How to Drive

[TomWaggle]

I like to party before bed.

[TheOfNothing]

gas is $1.30 in Canada. Explode That. Please don't cause then it will get warm. Were allergic to to warm.

[candyxoliciousbishes]

I think of every dumb thing I did in life & regret it ..

then I fall asleep .. :)

[WhenFireMixesWithIce]

I count sheep... But it different on Wednesdays, On Wednesdays I count EXPLOSIONS!

[Journie719]

I go to sleep by watching you... *Creepy smile* >:D

[1234tche]

is it odd that i find the girl in the t movie add extremely hot??

[iloveyoass69]

start car not turn on car

[SoIHerdUAreATechN00b]

"I'm A Smart."-

Craig Benzine.

[homsarshat]

Close my eyes.



[McFioranNuggets]

imagine a female sexy clone.

[X0verXDriveX]

I masturbate.

[Glameyes1]

I fall asleep while driving----well, my mum, was the one driving, actually....*cries myself to sleep*

[MrPhish21]

AHEM. LISTEN EVERYONE....k thanks...

[Runsiplue]

my earphone shorted out in my ear as soon as he said explosion

[WombatVlogs]

I listen to music every night and fall asleep to it. (And I liked/favourited) :DDD

[bellacullen98a]

I'm a smart XD

[coloursdude]

First time I see how seatbelts are buckled in American cars! :D In Europe we buckle from top to bottom, with the buckle on the upper thingy going down to the "hole". lol

[dkgdbr]

@coloursdude thats how most cars here in America buckle as well. I've never seen a car that buckles like that. I think that is just how the manufacturer designed Wheezy's particular car model.

[coloursdude]

@dkgdbr then we can all say - Wheezy - Your car buckles funny! :P

[dkgdbr]

@coloursdude yep

[hibnj]

@coloursdude thats just how an electrically operated seatbelt is buckled when the electric motor dies :)

[kodomokomodo]

maybe everytime my laptop's lagging, i should just put bombs next to it.

[woabz]

I HAVE THAT SAME PLAID BLANKET!!!!

[Cosmonauteable]

Do you google explosions every wednesday? 

[duckss83]

I have a license test tomorrow, and this was supper helpful.

[TirsoGomez99]

Im A Smart

[Romanlieutenant19]

What I like to do is play Wii sports tennis with a bunch of Craig clones.

[Romanlieutenant19]

...send in another clone. ;)

[stephen98841272]

gas is $7 dollars a gallon in my country

[TheSmallparrot]

I have my driving test tomorrow :S I will make sure to remember the graceful back kick

[Awesomeness2771]

the URL think wheezy is cute :)

[surayzee]

lol i really thought there was something wrong with the video at the beginning

[mark0wen]

i close my eyes and slowly turn my brain off turning all sounds around me into relaxing music

[BlckHrt141]

I play music that I'm able to sleep too (i.e. classic music, soft techno..stuff..idk whichever sounds nice I mainly use to sleep to.)

[Bobbysmitreshop]

I run up to my bed like that and bang my head on the wall! Then falling asleep is an afterthought! Ya after I come to!

[MCRMCRMCR22]

meh is FRONKEH

[kezzarellamozzarella]

...... the heartland



[MrMadmakdog]

listen to you

[Randopatchi]

Drink warm milk and then cry yourself to sleep (it makes the crying not last as long)

[74dorset]

Anyone else notice Craig's amazing backwards seatbelt?

[ssbrwl]

2:17 just might be the hardest I ever laughed at a Wheezy Waiter video!

[LukeHasGamez]

Bigger breasts tut ? WTF video responses XD

[gleeotch08]

i was gonna watch this video but i have this rule where i dont listen to anyone with a lisp...

[quarterpost]

Craig your car kinda sucks :(

[WhoaBroLowBlow]

I just paused to buffer. Meanie.

[SapphireAthena1]

I don't sleep. I stay up all night and watch Wheezy Waiter.

[thefamouskaytay]

This video got twice as many likes and favorite just because you asked, wow.

[TheTinyKoala]

i thought there was something wrong with my laptop.

[MariokartwiirulesXD]

I'm doing all of those steps at my driving test ESPECIALLY the little back kick xD

[MrJamhamm]

is craig benzine real?

