BRIAN POSEHN - "Metal By Numbers"

[MATvision]

"this is the gay bar"

HAHHAHHAHA!

[Chutriell]

Better call Saul!



[oHelmslyoRisesAgain]

i don't give a fuck how gay it is or how gay the fucking members are those screamo metal bands all sound the same and ARE FUCKING AWFUL

[StaggnGuvnor]

its annoying they mixed it so its hard to really hear the vocals

[dirtychoke]

I love the fact he includes Every Time I Die, which is one of my favorite bands.

[Maddolis]

Bob Odenkirk tries to repress you from watching music videos?

Better call Saul!

[Gruesomeb]

If your asking for who the band is in the beginning. Your practically claiming to be gay and that you like penis in and all around your face!

[PreedyM2k]

Is that Scott Ian on guitar?

[MetalheadPedro]

"This is the gay part!"LOL. I wonder wich part in the begining song wasn't gay.

[BoxChevyBabyyyy]

4:13..

my favorite part!

:D

[th1nkman]

"Every metal singer should sound like he wants to fight." - Brian Posehn

[xTheWorldNeedsAHerox]

"Music really sucks now, poseurs and trendy FOOLS. But compared to Coldplay and Nelly, EVEN SHITTY METAL RULES!" Then Brain Posehn makes a song that SLAYS GAY7X's entire talentless discography... on Donais from Shadows Fall literally rips out 20 different sweeps in the solo just to show that any RETARD could do it. Doesn't make you soulful if you're just ripping to rip, playing chromatic scale all day like a hack.

[ThrashMetal4026]

@masterchief790 Ummmm... Scott Ian

[manictiger]

I think the problem with a lot of music these days is that it doesn't rock.

I really don't care how small their penis is (pretty much anything with lyrics that's popular).

I don't really care if they can shred a zillion notes a second or how many weird chords they can stick in a song.

I don't care if they just learned what an LFO is (dubstep).

Sometimes, I just wanna rock! Some Megadeth and some Frank Klapecki; you get the idea.

[masterchief790]

hahaha Ian Scott

[rocknrolljunkie00]

pioneer of comedy metal \m/

[Rawk4Life]

@rocknrolljunkie00 Did you forget Sam Kinison? He did a heavy metal parody of Wild Thing back in the early 90's.

[C6NN1B6LIST1X]

4 the people pissing on this video, could u ad a little sh1t? mmmm, yes feels good on my skin, mmm kyle's money, mmm, and sh1t.

[kommisar]

That's so funny that the "dad" during the Megadeth video spoof is Saul Goodman from "Breaking Bad".

[chaserobertson]

@kommisar his name is Bob Odenkirk and he's done a LOT more than that

[kommisar]

@chaserobertson Yes, I realize he's been around the block. Still, I'm sure that his "Breaking Bad" role is definitely something he's more known for, and it's still funny he's in this video.

[nickthetrash]

anyone else think he looks like singer of the acacia strain?

[qpphil5150]

If Peter Griffin would be the leadsinger of a metalcoreband, he would sound exactly like this

[SepticSchizo7]

@qpphil5150 Metalcore? -_-

[thatoneguyjavi]

915 people are gaytards who try out their karate kicks in the pit.

[KevinCarbonara]

this video is terrible

is it supposed to be a joke

because it isn't funny

[grindancer]

Who's the drummer?

[hairymoose1974]

seeing his wife and the dogs makes me love "puppy playtime" even more.

[DRUMFREAK814]

SAUL GOODMAN???

[stockhammerify]

This guy looks like the lead singer for the Acacia Strain. lulz

[GodlessHippie]

damnit.

i have that guitar in that music video he watches.

and i'm in a metal band.

i feel like a poser.

oh well, i make for it with skillz. :)

EXHALE THE PLAGUE BITCHES!!

[RaiderzGuru]

LOL! wtf is up with the random puppies?! xD

[krisx15]

i almost past out headbanging to this song \m/ rock on posehn

[black0seakt]

You stupid fucks, Chasing Victory is a christian post-hardcore band and it is not fuckin related with those fags in that video. You failed.

[NFCButtrubb3d]

@jo0GotPwnt awww someone is butthurt.

[jo0GotPwnt]

@NFCButtrubb3d Sure am. Metal is for children tho. U MAD, bro?

[NFCButtrubb3d]

@jo0GotPwnt stupid troll is stupid. take a seat

[jo0GotPwnt]

@NFCButtrubb3d Okay, sorry about that. I'll be leaving now.

[luckyglasspig]

Awesome

[BoneDaddy216]

is it sad i know the song in the beginning? xD

[Blackmamba136]

@BoneDaddy216

yes....

Nu Metal and "Metal"  Core .... is in my eyes no metal...

[Fabsi16]

@Blackmamba136 Right Bro  ;D

[anyrock22]

@BoneDaddy216 yes

[hokumu]

@BoneDaddy216

Yes, Very fucking Sad.

