playinbass247]

master pussy pounder haha

[pieries]

"i have superiors?" lol

[raveonaether]

lmao!!

"you shut your fucking mouth!!"

"the beam-er-upper thingy!" lol

great job!!

[Kaweebo]

"James T. Kirk, Captain of the Millennium- of the USS. Enterprise."

[Yourangrywife1]

Never watched star treck but i totaly imagenation kirk to be like that lol

[TheSalawag]

Some of your best work, man! Not being a Trekkie, I know very little about Kirk. This was very informative.

[paperbags17]

That's how we say hello.

LMAO

[pieries]

@paperbags17 thats what we've been doing!!!

[luccaskunk]

there were only two women Kirk actually made out with on the show... both of them were human...

[Bobisthecoolestdude]

I love you.

[u2beisabitch]

HA!!!

[iliekwaffles]

"Captuhn Kurk! Captuhn Kurk! Captuhn Kurk! Captuhn Kurk!"

"What is it Jackoff?"

[RanDumbAct]

She gave me a distinct nod lmao! We have similiar humor and it's awesome!

[MsGeekchick]

im a hardcore trekkie... but...

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

[PenOuttaINK]

not your best but its still fucking funny

[ZXtales23]

Master pussy pounder?? :)) Now thats just wrong.

[MLGCODSTER24]

Jack off, it's Chekof, what ever haha

[braice43]

Genius Chekov there! More of him! ^^

[MezmerizexLonewolf]

"Did you ever take those moans to be cries for help" lol

[hossrex]

Slow and strained.

[Larac780]

The upward and downward movement of a beings head does not mean engage in intercourse. Kirk: Since WHEN? LMAO

[kalibos]

DAMN IT, JIM, where'd you go sticking your little pecker into now? Good god man!

Fucking best line ever

[dlegend92]

almost said millenium falcon haha

[elyu]

I wonder what the female aliens he banged looks like. I guess they look like the relatives of Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars.

[sorry8140]

you did it just too well

[poeticink]

haha he has man tits. haha when he's defending himself and moving around, they bounce like its a sport!

[MGSBigBoss1964]

nice vids i would never think of stuff this funny lol

[iDraw3G]

He looks like Perez Hilton

[Kaweebo]

It's not gonna suck itself.

[deadlywon]

that was my point....

[XeonProductions]

It's not like you guys come with an instruction manual

[goodgodzilla]

Madness Raul! Love it, couldn't take my eyes of the moobs! Very funny.

[killtroy811]

So what are you doing later??? Other than me? LMFAO...Its not harrassment, im gonna use this back home for the next week. and thurgulan thorn WTF?!?! LMFAO! Your portrayl of capt kirk reminds me of my friend Dan, not with the rape part though, just the hitting on every fukable thing in sight and being a master pussy pounder. Keep up the great vids.

[elyu]

Must be an oozy mess trying to find which hole he wants to insert his penis into.

[jakemealue]

it most definitely is Tyberius, i JUST finished the movie again. But in the movie when the police officer asks for Kirks name as a kid, it does sound like he says Cyberius, so dont be fooled. everybody listen to Kylarsk :)

[deadlywon]

plus itd be hard to understand why they call him James T. Kirk in the movie if his middle name is cyberius

[CaptianPurple333]

that was great!!!!!!!

[EmiRasta]

I love you! I dont think you read all the comments but I LOVE you!

[livingdeadclairabel]

I think I might have a crush on you. You're very funny!

[NumNumHead]

DO I SEE MAN BOOBS ????

[Richardohyeah]

@NumNumHead yes

[Skipperchris]

its not gunna suck itself lmao amazing

[ChristianNYC]

That was fucking HILARIOUS!!!!

[LukeLovesRose]

I think your videos are BETTER than the movies you're poking fun at. Honestly. They may be comedies, but I'm more inclined to watch your videos more often than the movies you're spoofing. lol. Great job, Raul. I also swear this has better writing than this new Star Trek POS.

[FaceCroissant]

HAHAHA CYBERIUS

[TheCancler]

His middle name is Cyberius not T

[kylarsk]

@TheCancler - it's T for Tiberius, doofus

[TheCancler]

Sorry im not a Trek nerd =P

[hazrover]

"It's not like you guys come with an instruction manual!" XD

[1weirdgurl]

Master P*ssy pounder lmao...

[Sumatron100]

you are now being of rape, LOL! HAHAHAHAHA funny!!

[Modest167]

lol

"Chekov, you shut your fucking mouth. We don't pay you to think; we pay you to press shiny little buttons and talk in your funny little accent. So why don't you do your job"

XD

[cobolt13]

he sounds like big brother

[Dhruv1223]

"Captain cook! Captain cook! Captain cook!

What is it jackoff???

Chekov

Chekov, whatever.

youve been hailed by the command, they request that you meet with the superiors immediately

I have superiors???!!"