[TheDayGamers]

THE BEGGING IT A NERDS WORST NIGHTMARE :((((

[elizamazawesome]

To fall asleep, I imagine love stories with all the people I want to marry but can't. And then I cry myself to sleep. So I guess that's not very helpful.

[AdamantSystems]

@elizamazawesome I imagine my future wife, and how I'm (haha no one will ever know about me) years away from it..GAH-HUH-UHH

And I think of stuff that I can't eat. :(

[elizamazawesome]

@AdamantSystems See, the reason I can't marry all these people is that, with the exception of a very few, THEY DON'T EXIST. So at least you have a chance.

[JoshLikeCrazy]

weird seatbelt

[BandNerd110510]

"Its the hot new thing" so explosion wednesday IS a thing!!!!! you said it yourself!

[roxiescope]

quiet clone's explosions are black holes :3

[KamakazC]

I love the whole : "Step five rhymes........."

[jupierpie32]

I watch youtube vids

[MovieFreak880]

everytime someone sais in his video to like & fav it, i do it. what is wrong with me?! oh and I mostly take a shower the brush my hair than put on my pijamas and than I dream about slauthering zombies :) it gives u such a warm feeling inside.. ah, zombies ;)

[jaynierocks]

milk



[unicornalita]

STEP FIVE RHYMES.

[absolutezero1000]

Wow your seatbelts all wrong

[TheMattressSquad]

I listen to youtube. Not u. Ur 2 funny kitty face :-3

[ABOMiiNATiONUK]

1:26... hes playing the wii :S

[sskkarz]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT .

You never said explosion wednesday wasnt a thing. does that mean that it is a thing?

[DeathAngelsFury]

@sskkarz He did... After the wink.

[0FAHEEM]

mad funny 

[PlasticInk]

I laughed way too hard when Craig cries himself to sleep. D:

[ESPJT]

u look like Tomas Haake, drummer of meshuggah :D

[Agent1337AQW]

lol 555 videos



[JigglyPuff569]

is that new facial gesture a thing?

[ThtBinkzyGuy]

Explosion lol

[ssftww]

When the eagle exploded at the end, my 6 year old brother walked in and whispered '..poor eagle..'

[stude444]

@ssftww EVIL!

[pocketchode]

@ssftww FINISH HIM!

[theskiesarehazey]

I thought the video was jerky...

[anotherhappyasianboy]

i love how your videos always have a full green like bar :D

[arsenalo14]

blaah i hate lag haha the beginning of the vid actually pissed me off

[Nintenrock]

My video has still got a problem

[1JustWatching123]

WHEEZY!!!! I Remember You! I haven't seen any of your videos since I first saw you on The Facebook Vote Dance Video Game thingy.

I just came across you again because I was looking for legit How To Drive Videos. Guess I'll continue my search after This. ^_^

[jayden940]

Erm.. Craig your seatbelt is backwards..

[anotherhappyasianboy]

@jayden940 he probably has one of those old cars :)

[FreutLupe]

I like cheese.

[The92Hotrod]

Fucking idiot

[WILLorMADfilms]

@The92Hotrod i hope you know he's not being serious...

[The92Hotrod]

@WILLorMADfilms Aw i know but the idea of someone wasting there time on such a poor attempt at being funny is slightly concerning mate.. And i usually dislike when people give out about things on someones video but i couldnt stop myself this time .. It hit a nerve lol..

[WILLorMADfilms]

@The92Hotrod and i respect your opinion

[NMHOP123]

@The92Hotrod He's acting like an idoit because it's part of the show obviously

[XxxAXEL900xxX]

ugly car

[CheeseXninja]

The beginning got me cause my iPad does that a lot, and this was a help ful video cause I just got me permit!!!:D

[THEninja147]

punchbuggy no punch backs? anyone get that? no? HAH I JUST PUNCHED YOU ALL

[DUAL727]

I don't need explosions to be beautiful, explosions need me

[yamercado2]

I watch this video all the time, and the beginning still tricks me. Every. Time.

[JigglyPuff569]

*FACEPALM*

[BigBobFilms]

Step 1(optional)- Change into nothing... What? I mean, change into PJ's.

Step 2- Get into bed

Step 3- Realize that I need to get the BB's off the bed.

Step 4- Get distracted while cleaning off bed and spend another two hours on youtube.

Step 5- Get into bed.

