Adam Jensen: Overly Descriptive

[kamilfreeman]

What a shame.

[QuadfishTym]

"Oh, CoD!"

[Gasfiend]

She never asked for this...

[VictorArayaT]

what a rotten way to die.

[HAYLERz1000]

these comments are why i love the Deus Ex fanbase.

[SecretAgentC1ank]

So in other words, she didn't suffer.

[scatcat1994]

Yeah, RIP.

[OrcishSlacker]

Here, I've got the autopsy report, tissue samples, photographs... this may take a while, do you want to take a seat?

[ToastinBarnicleLiver]

@OrcishSlacker So he's Chris Hansen??

[landioma]

What a shame

[Rollswithpunches]

Bitch asked for it.

[dkytbm]

Punching her might've actually been more compassionate in this case...

[Klulzbyeuh]

She didn't not ask for this.

[Devilsnevercry61]

she asked for it.

[LightWeaponsGuy]

Adam: Her neck was snapped and her body was burned beyond recognition...What a shame.

[Crymson1]

She never asked for this.

[2hakkabakka]

I see nothing wrong with this. If she wants to find out exactly how her daughter died, she has every right to know. Sugarcoating things is immoral.

[Intelus]

She never asked for this.

Oh wait...

[jajabinks92]

What? You DID say "exactly", woman. :/

[Mantax66]

Yeah RIP.

[Funkylordwedge]

What a shame...

[Jackeduphobo33]

Old lady:Do you know exactly how Megan died? Jensen:Her neck was snapped and her body was burned beyond recognition with a high-tech compound. Old lady: Oh my g-I'm not finished yet. Her body was also cut up in little pieces, burned again and crushed in to powder. The powder was then served as a topping on the pasta you had three weeks after she died. Old lady: Oh my god......Jensen: So.....how as the pasta?

[gavilatius]

@Jackeduphobo33

I looked at the waiter and I told him "I never asked for this."

[ThePoorShogun]

@Jackeduphobo33

you watched south park?

[HESSThaMarine]

It's just like Duke Nukem says "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck"

[smnoy23]

If it's any consolation, she was beaten into unconsciousness before the neck snap, so she didn't even feel the burning.

[TheOGLockdown]

"OHHH GAWD" That made this scene.

[Cha0sLord93]

OH GOD

[th3d3storoy3r]

404 sympathy not found

[HTankGlory]

It feels good to be overly descriptive when we can. Hell, most Hentais are and I know this is sort of irrelevant and relevant at the same time but just a fun fact is all. XD ha ha ha

[robloxguy23]

Fatal Error: Sympathy.dll Not found

[uxbnkuribo]

What a rotten way to die.

[H20fulman]

@uxbnkuribo

Yeah, RIP

[crimsonheretic]

scumbag jensen..LOL

[rageofheaven]

What a shame

[nitro836]

The truth should make her soul rest, right?

[dragonslair951167]

Yeah, RIP.

[MrLazyeyedsniper]

I just took an arrow to the knee, I never asked for this.

[CZEFrank]

What a rotten way to die.

[pressure6666]

@CZEFrank Came here to read your comment

[l33tnobody1337]

she never asked for this. oh wait, she did.

[RobCoxxy]

"not well."

[ChaosLord121]

What a rotten way to die.

[ShiningNow]

OH GOD!

[AzfarGamers90]

The description is augmented...

[hinfanchan]

Was the neck snapped before the burn? or after?

[JoshuatheKodiak]

@hinfanchan

Before.

[Babelfish112]

hahhaha

[ashpd101]

yeah r.i.p



[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

His caring is augmented. 

[HUNKrants]

That's how I want to go...

[Essefen]

She DID ask for this

[Buliel]

Title: Overly Descriptive

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[Terrorstanius]

@Buliel i got 300 likes for the comment i made thats like that. idk why its not top comment anymore

[firefoxer666]

@Buliel I found that more funny than the video. LOL.

[Smallenface]

@Buliel lmao

[TSPURSBOSS]

What a rotten way to die.

[Terrorstanius]

aww my comment isnt top comment anymore :((

time to make a comeback!

TITTIES!

[alubedopiasora]

@Terrorstanius haha

[vkeiftw]

@Terrorstanius

but...I never asked for tits.

[TheDonOfZagreb]

What a shame.

[AnimusPipboy]

What a shame!

[Notsags]

well... she wanted to know exactly how she died...

[cobaltfirewarrior]

His sympathy is augmented.

[EpicBeard815]

OH GOD!!!

"I didn't ask for this"

[dsagentutube]

Smooth with the ladies as always.

[Bert2DX]

I didn't have the heart to chose this answer. 

[LivingDeadVideos]

He quiet honestly did not want to receive such an action done to his individual person.

[BeyondInfinium]

What a shame, she was a good man. What a rotten way to die.

[xIcarus227]

what a rotten way to die

[morganrock1]

BADASS!

[spicymeatsandwich]

Her mom is hot!~

[QuikDJ]

hahhahaha adam

[CODMASTA]

yeah RIP

[BluestyleY]

you know i like his "I never asked for this".. i think i might use it in real life scenario where all kind of shit happens to me.. my car brakes down.. "I never asked for this".. you ask a woman in the club to do treesome she slaps you-i never asked for this.. you meet a woman on the internet you fall in love and then you meet her only to find out she is a HE..-i never asked for this))) I love you jensen, you have the punch line for everything))

[LowApe]

haha I was tempted to choose this answer simply to see her reaction :P

[SuperBloodedge]

I never asked for this.