LMAO

[Chatterton18]

lmao

[FishbowlPhenom]

The crazy-long length was actually justified this time.

[killtroy811]

This was fukin great!LMFAO!!!

[loserfriends1223445]

Omg he is sooo fucking hot!! I love him!!! he is like the hottest guy every ill suck u raul!!!!!

[artnwityr]

"Let's see where this little guy fits...." That is funny shit!

[pinoyword7up]

lolz

[SkeltonKid]

I always knew Kirk secretly wanted to be Han Solo...

[JediBillman]

It's hard to do a good Star Trek spoof.

[tjawes0me3]

Since when?

[Kagmeister98]

Looks like Kirk's constant romances finally caught up with him!! As a huge Star Trek Fan, I feel a need to personally thank you for this video, Raul, definitely one of my favorites next to Dark Knight and Making of Public Enemies!

[kungfudoggie]

ooooooohhhh yeaaaaa love the wig marry me

[emo777monster]

why was this 9 minutes? so not funny... like at all

[bryankfox]

great stuff!!

[Skyefyre502]

LOL this one made me laugh pretty long and hard, just like Kirk's nads.

[DBdylan1]

hahahaha

[DXM159]

Chekov: The planet was recently e-wacuated.

Kirk: [Eyes get bigger]

Classic monkeyandapple!

[SevereRepugnance]

Classic

[pattycakes045]

loved all videos before, this one not so good, but still entertaining. you have great talent and im sure you can come up with better videos than this! public enemies one was fantastic

[NextenBlade]

LoL

[jaksajak]

Fun video but a little long. I'd like to see more interaction other than this drawn out neurological study. Keep up the good videos and creativity!

[DeadpoolAndFriends]

lol Epic!

[porkypine1888]

lmao "it's not gonna suck its self" nice as

[TheHillsHaveEyeBrows]

Did you ever consider that they were rabid shreiks for help?

[shuktuki]

hell yes thats kirk to a tee

[TyBouchardFan]

haha

[iliekwaffles]

Oh that kirk.

[112d12d]

hahaha this is great....but i realy wanna see more depp and bale spoofs..ROFL

[AcidRaZor]

whats that knocking/ticking sound in the background?

[SeventhCycle]

Who the hell is Kirk's superior?  Admiral Bale?

[Phanaoshot]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! xD

[CantStandIdiots94]

hahaha omg too many funny parts to put here

[1weirdgurl]

lmao space rapist, I prefer spock over kirk any day =)

[14diabloluke]

i never looked at him except that way

[RDJM1995]

lmao @ 8:00 "leaving only a colony of mentally disabled humaniod women from the ages of 15 to 18"

[EcrossH]

good shit.

nice spin on an familiar routine :)

[jokersgirl3]

wow . brilliant <3

[oXRavanofdarknessXo]

lol

[DaredDevil2142]

HEE HEE

[megarman1]

great again some recently havent been up to the highest standard

[paulusmagirl]

lmao @ 8:45 !!

[Teleen]

Oh. Dear. GOD!! I've been saying this for YEARS.

"What is it Jackoff?" "It won't suck itself!"

Classic!

[Thewwekiller]

LMAO "look, it's not going to suck itself"

[spaceman300]

Captain Kirk: Boldly Putting Hes Dick, Where No Dick Has Gone Before.

[funkymonkey30]

Kirk might rape some one in the next movie maybe!?!

Star Trek 2: The rape of Khan

Could happen?

They did time traveling whales in one movie!

[paulusmagirl]

ahahahahahaha !!

I've been watching Star Trek for years and it never

occurred to me to call Chekov- Jackoff lmao

There's the difference between boys and girls

right there.

[mussonman]

i liked it. it made me laugh a lot :)

[redstonee]

captain of the millenium f... of the USS Enterprise

XD that one got me good

[Bloodshotbuddah]

LMAO omg I loved the chekov impression CAMPTAIN KIRK CAPTAIN KIRK

[CanadienAtheist]

Captain Kirk is not a rapist!

He may be a tin-plated dictator with delusions of Godhood, but he's not a rapist.

Lols, great video!

[ToasterPig]

Very good. Perhaps a little long but still funny.

[Ploxism]

Very nice rofl!

[PS3GRIMREAPER91]

first

wut about cpt. solo.....i mean mr. zulu he would have been funny to put in

[MrVulgaris]

Captain Kirk is so horny he makes Ron Jeremy look like a celibate

[Sephirothmark2]

Hopefully we will see a few Star Trek Comedy Acts and to most of the people below, watch first then comment.

[TheKingOfRuckus]

So wrong, so very wrong.

[els0073]

Lmfao!

[cantswipeme]

I think Nick Fury rapes ppl too!!!

[DarknessBlood1]

lmao awesome

[dramatification]

love it :D

[StuartM62]

1st sorry couldn't resist you rock

[xesiria]

lol