[VicDahlia]

@BoneDaddy216 hear friends do not know how the song is called the principle

[igotitchyballs]

@BoneDaddy216 what's that song called and who's it by?

[BoneDaddy216]

@igotitchyballs unrequited love by chasing victory

[igotitchyballs]

@BoneDaddy216 thanks

[xxdanxexx]

@BoneDaddy216 No, you gotta know what you hate to be able to legitimately hate it.

[zpsycho]

@BoneDaddy216 What song is that?

[xxsammiofdonxx]

@BoneDaddy216 what is it?

[BoneDaddy216]

@xxsammiofdonxx unrequited love by chasing victory

[LordRotzI]

@BoneDaddy216 comon this must be a fake song nobody can do something like that in real live

[ssiabimbOFFICIAL]

@BoneDaddy216 wat's the song at th beggining?

[BoneDaddy216]

@ssiabimbOFFICIAL unrequited love by chasing victory

[alexmorlan]

@BoneDaddy216 what is it

[BoneDaddy216]

@alexmorlan unrequited love by chasing victory

[pyurmassacur]

@BoneDaddy216 yes.

[MMAFightgr]

@BoneDaddy216 i found them through this vid i really like the song lol

[lordestriker]

@BoneDaddy216 whos the song and whats it called? i wish to know :)

[BoneDaddy216]

@lordestriker unrequited love by chasing victory

[CrEEpR69]

@BoneDaddy216 Very... Very very sad my friend

[sharkwrestler99]

I'm a Nu Metal fan and I think this is awesome.

[tweak666616]

your the news yo are lol

[rollingstonecold]

MEGADETH REFERENCE FOR THE WIN LOLOLOLOL

[thrasherchapoy]

Jajaja fabuloso!!!

[guapochalupa02345]

the pennies on the floor at 3:22 makes my frickin life xDDD

[MachineHead1990]

The lyrics suck... But the Riff is freakin Awesome!!!

[AngelusDlion]

The hunter from Brutal Legend lives!

\m/^,^\m/

[1997Mio]

@AngelusDlion YEAHHH \m/ ^ ____ ^ \m/

[CrayogenicDeath]

Are you....almost....ready! DAMN IT I MISSED IT! :(

[XXINTOXICATEDXXxP]

tht looks gaytarded!xD

[ekmad]

Scott Ian fuck yeah

[FUNNYDUDEFILMS]

I'm gunna watch some metalcore videos after this 

[GraceUlchTV]

after this i watched the devil wears prada

[blusuck]

MOSH or dont its your call hahahahahahhahahah

[lorak613]

just noticed that the dad is saul goodman on breaking bad

[TheMightyKephalos]

WHAT YOU KNOW BOUT BACON HAM LINCOLN!??!

[onsenfoudunom1]

love the little puppie

[BunchesBundles77]

Cookie monster vocals or yell like a Wookie,

Metal by numbers,

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE

[LadyCowbell]

I love the spoof of Dave Mustaine!

[promisedeyes]

My favorite part is when Brian demands to have his dick sucked

[FunDrunken]

Extended gay part solo!

[fleshthrasher89]

YOUR THE NEWS!!!!!

[jesseborn42]

lol random megadeth thing in the middle

[PinkFloydrulez]

ah, 2006/2007 was a fun time.

[Casterwaster]

SCOTT IAN!

[xXSerotonin6sic6xX]

Haha. Love how they make fun of Dragonforce.

[MrMattyVicious]

This is fucking amazing!



[TheFreakman]

Does the giant pissed off mexican look familiar? Yeah It's Me!

[iMinachuu]

YOU'RE the news!

[Rupskallion]

Did anyone else laugh more than headbang during this video?

[gavlah]

@Rupskallion Both!

[insaneboy14]

i wonder who the band is on the tv at the beginning lol

[ItzFrostee]

@insaneboy14 lol I think there called Generic Metalcore Band

[m4ssee]

Burn in hell 240p

[dtp080t]

the breakdown is genius.. lol exactly what i do now, im too old for this shit, but metal is dope

[wpsfly]

GIBBONS!!!!!!!

[flybikes90]

@wpsfly Gibbons is stuck in the well!

[grumpybritishguy]

@wpsfly hahahah TGTTM reference

[KHfan4ever23]

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!!!

[Jacksonrox13]

"Are you almost ready? Dammit I missed it!"

Lol.

[MetalAcitistJim]

isn't that the guitarist from anthrax

[Ben1990H]

@MetalAcitistJim yes Scott Ian 

[makeshiftmethod420]

your the news lol

[BeeTatty]

seems like deathcore is becoming as generic and repetetive as pop music these days. this should be a great awakening but most of the deathcore fans wouldnt listen to this cuz it isnt quote "hardcore"

[SSedmak]

Is this Linkin Park?

[FunDrunken]

Wait I'm and idiot too........

[JoshTAnderson36]

Is that actually your wife Brian? If so, kudos to you my friend!

[tardsk8r]

after i heard this, it seems like every stupid scene screamo band does metal by numbers.