[Robbydude576]

what a shame

[hamsterman8]

yeah RIP

[zinki120]

Months later, Jensen found out that Megan is still alive. WTF!!

[Zubarbarin]

I could not resist to chose this answre

[MObar]

So funny. Obviously half the people here have never played the game.

[kkoloftt]

She did say "exactly"

[xXxKINGLJxXx]

It´s more worse if he say: SHE WAS KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!

[KapitaenM]

She was killed to death.

[karambiatos]

@KapitaenM

what a rotten way to die

[Headcrabman99]

She asked for this.

[TheGaffa99]

I killed Megan's mom...

She said nothing.

[danner253]

what a shame.

[jacksprat1990]

What a rotten way to die.

[bobitski32]

@jacksprat1990 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[ElBarto3131]

My emotions are augmented!

[BossPanzer]

I choose to say that Megan didn't suffer that's much better answer.

[Archangel3583]

"Her neck was snapped and her body was burned beyond recognition with a high-tech compound."

"What a shame."

[Tanman1134]

@Archangel3583 Yeah, RIP

[Idet1000]

@Archangel3583 Yeah, RIP.

[DGneoseeker1]

@Archangel3583 What a shame he never even found the body. What was he basing this on? I forget.

[AceBobcat]

@Archangel3583 Yeah, RIP

[alexd1130]

My descriptions were augmented.

[MelloMix]

That never struck me as particularly funny until now...I actually lol'ed.

[sapnyosentry]

"...but then she got better"

[veranderfel]

Yeah RIP

[Sonerr9700]

Adam sure is a man of words.

[pikkupaska81]

Adam trollsen

[Imetysaw]

Then wonder what whould happen if you ask him: "Did your sandwich taste good? "

[Denes300]

In other words, she didnt suffer.

[crossbones116]

"And I'm not gonna' lie, I felt the corpse up a little bit too"

[yousini]

Jensen, keeping it real

[GlennAnimator]

FALSE!

[jkurosaki]

@GlennAnimator SPOILER!

[Frosty301289]

jensen sure is a cold hearted asshole, and i love it

[DarkPieman]

What a shame.

[GanguroKonata]

They beat her up, stomped her, shot her, stomped her again and then they took a dump on her. I swear to god they shot a deuce on her, man!

[atan0k]

She did say "exactly".

[naryanr]

Probably the best two top comments I've seen in a while.

[QuadfishTym]

Half expecting Casandra to say "What a shame."

[keyblade313]

yeah, she burned all right.

[Necronator1]

Jenson: She was pissed on, beaten up, burned, placed into a nightmare with Freddy Krueger, forced to watch Twilight and then forced to listen to Justin Bieber.

Cassandra Reed: -_- Okay, now you're just screwing with me...

Jenson: STFU!!!

[Khachik2003]

@Necronator1 that was so freakin lame lol

[TheLackofattack]

A lot of yellow in this scene.

[TheCrelio]

Thats it, let her down easy

[Idet1000]

@TheCrelio Thank you for that, it made my day.

[ImCmdrShepard1]

What a shame. such a rotten way to die.

[Bloomfie3]

What a shame.

[Terrorstanius]

"Adam Jensen: Overly Descriptive" "No description available"

[ANinjaSpartan]

@Terrorstanius LOL frikkin hillarious.

[AndreTailz]

@Terrorstanius hahahaha

[13AnGeL666]

bitch asked for it, what a rotten way to die

[VintageTrollean]

The title says overly descriptive, yet theres no description

[Terrorstanius]

@VintageTrollean the weird thing is i posted the same comment and got thumbs while u didnt get anything and no i didnt copy u.... but dude its hilarious :P

[TelepathicToucan]

Adam Jensen= #1 Badass

[ulduarwolf]

Well, she asked if he knew EXACTLY how Megan died.

[Livebythecreed4]

YEAH,RIP

[Trogdorbad]

Well, she DID want to know EXACTLY how she died.

[PowerArmor96]

Yeah, RIP

[RiMa345]

Cassandra Reed facial's expression during Adam revelation about her dauther's death: nothing!!!! XD

[Ghost10251]

she asked: "exactly how Megan died", am I not right?

[1dui1]

Hey Bitch you asked : (

[rondinsk]

In Jensen's Voice: You wanted to know. I don't sugarcoat it, that is how I roll.

[sub2me4areview]

what a shame.

[APOCALYPSISE]

What a rotten way to die.

[saygoodnightmanuel]

hahahah god, this cracks me up EVERY time :)) it's all in the "OH GAWD" :))

[W4rDr1v3r0]

She shouldn't have asked for this.

[xxxx59xxxx]

yeah...rip

[dave270685]

HAHAHAHAHAHA hilarious so funnyy

[Youresmalltimebro]

What a rotten way to die

[Slinker07]

What a shame.

[suchadouche0]

ADAM JENSEN DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK

[gameman246]

She never asked for this.

[Nggakjelas92]

Sorry, Windmill just hacked my CASIE Aug.....

[buob1234567890]

Fuck damn it Jensen! ''Classified'' would have been shorter!

[aguynamedleon]

Damn 5 days til retirement

[Frooglar]

Yeah, RIP.

[DoubleMatt1]

What a rotten way to die

[SuperVlogWatcher]

She asked for this. :/

[chrispy9229]

Ever heard of breaking the news softly Jensen!?

[inouyejulio]

so... did she die?

[mastershakeaq]

Well she fucking asked. 

[Mrlazerpoint]

EXECPT SHES STILL ALIVE

:O SPOILERS

[GeekingForJesus]

@Mrlazerpoint Lol. So bad, dude! No doubt you ruined it for some people.