Step 6- Lay in bed for hours thinking about my girlfriend.

Step 7- Finally get to sleep by thinking about a guy being so relaxed he gets his hand shoved in some gears.

I'm not weird at all! :D

[Biendeo]

1:47 - Side Note: Explosions may make cars spontaneously move around.

[BeAnBeAn22]

sick intro

[jilliegirl1000]

What the hell is up with that seatbelt?

[Adupiratu]

step 1: go fuck yourself

step 2: go fuck yourself

step 3: go fuck yourself

step 4: go fuck yourself

[Trtickster]

minecraft=sleep deprivation and it is awesome

[sugarninja1]

This really helps me, you know I thought I was going to take driver's ED.. but I think this will suffice..

[MsJose809]

THINK THINK!!! THINK!!!!! OF THINGS YOU WOULD LIKE to be like... or have... or had done... >.> oR Create a world... in your mind :D fall sleep really easy o.o or THInk of you going really deep in water o-o

[FruitLoopFan]

"Step 5 rhymes...." LOLL!!

[DjXiaHin]

You should have said your exPLOSION more gently. or say it in a sexy way.

[xbox360mdmx]

ur smart. lol joke your a faggot no joke.

[Thefashionpolice100]

I drove a truck today and I'm 11

[tyhod123]

LMAO 2:27 "Step 6: Watch out for EXPLOSIONS!!!!"

[HarryPotterTrio91]

Im taking my road test tomorrow. This is gonna really help.

;)

[KileAcab]

how did he exit the car with the belt fastened?!?!?!?!!? xDDDD

[smileforme20082008]

men u are boring!!

[thepolarleaf]

when ur hard on the gas it looks like ur doing a shit ;)

[lekmann]

your monitor is more worth than that car. (if it has a half tank of gas)

[nennypsycho]

2:33 YELLOW ONE!! *punch*

[HoboOfSixthGrade]

wow, my video actually lagged in the begging

[OrenBoder]

You seat belt buckles up strangely.... It goes up, not down? Wahhhh?

[laurenemberson]

I crawl into bed with my laptop until about 3 in the morning and it is physically impossible for me to keep watching your videos....

[brg1965]

I just sleep! Try it!

[Juicestiener]

thumbs up for Craig's amazing seatbelt

[kreko123kerek]

@Juicestiener Hahahh ! no body wants to like :P

[cocy3000]

HAHAHAHA... Gas in Venezuela is about a dollar a full tank

[erwtenzuiger]

It's so awesome how your seatbelt seems to be mounted upside down :D

[IndependentBlackSoul]

1:44... just... just... yes.

[precedingamillion]

Yup, after 4 of your videos Im a beard hater.

[catherinethezebra]

its not illegal, its just frowned upon...

[jliz1589]

Graceful little back kick! Hahahahaha

[deegeyx3]

I actually hate how we as canadiens provide countries with gasoline yet were the ones who have to pay more.. Does that make sense to you?

[ksoct1994]

that bit at the begining gets me every time

[toprookie93]

EXPLOSION ! hahahahahhaha , so damn funny

[ariffisariff]

i like the optional steps!

[rrvnx]

I 'liked' this video when you decided to try to recline without the recliner chair. I found that funny. Thank you.

[bennyandthejes]

@EmperorArcana you change into your pjs before showering? and then put them back on?

[shoefork]

This is the first video from you Ive seen and i love your channel!

I mean your hilarious and original, i subbed keep it up!

[iglock000]

I remember wanting to drive anywhere when I was 16. Now a day's I wish I could just hire a chauffeur so I wouldn't have to deal with shitty drivers and traffic.

[GildedWildebeest]

In the UK petrol is $8.682 for a US gallon... I'm jussayin'

[MacadamiaPenguins]

How i fall asleep;

Step 1: Get into my PJ's.

Step 2: Go to take a shower and wonder why the fuck i put my PJ's on in the first place.

Step 3: Take a leap of faith to my room (you never know when there are zombies).

Step 4: Put on PJ's (again) with ALL of the light on so no murderer sneaks up behind you and kills you.

Step 5: Turn off lights and swan dive into bed.

Step 6: Try to sleep, but keep wondering if something is going to crash in your window and eat you.

Step 7: FINALLY SLEEP.