[parabolaNSD]

the beginning reminds me of Machine Head

[MikeyBrodeur]

is that a real song at the begining???

[NightShade1218]

@MikeyBrodeur So you can look it up, go on the vid and call the band fags, right?

[MikeyBrodeur]

@NightShade1218 im not one of those kinda guys....lol...the little video looked silly tho..boarderline fake...so im curious if that song is real

[MrDanteaguilar]

@MikeyBrodeur Not sure if the song is real, but check out Please Destroy This World by the band Tasters, which is very similar. 

[graysonmillar]

weeeloweeloweeloweeeloweelo what do you think of THAT!

[cmzangetsu1993]

Looks like Scott is gonna bust a nut metaling out so hard,

[8523wsxc]

908 people are the news.

[Cupajoe69]

@8523wsxc No 908 ppl are gaytarded :D

[a7x05skin]

Timberlake or Kelly Clarkson, they can all suck my...... penis

[Ninjuggla]

He's right. "Hardcore dancing" is far beyond gaytarded.

[imnotinsane666]

DUI? Dealing Drugs? Better Call Saul! ... Second DUI? Why ruin a good time? Call Saul Today!

[graysonmillar]

@imnotinsane666 wow someone actually figured it out.lol

[metaldemonseanknels]

there is no gay part for brian

[tullyDT]

You're the news, you are! ROFL!

[arotr1]

i love this song

[kommisar]

"This is the gay part!"

That part in the beginning with the lame poser "metal" is SO accurate.

[MrNicholasRidiculous]

He looks like Vince from TAS.

[AdmiralGFM]

3:40 Tom Araya!

[FrederickVirus]

Anthrax

[MakoSucks]

...thats not the news, it is a music video.

[xDNC420x]

lol...he called out all you hardcore fags!!!

[sharkwrestler99]

Haha I'm a fan of all kinds of Metal(including Nu Metal) and many other genres,but I found this hilarious

[AdmiralGFM]

@sharkwrestler99 Fucking... agreed. Metal by numbers, cookie cookie cookie!

[4thFloor]

0:13 my face when I switch on a music channel on TV regardless what's currently running

[guitarbeasts]

did anyone else see the viking guy with the horse on the pit part? more metal then your moma's tea kettle

[gutarjunky]

"YOURE THE NEWS"

[datsoon666]

so i recognize scott ian but whos the drummer and bassist?

[MsSalemWolf]

brian posehn looks like the singer to the acacia strain

[TheFreakman]

I was the Giant Mexican but I'm not even Mexican.

[TheSlimywe]

lmao love this guy

[kendrughh]

@PhilFoxNJ and how do you know that? I'm pretty sure they were influenced

[Severus02]

Metal is shit, oh yes!

[crazycraig5]

what is the name of the band at the beginning because it aint chasing victory

[xSiffy]

@crazycraig5 it is chasing victory - unrequited love

[CheesyRhino]

Scott Ian is the man!

[PhilFoxNJ]

the funny thing is most of these screamo bands he's mocking arent even trying to be metal. metal elitists are just to ignorant to except anyting else besides metal.

[Fabsi16]

I dont understand the joke with the news.... can anybody explain pleas? thx

(I'm from germany)

[PTPyjamas]

@Fabsi16 Watch the video for "Peace Sells" by Megadeth :)

[Fabsi16]

@PTPyjamas ok thanks man :D

[madmike1]

I will LAUGH if someone was digging the tune on the tv at the start, thats not even metalcore, thats just emo hardcore XD

[AlbertFisher119]

lol "you can kill Metal twice but it'll never really die, It's kind of like a Zombie or even that Jesus guy"

[iloveursis]

Metalcore sucks.

[FaceOfMyInnocence]

I love how he's captured how fucking awful some of this new "core" bollocks that's come out over the past few years. Can't hack listening to the song for very long though.

[xCottonSwabx]

if only they put this song in brutal legend becasue he was in that game

[yodog678]

SCOTT IAN FTW!

[gannon1op]

i gotta agree....hardcore dancers do look gay tarded

[trevor2blk]

I actually listen to a few of the bands that he probably had in mind when he wrote this...but this is hilarious :D

[itszack14]

whos tht drummer

[soulfrgoten7]

ok i thought this was pretty funny, until he said every time i die dude ETID isnt even metal, their fucking hardcore/southern rock

[DamnedTV]

Lamb of god hoodie \m/

[dabom12898]

Is it my computer, or did the sound for this video change once the song started playing?

[SHAKINGBABIES]

YEAH, BOB!

[WWWhitechapel]

Scott FUCKING Ian - awesome. Thanks to this song. my new Gamertag on XBL is..............Gaytarded. :) LOL.

[zyrbts]

Dude, you look gaytarded.

[amtheriver]

who the fuck is this clown?

[latinohomiejo071593]

what song is that in the beginning if its even a real song at all?

[stonamonkey]

What is this garbage your watching? I want to watch the news!...This IS the news! Megadeth FTW