[endxofxtime]

at first i thought there was really something wrong with the video xD

[fastsloth]

wait, you wear your shoes in your apartment? whaat?

[AbbehRogue]

How i fall asleep

Go to wheezywaiters videos

make a playlist

have them running while i lie down.

i can't sleep without people talking. <3

[THEJ3RM101]

@AbbehRogue me too lol

[violasbeamazing]

See I'm in the IB programme, so I just drink a lot of coffee. I *love* it when the coffee's done because with my homework load its my only hope for survival.

[mylifeasofnow]

When I can't sleep, I listen to Shakespeare.

Knocks me right out. :D

[archinfinty]

i listen to cd(s) like roald dahl

[katinatreesee]

i like how the car is still running days later

[ligitmuffin]

there seems to be more videos on wensday than anyother day...

am i the only one noticing this???

[MrEjemploanonimo]

@ligitmuffin cos its EXPLOSION Wednesday. His trying to make it a thing.

[3picpker305]

step 1:fuck offff i dont sleep im a vampire

[silinceofthemflambs]

It's bright out don't cry yourself to sleep yet... wait until it gets dark

[ugotztabeekrazee]

crying is good. i usually do that. reading. closing my eyes and waiting for sleep. staring at the glow in the dark stars on my ceiling. listening to music. listening to music quietly. watching a bug fly around. reading. thinking about my day. neutered. thinking about driving. swimming. did i say neutered? chocolate. looking at world maps. painting. driving. playing video games. reading. laying down. standing up. watching youtube videos. sitting. wearing pants. not wearing pants, i.e. sex. and...

[ugotztabeekrazee]

@EmperorArcana

Step 1b(optional)- Shower In PJs.

[guitarpoet88]

Gas prices need to have an explosion...

[StephPlusJimmy]

Craig, you don't need to ask for people to favorite or like your videos. That already happens automatically.

[Irediva]

boredom

[HellMaster548]

So explosion Wednesday is a thing now...?

[MaggieMarieFilms]

You seem alot younger then 30

[burnedbyburton]

Craig, I don't think you should ask people to like or subscribe. In general, your videos are awesome enough to make people want to do it anyways. Plus, I have always liked the fact that you *didn't* ask people do do it, because I feel like it makes you less of the 'omgmustgetratings' type of youtuber.

[idonthatesandwiches]

how to fall asleep

step 1-put on night clothes

step 1a-brush teeth (optional but highly recommended so u dont die of some gum diesease or somtin of that nature)

step 2-realize ur not tired and watch tv

step 3-walk to bed after hours infomercials cuz nothing was on

step 4-turn off light

step 4a-step on dog's tail, get bitten and cry for awhile

step 5- use echo location to find bed

step 6- yea u dont hav echo location so u cant find ur bed

step 7-sleep on floor

[zereenato15011996]

FREEEDOOOOOOOM

[ManyVideosforyou]

Step 1- remove cloths

Step 2 (optional)- fantasy of fantastic women

Step 3- Make sure your alone

Step 4- Pull down your pants

Step 5- Jerk off

step 6- Go take a shower

Step 1 Repeat the same rutin

Step 18463 - Fall to sleep

[regularguy5mb]

How do I fall asleep?

Step 1: Hang out on internet for far too long

Step 2: Remember homework or project that is due tomorrow

Step 3: Realize I am too tired to work on anything

Step 4: Hang out on the internet for the amount of time it would have taken to complete homework or project

Step 5: Collapse into bed

Step 6: Contemplate waking up early to finish work

Step 7: Worry that I will fail at life

Step 8: Drift into uncomfortable sleep of despair

[ZZipityaz]

@regularguy5mb its almost like youre me!

[regularguy5mb]

@ZZipityaz Wait... are you me? Am I you? Is this a parallel universe? What's happening?

;-)

[eeli1]

@regularguy5mb Best comment I've ever read. God, I did that a lot. haha

[gaarasandsasukesgurl]

@regularguy5mb Identical to my sleeping habits!

[TokyoDiimond]

@regularguy5mb LOL HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LIFE?

[kemoblue4u]

@regularguy5mb I did that lastnight....BUT CLASS WAS CANCELED!!! :D

[electricalbananaa]

@regularguy5mb

so true, so true.

[Perfixesus]

@regularguy5mb Somehow, I have this deja vu feeling! Wonder why! XD